http://austin.craigslist.org/wrg/465411858.html
Need a "hit" woman who's willing to be a temporary pen pal...
My straying significant other has posted a personal ad and I need someone to be his "pen pal" so I can obtain more precise information about what he's up to. If you've ever been burned in a relationship before, this is a golden opportunity to channel your anger, satisfy your taste for revenge and make a bit of extra money in time for the holidays!
For this temporary job assignment, you'd need to be able to create a fictional persona: A 30+ year old single female that is a professional or creatively employed, is average looking and knowledgeable about literature, arts, politics and current events. She needs to be intelligent, well read, politically left, clever, sharp witted, inquisitive, imaginative, flattering and alluring with an expansive vocabulary and way with words. To balance all of this dull perfection, she also should possess one or more of the following qualities; quirky, eccentric, streetwise, tough, maladjusted, bitter, jaded, sarcastic, etc. Bad childhoods and other vulnerabilities are a plus.
He lives out of state, so you'd never have to meet him nor would I ever think of asking you to. I'd be the middlewoman, you'd send me your correspondence and I'd send you his replies. If you want complete anonymity, it's all yours, I'll be happy to pay you using Paypal or something. Please believe me when I say that this is not a joke or a prank. I'm thinking that I can afford to pay about $20 per email (depending on the length) and that the job would require about 5 or 6 emails at most.