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Woof
10-23-2007, 11:53 PM
This is basically a fun definition game that I found on another writers forum website (one that's not as good as AW in my humble opinion). You start with a weird word and give it your own definition. The more creative the better.

Example:

Gruntmoppy

Definition: The act of spontaneously grunting while mopping.

Who wants to take on this one? : Bornation

davids
10-23-2007, 11:57 PM
I would rather use antipiessmatic but bornation?

definition: the act of rebirthing what is already aborted.

So I suppose someone might try antipiessmatic but it is kinda obvioso

Woof
10-24-2007, 12:19 AM
Antipiessmatic

To be antiepiessmatic is to adhere to the belief that automation is evil and must be destroyed; in particular mass-produced baked goods, and specifically pies.

psordilepsy.

dobiwon
10-24-2007, 12:25 AM
psordilepsy

The extreme form of psoriasis where the skin falls off.


quadsectupulous

Woof
10-24-2007, 12:31 AM
quadsectupulous


When multliple sects (of a religion) are highly concentrated within a given area of the population.

catesquial

dobiwon
10-24-2007, 12:36 AM
catesquial

An unacceptably informal way to refer to feline-like behaviour.



nichemal

davids
10-24-2007, 12:43 AM
nichemal-derived from the German. Definition-more niches than one in reality needs to niche

Predespotitory

Woof
10-24-2007, 12:43 AM
nichemal

The illusive belief that one has found one's niche in life.


Angrifect

davids
10-24-2007, 12:45 AM
nichemal

The illusive belief that one has found one's niche in life.


Angrifect


viel zu langsamatory

Woof
10-24-2007, 12:51 AM
Sprechen zie Englisch?

To repeat: angrifect

Nymtoc
10-24-2007, 01:06 AM
angrifect

A remnant of an earlier hostile thought or action that obtrudes into current thoughts or actions.

He intended to praise her eggs Benedict, but the angrifect of their fight last night got in the way.

:crazy:

incadrification

Woof
10-24-2007, 03:56 PM
incadrification

Incadrification is another term for rigor mortis, which describes a cadaver that has gone all stiff.

mulletine

shakeysix
10-24-2007, 04:15 PM
from "mool" --the sumerian for shoe and incidentally the oldest noun in the english language. "mulletine" is of course a type of shoe akin to the sumerian ox-hide slipper but with a persian influence that includes embroidery on the vamp and upper. they were much in style in victorian england but have since gone out of style. a patent leather pair of inferior quality is to be found on display in the museum home of the late charles lutwitdge dodgson. it is believed that dodgson wore this pair while daydreaming his naughty dreams--s6

Woof
10-25-2007, 12:54 AM
...and your word is?

Joycecwilliams
10-25-2007, 05:56 AM
I'll pick up where shakey left off.

pretrienship

shakeysix
10-25-2007, 06:31 AM
my cabeza up my cola as usual. i thought you were dealing out the words.

pretrienship? well, to the neophyte this might seem a difficult word, but anyone with a passing knowledge of the art of papyrus paper making would know that pre- trienship is merely the first, or apprentice, stage in the training of a trien--that is a master papyrus paster--the grand Poo Bah of papillote. only a trien is allowed to wear the purple platypus pendant that pertains to the perfect parallel pasting of the plucked, parched, and painstakingly prepared palmates of the porous Cyperus papyrus. (i am so full of it that my eyes should be brown. but they are AZUUUL)

Ptermylg--notice that this is a proper noun.

Joycecwilliams
10-25-2007, 07:52 AM
Ptemylg = It is the leader of the "gray" species of aliens. They come from the planet Ptemy located just outside our galaxy. The P is silent as in pneumonia and it is pronounced Tem-y. The lg represents Large.


Illalien

althrasher
10-25-2007, 08:21 AM
illalien: an extra-terrestrial who has forgotten his dramamine.

Obosphyxiation

shakeysix
10-25-2007, 08:36 AM
you should be aware of this rare but lethal condition that takes 4 or 5 of the world's finest oboe players every year. it is a mysterious killer of promising young music nerds. no one has been able to find a unifying factor in the victims, other than the fact that all were oboists and were asphyxiated in front of a computer screen displaying porn. in fact two of the deaths involved the infamous pornographic leggo site. and leggos were found in the body orifices of no less than six victims. wish i remembered how to spell this wretched word but i clicked off before i wrote the damn thing down--s6


tltxtloctlanzchxt--this is the original nuahtl spelling. the spanish translation leaves out the second and perhaps superflous x

poetinahat
10-25-2007, 08:46 AM
tltxtloctlanzchxt -- A camper van used to house the distant relatives of sacrificial virgins during the weeklong festival leading up to the ceremony. Traditionally, they had satellite TV, but long-distance calls were blocked.

Next word: ... robeiae fleenvoon

shakeysix
10-25-2007, 08:54 AM
plural for fleenvooss. the flannel snuggies worn as an undergarment by elderly dutch women. often worn just under woolen bloomers and five or six petticoats. now i am donning my fleenvoon (a sober blue and white ticking print in a brushed flannel ) and going to bed.


heptryd

John Paton
10-25-2007, 10:19 AM
heptryd

This was a medieval practice since outlawed because it was extremely dangerous. It involved 7 people (heptrydists) - normally 4 women and 3 men - and they would make a human pyramid (heptrydom) in the nude.

It was usual for a woman to be at the top of the pyramid and sometimes she would overbalance and fall with legs splayed onto the head of a poor lad beneath her.

Then a heptrydoctomy would need to be performed.

"omnifarction"

Woof
10-25-2007, 04:51 PM
omnifarction

Omnifarction is a sub-category of fiction that is far-fetched, overly contrived and badly written. This genre of writing, despite its mediocre quality, is highly popular and once a year the George W. Dorkus prize is awarded to a writer of omnifarction, who in the judgement of the awards committee "has excelled in producing a remarkably bad work of fiction and contributed to raising the standards of writing to a new low".


phlegtalian

Joycecwilliams
10-25-2007, 05:04 PM
phelgtalian

It is a term used for old italian men's voices. Much like Marlon Brando in the God Father.



candidpissola

threedogpeople
10-25-2007, 06:19 PM
candidpissola

Slang term used by paparazzi to describe photos taken of celebrities relieving themselves outdoors. Derivative of term 'candipissola' an original term originating in Italy to describe money received as payoff for legally questionable activities.

pharmaceuticopia

rosebud1981
10-25-2007, 07:36 PM
pharmaceuticopia

A rare disease that only chemists suffer from, whereby their eyes turn purple and their nose falls off.

spatitulation

Joycecwilliams
10-25-2007, 07:54 PM
spatitulation

The act of being flogged by a spatula until you reach sub space.

ungreniatiate

donroc
10-25-2007, 07:58 PM
Chthululogia -- an affliction of the Lovecrafted writer.

www.donaldmichaelplatt.com

:eek::eek::eek:

althrasher
10-25-2007, 10:36 PM
spatitulation

The act of being flogged by a spatula until you reach sub space.

ungreniatiate

An (unfortunatly) impossible action of replacing the pin in a grenade, thus preventing it from exploding.

obsticulicious

C.bronco
10-25-2007, 10:40 PM
An (unfortunatly) impossible action of replacing the pin in a grenade, thus preventing it from exploding.

obsticulicious
adj.: When detours and speed bumps are arranged in a pleasing manner.

cacaopedocology

threedogpeople
10-25-2007, 10:55 PM
cacaopedocology

Latin, noun, Pediatric specialty dedicated to the investigation, identification and classification of the raw materials that originally went into the toddler that painted their bedroom wall with poo.


verstanken (German)

shakeysix
10-26-2007, 12:34 AM
a lump formed in my throat at the at the memory of this great old german saying. i remember it so well on my great grandmothers lips " ver isht du and verstanken du dieble kind?" it translates roughly to "where are you and why do you smell so rank, devil child?"--s6


Tlaxtlchipotl --another nuahtl place name

threedogpeople
10-26-2007, 01:57 AM
Tlaxtlchipotl

Proper Noun, place referred to in Aztec mythology as the center of the world; widely included in Native American mystical stories as the birth place of the god of laziness; root "thlax" a derivative of the Old Norse word meaning "to relax".

barkalotacism

Nymtoc
10-26-2007, 02:20 AM
barkalotacism

A tendency of certain deciduous trees to grow excessively thick bark, especially on high branches.

This word is often misunderstood to pertain to dogs who bark too much, but that usage is considered substandard and is frowned upon by 86% of the usage panel.

:crazy:

whooshbom

threedogpeople
10-26-2007, 02:39 AM
whooshboom

Noun - The sound made by a room full of teenagers exiting immediately after Dad announces that the garage needs to be cleaned out and that he needs some help.


Colormorphism

Joycecwilliams
10-26-2007, 07:07 AM
Colormorphism

Colormorphism is when one color changes into another, a good example of this are the colors in the Alexandrite gem stone. It changes from green to red and also blue and sometimes purple. A true alexandrite is more expensive than a perfect diamond of the same karrot weight.

nelbumopoch

Woof
10-26-2007, 04:11 PM
nelbumopoch

A Hemorrhoid condition specifically caused by riding on a hard saddle all day. This word is derived from the native Cree language and is often heard as part of the colorful expression "Otonai nelbumpoch heah banta bumoh kanoway" or loosely translated "My hemorrhoids are so bad, it feels like I have burning birch bark up my bum"

denderotis

Joycecwilliams
10-26-2007, 08:09 PM
denderotis

This word is a derivative of dendro meaning treelike.
otis... refers to Otis the drunk from Mayberry RFD.

It means that Otis is drunk and behaving like a tree, but he won't leave.

wilhartom

shakeysix
10-26-2007, 10:13 PM
now this one was difficult. i recognized it for a tolkienism but could not place it. i had to consult an expert. i do want to credit her--my learned but shell shocked friend, tennyson wampler, who spent nine years in a hippie commune in missouri. there was only one book in that commune: a dog eared copy of tolkien's trilogy. for nine years--between acid trips and cultivating medicinal wild hemp--tennyson had nothing to read but the trilogy. (and a stack of black and white national geographics swiped from her gynecologist's waiting room.) so thanks to t. wampler here is the correct definition:
wilhartom: a non-elvish wand made of the bone of a buck and a willow braid. it belonged to tom bombadill. it was only through this wand that tom held sway over the beautiful goldberry, his reluctant wife. man gristle one scholar calls it.

Woof
10-26-2007, 11:37 PM
Anybody got a word?

Nymtoc
10-27-2007, 12:01 AM
Anybody got a word?

Yeah, might as well keep this thread hopping.

:e2hammer:

thermosyncryphitic

Woof
10-27-2007, 12:52 AM
thermosyncryphitic

The women's synchronized swimming team shocked everyone at the olympic pool when they arrived wearing thermal underwear instead of bathing suits, prompting one newscaster to quip "That is positively thermosyncryphitic!"


neo-phangerian

althrasher
10-27-2007, 02:09 AM
thermosyncryphitic

The women's synchronized swimming team shocked everyone at the olympic pool when they arrived wearing thermal underwear instead of bathing suits, prompting one newscaster to quip "That is positively thermosyncryphitic!"


neo-phangerian

A form of musical mode in neo-classical music closely related to phrgyian mode, but with strong influence in pitch tendencies from Algeria.

Ostiferate

Nymtoc
10-27-2007, 04:15 AM
Ostiferate

medical: Said of bones. A tendency to fragment in the absence of any external causation. Such an action is sometimes seen in persons who are emotionally overwrought.

:e2bouncey

morphogamblitosis

Joycecwilliams
10-27-2007, 04:34 AM
morphogamblitosis

Oh yeah... I was hoping for this one! This is one DANGEROUS disease. Highly contagious in casinos. Please wash your hands after using every slot machine or the following will happen to you.

First you become addicted to the slot machines, when they don't pan out, you switch to video poker or keno. Soon none of the machines, video poker or keno is enough so you hit the blackjack, poker and other card tables. That is when you start becoming addicted to the booze, and hookers. After that it morphs into cocaine, heroin and eventually Elmers school glue. You are now suffering from Morphogambiltosis.

A rolling ball of addiction attributed to not washing your hands after using slot machines.


jeplinition

John Paton
10-27-2007, 02:12 PM
This is a very recent word coined by one of the remotest tribes in the world - the Purdu tribe of Borneo.

In 1970 - after they were converted to Red Sox fans by passing missionaries - one of them left behind the albumn "Janis Joplin - The Greatest Hits"

Unfortunately the Purdu cant read English and Joplin has since become known as Jeplin. Once a year they have a festival whereby they dance all night to the albumn and call it the "jeplination"

antimalitergy

Woof
10-27-2007, 04:42 PM
Professional duck allergists known as antimalitergists practice antimalitergy on mallards to determine the causes and treatment of their allergies.

psorchiastic

shakeysix
10-27-2007, 05:12 PM
oh man, this one is so tragic--a clinical term not often used by the layman. it describes the heartbreak of psoriasis on the mentally ill.


carpsicle

Woof
10-27-2007, 06:12 PM
carpsicle

This treat is very popular among children in Scandinavia. A carpsicle is basically a frozen carp-on-a-stick that is licked. It comes in two flavors, smoked and regular and every wrapper includes a cautionary warning about choking on small fish bones.


torgle (verb)

John Paton
10-28-2007, 12:37 AM
Yes. Many relationships have ended because the man (usually) torgled his woman to the point she actually felt pain.

The torgler torgles his/her mate (the torglee) - a bit like overenthusiastic tickling but with stiff fingers - to the point the torglee says stop it is hurting me. This is the torgling point.

So if you want to give your mate a torgle then try to avoid a stiff finger.


xenomonologic

Joycecwilliams
10-28-2007, 03:41 AM
xenomonologic

This is a rare condition of a few mental patients. All they can think about is the gas xeno. Everything the do is concerned with this one aspect of the earth's atmosphere. For e.g. When baking they worry if the xeno gas will have a diverse affect on their cake, pie, cookies etc.

the word literally means for one logic towards xeno.

kadilkrim

threedogpeople
10-29-2007, 12:47 AM
kadilkrim

Noun, slang - Colloquial term used by Iranian immigrants to the United States to designate people that were imprisoned unfairly by Momar Kadafi.

Stainstenchalism

Woof
10-29-2007, 07:33 PM
Between the 14th century to the middle of the 18th century, there existed an obscure religious sect in western Europe who believed that they could achieve salvation by saturating and staining the doors of their homes with foul-smelling substances such as swine urine and rancid potato soup, then inhale the stench. The more foul-smelling the stain, the greater the chance of going to paradise. The belief system of this eccentric sect was known as stainstenchalism.


bealbastic

Joycecwilliams
10-29-2007, 07:59 PM
bealbastic

This is a reference to people who love to visit Memphis TN, mostly those who frequent Beale St. and never leave until thrown in jail or physically removed by family members.

Mihajo

dobiwon
10-29-2007, 09:25 PM
Mihajo -- part of an ancient greeting between Atlanteans. The first one would say "Mihajo?", and the second would answer back "Uhajo!".

lylyism

shakeysix
10-29-2007, 10:02 PM
this is a popular usage from the 1970-80s. it stems from the popular lyle the effeminate heterosexual skits on snl. a lylysm is something like "oh, man. i would jutht love to jump Farrah Fawthette."


fogatanes

dobiwon
10-29-2007, 10:07 PM
The punch line to a joke popular in ancient Greece:
Eurememanes? No, I fogatanes!

gonishment

shakeysix
10-30-2007, 12:28 AM
banishment from aw by an illiterate mod---s6



klingblatt

Woof
10-30-2007, 01:16 AM
Only die hard Star Trek fans will know what klingblatt means. For everyone else, a klingblatt is a member of an alien race similiar to the Klingons, but with bladder problems, who frequently makes contact and visits The Enterprise under urgent circumstances, begging immediately to use the high-tech washrooms.

snordentia

talkwrite
10-30-2007, 01:54 AM
Snordentia
The wooden retainer worn to bed by President George Washington. Designed by his wife Martha ( women weren't allowed to hold patents in those days) it was said to muffle his ear splitting snoring.

Microcotologist

Woof
10-30-2007, 02:33 AM
Microcotologist

The technical term for a maker of miniature coats for dolls.


phlez

althrasher
10-30-2007, 05:48 AM
Microcotologist

The technical term for a maker of miniature coats for dolls.


phlez

The results of riding an insane roller coaster too soon after eating massive quantities of candy.

Hastical

shakeysix
10-30-2007, 06:02 AM
a mayan term for leave taking. it is very common in guatemala. a contraction of "hasta tikal". it can be translated roughly as "we will meet again in tikal once the bloody spanish dogs are lying heartless and headless under our gold shod feet."

lutzenpfeil

Kentuk
10-30-2007, 06:05 AM
Hastical-mortal fear of political forums crossposting

lutzenpfeil- kind of like a lunch box but reserved for fishy treats


Flumuster

poetinahat
10-30-2007, 06:16 AM
Flumuster -- A bellows-like device used by British diplomats in the Victorian era. It was used to spread a coating of ragweed pollen over boardroom tables. When discussions got animated, the foreign dignitaries would go into sneezing fits; the theory was that they'd agree to anything just to end negotiations.

Ironically, this device worked well against everyone but the Americans, who were largely immune due to previous exposure. It's largely to blame for the change in relative fortunes between the USA and the UK.

Next word: parfabinium

shakeysix
10-30-2007, 06:22 AM
i am sure all of you are familiar with the old new england custom of bundling. the flumuster is a variation of this charming practise picked up by the pilgrims while living in holland. a flumus is a walloonish device--an inflated bladder usually from a goat or roughly goat sized animal. the pilgrim parents would plant the inflated flumus in the featherbed between the heavily clothed teens. as they began to fondle and pet, their combined weight would cause the flumus to burst. at the sound of the bursting flumus the pilgrim father would crash into the bedroom with his blunderbus leveled at the young male and plug his buckled hat from his head. sometimes the well flumustered pilgrim couple was well into their thirties before they could successfully achieve coitus. the more jovial pilgrim parents often filled the flumus with a warm blood pudding. they jokingly told the young couple that their genitalia had exploded by the will of god.


karx

threedogpeople
10-30-2007, 01:13 PM
karx

noun, part of the cartilage structure of invertebrate organisms; equivalent to the coccyx in a human being.

snarffle

Woof
10-30-2007, 05:09 PM
snarffle

A verb, originally derived from the Belgian word snarffler, meaning "to quickly wolf down or devour a waffle" (with or without syrup). In North America, the usage of this verb has broadened over time, to include pancakes and French toast as well as Belgian waffles, although purists frown on such a liberal use of snarffle.


eggolian

Nymtoc
10-30-2007, 07:56 PM
eggolian

adj. Of or relating to a foul-smelling wind, esp. one that bears an odor resembling that of rotten eggs. [Greek mythology, Aeolian, relating to Aeolus, god of the winds, + Middle English, egge.]

:e2brows:

carpophedocus

talkwrite
10-30-2007, 08:19 PM
carpophedocus
This is a device embedded in the trunk of your car used when or if you are kidnapped and want to pop your head out and yell for help.

Next word: pleasuristine

Kentuk
10-30-2007, 09:18 PM
pleasuristine= When you shake it more then three times.

Bodella

Nymtoc
10-30-2007, 09:23 PM
bodella

n. bordello [Regional, Southern US]

:D

circumfraxial

Woof
10-31-2007, 12:07 AM
circumfraxial

Describes a botched circumcision followed by internal hemhoraging of the fraxial gland.


phlyzoterium

Kentuk
10-31-2007, 02:34 AM
phlyzoterium- an ex terranium i.e. where the turtle used to live but the plants still thrive.

lucote

Pthom
10-31-2007, 03:16 AM
lucote: that clear plastic head thing worn by the rather unpleasant arms-dealer Zorg (Gary Oldman) in the film "The Fifth Element."

zukalope

shakeysix
10-31-2007, 07:38 AM
the name says it all. a misguided attempt at crossing zucchini and cantaloupe. despite a huge market blitz the orange and green boomerang shaped squamelons never caught on, even with the most eccentric of gardeners. go figure--s6


geissenhoostel

Kentuk
10-31-2007, 08:02 AM
A geissenhoostel is worse then a weggie, instead of a yank to the pants its *$%@.

Kropplecrupper

Woof
10-31-2007, 05:34 PM
Kropplecrupper

A kropplecrupper is a multi-purpose device manufactured in Germany that can closely crop scalp hair, mow the front law, or harvest wheat.The blades are adjustable, but need to be changed properly or else you could risk a serious accident. This could be the reason why there are a number of gardeners and wheat farmers all over Germany without heads.


mungler

shakeysix
10-31-2007, 06:19 PM
a groupie for mungo jerry---s6



sopgung

talkwrite
10-31-2007, 08:11 PM
Sopgung
Rusting and caustic gel like substance that is found oozing from the famous albeit disintegrating aircraft the Sopwith Camel.

Bilitonicsphere

Kentuk
10-31-2007, 09:14 PM
Bilitonicsphere = An extreme form of water retention/bloat.

Bruzis

John Paton
11-01-2007, 12:52 AM
bruzis

pronounced broo-zees. These are little people who are expert in hand to hand combat. You can only be a bruzi if you are shorter than 4foot 2inches.

fillingollop

Woof
11-01-2007, 12:52 AM
Bruzis

Bruzis is fraternal affection that has degenerated into incest, casting a whole new light on brotherly love.

sordatella

Pthom
11-01-2007, 02:06 AM
A sordatella is a small, nearly atrophied bone at the second joint above the hind hoof of the Grehmlichanck. It has a similar function as does the kneecap (patella) in humans. The main difference is it only sorta works, hence the name.

Jasqueraide

Kentuk
11-01-2007, 04:47 AM
Jasqueraide = Nonprofit support organization for evicted ghosts.

Felietorpgondade

shakeysix
11-01-2007, 06:02 AM
as nouns go this one is very abstract. in fact it is so abstract it is almost an adjective. it is based on 3 latin root words: feliz- happy; torpido--slow and stupid; gordo--fat.

so it is the happy, dazed, stupidly slow and large assed state of having snarfed down one bag of snack sized kitkats, one bag of snack sized 3 musketeers and 1/2 bag of cherry kisses because the weather turned nasty and the trick or treaters turned in early. now the nade suffix is especially meaningful because it amplifies the noun and implies frustration. adding the nade is actually saying "and i don't even like freaking chocolate so what the eff is my effing fat faced problem?" --s6 ps--happy halloween from large assed shakey.


guzzlefrump

Kentuk
11-01-2007, 07:04 AM
guzzlefrump = The backwards burp that follows quarffing a 16oz beer and results in a feeling of implosion.

hemilback

Woof
11-01-2007, 05:02 PM
hemilback

Most people are aware of the "heimlich manoeuver", but the "hemilback manoeuver", introduced by Wolfgang Hemilback, is a lesser-known technique used to save someone from choking to death on a piece of food. The technique involves wrestling the subject to the ground, prying open the jaws and sticking one arm deep into the throat to dislodge the chunk of food while humming Brahm's lullaby (to calm the subject).


magslate

dobiwon
11-01-2007, 05:15 PM
magslate (pronounced maj-slate, not mag-slate) is a brand name for a synthetic stone surface that looks real, but has the property of keeping hot things hot and cold things cold "almost magically". Very expensive.

edeometry

Woof
11-01-2007, 05:29 PM
edeometry

Edeometry is the science that measures the competence of editors, using the edeometric scale as a guage. An editor who registers 10 on the scale is one who has caused a seismic shift, editorially speaking. On the other hand, an editor who rates only a 1 is a hack who should seek another profession.


engorfen

dobiwon
11-01-2007, 05:48 PM
engorfen -- is an enzyme secreted by an unidentified gland that allows people of certain metabolism to engorge themselves on massive quantities of food, and not gain a pound. It is an extremely labile material, with a very short half-life, and degrades rapidly outside the human body. (If anyone could bottle it, they would make a fortune!)

Kniffle

talkwrite
11-01-2007, 07:46 PM
This is the scientific name for mild weeping sounds made by people who are recovering from rhinoplasty.

Implortatious

Kentuk
11-01-2007, 08:13 PM
Implortatious = The big eyed almost flirting expression little girls assume when they want something.

Ickyloathis

shakeysix
11-01-2007, 09:12 PM
a piscatorial loathing bordering on the phobic. for some as yet undetermined reason the true ickyloath has an aversion to the yellow grunt species so profound as render him insensate for four to seven minutes. a mental health worker desiring to confirm a diagnosis of ickyloathis has only to produce a single yellow grunt from a paper bag. if the diagnosis is correct the sufferer will hit the floor like a gunny sack of carp heads--as my father used to say. --s6 ps--if there are no yellow grunts available the male yellow grouper will work as well.


azultanak

Nymtoc
11-01-2007, 10:12 PM
azultanak

n. Medical. A bluish tan, scaly or crusty bump that forms on the surface of the skin.

[Spanish azul + Old English tanne + AK = actinic keratosis, a skin lesion caused by overexposure to UV rays]

:e2brows:

symbiofistic

dobiwon
11-01-2007, 11:13 PM
symbiofistic: a fungus that grows between the knuckles.


onorauzia

Woof
11-01-2007, 11:29 PM
onorauzia

Onorauzia is a psychological condition that is the opposite of amnesia. Onorauziacs remember everything, and among other things, can recall every last thing that they ate since they were born. People suffering from this condition usually go mad and/or commit suicide.

hornestine

althrasher
11-02-2007, 02:26 AM
onorauzia

Onorauzia is a psychological condition that is the opposite of amnesia. Onorauziacs remember everything, and among other things, can recall every last thing that they ate since they were born. People suffering from this condition usually go mad and/or commit suicide.

hornestine

A combination of intestine and horn, this is the official name for the 45 feet of tubing that create the french horn.
Zanthiba

Kentuk
11-02-2007, 04:38 AM
Zanithiba = The new latin dance craze.

Yugatu

shakeysix
11-02-2007, 04:57 AM
the new martial arts craze. a blend of yoga and jiu-jitzu. you can choose your colors--saffron robes or white belt. kind of unsttling seeing the meditation bros go sailing through the air. they say they don't feel a thing--s6


kinkmetology

Kerr
11-02-2007, 06:03 AM
kinkmetology-- This is a term used for the method of stopping water from running through a hose when a faucet in not readily available.

Fromundow

Woof
11-02-2007, 09:53 PM
Fromundow

The Fromundow style was a form of architecture that was fashionable in Germany for about three weeks in the late 19th century. It's generally agreed that the reason for its short-lived popularity was due to the fact that the front door of houses and other structures was located on the roof of the building, which proved to be quite impractical.


belzink

Roger J Carlson
11-02-2007, 10:03 PM
belzink also called bellzinc

A type of metal used mainly in pipe organs for the cow bell pipe. The cowbell was used extensively in the music of PDQ Bach, but then fell out of favor...mostly because of the music of PDQ Bach.

Corlandrey

Woof
11-02-2007, 10:17 PM
Corlandrey

A Corlandrey is the rare and unique species of 5-legged horse found on the island of Corland south of Papua New Guinea.

dehenestrate

Roger J Carlson
11-02-2007, 10:24 PM
dehenestrate

The act of tossing a chicken out a window.

farrulous

Woof
11-02-2007, 10:37 PM
farrulous

slang. 1970's term to describe Farrah Fawcett's hairstyle.


zwiller

Roger J Carlson
11-02-2007, 10:50 PM
zwiller

archaic: occupation: cleaner of spitoons

purriculate

talkwrite
11-02-2007, 10:58 PM
Purriculate
The action taken by a filter held in place at the aperture of a natural geyser also known as an attempt to make sense out of a run on sentence not based on thought.

Isolatorational

Roger J Carlson
11-02-2007, 11:17 PM
Isolatorational

In debate: An argument in three parts, at least two of which are the same length.


glibernatorial

writingislife
11-02-2007, 11:38 PM
xenomonologic

Actually is derived from an English word cryoxenomonologic. It means to cry over a person who is a stranger to himself. The word xenomonologic is one that is singular meaning to to be a staranger to himself. This leads one to believe that a xenomonologic person is an alzheimers patient.

antidisestablishamentarism

writingislife
11-02-2007, 11:40 PM
I got out of order somehow...sorry

writingislife
11-02-2007, 11:41 PM
glibernatorial

A word from the East Indies. It means a sad candidate. usually one who has just lost an election.

antidisestablishamentarism

Roger J Carlson
11-02-2007, 11:45 PM
antidisestablishamentarism

Once the longest word in the dictionary, it now means nothing.
syn: superkalifragilisticexpialidocious


bulgurite

Pthom
11-03-2007, 01:48 AM
bulgurite: (n) a pecular afficianado of Mediterranean cooked grains.

botytruncational

Kentuk
11-03-2007, 08:03 AM
botytruncational = eco speak for what is happening to the Indonesian jungle that is being destroyed to plant palm seed oil to make biodiesel. It means loss of biodiversity.

synlitadate

Woof
11-03-2007, 07:32 PM
synlitadate

verb. To synchronously write a similar piece of literature on the exact date as someone else.

phlotty

Nymtoc
11-03-2007, 08:15 PM
phlotty

adj. Damp and oozing. Said of wounds or sores that pustulate, often beneath bandages. His wound had become phlotty and infected.
Fig. Said of words or ideas. His latest book is nothing but a long, phlotty disquisition on the dubious pleasures of group sex -- R. T. Bumble, Houston Chronicle.

:e2brows:

instenigrate

Joycecwilliams
11-03-2007, 11:23 PM
instenigrate has two different meanings.

#1. Putting a new stenographer in a steno pool. For e.g. Carol will instenigrate on Mondays and Fridays.

#2. Is to use a sten machine gun in a manner not common.
For e.g. Billy Bob wants to instenigrate McDonalds and wipe everyone out.

jopehosh

pookah
11-04-2007, 05:23 AM
jopehosh: An invention of by Peter Farquar of the Worcestershire Hunt. Due to the inclement weather, he designed a waterproof garment that was a combination of mackintosh, jodhpurs & galoshes. Sadly, the inventor died when thrown from his horse into a lake. Unable to escape from the heavy garment, he sank to the bottom and drowned.

inglefoot

edgyllama
11-04-2007, 05:25 AM
Inglefoot: That tapping sound one makes to the Little House on The Prarie Theme

Ionil

Roger J Carlson
11-04-2007, 05:58 AM
ionil

Constipated. From the Greek ἰόν meaning "to go" and nil meaning "nothing".

Q: Hey, you still in the bathroom? What's wrong?
A: Ionil!

definarculator

Joycecwilliams
11-04-2007, 06:27 AM
definarculator

noun: a device used to take the tailfins off of a fish, or to remove a five dollar bill from someone's wallet.

Fajam

Eudaemonic
11-04-2007, 06:10 PM
The distance one would travel in Heximeters to buy far and away the best jam in the universe.

Poxidot

Joycecwilliams
11-04-2007, 08:44 PM
Poxidot: Not to be confussed with Polka Dot. Poxidot was a term used to describe the pussel part of the small pox pimple. In Zanabrare the natives eat it on toast.

ineatury

talkwrite
11-05-2007, 08:43 PM
ineatury
Name of chosen residential location of a commune formed by the sect of hippies in the early 60's in San Francisco who live by the motto "To Each His Own"

Intrainterminable

Woof
11-05-2007, 08:50 PM
Intrainterminable

adjective. To describe a dog obedience course that seems endless, and that yields few results.


psanch

talkwrite
11-06-2007, 12:13 AM
psanch
Norwegian idiomatic expression used to describe something that is unworthy of comment.
ex: The ongoing candidates debate in the USA is psanch.

Botlewholmey

shakeysix
11-06-2007, 01:54 AM
what a wonderful old cockney expression. i have not heard this one in years. i guess the best stab at a translation is --"what the eff is that eight legged bugger floating around in me warm as piss glass o' ale?"
rumor has it that this particular variation of the archaic interrogative originated with the poet keats, after a night of pub crawling with shelley and byron--s6



unbridled radish of quaaludes---i realize that this is more than one word but as long as we are talking keats , i wonder if anyone can explicate this great, if archaic, expression.

talkwrite
11-06-2007, 03:23 AM
unbridled radish of quaaludes-
It is the descriptive term for a bouquet of several ( at least 7) samples of the narcotic Quaaludes held in both hands balanced delicately at the tips of the index through little fingers in an attempt to convey them to the mouth while the person struggles with the handcuffs on his or her wrists .

Harmidvarmit

Woof
11-06-2007, 06:14 PM
Harmidvarmit

Harmidvarmit is an old pirate word to describe an enemy, armed with a knife or other weapon, who is about to attack: "Aarrrrhh, there was this harmidvarmit all drunk with rum who made quick to run me through with his blade, but I blasted the scurvy knave first with me foul breath and struck 'im dead. Aaarhhh"


kentergall

talkwrite
11-06-2007, 06:30 PM
kentergall
A Kentergall is the name used for a storm cellar in upper Minnesota. Also used to store canned fruits and vegetables.

Plebovian

Woof
11-06-2007, 10:04 PM
Plebovian

Plebovian is a combination of two words, plebian and bovine. A plebovian therefore, is a common cow. This word can be used to literally describe a common brown cow, as opposed to a Holstein or Guernsey, or the word can be used as an insult, as in : "Get her. She's so plebovian."


rhorbank

talkwrite
11-07-2007, 09:56 PM
Rhorbank

This is the past participle of the verb to Rhorbunk. The definition is the attaching of a cuff link with dexterity.

Posomously

shakeysix
11-07-2007, 10:14 PM
an obscure middle earth river that empties into the sea of ruhn. the actual spelling should be ruhnbank but tolkien's wife, edith, got a little frisky while serving him high tea one evening. she blew in his ear and caused him to spill his cuppa on the manuscript map of miogar. ruhnbank was blotted into rhorbank because in the intervening 20 minutes the tea stain dried--s6


Amodilan--another place name

Woof
11-08-2007, 12:13 AM
Posomously

An opposum who has distinguished himself/herself by an act of valor, but dies before a medal is awarded, receives the award posomously.




Amodilan--another place name

Amodilan is a suburb of Kalamazoo, Michigan and is known as the shoe horn capital of the world.


plangitude

threedogpeople
11-08-2007, 01:01 AM
plangitude

The demeanor of a gang of children after they have spent the afternoon, hopped up on sugar & caffeine, playing at the park.


Barfumagnanomous

talkwrite
11-08-2007, 01:34 AM
Barfumagnanomous
In the industrial sector of Paris, this word is used by highly regarded scent testers paid handsomely to predict the success of newly concocted eau da parfume's. It signals the death of a career for mis fortunate chemists- it means the scent of this sample will cause upchucking.

Gloriandering

Woof
11-08-2007, 01:44 AM
Gloriandering is an unusual phenomenon. It refers to the action of men who cheat on their wives or girlfriends with another woman named Gloria. Conversely, women who cheat on their husbands or boyfriends with a guy named Phil, have committed an act of Philandering.

tungmental

shakeysix
11-08-2007, 01:52 AM
like gerrymandering, gloriamandering was invented by founding father elbridge gerry. instead of re-defining electoral voting districts gloriamandering involves redefining caroling districts, so that carolers from one ethnic district cannot carol in another ethnic district. this way the czechs keep "good king wenceslaus", the mexicans keep 'humildes peregrinos", the brits keep "here we go a wassailing and the germans keep "silent night" in their respective districts. since gerry's death the boundaries have faded and we have a melting pot of caroling mostly devolving into red nosed reindeer and choruses of "gloria gloria gloria, gallorrr-or-or-or-yeeeha"--s6

azmadtrig

threedogpeople
11-08-2007, 10:00 AM
azmadtrig

The state of hyper-fury achieved when trying to understand azimuths in a college trig. class. The professor defined an azimuth as an arc of the horizon measured between a fixed point (as true north) and the vertical circle passing through the center of an object usually in astronomy and navigation clockwise from the north point through 360 degrees. (Feel the fury yet?)

wonkilation

Woof
11-08-2007, 07:32 PM
Wonkilation

Wonkilation occurs when a deboned chicken (miraculously brought back to life) attempts to walk and discovers that his limbs have gone all wonky.

tungmental

shakeysix
11-08-2007, 07:56 PM
fortunately tungmental is now considered an archaic usgae. it was coined in the early days of the century to describe victims of the 1908 tunguska blast. although only primitive tribesman many became severely depressed and disoriented thanks to the shock suffered. in the days after the blast the local reindeer stopped giving milk. so, in effect the term applies to reindeer as well as human inhabitants of the tungus river district in the first 3 decades of the 20th century. it is believed that leonid kulik first put the word in print in 1927 although grumblings of "my rendeer is tungmental" were heard in siberia lonfg before 1927.


Forbfol

Woof
11-08-2007, 11:31 PM
Forbfol

Forbfol was a game popular in the 18th century among the bored French aristocracy, and was a type of croquet game that substituted croquet balls with the heads of peasants. This game, not surprisingly, fell out of favor after the revolution.


phisterize

Pthom
11-09-2007, 12:02 AM
phisterize tr. v. 1. To coat with phisterine. 2. To confer the qualities of the alchemist Adolph Phister upon another.

phisterine

:D

Woof
11-09-2007, 12:44 AM
phisterine

Phisterine is a commercial non-toxic product used as a protective coating to prevent rusting as a result of canine urine. It is used mainly on the lower surfaces of fire hydrants, lamp posts and trees.


belformer

talkwrite
11-09-2007, 01:27 AM
belformer
This is the term used in the live television directing profession. When the stage director needs the performer to go longer than scheduled they use both hands in a motion starting in the upper center of their chest and moving outward. As this is the same motion made by a sculptor of bells, they call said person a belformer.

Ostentupendous

Woof
11-09-2007, 02:04 AM
Ostentupendous

To be ostentupendous, is to be ostentatiously stupendous, as in "the high-wire act, consisting of a naked juggler wearing nothing but a live python, was absolutely ostentupendous."


myrdentia

Pthom
11-09-2007, 02:13 AM
myrdentia n. The marks made by the gnawing of certain species of ants.

codiller

dobiwon
11-09-2007, 07:25 AM
codiller: one who assists in the manufacture of pickles.


vendisism

Pthom
11-09-2007, 11:38 AM
vendisism iz vendoziz, right?

Oh, it isn't a phrase, it's a word. Never mind. My apologies. Carry on.

Woof
11-09-2007, 06:18 PM
...might I give it a go?

vendisism

Derived from the French vender meaning to sell, vendesism is the philosophical belief that in a capitalistic society enlightenment is achieved through increased involvement in commercial activity and acquisition of wealth.


gnorfed

dobiwon
11-09-2007, 06:43 PM
gnorfed: the past tense of the irregular verb 'gnife', which means to stab someone in the now-defunct gingdom of Ongland, a precursor to the English-speaking countries, which ceased to exist primarily because it's alphabet lacked the letter 'k'.

conascending

talkwrite
11-09-2007, 09:00 PM
conascending
This is the upwardly mobile ( rising in social status and economic ranks of a community) ex-con. It was first used with the release from prison of various members of President Nixon's administration.

Pleasantness.

dobiwon
11-09-2007, 10:42 PM
Pleasantness
It's a little know fact that there are actually twin monsters in that famous lake in Scotland. Pleasantness is the nice twin; Nastyness is the other one.


Snipperwhip

truelyana
11-09-2007, 10:53 PM
The art of using one's buckle as a form of erotic whipping, whilst snipping it in the air.

Swashbuckle

talkwrite
11-10-2007, 03:15 AM
Swashbuckle
The sound a belly full of beer makes right at the point of the belt buckle.

Bendaholic

Pthom
11-10-2007, 04:36 AM
Bendaholic = me.
:D

Actually, a bendaholic is what happens when you give some copper wire to a bored person and they discover they love bending it back and forth till it breaks so much, they wind up never accomplishing anything useful. Some bendaholics do get work, however, employed with electricians who are snipperloseiacs (keep misplacing their wire cutters).

cryinanalysis

Woof
11-11-2007, 12:16 AM
cryinanalysis

To determine the health of the endocrine gland, laboratory testing requires that a patient submit a cryinanalysis tear sample by weeping into a small plastic tube. Patients who complain that they don't have the urge to cry are either handed an onion to peel or required to watch The Color Purple over and over again until they are weeping buckets.


vultimal

Kentuk
11-11-2007, 04:57 AM
vultimal-tums for the anoexic crowd, reduces acid and damage to the upper gastronomic track.

liapaed

shakeysix
11-11-2007, 08:01 AM
this is obscure indeed. but old shakey's classical acumen is not easily baffled, even by an allusion as orphic as this. a liapaed is one of three adenoidal sisters, daughters of liapeas, the mouth breathing guardian of the opuntian underworld. the sisters were assigned to torment ajax the lesser, or locrian ajax, for the rape of Cassandra. the sisters, complete with platinum bubbles and matching chiffon scarves, would sing off key mo-town hits in ajax' ear as he tried to pilot his ship back to locris. it was their plaintive, warbling rendition of "my guy" that finally caused ajax to lose the his grip and founder his ship, impaling himself on the rocky coast of leuke island. --s6

sarpedonal

Woof
11-11-2007, 07:24 PM
sarpedonal

The sarpedonal instestine is part of the digestive system. Located midway between the liver and the gallbladder, this organ has no known function except as an excuse to justify its removal by pricey surgery.


lumpicker

talkwrite
11-12-2007, 08:22 PM
Lumpicker
Ahhh, Woof, ye take us back to the Court of King Pheelopholos. King Pheel, as he was known to his loving subjects, was a big fan of the sultry sounds of the Lum; a 125 string instrument so soft sounding that the instrumentalist had to hum along in harmony. These rare musicians were called Lumpickers. They were all killed and buried with their Lums when King Pheelopholos was blinded by a snapped lumstring.

Biplatomous

Nymtoc
11-13-2007, 12:16 AM
Biplatomous

adj. Having two flat feet, in contrast to having only one. (Cf. monoplatomous)

:hat:

semipendiculoric

Woof
11-13-2007, 05:48 PM
semipendiculoric

Managers of diet clinics and fat camps weigh in their clients weekly on the pendiculoric scale to determine weight loss or gain. If a client has gained weight, the weight meter reads maxipendiculoric while a light flashes and an alarm goes off. The client is then punished by having to spend an extra 6 hours on the treadmill. However, if the client has lost weight, the meter reads semipendiculoric, soft classical music plays, and the client is rewarded with an extra slice of tofu.


bitondral

talkwrite
11-13-2007, 08:11 PM
bitondral
Invented by the leading veterinary scientists at Texas A&M University Bitondral is the yet to be released weight loss drug for overweight Bison. It is being tested on humans now under the name Alli.

Ghimeamahney

Woof
11-14-2007, 12:33 AM
Ghimeamahney

Ghimeamahney is a town in southeastern Wales that is known for its regional cooking. Among its most famous dishes are Nightingale Stew and Steak and Pig snout Pie.


Nonopede

shakeysix
11-14-2007, 01:47 AM
an educational term describing a high school teacher who teaches on the second floor of a building so old and so rural that it has only two restrooms--one boys, one girls and both on the second floor in the far wing. you can usually spot a nonopede because of the yellow eyeballs and aversion to anything liquid after 12:30 p.m.--s6


connmaerkle--(from the gaelic)

eodmatt
11-14-2007, 02:51 AM
Shakeysix - a quick fifty and a chuck over the knuckles by a male sufferer of Parkinsons disease.

Testiculation - waving the hands about whilst talking complete bollocks.

strapadictome

Woof
11-14-2007, 06:07 PM
strapadictome

A chronic skin condition caused by wearing overly tight halter tops, tank tops, and gown straps. Symptoms are itching, redness and screaming.


phleugasm

Pthom
11-14-2007, 11:23 PM
phleugasm is the feeling of sheer elation following an especially satisfying sneeze.

erectomancy

dobiwon
11-15-2007, 12:54 AM
erectomancy: a society where the ruling class consists only of sexually mature males.


rapilinatious

Woof
11-15-2007, 07:01 PM
rapilinatious

Rap music that is considered obnoxious and intolerable is said to be rapilinatious.


premogulate

dobiwon
11-15-2007, 08:48 PM
Premogulate

One who plans for years to succeed in business and become a "mogul", is said to premogulate.


opulatulence

Woof
11-15-2007, 11:43 PM
opulatulence


Opulatulence is a particularly odious form of flatulence that is the result of eating too many rich foods as part of an opulent lifestyle.


rhuntile

dobiwon
11-16-2007, 05:41 AM
A hard-surfaced wall covering made by grinding the mineral rhunite with plaster of paris and baking at 1231 degrees for exactly 6 minutes.


brughant

shakeysix
11-16-2007, 08:08 AM
a type of sturdy but shapeless peasant footwear, closer to a buskin than to a true brogan. the lewd, rollicking, earthy peasants featured in the paintings of pieter bruegel, the elder, were often shod in brughants. it is rumored that his artist sons, pieter the younger, and jan the elder, rebelliously wore penny loafers to piss their old man off--s6


Dennfennys

threedogpeople
11-16-2007, 12:27 PM
Dennfennys are the pathetically small tips (generally pennys) left by people enjoying the free meal at Denny's on their birthday. Note: Hasn't this promotion has been discontinued by Denny's?


Discombobulated

eodmatt
11-16-2007, 02:44 PM
Discombobulated is the descriptive term used to denote a lesser variegated Snark, post emasculation.

Brissance

dobiwon
11-16-2007, 08:15 PM
The essential priciple upon which the practice of briss (the Jewish rite of circumcision performed on a male child on the eighth day of his life) is based.


knocmule

Woof
11-16-2007, 09:37 PM
knocmule

A type of knockwurst sausage made from mule. This exotic delicacy originates from Angstburg, Germany.


intersnork

shakeysix
11-16-2007, 10:29 PM
or penis on the common barnacle. found just above the sperm pan. used mainly for urination, only rarely (and perversely) for insemination.


(like i said before i am so full of it my eyes should be brown!)


al ananzam-- (historical, from the original arabian))

Woof
11-16-2007, 10:36 PM
al ananzam

al ananzam is an Arabic insult meaning literally the camel thief.



ptambic

dobiwon
11-16-2007, 11:19 PM
Derived from the root word "ptooey", meaning to spit, "ptambic" refers to reciting lyric poetry while drooling.


beyrom

Woof
11-17-2007, 05:03 AM
Beyrom is actually a shadowy group of individuals who are believed to be controlling world events. This group is made up of various politicians, criminals and CEO's of large corporations. Beyrom is a code word for the two secret locations that the group meets in twice a year, Beirut and Rome.


postclipperal

Verballady
11-17-2007, 07:38 PM
postclipperal refers to a specific action to be performed after a haircut.


occiperitious

threedogpeople
11-19-2007, 10:33 AM
occiperitious

Word describing that "one guy" in meetings that, refuses to change his opinion even in the face of complete opposition and career peril.

hollyprejaculation

Woof
11-19-2007, 06:15 PM
hollyprejaculation

slang. A manifestation of sexual arousal in males as a result of seeing and/or fantasizing semi-nude or nude images of Holly Cole.


claperial

Verballady
11-20-2007, 07:39 AM
claperial- adj. describing jovial and exuberant applause

rectoplasm

Joycecwilliams
11-20-2007, 09:01 AM
ugh, why did I have to get rectoplasm. It's disgusting. Rectoplasm: noun, meaning that unslightly gel fluid that signals the end of a bout with diarreha.

laretem

threedogpeople
11-20-2007, 01:19 PM
laretem

Slang term referring to the lure of Las Vegas. Phrase originates from street shorthand where lare refers to a trap and "tem" is the abbreviation for take extra money.

hypersucrosasemia

dobiwon
11-20-2007, 06:23 PM
hypersucrosasemia: the medical condition associated with putting 12 teaspoons or lumps of sugar in a cup of coffee. It was created by some unscrupulous doctors just so people could use their prescription insurance to pay for their sugar.


snittlism

Woof
11-20-2007, 07:00 PM
snittlism

A snittlism is a brief remark that is like a witticism, but is generally uttered by testy individuals who are in a snit.


Whintupple

dobiwon
11-20-2007, 07:39 PM
Whintupple: A fragrant but potent concoction popular with 17th-century Danes, made from strong dark beer, funny-looking mushrooms, and sage.


Gylink

LaceWing
11-20-2007, 07:44 PM
Whintupple: as predicted in the unpublished writings of Nostradamus, the last pope will utter this word on the last day of the post-post-modern era, euphemistically referring to nuns' panties. That night, the last viewer of Fox News will fall down laughing, and the sound will be heard around the world.

scrump-diddlee-umptious

edit to add (and fix grammar): oh. well, next person has a choice.

Woof
11-20-2007, 08:40 PM
Aha! A double header!

Gylink

Gylink is an earthworm indigenous to Hungary. In some parts of that country, Gylink is the main ingredient in a popular regional dish called Gylink Paprikash.


scrump-diddlee-umptious

1. An expression of delight regarding food expressed by irritatingly perky individuals.

2. A proper name originating from Munchkin Land, the distinguished firm of Scrump, Diddlee and Umptious, Attorneys At Law.



morgation

dobiwon
11-20-2007, 10:12 PM
Morgation: the sunrise (from the German morgan, meaning morning)


Spirtle

shakeysix
11-20-2007, 10:23 PM
parapsychology tells us that spirtle is the residue left on bedding and nightclothes after an incubus attack---s6


lemgrubev

dobiwon
11-20-2007, 10:34 PM
lemgrubev: a ritual whereby huge cast-iron cauldrons are placed at the foot of a cliff during the annual lemming mass suicide, in order to collect meat to feed the peasants during the religious holidays.


ortunation

Verballady
11-21-2007, 01:59 AM
ortunation: is a hypnotic suggestion to sing Barry Manilow songs while in a deep somnambulistic state of mind. ortunation can not occur during REM sleep.

pharmafecalism

dobiwon
11-21-2007, 05:48 PM
pharmafecalism: the practice of achieving a euphoric state by sniffing the poop of people who have ingested hallucinagenic drugs.


orthocognasy

Woof
11-21-2007, 06:27 PM
orthocognasy


Orthopedic surgeons gifted with psychic abilities, particularly pre-cognitive powers, practice orthocognasy. One of best
known orthocognacists was the famous Dr.Henrik Calcius from Finland. He dreamt one night that the patient he was due to operate on the next morning would suffer a fractured vertebrae as the result of an unfortunate accident. Amazingly enough, during surgery the next morning, Dr. Calcius accidentally dropped his laptop computer on the spine of the man lying on his operating table. "My God," gasped Dr. Calcius, staring at amazement at his writhing patient, "Is this deja vu or am I just a klutz?!"



plaggard

dobiwon
11-21-2007, 07:11 PM
plaggard: a practioner of the heinous act of plagerism.


nostradiem

Woof
11-21-2007, 08:28 PM
nostradiem

The daily rate at which Nostradamus was paid for his prophesies.*

* In medieval France the minimum wage for soothsaying was very low--about 3 sous a prophecy. Being a prophet was not very profitable, which accounts for the low number of prognosticators in France compared to those working in the crossbow industry, where a factory worker could earn up to 10 sous an hour.


prebarkation

dobiwon
11-21-2007, 11:19 PM
prebarkation: the practice of allowing dogs to board luxury liners before the humans. It stems from the early days of trans-Atlantic steamers when the pampered pet of a very rich, very bitchy dowager was left behind, and the captain had to turn around to retrieve it, causing a delay of more than four days.


chairbacking

Woof
11-22-2007, 05:45 PM
chairbacking

There is a version of football played in the Orkney Islands, in which the teams run across the field carrying chairs. Each team has a line of defense, and those players are called defensive chairbackers who engage in chairbacking.


skreel

shakeysix
11-22-2007, 06:32 PM
not really a recognized word but more of an idiomatic usage in western kansas, eastern colorado and the panhandle: from reel and skared pee-less.

a reel is a type of dance once popular on the american frontier. a skreel is a dance done in one of the scary little roadhouses or cantinas that dot the region. you know, the ones with the stuffed raccoon over the bar and the peanut shells on the floor. and the inexplicable ax marks on the restroom door jamb.

a skreel occurs when your idiot suit and tie grade school teacher husband decides that he wants some "authentic" mexican or trucker vittles and drags you into a dive. you are sitting at a table, trying to ignore the fly carcasses on the menu, when suddenly a trucker/ corn roguer/ border coyote decides that he wants him a 4 year woman. he comes to your table, grabs your wrist and asks you to dance on the classic postage stamp dance floor. all the while your husband --barney effing fyfe (did i mention that he stands 5'5 and weighs a whopping 137 pounds?) --waves cheerily to you as you jerk and jump around, teeth clenched in a bright smile, in a cold sweat, trying to avert a belly rubber.

the etiquett of a dive is that no man ever belly rubs with an attached female--hence the ax marks and the bullet holes in the jukebox. and believe me barney would fight. and get his ass kicked if the occasion called for it.


THAT woof is a skreel. and i thank god for my fifty year old sagging ass because i will never have to dance one again--s6

Woof
11-22-2007, 06:38 PM
...no word to follow?

shakeysix
11-23-2007, 06:30 AM
reliving old memories



trachmael

Woof
11-23-2007, 06:29 PM
trachmael

A trachmael is a scraping tool of Dutch origin that was used to scrape mud off of wooden shoes. This iron implement originally whittled away a good deal of wood in the process, causing water and cow manure to seep into the shoes and was later fitted with a rubber edge to minimize wood loss.


ptorkion

shakeysix
11-23-2007, 09:42 PM
a crude brass clawed ptool used to weed ptorkweed from the ptorkbrake--s6

mulleteer

Woof
11-23-2007, 11:34 PM
mulleteer

A mulleteer was a type of fish who was loyal to the French crown and fought on behalf of King Louis XVI. This loyal French subject was popularized in the famous book The Three Mulleteers by Alexandre DuMoray.


mudgeon

Pthom
11-25-2007, 05:15 AM
mudgeon: an individual with a bad temper or surly disposition, who has lost his mongrel dog.

hoarlite

Woof
11-25-2007, 07:32 PM
hoarlite

1. A crystalline mineral found within dense clusters of hoar frost. Similar to a diamond in appearance, hoarlite is commercially worthless because it melts above 32 degrees fahrenheit.

2. slang. Spelled whorelite, a derogatory term, meaning "little slut".


angricism

talkwrite
11-26-2007, 07:07 PM
Angricism

This is an SLA ( Second Language Acquisition) term for the first word expressed in anger and heard by a person learning said language.

Oblitiphamy

dobiwon
11-26-2007, 10:29 PM
Oblitiphamy: a term describing the 15th-century incidence of people disappearing from the face of the earth because they claimed they were divine.


lutacrity

Woof
11-26-2007, 11:10 PM
lutacrity


A lutacrity is a form of government where power effectively rests with a small elite segment of lute players.


mynapaedia

dobiwon
11-26-2007, 11:46 PM
Mynapaedia: The definitive reference book published by well-known ornithologist Turk Eyneck, containing 172 full-color plates of tropical birds.


portamingosity

Woof
11-27-2007, 05:45 PM
portamingosity

During the T'ang dynasty in China, it was fashionable for members of the nouveau riche to walk around wearing Ming vases suspended from their necks. Since these vases were portable, they were called portamings. Most people though, felt that the fashion was ostentatious and referred to it as a vulgar display of portamingosity.


squorb

dobiwon
11-27-2007, 05:49 PM
squorb: the proper medical term for squinting



torquot

Woof
11-27-2007, 05:55 PM
torquot

A medieval game, no longer in practice, that involved racing maggots.


carborner

dobiwon
11-27-2007, 06:04 PM
carborner: a pregnant automobile, or one that has recently given birth.


elbowscale

Woof
11-27-2007, 06:13 PM
elbowscale

Physiotherapists who treat various sports injuries, including tennis elbow, use the elbowscale to weigh the elbow as a means of determining healing progress. An elbow that is inflamed and full of pus is likely to weigh more than a healthy elbow, for example.


burgmantile

dobiwon
11-27-2007, 10:55 PM
burgmantile: an earthy brown ceramic-like floor covering, made by drying cooked, dried beef (or some other mammal) under infra-red lamps for at least nine hours; colloquially referred to as mickeydeetile.



volupendous

Woof
11-28-2007, 05:48 PM
volupendous

Volupendous is an exclamatory adjective to describe that which is both voluptuous and stupendous - usually a buxom female.


gnasp

dobiwon
11-28-2007, 06:01 PM
gnasp

the sound a gnome makes when he sees a gnu


astinglias

Woof
11-28-2007, 06:15 PM
astinglias

Plural or multiple cases of astinglia, a chronic condition affecting the central nervous system following an insect bite on the buttocks.


ahendronate

dobiwon
11-28-2007, 08:26 PM
ahendronate -- someone who is not a member of the hendronate, a secret society devoted to worship of female chickens.



idiomancy

Woof
11-28-2007, 11:42 PM
idiomancy

Idiomancy is a Satanic ritual that is purported to transform intelligent individuals into idiots, in preparation for their careers as government workers.



fintube

dobiwon
11-28-2007, 11:45 PM
fintube

The colloquial name for the submarine equivalent of the wind tunnel, more properly called the Current Swoosh.



Blepnominious

Woof
11-29-2007, 12:04 AM
Blepnominious

A blep* who has fallen into an ignominious or dishonorable state is blepnominious.

*an asexual slug


deflanterize

dobiwon
11-29-2007, 12:21 AM
Too often new startup French restaurants screw up their menus by serving sub-standard flan. The FFP (French Flan Police) conducts monthly raids to rid these restaurants of their failing flans. During these raids, they are said to deflanterize the establishments.


puplicate

Woof
11-29-2007, 01:50 AM
puplicate

verb. To give birth to a litter of identical pups.


rhorfmeal

dobiwon
11-29-2007, 07:48 PM
rhorfmeal: the original name for Soylent Green



lonqustifal

Woof
11-29-2007, 08:02 PM
lonqustifal

adjective. To describe the activity of the Norwegian locust, known as the lonqust. Between July and August, 1886, outside Oslo, a lonqustifal infestation nearly destroyed the entire reindeer crop*

* It remains a mystery why the Norwegians plant reindeer.


insnalable

dobiwon
11-29-2007, 08:35 PM
Insnalable (properly capitalized, because it's a brand name): Found only in exclusive health food stores in western Asia, Insnalable is a nutritional supplement able to supply 1000% of the daily allowance of the essential minerals Indium, Tin, and Aluminum. (Note: this statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, or prevent the occurence of any disease or undesirable human condition.)


evinorptal

shakeysix
11-29-2007, 09:08 PM
a norptal placement of the evinous. a grave placement indeed--s6

Woof
11-29-2007, 10:25 PM
...well thankfully, you left a couple of weird ones. I'll take:

evinous


In medical terms, the evinous cavity is located midway between the inner ear and the cerebral cortex, and is the organic mechanism responsible for tuning people out.


loacoom

shakeysix
11-29-2007, 10:41 PM
a sculpture of the late hellenic period executed by the near sighted sculptor loacos of locris. it is theorized to have been a portrayal of the daughters of tantalus and their orgiastic pleasures which, of course, doomed the house of tantalus. unfortunately loacos' handicap has rendered the piece even more hideously perverted than even he anticipated. the original work was vandalized beyond repair by ...(you had to have seen this one coming--) the vandals!--s6


terripted--(from the greek)

dobiwon
11-29-2007, 10:51 PM
terripted

(from the greek, meaning literally "ripped from the earth", it refers to the ritualistic ceremony of harvesting vegetables to fill the Horn of Plenty, symbol of Hades, the Greek god of the underworld.



gorkify

Woof
11-29-2007, 11:02 PM
gorkify

verb. To deify a gork*

*From Greek mythology, a gork was a dork-turned God.



saxpanter

dobiwon
11-29-2007, 11:08 PM
Before Adolph Sax added the reed to his famous invention, the saxaphone, it had a mouthpiece that resembled the musical instrument tissue-paper-and-comb. The musician had to hum into the prototype saxaphone, but in order to get the characteristic throaty sound, the player needed to pant rather than hum. Thus saxpanter is an early term for saxaphonist.



piccatostule

Woof
11-30-2007, 11:13 PM
piccatostule

On a musical score, piccatostule is a notation for string players, meaning literally from the Italian "to pick at the strings with austere bravado".


norghentral

Nymtoc
12-01-2007, 03:18 AM
norghentral

adj. Pertaining to the northern portion of the city of Ghent, which is located in east Flanders, Belgium. Since the word has both northern and eastern connotations, it is sometimes applied to other parts of the world as well: Maine is a norghentral state.

:Guitar:

declapestronic

Woof
12-01-2007, 09:14 PM
declapestronic

adj. To be declapestronic is to suffer from a form of post-traumatic syndrome, characterized by hysteria and histrionics after learning that one has contracted syphilis, or as it is commonly known, "the clap".



snordential

edgyllama
12-01-2007, 09:27 PM
snordential

The process by which, late in the afternoon, employees of Prudential Insurance, take naps.

Hovik

eodmatt
12-01-2007, 09:33 PM
From the root snordentia describing an effect where an elderly persons false teeth resonate in time with their snoring. The resultant noise is said to be snordential.

antiprocate

Stylo
12-01-2007, 10:17 PM
'Antiprocate' - to return last years christmas gifts to the original senders in different wrapping paper.


Phlegoblinal

shakeysix
12-01-2007, 10:37 PM
an adjective used to describe individuals who are so stolidly unaware of their environment that they ask the same question six times when the information is clearly posted on the blackboard; who possess ungodly amounts of phlegm and who have the same social skills as your common goblin. often used as a euphemism for high school sophomores--s6

wylddiwddlewey

Woof
12-03-2007, 01:48 AM
wylddiwddlewey


There are highway signs prominently displayed throughout Wales, with the words wylddiwddlewey, meaning mongoose crossing.



zaphnotic

edgyllama
12-03-2007, 06:16 AM
zaphnotic

The process by which a person exits hypnosis abruptly.

Koonoop