Monday is Cat Day

Congratulations on your new little bundle of fluff!

He may. But only if he doesn't like you.

Did I ever tell you about the cat and the cactus? No?

Well, it involved a friend and his shoes. Smart cat.

But totally, totally warped.

Oddly, I plan to eviserate a cat this coming Monday. It's a give and take world, ain't it folks.

Cats are evil. Watch your back.

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You might want to let kitty know about that humongous spider-who-never-left-your house. You only think he left 'cause he left you a note. It was all a trick; he's still there.

New kitten stuff -

If you celebrate and/or decorate for Christmas, watch out. They love Christmas trees, tinsel, and dangling . . . things.

Also electrical cords of all types, plugged in and unplugged, for chewing and general playing around; you'll want to watch for that. Some are more interested than others.

This is tres cool. You will love your kitteh.

My condolences. Maybe one day you can get a real pet.

Awwwww!

Unique said:

He may. But only if he doesn't like you.

Did I ever tell you about the cat and the cactus? No?

Well, it involved a friend and his shoes. Smart cat.

But totally, totally warped.

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You've been reading my site, haven't you?

Shadow_Ferret said:

My condolences. Maybe one day you can get a real pet.

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I was thinking this myself.

seun said:

Na, that spider was here at work. If he'd been in the house, my girlfriend would have spent the last week in the garden. She's not much of a spider fan.

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Pssst, seun's girlfriend: there are more spiders in the garden...

I can just picture the wittle kitten resting on seun's head while he sleeps...

seun said:

Well, I suppose it would save buying a hat.

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We need an LOLCatz-seun photoshop contest.

nerdsRus said:

New kitten stuff -

They love dangling . . . things.

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Er...yea. Don't walk around in just a towel. Hubby can vouch for that one

auntybug said:

Er...yea. Don't walk around in just a towel. Hubby can vouch for that one

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OK, ladies, stop drooling. It's a very short towel.

Halp is on teh way!

Just make sure you get a good kitten. Some are....well.....SCARY!

Soccer Mom said:

Just make sure you get a good kitten. Some are....well.....SCARY!

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