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iLion
11-12-2013, 09:57 PM
janufflies

Two-faced elves, who work for Santa, known to sing and smile and dance with all the other happy eves - but who secretly hate all little children.

puslipsys

alexaherself
11-12-2013, 10:51 PM
puslipsys: a pusillanimous form of ellipsis, in which some letters or words are sometimes omitted, but only when the writer feels like it, and without any particular logic or



gelatofrine

Kolta
11-13-2013, 01:10 PM
gelatofrine: ice cream served with a fried food of your choice.

Appromil

alexaherself
11-13-2013, 02:51 PM
Appromil: trade-name of a psychoactive pharmaceutical prescribed principally to literary agents and publishers' editors


quolik

Komnena
11-17-2013, 04:20 PM
Quolik- people devoted to playing the game of Quol.

plalik

iLion
11-19-2013, 09:45 PM
plalik: People devoted to playing the game of Pla.

Houscaphiliac

Sirius 1935
11-19-2013, 10:30 PM
plalik: People devoted to playing the game of Pla.

Houscaphiliac

A person, usually a man, who has severe doubts that the new roof job that he has just completed will last the winter.


Elcomaniac

iLion
11-20-2013, 12:18 AM
Elcomaniac

A person, usually a man, who has severe doubts that the love-making that he has just completed will last him a week.

Swazispitzenburger

shakeysix
11-20-2013, 12:34 AM
A type of sled dog bred by the Sami people of Finland. Not to be confused with the Quasi-Spitzenberger, considered an inferior breed by all but the Quasi- Finnar who breed them.

Doyuna Fiesta

alexaherself
11-20-2013, 04:20 AM
Doyuna Fiesta: a party without any guests.

falflimmenshanks

Kolta
11-20-2013, 09:31 PM
falflimmenshanks: A dish that consists of lamb portions drizzled with lemon and wrapped in waffles.

Kastipin

iLion
11-20-2013, 09:45 PM
Kastipin: A move common to frustrated bowlers who throw a bowling pin at the other team. (See kastiball.)

Squizat

alexaherself
11-20-2013, 10:22 PM
Squizat: an appeal to the third umpire (the underwater one, with the periscope) in a game of deck quoits.

antipilsedughnian

Sirius 1935
11-21-2013, 01:31 AM
antipilsedughnian

A person or a member of a group of people (making up approximately 26% of the population) who don't like taking pain killers when they have a headache. They would rather suffer in the belief that if the pain worsened the pain killers would then be more effective.

Ican'tthinkupanothewordnowasIhavetocollectthekidsf romschool. Adj.

alexaherself
11-21-2013, 02:38 AM
Ican'tthinkupanothewordnowasIhavetocollectthekidsf romschool. Adj. Of or pertaining to the state of not being able to think up another word now, as one has to collect the kids from school.

schimmage

Sirius 1935
11-21-2013, 02:50 AM
schimmage

The reflection seen by a Thai Ladyboy when he/she looks in the mirror.

Maesalongicus

alexaherself
11-21-2013, 04:04 AM
Maesalongicus: a coin from the 1st Century BC, of the type dug up in the area of the Roman province of Syria, believed originally to have been elliptical in shape

scurrijeppe

Sirius 1935
11-21-2013, 10:18 AM
scurrijeppe

A small 4 wheel drive vehicle with no roof. Useful for going shopping if you live in the countryside and need to drive off road but useless if its raining.

Naiphebrolism or sometimes spelt Nighphebrolism by those who don't know the correct spelling.

alexaherself
11-21-2013, 04:22 PM
Naiphebrolism (sometimes Nighphebrolism, prob. corr.): mistakenly finding fault with others' logic according to inaccurate information heard about it.

pluquedulescence

iLion
11-21-2013, 09:33 PM
pluquedulescence

The act of passing gas loudly, then acting like it was the person next to you.

Treesum

Sirius 1935
11-21-2013, 09:56 PM
Treesum
A ménage ŕ trois with two beech trees, planted side by side and an oak tree in the middle.
Actually an extremely rare occurrence, more of a fantasy in the realm of the oak.

A drowon

iLion
11-21-2013, 10:05 PM
Drowon (adj.): One who cannot think up a particular word at a particular time.

nodrah

Xelebes
11-21-2013, 10:10 PM
Nodrah, n. a vase purported to be from Israel but isn't.

Precespucularity

iLion
11-21-2013, 10:18 PM
Precespucularity

The state of total uncertainty as the optometrist asks, "A...?... or B? A...?... or B?"

cacadwa

Sirius 1935
11-21-2013, 10:21 PM
Precespucularity
The ability to be able to determine the origin of vases.

Habakkukian

Sirius 1935
11-21-2013, 10:25 PM
cacadwa
A post that is made between the time it takes to write a reply and posting it.
Habakkukian

iLion
11-22-2013, 02:03 AM
Habakkukian

A person from the Isle of Habakkuk where it is illegal to not have a large smoldering hooka, and a pet zebra wearing a paper hat, in one's possession at all times and in all places.

Razmaquad

alexaherself
11-22-2013, 04:11 PM
razmaquad: (in parts of the Caribbean in the 19th Century) a parking-space for horse-drawn carriages.

illischion

Komnena
11-26-2013, 04:01 PM
illischion incurable letch

hiewoseed

sciencewarrior
11-26-2013, 04:56 PM
hiewoseed - a pungent spice produced from the ground seeds of the hiewo, a citrus original from Burma.

corsilization

Kolta
11-26-2013, 05:22 PM
corsilization: a process that takes place when one remains still and boring for lengthy periods of time, resulting in layers of flaky and powdery skin and much drooling.

Restolik

alexaherself
11-26-2013, 05:32 PM
Restolik: anagram used in Norwegian cryptic crossword clues (to which the solution is normally something like "Skier Lot", "Elk Riots" or other topically/locationally relevant uses of these letters, according to the context).

tetracoffangie

Sirius 1935
11-30-2013, 07:50 AM
tetracoffangie

A person who provides environmental services, water/wastewater management, infrastructure services, security design, and outsourced technical services with the intention of stopping people from coughing or eating popcorn during movies.

A pitot tube No cheating, you mustn't look it up in the dictionary. I want an original definition.

alexaherself
11-30-2013, 02:39 PM
pitot tube: dual-purpose murder weapon made of lead piping sufficiently strong for a blow on the head to be fatal while sufficiently long and flexible to be used to drain the blood away neatly so that it doesn't run down between the floorboards and alert the inhabitants of the apartment underneath.

xelb

Sirius 1935
12-01-2013, 12:39 AM
xelb verb.
To xelb is to kill someone by bashing them over the head with a pitot tube.
e.g, The deceased had been xelbed
or used as a threat: " If you do that once more I'll xelb you!"

Tripigmyfied

Kolta
12-01-2013, 01:10 AM
Tripigmyfied: To have been robbed of all the credit and glory that could have come with one's significant contributions to a mathematical breakthrough.

Korpactorid

alexaherself
12-01-2013, 02:24 AM
Korpactorid: screen for logging in to the multi-user game Korpactor.

angiohectation

iLion
12-02-2013, 10:16 PM
angiohectation: That shock you feel in the heart upon learning your darling child just flushed all your credit cards, driver's license, and several articles of clothing.

ledzduid

alexaherself
12-03-2013, 01:09 AM
ledzduid: exhortation for action (typically by someone with chronic rhinitis)

crinchburn

Komnena
12-10-2013, 06:10 PM
crinchburn act of burning Christmas trees.

jeith

sciencewarrior
12-10-2013, 06:26 PM
jeith - title given to the first man to disembark in a Viking incursion, also known as "arrow cushion" by English longbowmen.

flatilizer

alexaherself
12-10-2013, 08:12 PM
flatilizer: any of a group of pharmaceuticals marketed as a relief for acidic esophageal reflux, but typically with the side-effect (in women) of making our heels appear lower.


vojhi

iLion
12-10-2013, 09:24 PM
vojhi - An essentially meaningless and mild exclamation similar to "Oh, gee".

Ex., "Vojhi! Look how I drove the car right through the garage wall and into the kitchen killing your mother!" or "Vojhi... I seem to have lost the kids somewhere in the woods last Wednesday." etc.

sabasac

alexaherself
12-11-2013, 03:58 AM
sabasac: reflection of "Casabas", occasionally used in cryptic crosswords just for that reason ...

proscantulous

iLion
12-11-2013, 10:19 PM
proscantulous: A term applied to those seasoned airport passengers who really prefer to go through TSA scans only after removing all clothing, not just shoes, coat, belt, jewelry, hats, cells, money, laptops, scarves, wigs, and glasses.

Ahsosle

Kolta
12-11-2013, 10:48 PM
Ahsosle: An assassin charged with eliminating missionaries.

Laprezial

Maxx B
12-11-2013, 10:50 PM
Ahsosle: The little twist of skin that joins two sausages

Spattaline

alexaherself
12-11-2013, 11:05 PM
Laprezial: of or pertaining to oriental jade carvings in the shape of animals


Spattaline: an epexegetical utterance typical of those with excitable personalities and physically/organically caused speech impediments


wraghyl

iLion
12-12-2013, 09:34 PM
wraghyl: Common body gyrations and wiggling movements used to get on those extra tight jeans.

Lopuvessy

alexaherself
12-12-2013, 11:05 PM
Lopuvessy: leonine anagrammatical representation of enamoured feelings for a character from The Sopranos


schrontenheimenberger

Maxx B
12-13-2013, 05:05 AM
schrontenheimenberger: Old Germanic surname, meaning secret wooden hill. It is also used to refer to the heavy footed stomp experienced when you climb a staircase and take one more step than there is stairs.

Gultip

alexaherself
12-13-2013, 03:40 PM
gultip: quick, quiet word of advice discreetly offered by a senior Cardassian, to be ignored at one's peril.

melck

sciencewarrior
12-13-2013, 04:16 PM
melck - sticky substance resulting from the thorough decomposition of fast food, frequently found in bachelors' kitchens.

cornelization

iLion
12-13-2013, 09:14 PM
cornelization: Extreme brain tissue crystalization, generally caused by over consumption of high fructose corn syrup, and evidenced by symptomatic memory loss concerning the last placement of one's keys. Also see kaiserkunitis.

tanda

alexaherself
12-13-2013, 09:15 PM
tanda: (in ophthalmological surgery) the name given to an artificial lens

whulking

Xelebes
12-13-2013, 09:18 PM
tanda, originally TANDA, a programming code that diverged from COBOL where the focus was not getting business folk using computers, but getting pandas to use computers.

Vlijdermaar

Maxx B
12-13-2013, 09:19 PM
whulking: Technical term for the dross that is cut from your first draft.

Vlijdermaar: South African botanist who failed to discover anything noteworthy.

Pergulation

iLion
12-13-2013, 10:04 PM
Pergulation: Intense nervous perspiration which can occur even while taking a shower. A phenomenon first discovered and described in scientific journals by Dr. Percy R., a butterfly collector and prisoner at the Alabama State Pen.

egassemterces

Maxx B
12-13-2013, 10:34 PM
egassemterces: The term for the cumulative process that forms keyboard crud.

Rultkiss

alexaherself
12-14-2013, 03:08 PM
Rultkiss: (In Norway) a euphemism for a dirty weekend in the Rult region or (by extension) any discreet fjord hotel.

cromnamification

Maxx B
12-14-2013, 03:44 PM
cromnamification: To enhance or glorify war stories from the Vietnamese war.

fugstienexdinilhist

alexaherself
12-15-2013, 03:52 PM
fugstienexdinilhist: parapraxis characterised by arousal on contact with silk (and anagram of "fetishised tux lining").


grulb

Kolta
12-22-2013, 08:26 PM
grulb: a plant bulb that's been nibbled on by garden critters.

ecclesent

alexaherself
12-23-2013, 03:14 AM
ecclesent: dispatched from a town in Lancashire, UK

areoplinticine

sciencewarrior
12-23-2013, 05:56 PM
areoplinticine - referring to the terraforming and settling of planet Mars

megierre

Maxx B
12-23-2013, 06:01 PM
megierre - Of high class hotels. I doorman for the rear entrance.

sufredulhertz

sciencewarrior
12-23-2013, 06:23 PM
sufredulhertz - the practice of saying, "Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy."

fargoles

alexaherself
12-23-2013, 08:21 PM
fargoles: a golfer's safer log of glares, real fogs & golf eras (anag.)


noellerappe

Kolta
12-23-2013, 09:07 PM
noellerappe: Decorations made with leftover wrapping paper.

lenitkamine

alexaherself
12-24-2013, 10:24 PM
lenitkamine: memory-boosting drug (allegedly), distilled from derivatives of fabric-softening chemicals, or something like that, anyway (can't quite remember).


anticroquiescent

Maxx B
12-25-2013, 04:31 AM
anticroquiescent: The inability to write a post without wishing the readers of the post a Merry Christmas.

Samtsirhcyrrem

alexaherself
12-31-2013, 12:36 AM
Samtsirhcyrrem: any last-minute, multi-purpose Christmas gift kept in stock for the people for whom you forgot to buy something, in case they unexpectedly show up with something (said by some sources originally to have been a mixture of myrrh, frankincense and whatever that other stuff was).


indriputionalism

Maxx B
01-02-2014, 09:35 PM
indriputionalism: The belief propagated by soap manufacturers, that no matter how much of a competitors washing powder or bleach is used, the garment being washed will never return to pure white without using their own product.

rhemnohydropsisitis.

alexaherself
01-02-2014, 09:56 PM
rhemnohydropsisitis: prenatal detection of congenital foramen ovale obstruction (ped. cardiol.)

vonge

Kolta
01-03-2014, 02:13 AM
vonge:hybrid species of a venus fly trap crossed with oranges.

heletise

alexaherself
01-03-2014, 04:02 AM
heletise: a form of ankle strap on some kinds of European stiletto sandals (claimed by some to be a misunderstanding, having actually originated as a shoe-catalog typographical substitution error from the words "heel ties").


agek

Maxx B
01-05-2014, 05:16 AM
agek: The name for the artisans who, prior to the industrial revolution, bound the ends of shoe laces with aglets to prevent them fraying. Historically aglets were made with porcine ligament, that was chewed to make it pliant.

Plimpcious

Ona Mission
01-05-2014, 06:29 AM
Plimpcious:

1. A morbidly obese ex-rapper from a by-gone era (but typically the '80's or '90's) who still gets gross amounts of female attention, but now earns a living now by being a pimp.

2. The act of falling down a steep flight of stairs while covered in blackberry jam.

Moseburneerinese

alexaherself
01-05-2014, 05:48 PM
Moseburneerinese: (from the "Moseburneerinese Society") a group of writers unable to produce nouns at all, without any alcoholic intake. The term is claimed by some originally to have been used as a classification of their specific linguistic disorder just because it's an anagram of "nouns seem beerier".


Slomnecculism

iLion
01-06-2014, 10:41 PM
Slomnecculism - A descriptive word meant to replace the meaning of a long and tedious explanation for which there is no other known word. For ex., ibetustohl is a "slomnecculism" which refers to those times when you awaken on a Monday morning after an exceptionally exhausting, yet thrilling and satisfying weekend of endless sexual exercizes and gymnastics with a loved one and you were dreaming of getting into that leftover pizza you know was in the fridge when you finally fell asleep, but you vaguely remember your partner got up and disappeared in the night for perhaps an hour and you are certain now that she ate the entire pizza you so desperately wanted.

Itzmtushit is another "slomnecculism" which refers to your once best friend returning your car with an empty gas tank after you loaned it to him for an "emergency".

nurbs

alexaherself
01-06-2014, 10:52 PM
nurbs: (colloq/idiom) a hard-to-define sense of minor irritation without anything specific about it ... as in such expressions as "Man, he's totally, like, givin' me the nurbs, y'know?". (Also sometimes heard in the 'hood: "Like, I'm totally nurbed out".)


flomflumflippity

Kolta
01-06-2014, 11:23 PM
flomflumflippity: The original Rumpelstiltskin. Like many earlier creations, Flomflumflippity was darker, crueler and more horrifying than the baddies of today's tot tales and was not well received by later generations of children necessitating a more toned-down version of the character to an angry little fellow who liked to stamped his feet a lot. Albeit still a would-be baby-stealer.

Tiltesomil

alexaherself
01-07-2014, 01:46 AM
Tiltesomil: (TM) prescription-only pharmaceutical taken by acute dizziness sufferers to ease the re-assumption of a vertical posture after falling over.


quencogenic

Maxx B
01-16-2014, 02:50 AM
quencogenic - A person who is genetically predisposed to be unable to start eating a meal until a suitable TV programme has been found.

Pantannical

Jett.
01-16-2014, 03:35 AM
Pantannical:
1. adj - as of the global exposure to ultraviolet rays, inclusive that of the areas where the sun proverbially doesn't shine.
2. n - intergalactic star tan convention.

Garmoxed

sciencewarrior
01-16-2014, 04:30 PM
Garmoxed - so favorably impressed by a certain individual, that one considers changing one's sexual orientation.

Minjay

alexaherself
01-16-2014, 10:28 PM
Minjay: a particularly unattractive person very surprisingly employed to announce and change the records in a discotheque.


vultruke

Kolta
01-21-2014, 08:46 PM
vultruke: A truce agreed to only in order to gain the enemy's trust before a surprise attack

Ploreptized

alexaherself
01-22-2014, 05:16 PM
Ploreptized: (of book/story manuscripts) having already been through the type of editorial process characterized by adding a sub-plot featuring an alligator, to extend the length and/or heighten interest in an otherwise too-short, bald and unconvincing narrative.


taysh

Komnena
02-04-2014, 07:15 AM
Taysh tribe of steppe riders. Also their horses.

eoifek

iLion
02-04-2014, 11:23 PM
eoifek: A Jewish exclamation similar to the English "ahem", used to get someone's attention.

Quaskadalian

Komnena
02-07-2014, 07:19 AM
citizen of Quaskadal

jeuwgsew

alexaherself
02-09-2014, 09:27 PM
jeuwgsew (arachaic) Anglo-Saxon, Norse or Celtic cross-stich.



fluquifaction

Night_Writer
02-23-2014, 01:29 PM
The amount of liquid snot that flows out of your nose when you have the flu.


Jujululu

alexaherself
02-25-2014, 10:29 PM
Jujululu: a West African print-on-demand sales service for self-publishers.


hemitonderous

Komnena
03-13-2014, 04:55 PM
hemitonderous
science of studying elephant blood.
miskrell

alexaherself
03-26-2014, 03:07 AM
miskrell: an odoriferous wind


wrulpimette

Maxx B
03-26-2014, 06:12 AM
wrulpimette: A small tube like glass device for measuring small volumes of wrul.

Jemby

Komnena
03-29-2014, 04:41 PM
Jemby
sport of goat chasing.
neiase

Maxx B
04-09-2014, 06:30 AM
Neiase - To cooperate on a matter that is of no benefit to either party.

Lobationism

iLion
04-09-2014, 08:54 PM
Lobationism: The really freaky belief that the best beer is Canadian.

frozticular

Maxx B
04-10-2014, 04:23 AM
frozticular - A grown up version of a winter dare game. Players do not use their tongue on the frozen metal pole.

Agnesticon

Komnena
04-15-2014, 07:08 PM
Convention for fans of the Tv show Agnesti, in which protagonist Agnesti struggles to solve the problem of hungry dryers eating socks.
jiendeoag

Maxx B
04-16-2014, 02:53 AM
Jiendeoag- An ancient Chinese proverb writer who was unlucky to have been published the same week as Confucius. His works were the first in recorded history to have been remaindered. It is thought that several thousand copies make up the foundations of the Northern Wei Dynasty Wall just outside Xuanfu.

Shadallfang

Night_Writer
04-16-2014, 04:32 AM
Shadallfang - Aluminum siding made especially for the homes of vampires.

Antipaticopasto

sciencewarrior
04-16-2014, 04:28 PM
Antipaticopasto an antipasto served to appease a disagreeable person.

Bründel

alexaherself
04-16-2014, 07:26 PM
Bründel: a little-known Swiss pop-group


monakidery

sciencewarrior
04-16-2014, 08:04 PM
monakidery - the old practice of interning unmarried, pregnant women in convents until they gave birth.

Goba-Goba

shakeysix
04-16-2014, 09:28 PM
In the land of Edispu Nwod "Gob-a Gob-a!" Is what a guide yells when to warn a column of hikers that they are approaching a bog.

Edispu Nwod Land

iLion
04-17-2014, 12:26 AM
Edispu Nwod Land: The place you eventually come to if you dig a hole to the other side.

phq

Maxx B
04-17-2014, 12:59 PM
P.H.Q. - Acronym for PolyHydroxilQuinazoline. P.H.Q. is a chemical produced in the nasal membranes of the nose. It forms long, naturally lubricated, polymer chains. It is odourless and has a yellow - green colour. It has been observed that is produced in huge volumes by babies. Scientists have yet to determine it's actual function, but anecdotal evidence suggests it is a form of adhesive used to stick food, clothing and small animals to infants.

Phlogisticlate

iLion
04-17-2014, 08:03 PM
Phlogisticlate
This word concerns doing something not normally discussed in 'polite' company. It's a Swedish thing and involves a live chicken, 4 rubber bands and a hand full of M & Ms.

Collistigationary

Maxx B
04-17-2014, 09:14 PM
Collistigationary- To train border collie sheep dogs to herd sheep without the dog having to move.

Blitheringtonation

onestepp
04-18-2014, 07:13 AM
Blitheringtonation - The place between the Phantom Tool Booth and James's giant peach palace.

Argothempoptater -

SkyeScribble
04-19-2014, 12:38 AM
Argothempoptater - A hallucinogenic pastry made from artificially flavored potatoes.

Neuronomican -

Komnena
04-21-2014, 07:06 AM
Neuronomican
how zombie brains are wired

keiwein

Night_Writer
04-21-2014, 07:11 AM
keiwein - a monetary system in which hot dogs are used as currency

nunabrak

iLion
04-21-2014, 08:21 PM
nunabrak (n); A weapon commonly used by nuns in private boarding schools everywhere. It looks a lot like a ruler, but is actually a knuckle smasher. Available at Walmart for $1.98

camelizer

sciencewarrior
04-23-2014, 06:04 PM
camelizer AComputerProgramThatRemovesSpacesAndCapitalizesThe FirstLetterOfEachWord

jingability

iLion
04-23-2014, 08:31 PM
jingability: A rare but desireable quality sought after in hiring Santa's elves.


Fubarian

Komnena
05-09-2014, 06:46 AM
Fubarian person who keeps track of badly screwed up things.
fwoeneth

Albedo of Zero
06-11-2014, 05:13 AM
fwoeneth ~ a badly screwed up thing.




mowecarne

Komnena
06-15-2014, 06:44 AM
Mowecarne -what happens when a toddler pours chili into a lawnmower's gas tank. It is not pretty.
hiekwiey

C.bronco
06-15-2014, 07:02 AM
Mowecarne -what happens when a toddler pours chili into a lawnmower's gas tank. It is not pretty.
hiekwiey

hiekwiey: what outdoorsey people do on their first date.


oubliette.

Moont
06-17-2014, 08:01 AM
Oubliette: Punishment room where forgetful people store forgotten or soon-to-be-forgotten items. In olden times only prisoner enemies were stored in such cells and thus forever forgotten. Antonym: Rememberette?

Classjector

Komnena
06-29-2014, 11:09 PM
classjector- device for ejecting troublesome classes into limbo until they can behave.

orrhrie

slcboston
08-21-2014, 07:59 AM
Orrhie

A place to store your scrying stones.




wipthflammer

iLion
08-21-2014, 10:13 PM
wipthflammer: One who over reacts to online flammers by totally nuking them into oblivion.

Basturmation

Night_Writer
09-01-2014, 05:14 AM
Getting erotic pleasure from basting the Thanksgiving turkey while its roasting.


ghastarded

Komnena
09-05-2014, 07:16 AM
Ghastarded having been subjected to ghastar, the torture of being made to listen to Rock the Casbah for three days.
Nikarl

threedogpeople
09-07-2014, 08:05 PM
Nikari - the scientific name for tobacco. Nikari tobacconatia.

Protestification

Komnena
10-01-2014, 04:54 PM
protestification science of studying how people protest
jeosjei

Night_Writer
02-17-2015, 01:30 AM
jeosjei - a chemical transformation that happens to Jello when you leave it out in sub-zero temperatures (such as like what you get in the Northeast USA in February)

gluttable

Komnena
02-20-2015, 09:49 AM
Gluttable anything there is a glut of.

niewzk

StephanieFox
02-22-2015, 10:30 PM
Niewzk; a kind of Polish cream sauce often served with chlodnik.

Skanawan

NathanBrazil
03-15-2015, 07:12 AM
Skanawan; a skin flap that is located midway between the shoulder blades and can be used to store loose change.


amphisbaena

Night_Writer
03-15-2015, 04:02 PM
amphisbaena - the technical term for the sound of a frog passing wind

skirjunquet

Komnena
03-21-2015, 08:46 AM
skirjunquet
group of skirjuns, the only flightless bird in Grand Fenwick.
jheifl

Blinkk
03-22-2015, 05:17 AM
Jheifl - a harmless active volcano that spews peanut shells instead of lava. Located on the southern tip of Iceland.

Turessobia

C.bronco
03-22-2015, 06:16 AM
It refers to those who remain sober on turrets. This was a key factor to success in the middle ages.

Ephemeral.

Komnena
03-30-2015, 08:58 AM
Ephemeral-fleeting, short lived

foeudqicb

Night_Writer
05-30-2017, 02:16 PM
foeudqicb - a feud between two people who don't speak English

gubadidious

NathanBrazil
05-30-2017, 05:56 PM
gubadidious - that feeling you get after someone accidentally plants their shoe on your face or some other body part, and the gum, that was on the sole of the shoe, peels off and adheres to your skin.

salumnulence

Mary Mitchell
05-31-2017, 06:21 AM
salumnulence - extreme flatulence resulting in gas being expelled through the navel


porthmography

Matera the Mad
05-31-2017, 07:37 AM
porthmography: The art of illustrating obscene acts performed by perthonth who lithp.

Gorbagulous

Mary Mitchell
06-02-2017, 06:17 AM
Gorbagulous Having a "fatty apron" that overhangs and conceals one's privates.

Flocracious

shakeysix
06-02-2017, 07:38 AM
An infestation of, or a place infested with carnivorous plant life such as the pitcher plant (family nepenthaceae) or the infamous venus flytrap (Dionaea muscipula)


nepenthiscula botannicus

Mary Mitchell
06-03-2017, 05:37 AM
nepenthiscula botannicus the alleged soul of a plant, the departure of which is evidenced by sudden and irrevocable wilting. (I myself have borne witness to this event frequently enough that my husband, unable to tolerate such recurrent tragedy, has forbidden any more plants being brought into our house.)

ramsicola

Jason
06-05-2017, 08:33 AM
Ramsicola - the carbonated beverage of choice for rams

qberticus

Matera the Mad
06-07-2017, 06:53 AM
Qberticus: A comic-strip lampooning bureaucracy, inefficiency and office politics in the Roman Empire.

Flumpicity

Mary Mitchell
06-07-2017, 08:06 AM
Flumpicity: slow sagging, as in whipped cream left at room temperature

brumilloquist

Matera the Mad
06-08-2017, 06:00 AM
Brumiloquist: One who can make his/her body sounds seem to come from another location; e.g. farting teapots and sofas with grumbling tummies.

Mobiscous

Mary Mitchell
06-09-2017, 06:38 AM
Mobiscous mo-bih-skoo in poor taste, as relates to fashion choices. eg. Wearing severed hooves for shoes with your vinyl wedding gown is tres mobiscous, dahling.

smorglethorp

Matera the Mad
06-10-2017, 07:23 AM
Smorglethorp: A small village in the East Riding of Yorkshire, very near the coast, known mostly as the only place still producing smorlgle; salt fish aged several years in a cask that are considered a great delicacy by its inhabitants.

Uryarkis

Mary Mitchell
06-11-2017, 12:11 AM
Uryarkis: A form of Siberian lichen, valuable for its protein content when cooked, but which, when eaten raw, produces a psychotropic effect. When consumed by the Siberian musk deer, it renders the animal docile and easily caught by those seeking to sell the musk to perfumers. However, the musk so obtained is contaminated and smells like stale marijuana.

carfinostene

Matera the Mad
06-12-2017, 06:07 AM
Carfinostene: A toxic contaminant found in some imported tanning sprays. It turns the skin an orangish color, and is suspected of causing brain damage. Still under investigation....

lorthopathy

Mary Mitchell
06-13-2017, 07:01 AM
lorthopathy: a degenerative disease of the occipital lobe of the brain, initial symptoms of which include the inability to perceive straight lines, such as door frames, coffee table edges and telephone poles. Early stage sufferers are often written off as "accident prone".

squillimunk

borogove
06-14-2017, 06:24 AM
Squillimunk: Short-lived cross between a squirrel and a chipmunk. Although adept at stealing people's hearts, thanks to its silky coat and luxurious mustache, the squillimunk was even more skilled at gnawing through anything made of wood. Doors, fences, peg legs, you name it—the squillimunk would feast on it. When squillimunks began to nibble on Mr. Nigel Shrimply's treasured backyard gazebo, the frustrated retiree took it upon himself to rid the world of the mustachioed rodent. Three weeks after the first hole appeared in Mr. Shrimply's gazebo, the squillimunk was declared extinct. Four weeks later, exterminators diagnosed the gazebo with persistent termites.

macgilliruddy

Matera the Mad
06-21-2017, 06:04 AM
Macgilliruddy: A concoction sometimes mistaken for mulligan stew. It is quite different, as it contains goat testicles and pig's blood besides most of the usual basic stew ingredients. Said to have first been made by an (Irish) army cook in the 14th century, macgilliruddy is seldom eaten today except by a few professional wrestlers. According to some, the original recipe is actually much older, having been brought to Ireland by the Vikings.

Collimaxitory

shakeysix
06-21-2017, 06:16 AM
A fast, efficient, but ultimately very harsh, over- the- counter laxative.

Frontilliac

Komnena
06-21-2017, 08:52 AM
Frontilliac Grand Fenwick's attempt to reverse engineer a Cadillac.

Geiswusqua

Xelebes
07-08-2017, 01:56 AM
Geiswusqua: A water raccoon spirit who raids fishing boats.


Quartersesquicentennarianism

shakeysix
07-08-2017, 08:01 PM
Applies to one fourth of the sesquicentennarians--worldwide.

sesquicentennarian

Komnena
07-25-2017, 08:23 AM
Sesquicentennarian- a centennarian who plays the game of sesqui, in which you have a fantasy stable of racehorses.

Brusirath

shakeysix
07-25-2017, 02:24 PM
Grand sire to Bucephalus.


Incitatus Consular

Komnena
07-28-2017, 08:16 AM
incitatus consular-the act of making your favorite horse a consul
jeowikar

NathanBrazil
10-15-2017, 07:46 PM
jeowikar - a small sect of dyslexic Wiccans who worship Joe and peddle wicker baskets in dark alleys.

pelliclastomy

shakeysix
10-15-2017, 08:45 PM
Pelliclastomy--one of perhaps fifteen surgical options for those unfortunate souls who suffer from Pelliclast's Complaint. --s6


Diomorf

NathanBrazil
10-17-2017, 08:08 AM
Diomorf- Is the process where god morphs himself into either a burning bush or a singing cactus.

Stranjostasis

Matera the Mad
10-17-2017, 08:32 AM
Stranjostasis: A (thankfully!) rare condition in which a catatonic state is induced by alien beings playing banjos.

Porcictarian

NathanBrazil
10-17-2017, 09:06 PM
:roll: I imagine the aliens would have a difficult time playing a banjo with only three fingers on each hand.

Porcictarian - A rider of a mammoth porcupine. There was an ancient contest, where two riders would attempt to unseat each by hurling quills; often considered a precursor to jousting. The dequilling (necessary for the placement of a proper saddle) was often fatal, which is why this tradition was short lived.

schleffmackulum

Marissa D
10-17-2017, 09:43 PM
schleffmackulum: An alternate name for the uvula, coined by Herr Doktor Schleffmach (the "k" in the word as posted is an anglicized form) of the Deutches-Name-Akademie, an early twentieth century foundation bankrolled by Kaiser Wilhelm II which had the mission of coming up with good German nomenclature for all the bits of nature that had effete, non-Germanic names.

(OMG how did I not run across this thread eons ago???)


escaterinial

StephanieFox
10-18-2017, 03:54 AM
Escaterinial

A person who uses an escalator to move from a higher floor to a lower floor in a building or on a deserted country road.

gleyheadest

NathanBrazil
10-19-2017, 04:06 AM
gleyheadest - (Obsolete) - Describes a person who is simultaneously drunk and stubborn. It gets its roots from an old drinking game, where vikings would don their helmets, down a pint of ale, then slam their heads into the nearest wall (I may be taking some liberties with the translation there). The last man standing would win, and of course celebrate by drinking another pint of ale.


trialbrigano

Marissa D
10-20-2017, 12:21 AM
trialbrigano: an infrequently-seen dance performed in the Italian Alps by reformed bandits every ninth year on the feast day of their patron saint, whose name is a secret known only to them. The traditional music for the dance is in 4/4 time, but the dancers get one beat off for good behavior so 3/4 is more commonly heard.

pandohymethelia

NathanBrazil
10-20-2017, 07:16 PM
pandohymethelia- That day that humans are frozen in place for a full day (There are actually 366 days in a year ... or 367), while pandas take over the planet, and dress and act like humans. Is considered the major contributing factor to lost socks.

mandofunclbun

Tazlima
10-20-2017, 08:24 PM
mandofunclbun - When serving food, the act of surreptitiously retaining the best-looking portion for yourself.

inclimicon

slcboston
10-20-2017, 09:07 PM
inclimicon - conventions held in the wrong places at the wrong time of year, that you have to go to anyway




margleflag

Marissa D
10-22-2017, 05:08 AM
margleflag - The signal flown from the highest point on a naval vessel when in harbor, indicating that the commanding officer is suffering from gastric distress.


jastecusate

shakeysix
10-22-2017, 06:09 AM
Are you referring to the abstract, if archaic, Illyrian noun, pronounced "Jyay- schtick--Koo--SASTAY" (always remember that Illyrian nouns are conjugated terminally and labially) ? Or do you mean the verb to jastecusate (Old Norse--pronounced "Yass--TAY-- coo--zhtaight" and used in the pluperfect (remember, the pluperfect in Old Norse is always identified by the suffix zhtaight); ie--and in partial translation: "I had recently jastecusated but the barmaid paid me no never mind" ? Please be more Passiphic.


Passiphic

NathanBrazil
10-22-2017, 08:59 AM
Passiphic – I had no luck tracking that word through the usual avenues. Fortunately, I located a hand written dictionary passed down to me by my great-grandmother on my mother’s side. The word spelled ‘passific’ is used to describe anything that aids in the birthing of a calf, during an especially difficult pregnancy.

ganuflastine

Marissa D
10-26-2017, 08:24 PM
ganuflastine - A type of glass vessel used in alchemical laboratories in 18th century northeastern Italy (and perhaps as far south and east as the Dalmatian coast) for experimentation in extracting a factor from the blood of mouflon that was thought to confer extreme surefootedness on those who consumed it.

strydulophagophony

NathanBrazil
10-26-2017, 10:01 PM
strydulophagophony - An instrument designed as a suit with miniature pipes threaded throughout. The instrument is designed to play a music piece at the stride of the ‘player’, so working much like a player piano – the actual piece is programmed into the instrument, no keys are pressed. The player must keep pace with the tune to play it properly. A forty year old man, who suffered a massive heart attack whilst playing flight of the bumblebee, is suing the designer – which is why the suit is now in storage.

thrastotineal

Komnena
11-04-2017, 03:43 PM
thrastotineal of or pertaining to the thrastotin, those mischievous little creatures that shred toilet paper and then blame the poor innocent cat.

neiwmexar

Cobalt Jade
11-04-2017, 10:10 PM
Neiwmexar: A behind-the-scenes helper in traditional Chinese stage productions, whose job it is to make sure the flying wires that cause the performers to leap and fight in mid-air do not get tangled together.

Simuroodle

NathanBrazil
11-15-2017, 06:21 AM
Simuroodle: An exercise where an actor must simulate a noodle frying in a pan. It's in a list of such exercises. The easiest is the dejected tomato. The most difficult, rarely achieved, is the IBM Wheelwriter.


forlormalse

Marissa D
11-27-2017, 07:16 AM
forlormalse: A poetical form of the Alsatian dialect, used in the first half of the seventeenth century for the composition of dirges, verses commemorating long-dead heroes and virtuous women, and sonnets about unrequited love. It fell from use after the last poet who utilized it died of consumption in a garret in Strasbourg.


quintorrendiality

NathanBrazil
11-28-2017, 06:08 AM
Quintorrendiality: a word coined by Tarantino to describe his merging of two clashing realities. A dark world filled with assassins and monsters, and the mundane world where two hitmen can discuss the intricacies of fast food in France.

chankoshantix

Marissa D
12-05-2017, 11:24 PM
chankoshantix: A jocular (and intentionally disrespectful) alternate spelling of Tschankotschiantics, a health regime and philosophy that enjoyed a brief but intense vogue in 1920s resort towns in the south of France (especially in the Frejus-to-Cannes area), established by a reputed member of a cadet branch of the deposed Russian imperial family, Princess Tschankotschanskaya. Artichokes and wild jasmine honey, applied both internally and externally, figured prominently in Tschankotschiantics.


pallaxomane

Cobalt Jade
12-06-2017, 02:13 AM
Pallaxomane: The noble steed of Gandalf the Grey's lesser-known wizard compatriot, Bridegul the Beige, from some recently discovered notes of J.R.R. Tolkien's found in an old Velveeta box. With the Velveeta still inside.

Aethygarn

NathanBrazil
12-09-2017, 02:07 AM
Aethygarn – An organ, that was present in Neandertals, located somewhere between the liver and the gall bladder, which prevented you from sneezing and farting at the same time. Now it just makes your head explode.

Chipzutwain

Marissa D
12-09-2017, 03:01 AM
Chipzutwain: One of the earliest examples of commuter transport, it was a wagon that made the rounds between three villages on an island in the Hebrides in the 1450s. But since there was no particular reason why anyone would have wanted to go from one of these villages to another as they were all more or less the same, the idea of commuting didn't catch on for several more centuries.

Wandolpharp

NathanBrazil
12-13-2017, 08:15 AM
Wanolpharp - Did you know that walruses at one time possessed prehensile flippers? Preposterous, right? Well I’ve found photographic evidence that said flippers exist and I’m 25% certain that these photographs weren’t doctored in any way. Walruses were at one time able to grasp and play stringed instruments. So this myth about mermaids singing to sailors is simply false. These sailors, half stared and delirious, were seeing a walrus playing a wanolp-harp.

zhithinaxilate

Marissa D
12-27-2017, 08:48 PM
zhithinaxilate: An organic compound and essential nutrient in the diet of the large, flightless dodo of Madagascar (Raphus cucullatus), which dodos received from consumption of the Sint Athanasius banana (Musa athanasia), so named by Dutch explorers of Madagascar in the 17th century--who, regrettably, also found this banana so incredibly delicious that they quickly denuded the island of this plant. The dodos, denied this vital nutrient, eventually weakened and became extinct not long after. And you thought they'd simply succumbed to habitat destruction and overhunting, didn't you? Current research into resurrecting the dodo as a species will of course hinge on the resurrection of the extinct Sint Athanasius banana; Anthony Bourdain has already vowed to hold a dinner party featuring roast dodo stuffed with bananas.

klondispiculosis

NathanBrazil
12-27-2017, 09:48 PM
*And here I thought it was the Dodo leaving its eggs in another bird’s nest that eventually led to its extinction. What unusual evolutionary path led the Dodo to exhibit that behavior?*


Klondispiculosis - This is an extension of the brain freeze phenomenon, where the arms and legs cease to function for a short period of time – most commonly seen after taking a bite of a Klondike bar. If you see someone take a bite of this ice cream bar and immediately ‘collapse like a bunch of broccoli', then you have witnessed an episode of klondispiculosis.




aberondocromby

Marissa D
12-28-2017, 04:44 AM
Aberondocromby (pronounced "Aberby"): A noble family of the Highland region of Scotland, former bearer of the Scottish and UK title of the Earls of Inverstrathauchterfarigaig (pronounced "Inverstrathauchterfarigaig", unfortunately) having as its primary seat the 12th century castle of Cougylagganballafeadh on Loch Knochybraedrumbrora. The last Earl of Inverstrathauchterfarigaig died childless in 1920 having refused to marry and continue the line, famously saying that "Nae bairn owt be burthened wi' a name like a hippo choking on a sturgeon. And as for the spelling, we best nae go there." Like the dodo, the family is now extinct.


gleesturtz

NathanBrazil
12-30-2017, 07:26 AM
Apologies. Still recovering from the last definition. After a third round of psychotropics, (quoting from Shakespeare … or was it Sherlock) ‘… though I dirtied my fluffy white tail I have emerged, enlightened.’

Gleesturtz- An episode of ‘A Land of the Lost’ that never made it to production. One of The Sleezstaks gave birth to a child (Gleesturtz), but not baerned birthed in the normal fashion. Instead of the birth canal, the baby came out of the left ear canal of the Sleezstak, which expired during the process. This was obviously not suitable for a family show.

plublizandemoh

Marissa D
12-31-2017, 07:09 PM
*which gave the expression "stick it in your ear" a whole new layer of meaning in Hollywood through the rest of the 70s.

Plublizandemoh: A lesser demon or avatar of D'naldt-rmp, the principal agent of evil in the hierarchy of an obscure sect of proto-Assyrians living in the upper Tigris valley in the second millennium BCE. Plublizandemoh was responsible for failures in the pomegranate crop, particularly goopy head-colds, incidents involving broken sandal straps (but only of the right foot--the demon Shublizandemoh took care of left feet), and stupid comments made by in-laws at family gatherings.

selvaggificerous

oneblindmouse
12-31-2017, 07:28 PM
selvaggificerous reproduction is when selvatic plants propagate wantonly and vociferously, according to the eminent eitheenth-century Moravian botanist Morbo Pancorvo.

Pantinoxyl

NathanBrazil
01-02-2018, 11:10 AM
Pantinoxyl- A new acne cream that employs live beetles. The beetles have been trained to target the oil beneath skin, all but eliminating the acne. There has been some difficulty marketing the cream, because apparently some people are uncomfortable allowing live beetles to cover their face.

Thykonymphonia

shakeysix
01-02-2018, 06:00 PM
Thyko--nymphonia: A rare but documented personality disorder that is currently under review by the APA. A Thyko-nymphomaniac is one who exhibits deviant sexual behavior involving brass telescopes, astronomical charts and prosthetic noses. The actual practice is so revolting that it cannot be described in polite discourse and I must say, I am disgusted and surprised that Mr. Brazil could be comfortable asking for a definition. What kind of riff-raff plays with words of this nature?

Riffmoolay.

NathanBrazil
01-02-2018, 09:33 PM
*Agreed. I had a long, harshly-worded discourse with Mr. Brazil that went something like this - ‘Huh?’ He assured me that his definition was much tamer, almost innocuous. Only someone’s mind that trawls the nether regions of the city (gutters and sewers) would lower oneself into that lake of debauchery.*

Riffmoolay – A seven course meal with a 15 minute break between each course in which the person or persons who have failed to show up are denigrated.

Flatormakinany

Marissa D
01-02-2018, 10:55 PM
Flatormakinany: A form of Irish step dancing in which cuts of mutton are stomped upon and flattened for that most famous of Irish delicacies, Mutton Parmesan, which is then prepared live on-stage by a clog-dancing chef while the original dancers continue the steps, doing their best not to fall down due to the copious amounts of mutton fat now smeared all over the floor. A popular dinner theatre act in Dublin and Cork; Michael Flatley wanted to include it in Riverdance but was dissuaded from doing so by a vegetarian cast member.

sphinclyptimotion

shakeysix
01-04-2018, 05:38 PM
Who among us had not been sphinclypt? And of course we are all familiar with the peculiar motions of the sphinclypt.


Sphinclept, or, for the brave of heart, sphinctoclampsia

NathanBrazil
01-08-2018, 09:34 PM
Not sure if Marissa got cheated on her word, but ... maybe I should leave a new word to restart. *Gives the Jenny a kick to get it started again.*

Snazkanterfray

Marissa D
01-17-2018, 05:36 AM
Snazkanterfray: A gait only seen in one breed of horse, the Carinthian Eighth Horse (a smaller breed derived from the Hungarian Quarter Horse) in which the front feet are lifted on alternate steps and waved in the air in a "jazzenhoofen" motion. The Carinthian Eighth Horse is useless for transportation, even of a recreational nature, but they make great circus ponies.

snawlipsis

NathanBrazil
01-20-2018, 11:03 PM
Snawlipsis – A rarely seen phenomenon that occurs when a meteor collides with a planet at exactly the right angle. The planet then bounces off all of the other planets in the solar system like a pinball and ends up traveling along the same orbit as one of its neighbors – about 100 feet apart.

Bernjamtentrom

Enlightened
01-20-2018, 11:45 PM
Bernjamtentrom - A Swedish word for overcooked jam.

Ocularoclast

Matera the Mad
01-22-2018, 09:27 AM
Ocularoclast: A person who delights in smashing lenses.

Blagarophagy

Enlightened
01-22-2018, 10:14 AM
The eating of mythical, trickster creatures (e.g. Hedley kow).

Goonchunkery

Cobalt Jade
01-22-2018, 11:36 AM
Goonchunkery: When a frenemy vomits copiously.

Tes-Idhim

Enlightened
01-22-2018, 10:02 PM
Tes-Idhim: A Freudian reference to male genitalia.

Carnivorhouse

NathanBrazil
01-24-2018, 11:12 PM
Carnivorhouse –Carni VorHouse was said to be the inspiration for the first circus performers. He was a master of disguise, a trick-rider and capable of death defying acrobatics - leaping from the upper limbs of nearby trees and catching hold of window sills. Really a thief by trade, he never backed down from a challenge. He even managed to ride a bull through a palace with a rare painting in tow.


Planjonelia

Marissa D
01-24-2018, 11:37 PM
Planjonelia: A Gram-negative, anaerobic rod-shaped bacillus, related to Shigella and E. coli, which causes extreme explosive diarrhea and intermittent lapses into Valley Girl speech patterns in humans. First isolated from the john in a Planet Hollywood restaurant.


Karlosnootopod

Enlightened
01-25-2018, 01:45 AM
Karlosnootopod : A one-footed, pompous guy named Karl.

Lowbrowosaurus

Justobuddies
01-25-2018, 01:53 AM
Lowbrowosaurus: Species of dinosaur responsible for the ending of the first ice age because of it's propensity for telling fart jokes.

Pachydermatopolis

Enlightened
01-25-2018, 05:37 AM
Pachydermatopolis: When rhinos, elephants, and hippos are pumped full of super brain growth drugs (a la Deep Blue Sea) and take over a local zoological preserve.

allegoriCallgirl

NathanBrazil
01-30-2018, 03:59 AM
allegoriCallgirl – Hmm. I have search-ed through thousands of Google pages, and I think someone is having you on. That’s not really a word. I guess I’ll just have to make something up. Allegorical-LGirl - Pablo Picasso’s long lost brother Jesse, using crayon and a sharp-edged rock, would draw the same girl over and over again. But because he could only view her with a series of mirrors, her face took on the shape of an ‘L’. And of course this was Pablo Picasso’s true inspiration.

Shamplexomink

Dreamsage
01-30-2018, 06:55 PM
Shamplexomink - The shameful and weird feeling that derives from watching a bunch of fat minks kissing and hugging.

Anti-dolorianism

Enlightened
01-31-2018, 03:10 AM
Anti-dolorianism

Belief in a state of no distress.

Discombobafett

NathanBrazil
02-04-2018, 06:17 AM
Discombobafett - A spin-off of the disco craze, where three would climb inside a cube and play a game of three dimensional twister. This was usually accompanied by a spinning disco ball and disco music with a heavy throbbing beat. It fell out of favor with most reputable establishments, because it usually devolved into a game of debauchery.

Pelomntagony

Will Collins
02-04-2018, 09:36 AM
Pelomntagony- A rare form of bacteria residing on certain mushrooms which causes an agonising rash when it comes into contact with human skin.

Malcurology

Enlightened
02-04-2018, 10:58 AM
Malcurology

The study of bad manicures.

Peetot (play on tea pot).

Azdaphel
02-08-2018, 01:50 PM
Peetot - An odd and strange creature resembling a parrot. With feathers of black, blue and green, his chant gave excruciating pain to all who heard it. People quickly tagged it as a nuisance and a danger to health and sanity, thus got rid of it. It was rediscovered when the creator of pokemon was searching for ideas and inspired the nasty Chatot.

Catasptharsis

Marissa D
02-08-2018, 07:40 PM
Catasptharsis: A condition seen in miners working in the Carrara marble pits of Italy. Long-term exposure to the marble dust induces prolonged, painful fits of coughing as the poor miners' abused lungs try to expectorate the thick, marble-dust laden phlegm. In rare cases, particularly afflicted miners have been known to cough up quite creditable copies of major masterpieces; there are questions as to whether Michelangelo was truly a sculptor, or just a very, very gifted cougher familiar with the works of an earlier, unknown master.

Gnarliposthete

Enlightened
02-08-2018, 11:57 PM
Gnarliposthete: An ugly person who does events for a dead athlete, posthumously.

Blatantodon

NathanBrazil
02-26-2018, 03:05 AM
Blatantodon – What you may not know is that the dinosaurs were actually a highly evolved species. They just had some difficulty with finer motor skills. The Blatantodon, a reptilian creature that looked very much like a sleezstak with huge feet, was responsible for pressing certain buttons “Raise Sun”, “Lower Sun”, “Raise Moon” … you get the picture. It inadvertently pressed the "Bring fiery death and destruction in the form of a ginormous meteor" button.


Mantlopanamy

Snitchcat
02-26-2018, 06:52 AM
Mantlopanamy -- n., the study of pandemic decapitation by mandibles . E.g., He went into the field of Mantlopanamy, fully expecting multiple mandibles committing mass beheadings; his own included.

Occularyngiphytopologimaccality

Jason
02-27-2018, 07:27 PM
Occularyngiphytopologimaccality - the study of photographing eyes as they map a web page to the cerebral cortex of the brain

​Pentwistadorigaphorism

Cobalt Jade
02-27-2018, 09:42 PM
Pentwistadorigaphorism: A birth defect where the organism is born with five fully functioning heads, each of which twist in a different direction.

Breodirrhea

Marissa D
02-27-2018, 09:50 PM
Breodirrhea: An alternate spelling of Briodirrhea, a condition characterized by an intensely annoying excess of vivacity, high spirits and zest for life. Under consideration for listing in future editions of the APA's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.

scintillipsophist

Snitchcat
02-28-2018, 09:02 AM
Scintillipsophist: A self-declared inarticulate expert in scintillating philosophical discourse regarding the absence of invisible wave forms in undulating ions.

Woollenoscoponarky

shakeysix
03-01-2018, 09:27 PM
A Australian veterinary device used to loosen the sphincter of Ovis Aries in order to enable a trained professional to check the rectum for the dreaded Rhipicephalus sanguineous australopithecus. (Do not attempt this procedure at home.) --s6

Rhipicephalus sanguineos Australopithecus

NathanBrazil
03-04-2018, 06:22 AM
Rhipicephalus sanguineos Australopithecus - A brown dog tick from an extinct genus of hominins - also known as a southern ape? That can't be it. The long lost secret ingredient to the carne asada tacos only found at the taco truck in Maywood off of 57th street. It was both crunchy and savory, but was lost when the owner passed and failed to pass on his secret to his son. Unable to reproduce the famous recipe, the son converted the truck to a mobile nail salon. I don't have to tell you how successful that venture was.

shtrywalnka

Cobalt Jade
03-06-2018, 04:33 AM
Shtrywalnka -- A Ukrainian one-word toast that means "Congratulations, but don't get too big of a head about your success."

Goombrox

Enlightened
03-06-2018, 07:40 AM
Goobrox, a dirty, lowbrow fellow of Italian (Goombah) descent.

Supraptogna

Cobalt Jade
03-09-2018, 10:14 PM
Supraptogna: The technical term for that small, triangular piece of fabric that hangs from the waistband of a thong bikini and secures the string that goes between the buttocks.

Asyndix

Enlightened
03-10-2018, 11:18 PM
Asyndix is southern (U.S. or dixie) asynchronicity where crimes happen as responses to cues given by others over the Internet.

Aquaroma

Jason
03-13-2018, 09:53 PM
Aquaroma - tomatoes genetically modified to grow exclusively under water

Modeflick

Enlightened
03-14-2018, 12:22 AM
Modeflick: A modular movie, occurring as a travelogue.

Frankenfunkmaster

Cobalt Jade
03-21-2018, 06:30 AM
Frankenfunkmaster: A character created by George Clinton to be one of the Parliament-Funkadelic backup dancers in his 1980 tour of the Americas.

Daz-o-del

Azdaphel
03-26-2018, 06:21 PM
Daz-o-del: An imp from Irish folklore. This little tiny creature was well known for being mischievous. It likes to reverse the faces of its victims, top with bottom, left with right, inside with outside, or a mix of everything. When they feel like it, they reconstruct people just for the fun of seeing them walking with two arms and a leg. The rest of details are better left unknown.

Castarpotel

Jason
03-26-2018, 09:06 PM
Castarpotel - the first form of pasta developed by the ancient Castarites of ancient Potel

frilnitchiev

Enlightened
03-30-2018, 10:20 PM
frilnitchiev - Mischievious louses (or nits) that party to excess.

gandawanna

Cobalt Jade
04-02-2018, 07:58 PM
Gandawanna: A small piece of the ancient continent of Gondwanaland that split off in the Mesozoic Age that drifted off and wound up adhered to what is now Laos. Fossils of an ancient ancestor of cannabis sativa have been found there.

promfage

Enlightened
04-03-2018, 11:16 PM
promfage: A scifi/horror creature that devours prom goers.

meanderthal (starts with m, not n).

DrDLN
04-04-2018, 04:07 AM
meanderthal: People who wander around aimlessly and always seem to get in your way in stores and supermarkets, chatting on their cell phones and paying no attention to their surroundings

Dacoit

Enlightened
04-04-2018, 06:10 AM
Dacoit: "Dat azz."

plasmatic

Cobalt Jade
05-06-2018, 12:17 AM
Plasmatic: What happens to plasma when it has a spazz attack.

Claravasp

Azdaphel
05-07-2018, 08:31 AM
Claravasp: An ancestor of the wasp. Big and nasty, this insect was the source of a mass extinction when it nearly eats and sting all living creatures during the ice age, just to warm itself. When preys became scarce, they started to stab each other and went extinct. Legends talk about the last of them, somewhere in the Amazonian forest, they call it the abominable bzzz of the trees.

Parstamorgare