What should your shirt say?

JoNightshade · Oct 23, 2007

I need a shirt that says: "Why does everyone assume I know what I'm doing?" Or perhaps "You think I know stuff, but I don't."

What should your shirt say?

Voyager · Oct 23, 2007

The shirt I'm wearing right now actually does say, You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

althrasher · Oct 23, 2007

I need one that says, "Yes, I'm a trumpet player. No, I won't play your wedding for free."

Ava Jarvis · Oct 23, 2007

I need one that says "Hack".

Azraelsbane · Oct 23, 2007

I'm pretty much in tune with: "Disgruntled Writer Gone Postal" at the moment.

kristie911 · Oct 23, 2007

I have one that says, "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" and another that says, "I'm out of my mind, please leave a message".

They pretty much sum up my life.

My-Immortal · Oct 23, 2007

Invisible

BardSkye · Oct 23, 2007

The one I'm wearing at the moment says "I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?"

Lyra Jean · Oct 23, 2007

I have a shirt with a picture of a glass spilling liquid on a table top. It says: I spilled some milk on the table. Oh my God!

I have another shirt that says: Think It's not illegal yet.

JennaGlatzer · Oct 23, 2007

"My eyes are 14 inches north."

poetinahat · Oct 23, 2007

"If you can read this...

(continued on next t-shirt)"

PrettySpecialGal · Oct 23, 2007

Check out www.threadless.com

Groovy shirts there- my favorites that I wear regularly include:

Procrastinators: Leaders of Tomorrow

Nerds 2(2) Ever

Haiku are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Shweta · Oct 23, 2007

DSMVWLLD

though the t-shirt I'm wearing now says "google", because I'm writer enough to wear anything if it's free

Melisande · Oct 23, 2007

I prefer plain shirts, but one of my Hubby's says "Real men don't read instructions." My brother's favorite says "Forget about it!"

Bmwhtly · Oct 24, 2007

I find that wearing a t-shirt that says "No Longer Contagious" is a good way to get people to leave you alone.

rhymegirl · Oct 24, 2007

Keep Your Hands to Yourself.

Haggis · Oct 24, 2007

BEER
.. $

eldragon · Oct 24, 2007

Someone was just telling me about a shirt that says "People who don't have ADD just don't understand how .....hey look! A chicken!"

That's funny, I think.

rhymegirl · Oct 24, 2007

I used to have one that said TOUCH OF CLASS.

But then someone asked me if he could touch my class.

Bmwhtly · Oct 24, 2007

rhymegirl said:
But then someone asked me if he could touch my class.

They were married just two months later.

KTC · Oct 24, 2007

Maybe

Excuse me. Please die.

Or

I was here first. Please die.

Or maybe even

If you think I give a shit, here you go.

kalel32 · Oct 24, 2007

Contents of skull may have shifted during thinking.

I have no opinion just ask my wife.

rhymegirl · Oct 24, 2007

Bmwhtly said:
They were married just two months later.

Nope. Different guy. I haven't seen him since.

Shady Lane · Oct 24, 2007

I need one that says, "Stop telling me your stupid stories."

ETA: for the idiots at school, not you guys.

rhymegirl · Oct 24, 2007

When I was in the dating game I used to feel as if I was wearing a shirt that said Talk to Me if You're Weird.

What should your shirt say?

has finally arrived

Ribbed for your pleasure.

Prodigal Muser

Too stupid to know fear

Agony is defeat

Happy to be here

Mr. Invisible

Barbershoppin' Harmony Whore

Two years old now.

wishes you happiness

say it loud

roll, roll, roll in ze hay

Sick and absent

Yes, I'm back.

It's a New Year!

Evil, undead Chihuahua

in a van down by the river

It's a New Year!

Yes, I'm back.

Stand in the Place Where You Live

It's a New Year!

my name is hannah

It's a New Year!