Define this weird word:

Silkiastar is the silk from the very rare silk worm, the iastar that lives next to volcanic vents deep in the ocean. There the silk molecules retain the warmth like wool, even when wet, but is eaten by other starving vent dwellers for lack of anything else to feed on, which is why no one ever finds any.

anosgianopus

Anosgianopus: a giant sub-species of the octopus family that is a non-believer

cordwainer

Snarlazy is said of him who is too lazy even to wain his own cord. (see above).

Barflunka

Barflunka is a that person at the bar who always drinks too much and falls off the bar stool.

Chetomin

a band of militia that uses Cheetos as weapons.

hiscot

Pharmaceuticopia: for all your drug-related needs has everything from aspirin to zinc in a large cone, perfect for travel with a handi-pour spout.

viniculanthopic

VINICULANTHOPIC: a compound, multilingual combination word that refers to a tome of all the cumulative, anthropological works in a particular region. Kind of like an encyclopedia of good will.


QUELID

The lid that goes atop a Q, also known as a derby.

Ikarias is a province on the planet of Caladan.

Gnilly are an especially mischievous variety of the Little People.

Parlakin

Parlakan is a rather archaic usage. i believe that the root is proto-Algonquin, used by the passamoquoddy tribe to designate the elder of two male shamans. parlaquoddame is of course the feminine gender.

tesutoo

tesutoo

Is ancient Tibeten pidgin for 'that suit, eewwww' meaning the person thus addressed looks like a dork and should buy some fashion sense.

Memnatkawat

another charming pidgin term--this one is , i hazard, from the Trobriand islands, just to the east of krakatoa.

although i bow to heron's superior command of pidgin, this i believe translates to do you remember that cat what pissed in your sunday boots?

nanunciot

Nanunciot- of the Nanunciot tribe of El Dorado.

masliand

Masliand is a menu item since discontinued at most major restaurants since it contains long pork.

long pork--spam on a hot dog bun.


armadillo kiting

Armadillo kiting is when in March, all the young buck armadillos make kites from yucca fibers and attempt to paraglide off the nearest cliff. This usually leads to splatted 'dillo all over the roadways, and an increase in insurance payouts.

koinapishaw

bedsnargler

A small lizard, Chlamydosaurus slumberatus, native to tropical regions of South America, Africa and Asia. The bedsnargler builds nests inside matresses and pillows and emerges at night to feed on fingers, toes and ears.



trigoconfabulation

i would like to define this word as obliquely as possible because of its raw pornographic implications. it is in fact a ceremonial coupling of more than one and less than eleven (the sacred olmec number--because of course their first king --olmo--had eleven toes ). the intention of the coupling was to nurture the fiercely libidinous nature of the newly sprouted wheat seedlings (trigo = wheat). a very good example of trigoconfabulation can be found carved into the walls of the ruined temple of monte verde. verification that one is over 21 must be provided. one has to wonder about nymtoc's familiarity with this disgusting custom.

stygiator

stygiator

Is the secret chronicler of the above fertilty rite who also supplied cocoa for stamina during the activities. S6 was so kind to fill us in on this, making me wonder how she knows so much?

Gerthomphalager

Gerthomphalager is a fierce Arabian carnivore which preys mainly on the Gerthom deer.

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