What are OTHER things we don't know about you...?

We had a tag thread one time a while back where folks had to tell five things no one knew about themselves. Having been tagged about ten times, I got nothin' left! Y'all know everything there is to know about Ol' Girl...

... well... there's maybe ONE thing you don't know. And I ain't EVER tellin' that one.

Hmmmm.....I hardly know myself.

I mostly log in at AW during classes.

Everyone knows everything about me because I compulsively regurgitate information about myself.

I wear size 14 shoes.

I know Ray's shoes are wayyyyyy too big for him.

I never use cuss words. I am not sarcastic. I don't use a double entendre' or ambiguity for humor. I don't think puns are funny.


*I can't even keep a straight face - damn it - I am so not a good liar*

I'm not the least bit funny. I like to see magic in the form of people reaching higher. I'll do whatever I can to help them get there.

I have a softer side, to which people like Perks, davids and III will attest, but I keep it well hidden in PMs because I'm scared that people will laugh at me, damn my crippling self-esteem problems!

There, I've said it.

Oh, and I'm NOT a spaz, before you say it, Kevin.

I like undies with polka-dots.

I was thisclose to joining the Peace Corps once. I kind of wish I did.

But I did do some volunteer work in India, if only for a month.

Most people IRL don't know that, because I SO don't look the type.

I'm still trying to think of something about myself that I haven't said here before.

This is kinda freaking me out.

There's lots the people of AW don't know about me to be honest. Just facts, nothing deep and meaningful (to me, anyway) but I don't mention them because they're irrelevant.

And I don't want to.

And I'm just trying to appear more interesting than I really am.

I did drag shows for a very short period of time in 1986.

Twice when I was a kid I played a major role in a play. Once it was a christmas play and once it was a school play for my jr. hi acting class.

The second time I discovered stage fright.

I also discovered that I can't actually act.

BenPanced said:

I did drag shows for a very short period of time in 1986.

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Did you dress up as a celebrity?

The idea of actually being published scares the hell out of me: the more possible it seems, the more afraid of it I am.



Pathetic, no?

BenPanced said:

I did drag shows for a very short period of time in 1986.

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WendyNYC said:

Did you dress up as a celebrity?

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Nope. Just general "lookit me! I'm a guy in a dress lip-synching to Madonna records!" stuff.

I may need to get braces.... again. (Damn teeth!)

In 1986 I was very "Lookit me with my rubber bracelets, rosary beads and black lace top! I AM Madonna!"

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

We had a tag thread one time a while back where folks had to tell five things no one knew about themselves...

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I think Aruna started that thread. Didn't we have to reveal ten things? I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday but recall each item I listed on that thread from many months ago.

My answer to the OP is that I remember only important stuff.

I cram m&ms into my mouth until I get sick.

I drink 3 cups of decaf coffee in the morning and curse when I'm still yawning...

I curse that I drink decaf coffee.

I love Jacoby Ellsbury.

WendyNYC said:

In 1986 I was very "Lookit me with my rubber bracelets, rosary beads and black lace top! I AM Madonna!"

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Me too!!!

I could tell you, but then I'd have nothing left for that 3-truths-and-a-lie thread.