Name That Product

Let's see if this game flies.

Manufacturers are constantly coming up with names for new products to drain our wallets.

In this game, you describe a product or service. The next player invents a name for it and suggests the next product.

I'll start.

Suppose the previous player had posted: "Men--why waste money on expensive prescriptions when you can get all the sustained energy you need from..."

I post:

"Viriladril

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kellytijer said:

Cure your significant other from his addiction to UFC with

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SIMULSHOCK! This amazing NASA-inspired device, hidden in your significant other's chair, submits him to the same pain experienced by the UFC fighters he's watching onscreen. Each blow, each kick, each agonizing strangulation will be his own, and with SIMULSHOCK's ingenious electronic misdirection, he won't know where the pain is coming from!

But wait! If you call within the next ten minutes you'll receive two SIMULSHOCKS for the same low price of just 24 monthly payments of $29.95!

Act NOW and we'll also send you two packets of PERSONAL FOUL, the tasteless tablets that can be dropped into his beer to make him averse to watching football for 24 hours at a time.

(Use SIMULSHOCK and other Cheato products at your own risk. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, skin rash, nosebleeds, abdominal pain and coma.)



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