I'm on Fire

billythrilly7th · Nov 11, 2007

Made out with four chicks in the last calendar week.

One a Japenese, yes a Japenese, girl.

Another TWO, yes two, at the same time, scene from Girls GOne Wild.

And tonight, a puerto Rican chica, who I just walked home.

ANd many of you are probably saying, "That's great, Thrill, but why only making out?"

'Cause I'm a gentleman who belives in the Prince motto "You're the kind of person believes in making out once, love 'em and leave 'em fast."

And I'm STD phobic.

holla

thank you

This thread is intended to instagate "You da man, Thrills" and "god bless ya, Thrills" in the long tradition of Office Party blessings.

ETA: Mother of god, I'm drunk.

billythrilly7th · Nov 11, 2007

worst.thread.ever

dpaterso · Nov 11, 2007

Police in several states are on the lookout for a mysterious gentleman who is leaving a trail of frustrated and desperate women who have turned to crime to satisfy the carnal lust he awoke within them before fading into the night. "He make me so hot, then he just leave!" said Sunday school teacher turned stripper Akiko Matsu, 21.

-Derek

JJ Cooper · Nov 11, 2007

And some very smart men are following Billy around, prepared to offer the finishing touches.

JJ

astonwest · Nov 11, 2007

billythrilly7th said:
And I'm STD phobic.

Billy, remind me sometime to tell you about all the fun diseases you can get from just making out...

You're welcome.

billythrilly7th · Nov 11, 2007

A little mouth herpes is about all you can get from tongue wrestling unless both participants have gaping, bleeding, open disgustint gums.

Tonights girl was gorgeous.

And I met her dog after walking her home.

Cute little dude.

billythrilly7th · Nov 11, 2007

dpaterso said:
Akiko Matsu

John Paton · Nov 11, 2007

billy

this is the 21st Century. You can go to a pharmacy and buy protection. Sprays, liquids, gels, ointments and sheaths to name a few. Plus maybe a raincoat as well.

Is this where I say it ?? it is !! "You da man, Thrills" and "god bless ya, Thrills"

SpookyWriter · Nov 11, 2007

billythrilly7th said:
A little mouth herpes is about all you can get from tongue wrestling unless both participants have gaping, bleeding, open disgustint gums.

Tonights girl was gorgeous.

And I met her dog after walking her home.

Cute little dude.

So that's where grandma was last night.

Stew21 · Nov 11, 2007

Making out is fun.

but mostly I just love drunk billy threads.

Unique · Nov 11, 2007

I'm on Fire

here's help: ***

Rolling Thunder · Nov 11, 2007

You da man, Thrills.

robeiae · Nov 11, 2007

Rllgthunder said:
You da man, Thrills.

So was chick number three...

eldragon · Nov 11, 2007

Congratulations!

kristie911 · Nov 11, 2007

robeiae said:
So was chick number three...

writerterri · Nov 11, 2007

Let's get back to the 'Im on fire' thing...

I gotta pee, we could kill two birds with one stone?

Just saying.

KTC · Nov 11, 2007

The only advice I have for people on fire is stop, drop and roll.

Williebee · Nov 11, 2007

Is it too obvious to suggest that there would have been five girls, but he ran out of fifties?

joetrain · Nov 11, 2007

good on ya billy. you got more last week than any other neocon in america. this should be noted on the repub party websites and newsletters.

Voyager · Nov 11, 2007

billythrilly7th said:
And I met her dog after walking her home.

Cute little dude.

You know, a dog's mouth has less germs than a human's...just sayin'

billythrilly7th · Nov 11, 2007

I have no recollection, your honor, of posting this thread.

Thank you.

billythrilly7th · Nov 11, 2007

P.S. Whoever posted this thread last night actually forgot that it was FIVE.

Yes. Five. Not four.

Friday night a very cute, front loaded girl from Vancouver.

Sometimes you're hot. Sometimes you're not.

I'm in what the athlete calls the zone.

It's just easy. You see the ball, it looks like a grapefruit and you hit it.

The hoop looks the size of an above ground swimming pool. Swish.

You see the defense before it develops.

It not something you can teach. It's just one of those things.

writerterri · Nov 11, 2007

Too late. Hang him!

Voyager · Nov 11, 2007

billythrilly7th said:
P.S. Whoever posted this thread last night actually forgot that it was FIVE.

Yes. Five. Not four.

Friday night a very cute, front loaded girl from Vancouver.

Sometimes you're hot. Sometimes you're not.

I'm in what the athlete calls the zone.

It's just easy. You see the ball, it looks like a grapefruit and you hit it.

The hoop looks the size of an above ground swimming pool. Swish.

You see the defense before it develops.

It not something you can teach. It's just one of those things.

And you feel the burning itch before you see the lesion...just sayin'

Devil Ledbetter · Nov 11, 2007

billythrilly7th said:
ETA: Mother of god, I'm drunk.

No reason to be so formal. It's okay if you just call me Devil Ledbetter.

I'm on Fire

Also in our Discord and IRC chat channels

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2 WIP? A glutton for punishment

carn the mighty hawks !!

Agent of Doom

Touch and go

in a van down by the river

Happy to be here

It's a dorky day!

Stand in the Place Where You Live

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

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Ribbed for your pleasure.

It's a dorky day!

Ribbed for your pleasure.

Come on you stranger, you legend,