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davids
10-19-2007, 06:05 PM
Bronwyn gasped long threads of dark mystery. Lungs filled with rapacious misspellings as her soul spread wings to fill her heart with terrorificatory perspications.

The above is not silly but rather an eggsample of my genius in writing literarty prose and all around brilliance. If you think you can do beter there is a prize for you. You may try poetry or a short story. Or just join in and say something totally silly and not write any short story that is no longer than ten sentenceyes or a poem-just have fun kiddly diddlys alright?!?!?!?!

I AM DEE JUDGEIPATOR! THIS IS NOT A CONTEST BUT IT IS! THIS IS SILLY FRIDAY AND I EGGSPECTICATE THAT ANY PERSON WHO TRIES THE CONTEST OF COURSE WILL HAVE A MUCH GREATER CHANCE OF WINNING THE SECRET PRIZE IF THEY PRESENT ME WITH PICTURES OF NAKED OR SEMI-NAKED HUMAN FEMALE BUMS. STOP YOU MODIFLICATORS-THIS IS NOT AN EFFORT TO DEGRADE AW BUT RATHER AN EFFORT TO DEGRADE IN GENERAL AND BE TOTALLY SILLY AND YOU ALL ARE EVEN IF YOU DO NOT PARTICALICIPATE-NOTE TIO AND THAT POLITICS AND SPAM BEAN AND EGG THREAD!

AT ANY RATE YOU ARE ALL WELCOME TO JOIN ME HERE AND IF YOU DO NOT-WELL-ER-UM-I SHALL RETREAT AND HIDE AND FLOUNCE NOT BOUNCE-LUV TO ALL SILLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO DESIRE TO BE SUCH OR IN FACT FEEL THAT THEY ARE NOT SILLY OR HAVE NOTHING SILLY TO SAY BUT FEEL A BIT DOWN OR SAD OR BEATEN-JUST JOIN ME FOR A FEW MINUTES AND LET YOUR BEARDS DOWN WHEREVER YOU MAY BE GROWING THEM!

LUV AND SILLY ANTICIPATORY PROFILICATORY
MANDABLEIZED
CARAMEL!!!!

Azraelsbane
10-19-2007, 06:06 PM
WOOT! SILLY FRIDAY! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/bounce019.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

davids
10-19-2007, 06:14 PM
WOOT! SILLY FRIDAY! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/bounce019.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Azrael you know how I respect and admire your talent-the above however is far below your normal brilliantipatascious writerly yet marginally orgasmic contributions to our world-try again would you? You fly upon Angel wings of light and terpsichorial magic!!!! Plus I am not sure if you spelled WOOT correctly!!

Bmwhtly
10-19-2007, 06:17 PM
Too much Red!

What? Contest?

ummmm....


The squad had fought harder than any. It meant they were all injured, they left a trail of blood, bandages and even teeth behind them. But they had survived, perhaps they were the only survivors.
And now that the fight was over, they approached the door. The door that the planet had killed itself fighting over. Every nation wanted ownership of this simple wooden door.
The only noteworthy thing about this door was the notice. in small red letters above the doorhandle was a notice "19/10/2025" it began.
The soldiers had only heard of it, but they'd fought like tigers in the hope that the story was true. As they hobbled closer, dragging the most injured behind them, they could see that the stories had been true, they had won and they'd won the biggest prize of all.
"19/10/2025" it started.
"Silly Friday party here" it finished.
Was all the warring worth it? they wondered. No matter now, they decided.
They reached the door and their commander reached out to open the fabled door. The door to all their dreams.
He carressed the handle for a moment. His men crowded round him, anxious to finally get into this paradise.
And now was the time. the commander turned the handle...
"Who's got the key?"





:e2tongue:
What? you expected good scribblings? it's FRIDAY y'know!

rhymegirl
10-19-2007, 06:19 PM
Dave is silly, don't ya know it,
He's also a really nifty poet.
He helped to get some pounds off me
And loves my silly poetry.
I know that I can count on him
Much more than any stupid gym
To stay in shape and feel good, too--
So, Dave, I'm saying HERE'S TO YOU!

davids
10-19-2007, 06:22 PM
Too much Red!

What? Contest?

ummmm....


The squad had fought harder than any. It meant they were all injured, they left a trail of blood, bandages and even teeth behind them. But they had survived, perhaps they were the only survivors.
And now that the fight was over, they approached the door. The door that the planet had killed itself fighting over. Every nation wanted ownership of this simple wooden door.
The only noteworthy thing about this door was the notice. in small red letters above the doorhandle was a notice "19/10/2025" it began.
The soldiers had only heard of it, but they'd fought like tigers in the hope that the story was true. As they hobbled closer, dragging the most injured behind them, they could see that the stories had been true, they had won and they'd won the biggest prize of all.
"19/10/2025" it started.
"Silly Friday party here" it finished.
Was all the warring worth it? they wondered. No matter now, they decided.
They reached the door and their commander reached out to open the fabled door. The door to all their dreams.
He carressed the handle for a moment. His men crowded round him, anxious to finally get into this paradise.
And now was the time. the commander turned the handle...
"Who's got the key?"





:e2tongue:
What? you expected good scribblings? it's FRIDAY y'know!


Your brilliance bemoans the conguestations of the dark yet ribald ribbons of my heart-the hook was barbed and drew me in-I have to have more!!!! Almost forgoted-the red? I did not think people would notice it udderwise!!!!

davids
10-19-2007, 06:25 PM
Dave is silly, don't ya know it,
He's also a really nifty poet.
He helped to get some pounds off me
And loves my silly poetry.
I know that I can count on him
Much more than any stupid gym
To stay in shape and feel good, too--
So, Dave, I'm saying HERE'S TO YOU!


Nothing I love more than a good triolet-er-Chevy Impala-who luvs ya baby-now to the poem-SWEEEEET-CUTE AND YOU AND BM ARE IN THE RUNNING-did you read the part about the bum thing and having more chance to win the secret prize if you-er-um-dum dee bum bum!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 06:35 PM
OMG Dave!!! You have enough of that friggin Arab roast this morning??? I had to put on some sunglasses to read that!!!

Hmmm, so you want a bit of a silly challenge!!! Lets see if you can guess my Avatar theme today!!! Rep points to anyone who guesses!!!! (HAH!!! If you want ANY contest to work in OP, you HAVE to bribe with rep points, Dave!!)

and I am stealing my silly contest entry from the great, wonderfully elocutious Elmer Fudd!!

"Awise stowm! North wind bwow!! South wind bwow!! Huwwicanes!! Typhoons!! Eawthquakes!! SMOG!!!"

:thankyou:

NeuroFizz
10-19-2007, 06:37 PM
"Curtsey all you want, you perspecatious cauldron of reformatia," she transcombobmutated from the safety of the smallest room. "I'm not going to acknoquiess to your buttressed leveragements. I am the poltergenius of your worst expectamentations." Her laugh eche-choed with the reverbelations of the porcelitigious faceciousility.

rhymegirl
10-19-2007, 06:42 PM
did you read the part about the bum thing and having more chance to win the secret prize if you-er-um-dum dee bum bum!!!!

We have to post a bum picture?

davids
10-19-2007, 06:44 PM
"Curtsey all you want, you perspecatious cauldron of reformatia," she transcombobmutated from the safety of the smallest room. "I'm not going to acknoquiess to your buttressed leveragements. I am the poltergenius of your worst expectamentations." Her laugh eche-choed with the reverbelations of the porcelitigious faceciousility.

A fine example of audacotrious prose of the first dismemberment-Mr. Fizz you have truly outdoneified your pragmatorius fallificatiouns and pwesented us wiff a twully stumple rich piece of pwose-I thank you for jogging up with us and thwowing youw tennees to the wind!!!! It is a smell to be wemembered and pwaced in the bottom of my hope cwoset! I am stupidificated by your magnanimosity-thanks you from the bottom of my presence in Des Moines!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 06:44 PM
"Curtsey all you want, you perspecatious cauldron of reformatia," she transcombobmutated from the safety of the smallest room. "I'm not going to acknoquiess to your buttressed leveragements. I am the poltergenius of your worst expectamentations." Her laugh eche-choed with the reverbelations of the porcelitigious faceciousility.
:roll: oh, oh, might laugh till I barf!

davids
10-19-2007, 06:45 PM
We have to post a bum picture?


I merely suggested that it might perscipacitate the voting pwocess!!!!

Bmwhtly
10-19-2007, 06:47 PM
"Curtsey all you want, you perspecatious cauldron of reformatia," she transcombobmutated from the safety of the smallest room. "I'm not going to acknoquiess to your buttressed leveragements. I am the poltergenius of your worst expectamentations." Her laugh eche-choed with the reverbelations of the porcelitigious faceciousility.Ummm... Is this about what I think it's about?
Or is time for a drink?

kalel32
10-19-2007, 06:49 PM
We have to show our bum
I'll need A bottle of rum
Drink the bottle down
Pants fall to the ground
Hey you said silly not Dumb

davids
10-19-2007, 06:49 PM
OMG Dave!!! You have enough of that friggin Arab roast this morning??? I had to put on some sunglasses to read that!!!

Hmmm, so you want a bit of a silly challenge!!! Lets see if you can guess my Avatar theme today!!! Rep points to anyone who guesses!!!! (HAH!!! If you want ANY contest to work in OP, you HAVE to bribe with rep points, Dave!!)

and I am stealing my silly contest entry from the great, wonderfully elocutious Elmer Fudd!!

"Awise stowm! North wind bwow!! South wind bwow!! Huwwicanes!! Typhoons!! Eawthquakes!! SMOG!!!"


:thankyou:


Can you believe I made a geniotic responsification post to yours and forgot to press submit and it is gone in the wind? What a woss!!!!

Do I have to disqwalify myself cause I know the answer and Burty knows the answer and such-still waiting for the picture silly girl!!!!! ALRIGHT I AM GIVING THOUSANDS OF WEP POINTS TO THE VINNER!!!! OF COURSE ME BEING THE SOLE JUDGE AND-ER-UM-WELL BURTY ALREADY HAS HIS POSPICKLE

davids
10-19-2007, 06:51 PM
We have to show our bum
I'll need A bottle of rum
Drink the bottle down
Pants fall to the ground
Hey you said silly not Dumb

Clark glad to have you here-you are certainly bwilliant and the powem is efficentiary to say the weast!!!! It is certainly not dumb but vewy vewy silly-welcome and hang with the loons it can be funifeyeing!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 06:56 PM
<<<<<-------better?

kalel32
10-19-2007, 06:58 PM
Damn it Jim I'm a doctor not an Amway sales man.

Well there goes my sanity...wheres my rum...Dave you got my rum?

JLCwrites
10-19-2007, 07:01 PM
Dancing Disco Guys Say....

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy.gif (http://www.gifs.net/image/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy/10162)http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy.gif (http://www.gifs.net/image/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy/10162)http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy.gif (http://www.gifs.net/image/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy/10162)http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy.gif (http://www.gifs.net/image/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy/10162)

"Time to PAR-TAY!
The Turkey has arrived!"

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 07:02 PM
Dancing Disco Guys Say....

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy.gif (http://www.gifs.net/image/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy/10162)http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy.gif (http://www.gifs.net/image/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy/10162)http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy.gif (http://www.gifs.net/image/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy/10162)http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy.gif (http://www.gifs.net/image/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy/10162)

"Time to PAR-TAY!
The Turkey has arrived!"

YAHOO!!! Great!!! I've got the buns and cranberries!!!

davids
10-19-2007, 07:05 PM
<<<<<-------better?


Where did you get that picture? People here will think that you are just joking and that is not a picture of me which it might be-I am disappointed that you would do this and am hurt-why do you not just tell them who I used to be and that as a young man I was in fact that Avatar which you promised-you promised-Manrico has been unanonymoused-oh the shame-oh the humanity-hey Mary let's hope they really think I am just joking right? It is a rather good photo I must admit!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 07:09 PM
<<< --- what about this one??

JLCwrites
10-19-2007, 07:09 PM
There once was a woman from China
Who had a very large... nose
She said with a grin
When she wiped off her chin
"Water tastes great from a hose!"
http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Cancan_2.gifhttp://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Cancan_3.gif (http://www.gifs.net/image/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Cancan_3/10153)

BenPanced
10-19-2007, 07:10 PM
I fell in love with a guy. But he doesn't love me. So I think I'll angst about it before I buy another cup of coffee and move on.

THE END.

SHORT ENOUGH FER YA, CAPT. LOBSTERTAILGUYTHINGIE?!

davids
10-19-2007, 07:10 PM
Damn it Jim I'm a doctor not an Amway sales man.

Well there goes my sanity...wheres my rum...Dave you got my rum?


Rumsicles it is the secret prize-shhh don't say nothin alright. Sane you speak of sanity? Why when speaking such do you forget sanitation and their relatives the napkin clan-HAH I suspected as much from a Kryptonian!!!!

davids
10-19-2007, 07:11 PM
<<< --- what about this one??


Is there no stoppipating you-now you have one of me as Canio-oh the sorrow of discovewy!!!!

Christ I am cute are not I???? the photo I mean-come on kids-it is not really me it is my cousin Vapid Hugo Monteray Cannery Petardos

davids
10-19-2007, 07:14 PM
Dancing Disco Guys Say....

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy.gif (http://www.gifs.net/image/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy/10162)http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy.gif (http://www.gifs.net/image/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy/10162)http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy.gif (http://www.gifs.net/image/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy/10162)http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy.gif (http://www.gifs.net/image/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Disco_guy/10162)

"Time to PAR-TAY!
The Turkey has arrived!"


Great I really needed something to give me an even larger gas pwobwem-welcome Turkey the party is over at my place later-in about twenty days past tomorrow-luv Dave and great to see you dancin!!!!

kalel32
10-19-2007, 07:15 PM
There was an old man from Nantucket
Whose head got stuck in a bucket
His wife fell over laughing
She yelled and started clapping
Then kick him in the ding-ding

Where is my rum...Turkey you got it?

davids
10-19-2007, 07:16 PM
There once was a woman from China
Who had a very large... nose
She said with a grin
When she wiped off her chin
"Water tastes great from a hose!"
http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Cancan_2.gifhttp://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Cancan_3.gif (http://www.gifs.net/image/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Cancan_3/10153)


Now that is definatewy a poem wiff gwate dancing broads and it did make me snorckle me java-many yucks to you to kiddo

davids
10-19-2007, 07:18 PM
I fell in love with a guy. But he doesn't love me. So I think I'll angst about it before I buy another cup of coffee and move on.

THE END.

SHORT ENOUGH FER YA, CAPT. LOBSTERTAILGUYTHINGIE?!


The audacity of your perspicatory literarty proliferated abweviation is stunningable-short but bwilliant and coffee is often betterer than a predominant crossdressing hallucintation!!!

NeuroFizz
10-19-2007, 07:19 PM
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Granny was beating off the Indians. Bare handed.

davids
10-19-2007, 07:19 PM
Do not forget dear friends that mourning is but a thimble on the sunrise of the rest of your life!!!!

JLCwrites
10-19-2007, 07:20 PM
There once was a man named Kale
Who really needed some ale
He was filled with glee
When he saw the Turkey
Holding a very large cocktail.

davids
10-19-2007, 07:20 PM
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Granny was beating off the Indians. Bare handed.

OOHHHH DIRTY GWANNY WHAT WARGE HANDS YOU HAVE!!!!

davids
10-19-2007, 07:21 PM
There once was a man named Kale
Who really needed some ale
He was filled with glee
When he saw the Turkey
Holding a very large cocktail.


TAIL OF THE COCK TAIL OF THE COCK AND CWANBERRY JEWWY ON YER KNOB!!!!

kalel32
10-19-2007, 07:23 PM
I knew a man from New York
Who kinda look like a dork
He Said his state was greater
And then 10 years later
Bam herpes

(last line Peter Griffin)

C.bronco
10-19-2007, 07:24 PM
The pork-pie hats rustled as a light zephyr brought smells of methane and number two pencils. The enticing mixtures of odor and the snapping of rubber bands woke Grimironie, who flicked back her sassafrass and noted, duly, that the Death Chickens were due to arrive in less than ten million milliseconds, or slightly later, depending on the price of cantelopes in Brisbane.
"I have no use for this!" shouted Handy Manly, and he stomped across the relish cartons. Grimironie shook her head; he was always like this on Tuesdays. She took a few smelts out of her pocket and flicked them across the room and into Handy's mouth. He chewed, flipped his hands in delight, and skipped down the hall to disturb the next Death Chicken Distribution Assistant.
"Great Gatsby! I've been through a peck of smelts already?" Grimironie muttered. As the timer-button popped on her alarm turkey, she pulled out her automatic baster, turned off the safety, and made sure it was loaded and cocked. There would be some sweet and sour sauce for her tonight, "Oh, yes," she thought, there would be sweet and sour sauce tonight.

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 07:27 PM
<<<---- Is THIS the right one?

davids
10-19-2007, 07:29 PM
The pork-pie hats rustled as a light zephyr brought smells of methane and number two pencils. The enticing mixtures of odor and the snapping of rubber bands woke Grimironie, who flicked back her sassafrass and noted, duly, that the Death Chickens were due to arrive in less than ten million milliseconds, or slightly later, depending on the price of cantelopes in Brisbane.
"I have no use for this!" shouted Handy Manly, and he stomped across the relish cartons. Grimironie shook her head; he was always like this on Tuesdays. She took a few smelts out of her pocket and flicked them across the room and into Handy's mouth. He chewed, flipped his hands in delight, and skipped down the hall to disturb the next Death Chicken Distribution Assistant.
"Great Gatsby! I've been through a peck of smelts already?" Grimironie muttered. As the timer-button popped on her alarm turkey, she pulled out her automatic baster, turned off the safety, and made sure it was loaded and cocked. There would be some sweet and sour sauce for her tonight, "Oh, yes," she thought, there would be sweet and sour sauce tonight.

WHO NEEDS A HUMOR FORUM WITH BRILLIANT SNORCKLE LIKE THIS-HUH HUH! I REALLY HAVE TO STOP DRINKING FINE SCOTCH SO EARWY IN DA MOWNING AS IT SCREWS UP ME BOARD OF KEYS WHEN I HAVE TO SNORCKLE ON IT! BRONCO BABY YOU ARE THE BEST AND I BET YOU CANNOT WAIT TO RECEIVIPATE YOUR SECRET PRIZE WHICH YOU ARE ALL GOING TO GET BUT WILL NEFARIOUSTHELESS BE GWATFUL THAT YOU HAVE PWASTIC GZUVES!!!!

davids
10-19-2007, 07:30 PM
<<<---- Is THIS the right one?


YES YES-AINT I PURDY-THEY STILL THINK YOU ARE KIDDING!!!! MY HAIR IS GRAY BUT BOY AM I HOT!!! NOW AND THEN!!!!

davids
10-19-2007, 07:32 PM
I knew a man from New York
Who kinda look like a dork
He Said his state was greater
And then 10 years later
Bam herpes

(last line Peter Griffin)

I would post this on poetry critique even though Griffin wrote the last line-likely story-snorckleable work though I must admit!!!!

kalel32
10-19-2007, 07:32 PM
There was a young man named Turk
Who cried about all his hurt
Held his breath till he turned blue
Got hit in the head with a shoe
that was thrown by Papa Smurf

See with no rum this is what you get

davids
10-19-2007, 07:34 PM
There was a young man named Turk
Who cried about all his hurt
Held his breath till he turned blue
Got hit in the head with a shoe
that was thrown by Papa Smurf

See with no rum this is what you get


I hear ya brother-can't you run out and fall over-maybe somebody'll buy you a couple!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 07:36 PM
YES YES-AINT I PURDY-THEY STILL THINK YOU ARE KIDDING!!!! MY HAIR IS GRAY BUT BOY AM I HOT!!! NOW AND THEN!!!!
You can run, but you can't hide, Lobsterman!!!!! Gotcha!!

NeuroFizz
10-19-2007, 07:37 PM
Between boobestrations (where I like to be) and circumcastrations, girls' dressing roominations and moving jubilestrations, today's posts are the very sillification of an AW Fridayuary.

davids
10-19-2007, 07:42 PM
Between boobestrations (where I like to be) and circumcastrations, girls' dressing roominations and moving jubilestrations, today's posts are the very sillification of an AW Fridayuary.


Yes dear friend of course you are correct but you must admitipate that you are having just a small congenital wart on your funny bone right? The above paragraph written by Mr. Fizz is proof positive that in fact he is suffering from a serious case of Twainisms and we are not talking about Choo Choo twains!!!! Might even be a small case of Vonnegutianism

kalel32
10-19-2007, 07:46 PM
Someone stole my rum
I think I'll get my gun
Join AA they said
But I would rather be dead
Now it's Friday lets have some fun

NeuroFizz
10-19-2007, 07:47 PM
I celebatuate the non-propagantuan sillinificence with my own hands, and my eyes shut wide with pleasurumbulations. I rejuice with my voice held high, and my prehensilostrum held higher, until I prestidigitate a mately surround for my gloopy glee.

The_Grand_Duchess
10-19-2007, 07:49 PM
I have a really silly picture of my daughter but I have no idea how to post it.

In any case, floppity flippity plip plop!

silly, no?

davids
10-19-2007, 07:51 PM
I celebatuate the non-propagantuan sillinificence with my own hands, and my eyes shut wide with pleasurumbulations. I rejuice with my voice held high, and my prehensilostrum held higher, until I prestidigitate a mately surround for my gloopy glee.


Be careful what you hold in your handies-a handy can only hold so much propagantua!!!!

BenPanced
10-19-2007, 07:52 PM
Fiber.

And now, the Canadian edition.

Fibre.

davids
10-19-2007, 07:53 PM
I have a really silly picture of my daughter but I have no idea how to post it.

In any case, floppity flippity plip plop!

silly, no?


My friend the Gran Duckstress has a sill pic she cannot post and that is preponderiscious prospicatalatory-silly YES!! Welcom home Duckstress!!!!

C.bronco
10-19-2007, 07:56 PM
WHO NEEDS A HUMOR FORUM WITH BRILLIANT SNORCKLE LIKE THIS-HUH HUH! I REALLY HAVE TO STOP DRINKING FINE SCOTCH SO EARWY IN DA MOWNING AS IT SCREWS UP ME BOARD OF KEYS WHEN I HAVE TO SNORCKLE ON IT! BRONCO BABY YOU ARE THE BEST AND I BET YOU CANNOT WAIT TO RECEIVIPATE YOUR SECRET PRIZE WHICH YOU ARE ALL GOING TO GET BUT WILL NEFARIOUSTHELESS BE GWATFUL THAT YOU HAVE PWASTIC GZUVES!!!!
Thanks! I only have latex gloves; plastic makes me break out in fractals.
:snoopy::hooray::D

davids
10-19-2007, 07:56 PM
You can run, but you can't hide, Lobsterman!!!!! Gotcha!!


reighningcatsndogs has posted a new avatar which she claims is me--------IT IS NOT ME IT IS A PHOTO OF MY BROTHER FRANCO IT IS REALLY NOT ME-NO IT IS NOT-HONEST-REALLY-HELP-IT IS NOT ME IT IS MY BROTHER FRANCO-IT IS NOT ME-IT IS NOT-IT IS NOT-IT IS NOT-IT IS NOT-IT IS NOT-IT IS NOT-PATOOEE!!!!

davids
10-19-2007, 07:58 PM
Fiber.

And now, the Canadian edition.

Fibre.

Although as stated in my last post that beautiful man is not me it is my brother Franco-Ben's post just made me laugh so hard I had to change me diaper!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 08:00 PM
reighningcatsndogs has posted a new avatar which she claims is me--------IT IS NOT ME IT IS A PHOTO OF MY BROTHER FRANCO IT IS REALLY NOT ME-NO IT IS NOT-HONEST-REALLY-HELP-IT IS NOT ME IT IS MY BROTHER FRANCO-IT IS NOT ME-IT IS NOT-IT IS NOT-IT IS NOT-IT IS NOT-IT IS NOT-IT IS NOT-PATOOEE!!!!
Franco-spanko!! Your brother, my butt!!

kalel32
10-19-2007, 08:01 PM
Ode to Mimes




well you knew where that was going.

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 08:03 PM
Ode to Mimes




well you knew where that was going.
:ROFL:

truelyana
10-19-2007, 08:09 PM
I love AW
I love AW
Come on lets make each other Soar
Up above into the sky, is where we like to party, and make each other Roaaarrr

(Not Bad eh for a semi retired holiday maker nut?)

kalel32
10-19-2007, 08:14 PM
There once was girl who was True
Who was feeling kinda blue
She came in here
Got her a beer
Now shes happy as poo

davids
10-19-2007, 08:20 PM
I love AW
I love AW
Come on lets make each other Soar
Up above into the sky, is where we like to party, and make each other Roaaarrr

(Not Bad eh for a semi retired holiday maker nut?)








TRULYANA'S HERE NOW MY DAY IS MADE

A PUMKIND HEARTED CRUSTY BRAND OF LOVE I THROW TO HER
THAT SWEET AND CRUNCHY SHEEPHERDERS EYE THAT CANNOT REFUSE THE PIE
OF TRULY SWEET AND LOVELY ANA-A LADY OF NO ILL REPUTE-DO YOU THINK I LUV YA ANA-HUH HUH-OH AND REIGNING HAS BEEN POSTING PICTURES OF ME BROTHER FRANCO AND DESTROYING TH TRUST THAT I HAVE ABOUNDED HER WITH-HE IS A GOOD LOOKING DEVIL THOUGH IS HE NOT-HUH HUH-YOU SO PURDY AND SMARTIFICATED!!!!

davids
10-19-2007, 08:21 PM
Ode to Mimes




well you knew where that was going.


Mimes are they the twin sisters of mammarian consideration?

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 08:28 PM
<<<---- I'll get you, and your little dog, too!!!!

truelyana
10-19-2007, 08:31 PM
TRULYANA'S HERE NOW MY DAY IS MADE

A PUMKIND HEARTED CRUSTY BRAND OF LOVE I THROW TO HER
THAT SWEET AND CRUNCHY SHEEPHERDERS EYE THAT CANNOT REFUSE THE PIE
OF TRULY SWEET AND LOVELY ANA-A LADY OF NO ILL REPUTE-DO YOU THINK I LUV YA ANA-HUH HUH-OH AND REIGNING HAS BEEN POSTING PICTURES OF ME BROTHER FRANCO AND DESTROYING TH TRUST THAT I HAVE ABOUNDED HER WITH-HE IS A GOOD LOOKING DEVIL THOUGH IS HE NOT-HUH HUH-YOU SO PURDY AND SMARTIFICATED!!!!

:D It's Good to see ya old chum. Where are the pictures of your brother Fanco being posted?

You continue to be the mighty finest lyrical lobster around :) (Not excluding anyone naturally)

kalel32
10-19-2007, 08:31 PM
They sleep with their heads on a bed
With a mother who keeps them well fed
They wake each morning
From the sound of snoring
Coming from brother Fred

davids
10-19-2007, 08:42 PM
:D It's Good to see ya old chum. Where are the pictures of your brother Fanco being posted?

You continue to be the mighty finest lyrical lobster around :) (Not excluding anyone naturally)


reigning is posting them as her avatar-she just posted one of me-er-him with Burty's brother in law-she is an evil lady and has destructipated me anonymouseity!!!

davids
10-19-2007, 08:43 PM
<<<---- I'll get you, and your little dog, too!!!!


That's me-er-Franco holding Burty's brother in law Amalgum poodle-you promised to protect me and you have crushed me like a hollow petardinous petunia!!! Have you no shame?

Angelinity
10-19-2007, 08:45 PM
...i got an S.O.S.!!!

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/stacy-keibler-2.jpg

kalel32
10-19-2007, 08:48 PM
WOW
*faints*

Angelinity
10-19-2007, 08:52 PM
i been kinda busy...

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/Chicken-01-june.gif

...as you can see. how's everyone??

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 09:02 PM
That's me-er-Franco holding Burty's brother in law Amalgum poodle-you promised to protect me and you have crushed me like a hollow petardinous petunia!!! Have you no shame?


Promises, promises, promises!!! Did I not not promise to not post a picture of your... what is that you're calling him?? Oh yeah, your (not) brother!! As to the shame thing -- go read the boob thread!! You'll find your answer there!!!:D

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 09:03 PM
...i got an S.O.S.!!!

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/stacy-keibler-2.jpg
Do you HAVE to follow me everywhere I go!!! (all that stuff in the boob thread -- I was just making that up, really, yup, that's my story, and I'm sticking with it!!). Morning Angelinity!!! Like my av??

Angelinity
10-19-2007, 09:05 PM
Do you HAVE to follow me everywhere I go!!! (all that stuff in the boob thread -- I was just making that up, really, yup, that's my story, and I'm sticking with it!!). Morning Angelinity!!! Like my av??

...that 'you' in a parallel universe? same physical laws 'round there?

truelyana
10-19-2007, 09:07 PM
reigning is posting them as her avatar-she just posted one of me-er-him with Burty's brother in law-she is an evil lady and has destructipated me anonymouseity!!!

Hmm that aint a nice thing to do, but you shouldn't beat yourself up over it. I am sure she loves you really, she's just going about it in a secretive way ;)

davids
10-19-2007, 09:08 PM
...i got an S.O.S.!!!

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/stacy-keibler-2.jpg


That makes me feel a little bit better-by the way that fellow in reigning's avatar-the beautiful man is not me in my younger days as the opera star what I was-it is my brother Franco!!!!

davids
10-19-2007, 09:09 PM
WOW
*faints*


Now you know why I started this thread way back then-it is worth it all even though reigning keeps posting pictures of my brother in his younger days.

kalel32
10-19-2007, 09:12 PM
Once knew a boy with a claw
Who pinched every girl he saw
He went to the park
Way after dark
Now he's in trouble with the law.

There Lobster

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 09:12 PM
Now you know why I started this thread way back then-it is worth it all even though reigning keeps posting pictures of my brother in his younger days.

OH BROTHER!!!!

davids
10-19-2007, 09:13 PM
Hmm that aint a nice thing to do, but you shouldn't beat yourself up over it. I am sure she loves you really, she's just going about it in a secretive way ;)


Tell me my brother is not one of the best looking men you ever saw-that is of course only if you like tall dark good looking men with curly hair and unbelievable talent when it comes to the singing of opera with fat broads-reigning-aka Mary Popsicle is a little trouble maker who believes it better for me not to be so anonymouse so she is starting twuble in Wiver city-kill de wabbit kill de wabbit-nobody gonna make a guess as to the music-composer and who sings this in reality? She did offer rep point thingys-me? I have special pwizes for those fine folks what contreyebuted!!!!

davids
10-19-2007, 09:13 PM
OH BROTHER!!!!


you dear heart are weaning away fwum dat pwize!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 09:16 PM
Hmm that aint a nice thing to do, but you shouldn't beat yourself up over it. I am sure she loves you really, she's just going about it in a secretive way ;)

I do wuv you, I weawwy weawwy do!!!! Oh, wait!! No!! It's your brother that I really really love!!! Silly of me to get that screwed up, wasn't it. :roll:

Angelinity
10-19-2007, 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by reigningcatsndogs
OH BROTHER!!!!


you dear heart are weaning away fwum dat pwize!!!!

...she be in bigger trouble than that methinks!!!

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/PenguinPirates.gif

(psst... you better rrrrun dahlin'!!)

davids
10-19-2007, 09:20 PM
I do wuv you, I weawwy weawwy do!!!! Oh, wait!! No!! It's your brother that I really really love!!! Silly of me to get that screwed up, wasn't it. :roll:

Well cannot say I bwame you for dat-he is a beautiful bugger to be sure-ahem ahem-me? I am the Rumplestiffpen of the famiwy!!!! Getting screwed you say-oh-up you mean!!!! Never mind that also did not work-well it does on occasion but it has been a long time since those pics of me brother were taken!!!!

kalel32
10-19-2007, 09:20 PM
How do I love thee, let me count the ways....what comes after one?

davids
10-19-2007, 09:21 PM
How do I love thee, let me count the ways....what comes after one?

Seven hundert and sixty two and a quarter-does no one desire to know what the prizes are????

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 09:21 PM
Tell me my brother is not one of the best looking men you ever saw-that is of course only if you like tall dark good looking men with curly hair and unbelievable talent when it comes to the singing of opera with fat broads-reigning-aka Mary Popsicle is a little trouble maker who believes it better for me not to be so anonymouse so she is starting twuble in Wiver city-kill de wabbit kill de wabbit-nobody gonna make a guess as to the music-composer and who sings this in reality? She did offer rep point thingys-me? I have special pwizes for those fine folks what contreyebuted!!!!

fat broads and reigning in the same sentence!!!! Okay, I won't get mad, I'll just get even!!!

<<<<------- how do you like THEM apples?

davids
10-19-2007, 09:25 PM
fat broads and reigning in the same sentence!!!! Okay, I won't get mad, I'll just get even!!!

<<<<------- how do you like THEM apples?

Apple Fwitters in my nose in my nose
no critters to pick or blow as a hose
I stooped to conquer lifes sweet muse
instead dear Mary did choose to abuse!!!!!

JLCwrites
10-19-2007, 09:26 PM
Skipping
Completely full of glee
Running
Like a maniac
Tripping
On bent knee
Flying
Through the meadow dew
Rolling
Over muddied goo
Standing
From the fall
Feeling
Clumsy and dumb
Checking
Over booboos and clothes
Oblivious
Of her exposed bum.

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 09:29 PM
Whaaaaat do you want with a wabbit?
Caaaan't you see that I'm much swee-ter
IIIIIIIIII'm your little se-nor-i-ta
Youuuuuuu are my kind of guuuuuuyyyyyyy
Let me staighten your tie
and I shall dance for you!!!!!

Angelinity
10-19-2007, 09:29 PM
there was a boob thread??

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/wonder4.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 09:33 PM
there was a boob thread??

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/wonder4.jpg
:crazy: Sad!! Just.....sad.

kalel32
10-19-2007, 09:36 PM
There once was a man who grew slow
Who had no more to grow
He said thats ok
I still get laid
Damn I'm such a rep hoe

davids
10-19-2007, 09:37 PM
:crazy: Sad!! Just.....sad.


Well this time at least you posted your avatar with my brothers favorite photo-Christ he is a good looking devil!!!!

Ily's photo of the plastic breast feeders is not me feeding my kid-no it is not!!! Ily you are a sick but pretty broad-you know that though don't cha??!!

My brother as Dick Johnston in Puccini's Girl of the Golden West!!!! Regning's avatar I mean!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 09:37 PM
Okay, okay, you don't look at all like hasenpfeffer!! Ooops, I mean, your BROTHER {*wink wink*} doesn't look at all like hasenpfeffer!!!

<<<--- Is this better?? The younger, handsome DAVE's brother franco!!

davids
10-19-2007, 09:43 PM
Okay, okay, you don't look at all like hasenpfeffer!! Ooops, I mean, your BROTHER {*wink wink*} doesn't look at all like hasenpfeffer!!!

<<<--- Is this better?? The younger, handsome DAVE's brother franco!!


I told you that is my brother as Dick Johnson in Puccini's La Fanciulla del West and not Rod Hasenpooper private dick-alright-huh huh!!!????

What makes you indicate that I-er-my brother is no longer handsome-huh huh-whatsa madda you don't like gray curly hair like what me brudda has got? Huh huh????

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 09:50 PM
I told you that is my brother as Dick Johnson in Puccini's La Fanciulla del West and not Rod Hasenpooper private dick-alright-huh huh!!!????

What makes you indicate that I-er-my brother is no longer handsome-huh huh-whatsa madda you don't like gray curly hair like what me brudda has got? Huh huh????


Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever -- faniculli faniculla

I don't know -- back then, your brother was admittedly somewhat handsome, but now, well, I guess a person has to develop a taste for antennae and a crusty shell!!

davids
10-19-2007, 10:08 PM
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever -- faniculli faniculla

I don't know -- back then, your brother was admittedly somewhat handsome, but now, well, I guess a person has to develop a taste for antennae and a crusty shell!!


OUCH---oh well dear heart after your effort to un anonymouse my brother-nobody seems to think it even remotely interestipating so I am sad and silly but sad as my brother always thought he was cared for and about-poor silly antenn---fellow!!!!

kalel32
10-19-2007, 10:10 PM
The wee lobster:

The wee lobster wanted to be loved, but no one he knew did.
He searched high and low ask all he found "will you love me?".
All said "no you are not cuddly enough now go on".
He happened upon an old man sitting on a dock fishing.
"Will you love me?" the wee lobster ask
"Sure" said the fisherman
The wee lobster and the fisherman went walking down the road.
The fisherman took the wee lobster to work with him at the Seafood Shack.
The fisherman said "everybody loves lobster here."

not a poem but has a moral ...for a rep point can you guess it

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 10:16 PM
Oh, boy :e2smack:, lobster tears!!!!

YOUr brother is STILL DEEELISILLYOUSLY HANDSOME AND HOT AND CUDDLEABLISIOUS AND HAS THAT HOT SEXY BARITONABLE VOICE THAT TURNS ALL THE GIRLS ON EXSPESHALLY WHEN he is AXING TO SEE MORE BUMS BUMS BUMS!

Angelinity
10-19-2007, 10:21 PM
reigning been bad chicky!!! she shall go stand in zee corker now.

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/duckie.gif

Angelinity
10-19-2007, 10:23 PM
and daves gets a happy pill....

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/chick.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 10:26 PM
reigning been bad chicky!!! she shall go stand in zee corker now.

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/duckie.gif

Hey, Dave!!! Now there's a real chick's bum for ya!!!!

truelyana
10-19-2007, 10:31 PM
Tell me my brother is not one of the best looking men you ever saw-that is of course only if you like tall dark good looking men with curly hair and unbelievable talent when it comes to the singing of opera with fat broads-reigning-aka Mary Popsicle is a little trouble maker who believes it better for me not to be so anonymouse so she is starting twuble in Wiver city-kill de wabbit kill de wabbit-nobody gonna make a guess as to the music-composer and who sings this in reality? She did offer rep point thingys-me? I have special pwizes for those fine folks what contreyebuted!!!!

I've just figured it out. IT'S YOU!! (or it's not?) I must admit whoever it is in reigning avatar, is a very handsome guy. :e2brows::e2dance:

davids
10-19-2007, 10:31 PM
Kalel wrote a silly poem with a moral-I think it is do not hold the hand of a strange fisherman on a wharf and walk with him to the shack but Aesop was not one of me strong points-as to the rest of you and soon the secret prized will be out as my fingys are starting go bleed-Ily that photo has made my brother very happy-me? I of course am too far gone to be happy but it gave me a buzz in the buzzer if you knowipate what I meanipate-as for you Mary? chick asses? What other kind is there even yours makes me buzz and that is no secret-even clogged as it is with feathers and baritonal if not tenoral supplication!!!! I am now going to put bandages on me fingy things!!!!! Christ I-er-me brother is a good looking bugger!!!

kalel32
10-19-2007, 10:34 PM
Who brought the chips?

davids
10-19-2007, 10:36 PM
I've just figured it out. IT'S YOU!! (or it's not?) I must admit whoever it is in reigning avavar, is a very handsome guy. :e2brows::e2dance:

He is a devil with the looks right-he is old and crust-er-he is still somewhat attractive in a gray monarchal kind of way they say-me? I would not know of course as he lives fa fa away in the land of good looking nodders!!!! But you are right of course he is an eggstremely handsome brute is he not? Lucky old byougar!!!!! Does anyone not really want to know what the prizes are? You Kalel you have subbed some grand if not occasionally silly poems which I truly appreciadate-I have to wash off the blood so carry on for a few minutes would you all-and you are still beautifully evil Ily-you to popsicle!!!!

BenPanced
10-19-2007, 10:40 PM
Who brought the chips?
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/0004rfdh
(*sihg* Whither goest thou, Larry Wilcox?)
(Feel free to make your own nightstick jokes.)

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 10:43 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/0004rfdh
(*sihg* Whither goest thou, Larry Wilcox?)
(Feel free to make your own nightstick jokes.)

YAHOO!!!!!! NOW the party can really begin!!! Who's got the dip?

BenPanced
10-19-2007, 10:48 PM
YAHOO!!!!!! NOW the party can really begin!!! Who's got the dip?
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/0004swzx

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 10:52 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/0004swzx
:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

truelyana
10-19-2007, 10:53 PM
He is a devil with the looks right-he is old and crust-er-he is still somewhat attractive in a gray monarchal kind of way they say-me? I would not know of course as he lives fa fa away in the land of good looking nodders!!!! But you are right of course he is an eggstremely handsome brute is he not? Lucky old byougar!!!!! Does anyone not really want to know what the prizes are? You Kalel you have subbed some grand if not occasionally silly poems which I truly appreciadate-I have to wash off the blood so carry on for a few minutes would you all-and you are still beautifully evil Ily-you to popsicle!!!!

He is definetly an EYE-OPENER!! I do like :D I wanna know what the prizes are Davey, Please do tell. The above chips and dip are putting me off, as it is.

davids
10-19-2007, 10:55 PM
I will rep you with this knowledge-as to the rest of them-HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU MAY NEVER KNOW THEN AGAIN????

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 11:00 PM
I will rep you with this knowledge-as to the rest of them-HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU MAY NEVER KNOW THEN AGAIN????


HEY!!!! NOT FAIR!!!!!:rant:

kalel32
10-19-2007, 11:06 PM
Hey True not looking bad yourself. Great smile.

Angelinity
10-19-2007, 11:16 PM
as to the rest of them-HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u204/minorcollapse/crying.png

davids
10-19-2007, 11:20 PM
alright stop yer whining-I will give you a hint-it has to do with Mary's nickname-no not the avatar name but the special one that I gave her----!!!!

JLCwrites
10-19-2007, 11:35 PM
*Pouting*... davids never noticed the beautiful bum poem I wrote for him. *sitting in a corner of my coop*

kalel32
10-19-2007, 11:38 PM
Like my poem, I wrote white type on white background. Very profound if you ask me.

truelyana
10-19-2007, 11:43 PM
Hey True not looking bad yourself. Great smile.

Fankooo :)

You gonna spill the winner(s?) prizes before the day is over Davids?

davids
10-19-2007, 11:46 PM
Skipping
Completely full of glee
Running
Like a maniac
Tripping
On bent knee
Flying
Through the meadow dew
Rolling
Over muddied goo
Standing
From the fall
Feeling
Clumsy and dumb
Checking
Over booboos and clothes
Oblivious
Of her exposed bum.


My most sincere apologetics to Mizz Lurkey-this is of course the definitive rear end poem-it touches the heart of the reader yet leaves them mystically involved in an effort to touch the butt of the poem-brilliant Triolet Impalas I should say and I do. The exposed derriere I think a metaphor for the unexplained amplitude of the diaspora-thanks and this makes you the winner of the eclectic division of the silly Friday poetry exposay can you see!!!!

Angelinity
10-19-2007, 11:48 PM
...it's not over already is it??


http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x159/purplepenguine12/ontop4fx.png

davids
10-19-2007, 11:49 PM
Fankooo :)

You gonna spill the winner(s?) prizes before the day is over Davids?


I repped you young lady and told you of my magnimosity! I will tell you all it is a question of timing and the liquid assets of Mary's nickname-all will be revealipated at the correct time so-EAT YER HEARTYS FARTYS OUT! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA EETC ETC

JLCwrites
10-19-2007, 11:52 PM
My most sincere apologetics to Mizz Lurkey-this is of course the definitive rear end poem-it touches the heart of the reader yet leaves them mystically involved in an effort to touch the butt of the poem-brilliant Triolet Impalas I should say and I do. The exposed derriere I think a metaphor for the unexplained amplitude of the diaspora-thanks and this makes you the winner of the eclectic division of the silly Friday poetry exposay can you see!!!!
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy093.gifhttp://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy105.gifhttp://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy105.gifhttp://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy105.gifhttp://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy093.gif

truelyana
10-19-2007, 11:53 PM
Wohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Well done Turkey_Lurkey :D :D

JLCwrites
10-19-2007, 11:59 PM
Davids, I am under the distinct impression that Mary has you as her avatar... is this true?

Angelinity
10-20-2007, 12:05 AM
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u207/Jackie_1947/SmileyJudge.gif

The time has come for our honorable Sir Davids The Lobsterian of Crustisillius Fridayland and Earl of Proseetryllia to FESS UP!!!!

Whose (handsome!!) avatar picture is it huh huh??

reigningcatsndogs
10-20-2007, 12:10 AM
** goes casually whistling through thread, mostly so new av picture will be on the right page **

davids
10-20-2007, 12:36 AM
** goes casually whistling through thread, mostly so new av picture will be on the right page **

That is my brother as Don Jose in Bizet's Carmen-he was terrific in that part as he was in all of em---me? I am a writerly lobsterino-my brother is the one with all the talento supremo-heh heh heh!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
10-20-2007, 12:39 AM
That is my brother as Don Jose in Bizet's Carmen-he was terrific in that part as he was in all of em---me? I am a writerly lobsterino-my brother is the one with all the talento supremo-heh heh heh!!!!



** goes casually walking through thread with broom, shovel and wheel barrow, still whistling **

davids
10-20-2007, 12:41 AM
Davids, I am under the distinct impression that Mary has you as her avatar... is this true?


Celest Aida
forma divina
misti co certo
di luce fior

Del mio pensiero
tu sei Regina
tu di mia vita
sei lo splendor

Il tuo bel cielo
vorrei ri darte
le dolce brezze
del patrio suol

Un regal certo
sul crin posarte
er ger teun trono
vice del suol

Celeste Aida
forma divina
misti co raggio
di luce fior

Del mio pensiero
tu sei regina
tu di mia vita
sei lo splendor

Il tuo bel cielo
vorrei ri darte
Unregal certo
sul crin posarte

Er ger teun trono
vicino al suol

Un trono vici nel suol
Un trono vici nel suol

so there you have the answer. I always have had a terrible time spelling in other languages including my own but there it is my brother's favorite aria-luv Dave

Unique
10-20-2007, 12:44 AM
but .. .but... what does it say?

Is it italian? aw, man... where's the lovely picture? Has it been - gasp -
lobesterized?

reigningcatsndogs
10-20-2007, 12:45 AM
Celest Aida
forma divina
misti co certo
di luce fior

Del mio pensiero
tu sei Regina
tu di mia vita
sei lo splendor

Il tuo bel cielo
vorrei ri darte
le dolce brezze
del patrio suol

Un regal certo
sul crin posarte
er ger teun trono
vice del suol

Celeste Aida
forma divina
misti co raggio
di luce fior

Del mio pensiero
tu sei regina
tu di mia vita
sei lo splendor

Il tuo bel cielo
vorrei ri darte
Unregal certo
sul crin posarte

Er ger teun trono
vicino al suol

Un trono vici nel suol
Un trono vici nel suol

so there you have the answer. I always have had a terrible time spelling in other languages including my own but there it is my brother's favorite aria-luv Dave


Like my daddy used to say, if you can't dazzle em with diamonds, then baffle them will bullsh*t!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
10-20-2007, 12:50 AM
Ah, yes, the perfect non-answer answer!!! You planning a political career, Dave?

JLCwrites
10-20-2007, 12:52 AM
Celest Aida
forma divina
misti co certo
di luce fior

Del mio pensiero
tu sei Regina
tu di mia vita
sei lo splendor

Il tuo bel cielo
vorrei ri darte
le dolce brezze
del patrio suol

Un regal certo
sul crin posarte
er ger teun trono
vice del suol

Celeste Aida
forma divina
misti co raggio
di luce fior

Del mio pensiero
tu sei regina
tu di mia vita
sei lo splendor

Il tuo bel cielo
vorrei ri darte
Unregal certo
sul crin posarte

Er ger teun trono
vicino al suol

Un trono vici nel suol
Un trono vici nel suol

so there you have the answer. I always have had a terrible time spelling in other languages including my own but there it is my brother's favorite aria-luv Dave

That was romantical! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love060.gif
Thank you!

reigningcatsndogs
10-20-2007, 12:57 AM
That was romantical! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love060.gif
Thank you!


oh, boy!!!! Romantic? Maybe, but did he answer the question??

kalel32
10-20-2007, 01:00 AM
Where is that little Italian translator

JLCwrites
10-20-2007, 01:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_eWsuMekSw&mode=related&search=

BenPanced
10-20-2007, 01:16 AM
Celest Aida
forma divina
misti co certo
di luce fior

Del mio pensiero
tu sei Regina
tu di mia vita
sei lo splendor

Il tuo bel cielo
vorrei ri darte
le dolce brezze
del patrio suol

Un regal certo
sul crin posarte
er ger teun trono
vice del suol

Celeste Aida
forma divina
misti co raggio
di luce fior

Del mio pensiero
tu sei regina
tu di mia vita
sei lo splendor

Il tuo bel cielo
vorrei ri darte
Unregal certo
sul crin posarte

Er ger teun trono
vicino al suol

Un trono vici nel suol
Un trono vici nel suol
Dude, you might wanna run that through a spellchecker...

davids
10-20-2007, 01:43 AM
Dude, you might wanna run that through a spellchecker...


Just because I can sing it don't mean I can spell it dude-I said that and give the truth to the beholder of such fragmatory dissolusionment! It ends on a high B flat which should be sung in a forte piano decrescendo-few could do it I could-Celeste Aida opening aria sung by Rhadames in Verdi's Aida-so there and no pospickle for you now or anybody else that I was gonna send frozen pospickles to-my constitution sound my frame not ill favored my wit ready my heart light! Opening segment sung by Tom Rakewell in Stravinsky's Rakes Progress-the progress of a Rake begins and I leave you with melted pospickles and the end of silly Friday forever and twenty minutes-THERE HOW IS THAT FOR A FLOUNCIPATORY DIE URANATION???? HUH HUH? PRETTY AVATAR TO END-WHERE IS MARIA-I NEED MARIA MARIA I JUST MET A GIRL NAMED MARIA AND SUDDENLY I'VE FOUND HOW WONDERFUL A NAME CAN BE-MARIA MARIA EATS PETUNIAS AND POSPICLES-OUT GOODBYE FOREVER I AM GOING TO CONTINUE WRITING MY BEST SMELLER-HARRUMMPHABLE DISCOMBOBULATROY
ADUCKS TO YOU ALL!!!!!


I almost forgot Ben is silly!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
10-20-2007, 01:49 AM
Just because I can sing it don't mean I can spell it dude-I said that and give the truth to the beholder of such fragmatory dissolusionment! It ends on a high B flat which should be sung in a forte piano decrescendo-few could do it I could-Celeste Aida opening aria sung by Rhadames in Verdi's Aida-so there and no pospickle for you now or anybody else that I was gonna send frozen pospickles to-my constitution sound my frame not ill favored my wit ready my heart light! Opening segment sung by Tom Rakewell in Stravinsky's Rakes Progress-the progress of a Rake begins and I leave you with melted pospickles and the end of silly Friday forever and twenty minutes-THERE HOW IS THAT FOR A FLOUNCIPATORY DIE URANATION???? HUH HUH? PRETTY AVATAR TO END-WHERE IS MARIA-I NEED MARIA MARIA I JUST MET A GIRL NAMED MARIA AND SUDDENLY I'VE FOUND HOW WONDERFUL A NAME CAN BE-MARIA MARIA EATS PETUNIAS AND POSPICLES-OUT GOODBYE FOREVER I AM GOING TO CONTINUE WRITING MY BEST SMELLER-HARRUMMPHABLE DISCOMBOBULATROY
ADUCKS TO YOU ALL!!!!!


I almost forgot Ben is silly!!!!


yeah, yeah, yeah, and STILL he does not answer the question!!!

BenPanced
10-20-2007, 01:53 AM
Just because I can sing it don't mean I can spell it dude-I said that and give the truth to the beholder of such fragmatory dissolusionment! It ends on a high B flat which should be sung in a forte piano decrescendo-few could do it I could-Celeste Aida opening aria sung by Rhadames in Verdi's Aida-so there and no pospickle for you now or anybody else that I was gonna send frozen pospickles to-my constitution sound my frame not ill favored my wit ready my heart light! Opening segment sung by Tom Rakewell in Stravinsky's Rakes Progress-the progress of a Rake begins and I leave you with melted pospickles and the end of silly Friday forever and twenty minutes-THERE HOW IS THAT FOR A FLOUNCIPATORY DIE URANATION???? HUH HUH? PRETTY AVATAR TO END-WHERE IS MARIA-I NEED MARIA MARIA I JUST MET A GIRL NAMED MARIA AND SUDDENLY I'VE FOUND HOW WONDERFUL A NAME CAN BE-MARIA MARIA EATS PETUNIAS AND POSPICLES-OUT GOODBYE FOREVER I AM GOING TO CONTINUE WRITING MY BEST SMELLER-HARRUMMPHABLE DISCOMBOBULATROY
ADUCKS TO YOU ALL!!!!!


I almost forgot Ben is silly!!!!
You might wanna say that a little louder. There's a couple dogs over in the next county what ain't heard you.

davids
10-20-2007, 02:01 AM
You might wanna say that a little louder. There's a couple dogs over in the next county what ain't heard you.


Shhh Ben is being quiet is that better-whatsa matter you can't a poison have a practice flounce-huh huh? Speak gently my cousins over in the next county are counting your blessings!

reigningcatsndogs
10-20-2007, 02:07 AM
I leave you with melted pospickles and the end of silly Friday forever and twenty minutes-THERE HOW IS THAT FOR A FLOUNCIPATORY DIE URANATION???? HUH HUH? PRETTY AVATAR TO END-WHERE IS MARIA-I NEED MARIA MARIA I JUST MET A GIRL NAMED MARIA AND SUDDENLY I'VE FOUND HOW WONDERFUL A NAME CAN BE-MARIA MARIA EATS PETUNIAS AND POSPICLES-OUT GOODBYE FOREVER I AM GOING TO CONTINUE WRITING MY BEST SMELLER-HARRUMMPHABLE DISCOMBOBULATROY
ADUCKS TO YOU ALL!!!!!


I almost forgot Ben is silly!!!!




:Clap:BRAVO!!! :Clap:BRAVO!!! :hooray:Definitely BEST flounce by a singing lobster EVER (or least for the last couple of hours)!!!!:Hail:

JLCwrites
10-20-2007, 02:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_eWsuMekSw&mode=related&search=
Ahem

Angelinity
10-20-2007, 02:12 AM
i would've translated for ya, but daves hasn't fessed up... so i won't... tell ya 'bout his...

Divine Grace,
Celestial Aida
whose mere sight sends
his heart a'tremblin'

...queen of his life
empress of his soul...

Angelinity
10-20-2007, 02:18 AM
...so i stayed up late waitin' & waitin'....

.. but i'm goin' now.... far far away... maybes to neva-eva wetoin....


http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/FloatingChick.jpg

byebye!!