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III
11-03-2007, 12:21 AM
The battery broke the 1,000 mark. Congrats, Cray. Keep going and going my friend.

KTC
11-03-2007, 12:23 AM
It's time to disconnect that thing.

TrainofThought
11-03-2007, 12:25 AM
...

JLCwrites
11-03-2007, 12:27 AM
Yea Cray!
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy096.gif

cray
11-03-2007, 12:29 AM
thank you

...and now this thread can begin to circle the bowl.
i'll start...


III,
up you're's.
:D

III
11-03-2007, 12:32 AM
Okay Cray, here's a crayon, see if you can circle the bowl.

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/965/55069588.JPG

cray
11-03-2007, 12:36 AM
i would make a bowl / haircut joke but,..yanno,...
:)

cray
11-03-2007, 12:48 AM
it's officially beer-thirty. good night and have a good weekend.
and thank you.

peace

rhymegirl
11-03-2007, 12:49 AM
Cray, you must be so "charged up" about reaching 1000!

auntybug
11-03-2007, 12:56 AM
I had to change my profile pic in celebration!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-03-2007, 01:28 AM
I didn't think I'd ever hit 50 and now look! It won't be long before you pass Ray, cray! :)

KTC
11-03-2007, 01:38 AM
yeah. 'cause ray doesn't take advantage of his omnipotent mod powers and add to his numbers. yeah.

melaniehoo
11-03-2007, 01:45 AM
Congrats Cray.

Even though just today you told me you'd stay at 999 forever!

KTC
11-03-2007, 01:47 AM
Isn't it odd that ray is in Cray? Hmmmmm? What does it all mean?



Mel...that's what they all say. "I'll stay at 999 forever." They hardly ever mean it.

melaniehoo
11-03-2007, 01:48 AM
Apparently.


The rate I'm going I'll be there soon!

KTC
11-03-2007, 01:56 AM
Why is 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 8 1. HAHAHA.

Devil Ledbetter
11-03-2007, 01:58 AM
Okay Cray, here's a crayon, see if you can circle the bowl.

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/965/55069588.JPG

Great. Now someone tell me how to get this big red crayon circle cleaned off of my computer monitor.

KTC
11-03-2007, 02:01 AM
peanut butter. No. Wait. That's stickers off the fridge. I don't know?

maestrowork
11-03-2007, 04:25 AM
III, have you ever licked a battery?

melaniehoo
11-03-2007, 04:32 AM
is it confessions time?

KTC
11-03-2007, 05:01 AM
I don't know, Mel!? Why don't you tell us! Is it? Hmmmm?

Susie
11-03-2007, 05:40 AM
Congrats and way2go, Cray! :Hug2: and :Cake:

Silver King
11-03-2007, 06:14 AM
Yeah, Cray deserves the kudos, especially since he reached that milestone while using five thousand words or less! ;)

Rolling Thunder
11-03-2007, 06:16 AM
Who's cray?

melaniehoo
11-03-2007, 09:09 AM
I don't know, Mel!? Why don't you tell us! Is it? Hmmmm?

I meant Ray, he's talking about licking batteries and all...

As for me, read the book! lol.

Joe270
11-03-2007, 09:32 AM
Way to go, Cray. I'm sure Mac will figure out a way to 'hello kitty' a battery. Your time's gonna come, no doubt.

Inky
11-03-2007, 12:39 PM
If you only knew the truth behind the battery avatar...or that location number UNDER said avatar...

Smooches, love...

PeeDee
11-03-2007, 04:15 PM
Who's cray?

Beats me. Some new guy. Reached a thousand posts or sumfin. Isn't that cute?

*runs away before gets smacked by Cray*

Stew21
11-03-2007, 04:41 PM
i know the post number location. I was there when it happened.


trish, also a ginormous thread stalker

Inky
11-03-2007, 06:01 PM
i know the post number location. I was there when it happened.


trish, also a ginormous thread stalker
No, that sig line should read: Stew...Incognito Debaucheress





Pssst: Stew taught me all I know...including that location #! Yep, yep...you should see the stuff she knows! :eek:

KTC
11-03-2007, 06:04 PM
Stew incognito is just soup.

maestrowork
11-03-2007, 07:03 PM
But where is the beef?

Inky
11-03-2007, 07:30 PM
Isn't that where you would come in, Ray?

KTC
11-03-2007, 07:47 PM
Oy. The man who makes the best entrances into every thread. I am so jealous.

maestrowork
11-03-2007, 07:49 PM
Do you want to wear my pants?

KTC
11-03-2007, 07:51 PM
No. They would so melt on me.

maestrowork
11-03-2007, 08:03 PM
You're not that hawt, Andy.

KTC
11-03-2007, 08:06 PM
You're not that hawt, Andy.

You're not the judge of me.

Hillary
11-03-2007, 08:13 PM
Beats me. Some new guy.

Wait, cray's a guy?

Way to go, cray. I know it took hours of slacking, loads of slack-jawed idiocy, and about a billion ass-wiggling emoticons. So no one is more deserving of this honor. Except everyone else who reaches 1,000 posts. But other than them, no one...

PeeDee
11-03-2007, 09:18 PM
Wait, cray's a guy?

Way to go, cray. I know it took hours of slacking, loads of slack-jawed idiocy, and about a billion ass-wiggling emoticons. So no one is more deserving of this honor. Except everyone else who reaches 1,000 posts. But other than them, no one...

The odds are 50% in my favor that Cray is a guy. It's a very masculine battery.

:D

cray
11-03-2007, 09:22 PM
Beats me. Some new guy. Reached a thousand posts or sumfin. Isn't that cute?

*runs away before gets smacked by Cray*

id never smack you, peedee
i will, however, continue to gratuitously sponge up all the useful information that you and all of the other wonderfully talented people here put out every day! except hillary, not her.

anyway, yes, slowly but surely im sapping your energy. and for that, i thank you.

Hillary
11-03-2007, 09:47 PM
i will, however, continue to gratuitously sponge up all the useful information that you and all of the other wonderfully talented people here put out every day! except hillary, not her.

Jeez, cray... Take some ibuprofen, your PMS is raging.

If that's not "useful information," well, you can just go ahead and get bent.

cray
11-03-2007, 09:49 PM
your PMS is raging.



...it's this pregnancy,....

Inky
11-03-2007, 10:07 PM
You're not that hawt, Andy.

I could argue that!

Inky
11-03-2007, 10:11 PM
The odds are 50% in my favor that Cray is a guy. It's a very masculine battery.

:D
Allow me to help you all along:
Man + Battery = G-Man

We simply refer to him as G-Dawg...



word...









:ROFL:

Inky
11-03-2007, 10:14 PM
id never smack you, peedee
i will, however, continue to slowly but surely sap you...

Can I get in on this??

Inky
11-03-2007, 10:15 PM
...it's this pregnancy,....
chewing ice helps...

cray
11-03-2007, 10:16 PM
Can I get in on this??

eta: i'd never smack out of anger.

eta: you're in.

Hillary
11-03-2007, 10:18 PM
...it's this pregnancy,....

I nannied for a little girl whose mother gave birth to her in an ambulance having never realized she was pregnant. I'm pretty sure that woman knew more about pregnancy than you.

Way to go being slower than someone who made the National Enquirer. I applaud you, battery-baby-bearing-boy.

Inky
11-03-2007, 10:26 PM
eta: i'd never smack out of anger.

eta: you're in.
Yeah, but do you spank?
Kevin does.

maestrowork
11-03-2007, 10:29 PM
All 50 posts to celebrate the 1000 mark? Amateurs. No one celebrated my 25,000th.

cray
11-03-2007, 10:29 PM
Kevin does.

i know.
wait, did i say that out loud.

i mean i don't want to know what kevin spanks. heheheh

PeeDee
11-03-2007, 10:30 PM
All 50 posts to celebrate the 1000 mark? Amateurs. No one celebrated my 25,000th.

'Celebrated,' past tense your 25,000th post, which is future tense, since you aren't there yet? :)

cray
11-03-2007, 10:31 PM
All 50 posts to celebrate the 1000 mark? Amateurs. No one celebrated my 25,000th.

yea but ray, everyone, i mean everyone knew you could do it.

me, on the other hand,........

rhymegirl
11-03-2007, 10:44 PM
All 50 posts to celebrate the 1000 mark? Amateurs. No one celebrated my 25,000th.


yea but ray, everyone, i mean everyone knew you could do it.

me, on the other hand,........

Here's the thing. Back when Ray was amassing his posts, the ones in Office Party counted towards your total posts. Now they don't.

So, Cray, consider this an accomplishment to reach 1000.

Inky
11-03-2007, 10:47 PM
All 50 posts to celebrate the 1000 mark? Amateurs. No one celebrated my 25,000th.
I'll give you a lap dance.
Or, you can spank me.
Cray does. But he does this weird thing..he calls me 'monkey' while he's doing it *shrug*...

Hillary
11-03-2007, 10:53 PM
Well. That does it. I'm officially horrified by this thread.

PeeDee
11-03-2007, 11:01 PM
Well. That does it. I'm officially horrified by this thread.

I second that. I'm going to go scrub my eyes with steel wool. I'll just be a moment.

Rolling Thunder
11-03-2007, 11:02 PM
Don't forget to wash behind your ears. Dirty boy.

PeeDee
11-03-2007, 11:07 PM
I've had to learn how to do that again, now that Haggis has all your attention. *sniffle*

Inky
11-03-2007, 11:13 PM
RT used to wash behind your ears?
Huh...just when you thought it was safe to go in the water again...

PeeDee
11-03-2007, 11:19 PM
Legally, I cannot confirm or deny the safety of the water and any actions which may occur therein, viz. RT washing behind your ears without provocation.

Rolling Thunder
11-03-2007, 11:27 PM
Yeah, it's true, Inked. I used a bucket of Haggis drool though. :ROFL:

Inky
11-03-2007, 11:27 PM
Somehow, whether he be a mod or not, I don't see RT, or his sidekick Haggis, requiring any provocation. They are, in essence, the very foundation of the word.

Inky
11-03-2007, 11:29 PM
Yeah, it's true, Inked. I used a bucket of Haggis drool though. :ROFL:
Huh.
Shall I be a cat & lick PeeDee Meister clean?

haeach heach...hewwk...bheck....

Sorry...hairball...Oh, look...it's the same color as Kevin's....


my bad....

PeeDee
11-03-2007, 11:33 PM
Somehow, whether he be a mod or not, I don't see RT, or his sidekick Haggis, requiring any provocation. They are, in essence, the very foundation of the word.

Of what word?

Bird?

Everybody knows that the bird is the word.

Inky
11-03-2007, 11:36 PM
Why are you suddenly giving me the urge to sing that ditty from Grease?

Okay...now you all are distracting me from Everybody Hates Chris...

Swear....every time I'm gearing up to write...you people start getting funny...and the kids turn on a show that I swear I'll never watch again....then laugh until I ache...

A conspiracy, I tell you!!!!

cray
11-03-2007, 11:38 PM
Well. That does it. I'm officially horrified by this thread.

do you guys know my friend hillary?
she's swell.

PeeDee
11-03-2007, 11:42 PM
do you guys know my friend hillary?
she's swell.

-ing. Swell-ing.

But that's pregnancy for you.

This message property of Rllthunder: please direct all complaints or comments to him. kthxbai

PeeDee
11-03-2007, 11:46 PM
Anyway, I can tell you all in confidence that Haggis and RT are terrible mods. Honestly, it's gross. They wander around all day taking lunch money from newbies and giving Ray wedgies and licking Cray to get a zap.

Inky
11-03-2007, 11:55 PM
Licking Cray to get a zap?

That ain't nuttin'...when I lick Kevin..it's like sucking on a Pixie Stick...all this powder fills my mouth, and if I try really, really hard, I can blow all of it out my nose. My face resembles a mushroom cloud when it's all said & done...



just sayin'....

melaniehoo
11-03-2007, 11:55 PM
What's the record for getting to 1000 posts?

Rolling Thunder
11-03-2007, 11:55 PM
You're just upset because you're too busy and don't have enough time to join us. Well, that, and any association with you would undermine our agenda. Besides, Carrie gets a cut. Didn't she tell you?

PeeDee
11-03-2007, 11:56 PM
What's the record for getting to 1000 posts?

Well, I heard tell of one fellar what did it in 1000 posts, but I think it's hearsay.

melaniehoo
11-03-2007, 11:57 PM
lol. What's the record for shortest amount of time getting to 1000 posts?

Sheesh.

Inky
11-03-2007, 11:57 PM
You're just upset because you're too busy and don't have enough time to join us. Well, that, and any association with you would undermine our agenda. Besides, Carrie gets a cut. Didn't she tell you?
Who's Carrie?
Wait...isn't she like 6 feet under?
Talk about a party crasher. Don't invite that hack to your next prom.

Rolling Thunder
11-03-2007, 11:57 PM
What's the record for getting to 1000 posts?

I'm not sure. Say...don't you owe me lunch money?

melaniehoo
11-04-2007, 12:01 AM
:)

Inky
11-04-2007, 12:03 AM
I'm not sure. Say...don't you owe me lunch money?
You know, you steal their lunch money...then put it in my g-string...RT, honey, I'm getting a bit tired of jingling!

Inky
11-04-2007, 12:03 AM
...not to mention the funky way it makes me walk...

PeeDee
11-04-2007, 12:04 AM
Who's Carrie?
Wait...isn't she like 6 feet under?
Talk about a party crasher. Don't invite that hack to your next prom.

Who's Carrie? Who's Carrie? S'truth, fair maiden, would that you knew the tales of Carrie The PA, long has it been since she has roamed this hallowed lands with the likes of this humble scribe and Rllgthunder The Itchist! Lo, for it 'twas many score years past that she did speak unto the masses by my side and we did educate they who came before us in the ways of PHENTERMINE, the drug of legend, thou holiest of substance which parts the gateways and erects proud pillars before thine mother! And O! it was many summers past that she did speak unto the Variety of Hours and we did rise up in challenge to include many of thee, fair peons of the realm, and we included all who wrote to us, unto death, and lo did the Dai-Jhob smote her in a moment of weakness at the behest of fate! Cruel trickster and beast of merriment!

Inky
11-04-2007, 12:06 AM
I think I just climaxed.

Rolling Thunder
11-04-2007, 12:06 AM
I am Itchist. Scratch me. (Sniffing optional.)

Inky
11-04-2007, 12:06 AM
YO! Cray!
Momma's gonna need that battery...

Inky
11-04-2007, 12:07 AM
I am Itchist. Scratch me. (Sniffing optional.)
Only if you promise to sniff my fingers first...

Inky
11-04-2007, 12:08 AM
Five dollars, plz.
Hang on while I pull all this change out that RT's been tipping me with...

PeeDee
11-04-2007, 12:09 AM
I think I just climaxed.


Only if you promise to sniff my fingers first...

*puts on Modderly Hat for a moment*

Humor aside, let's try not to get too explicitly raunchy in here, please...?

*puts Modderly Hat back on Rllgthunder's fuzzy head*

Inky
11-04-2007, 12:13 AM
*gasp*
You're encouraging my bannination?

Inky
11-04-2007, 12:15 AM
Wasn't there something from Pete asking me to pay him $5.00?
Ah, I see. Yeah.

Inky
11-04-2007, 12:17 AM
...banning myself...


by, all...

Cray...all my best, lil' buddy!

kb

Rolling Thunder
11-04-2007, 12:19 AM
Um...I was actually taunting Pete.

PeeDee
11-04-2007, 12:21 AM
AGAIN....:cry:

Hillary
11-04-2007, 12:36 AM
do you guys know my friend hillary?
she's swell.

She's got a stupid shower, as well. We should talk more about that. 'Cause it's riveting. Like Meerkat Manor.

Also, I'm pretty sure someone thought I actually was offended by this thread. That has to be the highlight of my day.

Rolling Thunder
11-04-2007, 12:37 AM
Hmmm...yeah. The bannination worriment is way off the charts sometimes.

Well, except for Pete's. I covet that day. ;)

PeeDee
11-04-2007, 12:41 AM
She's got a stupid shower, as well. We should talk more about that. 'Cause it's riveting. Like Meerkat Manor.

Also, I'm pretty sure someone thought I actually was offended by this thread. That has to be the highlight of my day.

Your avatar offends me. Hmph.

JLCwrites
11-04-2007, 12:45 AM
Reading thread and taking notes. (I've been needing some pointers)

PeeDee
11-04-2007, 12:46 AM
...well, that could mean ANYTHING. *creeped out*

Hillary
11-04-2007, 01:04 AM
Your avatar offends me. Hmph.
Mission Status: Accomplished

melaniehoo
11-04-2007, 01:05 AM
Offensive avatars?

What?

Rolling Thunder
11-04-2007, 01:13 AM
Pete has a morbid fear of kaleidoscopes.

JLCwrites
11-04-2007, 01:14 AM
If only you people can see the kinky smilies I got from Auntybug!
(Taking notes of Auntybug's smilies)
I learn so much in AW!
(Looking innocent)

PeeDee
11-04-2007, 01:17 AM
AW is worse than Cinemax after 11:00pm sometimes... Poor Turkey. Corrupted at such a young age.

KTC
11-04-2007, 01:20 AM
Turkeys are born corrupted.

melaniehoo
11-04-2007, 01:25 AM
If only you people can see the kinky smilies I got from Auntybug!
(Taking notes of Auntybug's smilies)
I learn so much in AW!
(Looking innocent)

I think I got the same ones.

Almost spit my drink out!

JLCwrites
11-04-2007, 01:27 AM
Trying desperately to look innocent.

melaniehoo
11-04-2007, 01:28 AM
I saw.

You're evil too!



nah, not really.