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sunna
10-26-2007, 08:53 PM
As I don't see the usual silly Friday thread, I felt obligated. :) I wish I could have pulled off #1 for my wedding...

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/wayoflife/10/26/mf.drinking.storries/index.html

PeeDee
10-26-2007, 08:57 PM
A wall of 1.3 million gallons of dark beer (http://topics.cnn.com/topics/beer) washed down the street, caving in two buildings and killing nine people by means of "drowning, injury, poisoning by the porter fumes, or drunkenness."


The story gets even more unbelievable, though. Rescue attempts were blocked and delayed by the thousands who flocked to the area to drink directly off the road. And when survivors were finally brought to the hospital, the other patients became convinced from the smell that the hospital was serving beer to every ward except theirs. A riot broke out, and even more people were left injured.



I have no idea how we, as a species, survive. :roll:

kalel32
10-26-2007, 09:00 PM
Where is this place and how do I get there?

sunna
10-26-2007, 09:05 PM
Where is this place and how do I get there?

Long ago, sad to say. They knew how to drink back then.

I love the idea of bartenders paddling around in canoes in a giant fountain of booze. Somebody needs to re-create this!

Shadow_Ferret
10-26-2007, 09:07 PM
Bah. What a bunch of pikers.

Now when I was a sailor...

badducky
10-26-2007, 09:34 PM
Sounds like my place on a usual Wednesday.

Except, elephants don't come crashing in. Unless you count the pink, tiny ones that usually come by to tell me it's time to start to either drink water or call an ambulance - my choice.

sunna
10-26-2007, 09:48 PM
Sounds like my place on a usual Wednesday.



Man, I've gotten boring since I graduated. I feel it's only fair you throw a party for AW.



I vote margarita for the fountain. :e2drunk:

Melisande
10-26-2007, 09:58 PM
Man, I've gotten boring since I graduated. I feel it's only fair you throw a party for AW.



I vote margarita for the fountain. :e2drunk:

Sounds OK, if we can fill the pool with Champagne.:partyguy:

sunna
10-26-2007, 10:01 PM
And the hot tub with saki. :) (ok, so the visual isn't so great, but how many hot drinks are there?)


Is it only 2:00??? I want to go find a bar now.

Melisande
10-26-2007, 10:03 PM
And the hot tub with saki. :) (ok, so the visual isn't so great, but how many hot drinks are there?)




Swedish glögg is hot. Let's fill the regular tub with that!

DamaNegra
10-26-2007, 10:21 PM
Now I feel sad :( The other day I got kinda drunk with just one can of beer. Not THAT is sad. I want a liquor fountain :)

sunna
10-26-2007, 10:36 PM
Swedish Glogg it is!!!


...


...ermm...


.....but what is Swedish glogg? I know I'm exposing my total, pathetic un-cultured-ness, but all I can think of is Klingons. :)

JoNightshade
10-26-2007, 10:42 PM
#4.... :Jaw:

PeeDee
10-26-2007, 10:58 PM
Now I feel sad :( The other day I got kinda drunk with just one can of beer. Not THAT is sad. I want a liquor fountain :)

If it makes you feel any better, the wildest thing I drink is hot tea... :)

kalel32
10-26-2007, 11:07 PM
Crown and coke please.

badducky
10-26-2007, 11:13 PM
Too bad y'all aren't going to WFC because you've pretty much described what will be happening in my hotel room Saturday night.

sunna
10-26-2007, 11:19 PM
Too bad y'all aren't going to WFC


:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:


Take a pic of Patricia McKillip for me, ok?? **sigh**



Now I really do need a fountain of margarita.

kalel32
10-26-2007, 11:26 PM
Too bad y'all aren't going to WFC because you've pretty much described what will be happening in my hotel room Saturday night.


Womens Ferret Club

Wombat Fighting Challenge

Willing Female Club

PeeDee
10-26-2007, 11:29 PM
Well, it's badducky, so it must be one of those first two choices... :D

badducky
10-26-2007, 11:38 PM
There's no such as a willing female, so how could there possibly be a club dedicated to it?

World Fantasy Con, guys. You know. WORLD FANTASY CON in Saratoga Springs on November 2?

Try to keep up with relevant industry terms, people.

kalel32
10-26-2007, 11:57 PM
Weasel Fornication Consortium

PeeDee
10-26-2007, 11:59 PM
It must be the Weasel Fornication Consortium, because badducky can't afford to go to World Fantasy Con, unless his mom springs for it.

:D

*runs away*