Alright already-sheesh can't an old guy be sick once in a while-SILLY FRIDAY!!!!!

Alright alright a Silly Friday welcome to all my friends. I am older'n dirt, sick and bitchy. I give this thread to you all with love who care to come and share some silliness today. By dose is stuffticated and ah dotw believe in chemicals-now scotch? Or as my dear friend Paula who I luvipate told me-Baileys in coffee-so I got me cowb dwunk-I know I know but at my age kids it beats the hell out of sitting awone in me sowwow-have fun-me watch-me talk-me siwwy as usuwal! Don't leave me awone now awright? You too Ben, you toooooooo!!!!!! Luv Dave-and large achews!!!! All ladies who have Repped and PMd me except one-who luvs ya baby????

Ah hell kids and Ben-it is just a damned cowlb-don't you guys know how us macho warrior types regardless of age young or middle or old are in reality just about 8 years old-special when we have stuffy doses=achew!!!! so is somebody gonna say or do something silly? HUH HUH????

Why is it that everybody just wants to EAT ME!!!!???? Miss Scarlet cannot think of anything silly to say? Pseudo floundering-flouncing is fun-might try that???? And you Mizz Rhyme girl-cheese sandwich huh huh????? What kind of cheese-bread-grilled in fat-huh huh and tut tut!!!! Not silly at awl!!!! Ily if you keep kissing me like that what the hell are THEY gonna stink-er think-oh never mind!!!! Mr. Hagster modnster-what up old bean???? I wish you could be a tad clarified butter when you speak-I mean the king of horror should be able to clarify the case in at least a blood toisty way right? AAAACCCCHHHHHEEEEEEWWWWWW-anybody got a table cloth???

Angelinity said:

'nannas are good too. want one?

...what? i'm just giving daves a 'nanna!! he sicky

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Ily if you were any purdier Ahd have ta cut out me eye ball thingys!!!! 'nanna indeed!!!!

TrainofThought said:

davids is sick? Maybe this will make you smile.

Sick as dirt yet want a scotch,
I drooled all day thinking of cro***.

I bancipitate it’s coming near
While I watch you bend and stare at your rear.

I thank you friend for starting this thread,
Now grab a drink and I’ll tuck you into bed.

Thank you for the SILLY FRIDAY thread. Have a nice day.

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Nice poem TOT-if you really loved me though and wanted to make me all betterified you might post a picture of your-----never mind I almost banninated meself might as well let it go as at least on Fridays there is you gays-er guys-well it almost rhymified

scarletpeaches said:

How's this for silly? Earlier in the week I got a cheque for over £80 and today I come home to another one for £100, and there's more money in my bank account than there should be, so I think my Working Tax Credits have been processed already!

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So you do not need that care package you was beggin me fer?

Angelinity said:

pssst!

daves, i got ya this real cool thingy -- in case you gotta get out of the house... handy, ain't it!

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Yup I am gonna wear it down the VFW hall!!!

It all yows Ace be my gwest!!