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jennifer75
10-19-2007, 02:36 AM
Get out guys, I'm serious.....



Ok, ladies, how many times has this happened to you:


You're alone, walking, in an elevator, sitting, what/where ever and all of a sudden you have to either adjust a bra strap, pop "them" back in or they just need a good lift and you look up to find you've been spotted by a fellow coworker.....or a stranger, what ever the case.

This has happened to me twice now. I just now had to do a "propping" of the girls and noticed immediately after an onlooker.


Tell the truth, does this happen to you? Share your boob stories.

Oh, the other time, I was doing the "pop back in" maneuver when a cowoker popped into view to see the entire act.

Salem
10-19-2007, 02:38 AM
My boobs are well behaved for the most part but every now and then I do have to make little, uh, adjustments. I don't know if anyone ever sees me do it but I'll experiment at work tomorrow and get back to you.

aadams73
10-19-2007, 02:42 AM
*sigh* Alas, this has happened to me.

scarletpeaches
10-19-2007, 02:43 AM
I am going to employ a boob-steadying man, whose job it will be to keep his hands on my tits all day to prevent them misbehaving.

Ava Jarvis
10-19-2007, 02:44 AM
Usually it's just bra straps for me. My bras are otherwise well-behaved.

Angie
10-19-2007, 02:44 AM
*looks at the thread title*

*snorts*

*laughs hysterically*

*sits back and waits for the guys to show up*

Seriously, the answer is "yes". I am a little too...er, well-endowed? And this happens to me a lot. Sigh.

Ava Jarvis
10-19-2007, 02:44 AM
I am going to employ a boob-steadying man, whose job it will be to keep his hands on my tits all day to prevent them misbehaving.

:D

scarletpeaches
10-19-2007, 02:46 AM
I am currently accepting applications by PM.

Rolling Thunder
10-19-2007, 02:46 AM
What's a cowoker?

JoNightshade
10-19-2007, 02:47 AM
I often grab the wire on the bottom and jerk it around. I don't really care who sees me. :)

But for a full adjustment? I'll do it in the bathroom or in the car. I figure, even if someone sees me in the car, I'm never going to see them again. :)

ETA: I'm the kind of person who takes her shoes off and sits indian-style on top of my office chair at work. Lessons in propriety should not be taken from me.

Angie
10-19-2007, 02:47 AM
What's a cowoker?


...aaaaand, I KNEW this would be the first guy to show up.

jennifer75
10-19-2007, 02:52 AM
But for a full adjustment? I'll do it in the bathroom or in the car. I figure, even if someone sees me in the car, I'm never going to see them again. :)

But, what if it's a problem of the "quad kind" you know, poppers, two is good, four is bad!

jennifer75
10-19-2007, 02:53 AM
...aaaaand, I KNEW this would be the first guy to show up.

I had my money on rumplestump.

WittyandorIronic
10-19-2007, 02:53 AM
I have to do this ALL the time. And I will admit, I have been caught a few times. But seriously, guys adjust ALL the time. Who are they to bitch?

Siddow
10-19-2007, 02:56 AM
I had my money on rumplestump.

He's probably still commuting, then has to walk the dog.

But he'll be pissed he wasn't the first guy.

My only booby problem was when I was breastfeeding. I could be miles away from my own child, shopping or something, and some other kid would cry and the old mams would start flowin'.

There, that should take care of the guys. :D

WittyandorIronic
10-19-2007, 02:57 AM
rofl. awesome.

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 02:59 AM
I'm still waiting for my breasts to develop.

*drums fingers on desk, looks around*

nope, still nothing.

rhymegirl
10-19-2007, 03:01 AM
I had one pop out of my bathing suit at the beach. Luckily, nobody saw but my husband.

Foinah
10-19-2007, 03:04 AM
I'm still nursing my two year old...the nursing bra snaps are a pain in the arse! Don't get me started on the voyeur aspect of folks.

JoNightshade
10-19-2007, 03:04 AM
But, what if it's a problem of the "quad kind" you know, poppers, two is good, four is bad!

Actually the only time I ever had this happen was when I jumped into a pool with a bikini on. Now I wear one-pieces. :)

sunna
10-19-2007, 03:04 AM
Well, a few months ago I got this awesome bra: you know - the comfortable but still makes your husband's eyes pop kind - seemed perfect. Except....liiiiittle metal front clasp.

Apparently those things can open on their own.

Because I've just got that kind of luck, I discovered this while interviewing someone with one of our directors. Stand up, say thanks for coming in, we'll be in touch, reach out to shake the guy's hand - and POP. No more bra. It's just hanging from my shoulders. I was wearing silk and there was air conditioning, so it wasn't like you couldn't tell. The poor interviewee looks down, meets my eyes and practically skitters out the door. Director, being a man of little tact and unashamed appreciation of the female form, says, while eyeing my freezing nipples: "Bet he's thinkin' he got the job right about now."

O yeah. :e2headban HR is definitely my field.

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 03:06 AM
Oh funny!

Does it count if my nephew pointed out I didn't quite fill out my bikini? He was 8 at the time.

scarletpeaches
10-19-2007, 03:06 AM
You should have said to him, "You wear underpants, don't you?"

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 03:08 AM
ha ha. I think I was too startled to come up with a witty response.

JoNightshade
10-19-2007, 03:12 AM
Last time I saw my 6 year old cousin, she walked up to me and said "Hey, have you seen how fat my dad is?"

Uh... yes?

dolores haze
10-19-2007, 03:18 AM
My boobs misbehave so badly that I only allow them out on Friday and Saturday nights. They can't wait 'till we all go on vacation in December.

Shwebb
10-19-2007, 03:22 AM
Since I had kids and nursed them, I became a little more matter-of-fact about the ol' girls. I could always nurse pretty well discreetly, but it was the getting them ready and putting them back, after, that was always tricky. But given that I'm generously-sized, any move I make with them is going to be noticed.

When I worked for a doctor's office, I had to do a lot of filing in the metal file cabinets we had. In the winter we had a problem with static in the office. I had to make certain I grounded myself with a hand before leaning against the filing cabinets. Better a shock to the hand than a shock to the . . .

wait a minute. This isn't the erotica forum?

:gone:

TrainofThought
10-19-2007, 03:23 AM
I have no problem adjusting my bra strap in front of people. If guys can put their jawbreakers at ease, why shouldn’t I show the same respect for my girls? :D

Williebee
10-19-2007, 03:28 AM
Come on, you knew when you started guys couldn't stay away.

I used to work with a woman who, while standing in a hallway with about five people, two women - three guys, reached up to her chest, grabbed and adjusted. The guy next to me started, "What the...." and stopped.

She said "Hey, If you can adjust yourself in public, so can I. I'll stop if you do."

But hey, we're guys. Two of reached down and adjusted, just to watch her do it again.

A. Hamilton
10-19-2007, 03:28 AM
hey, the girls require maintenance.

suddenly I find myself singing I touch myself.

Sunkissed27f
10-19-2007, 03:28 AM
Hahahaha............I just got pointed to this thread.


I work with all GUYS.........I am the only chick in my office......so I run into popping the sisters back in/adjusting a lot.

So.........now it's like ....eh who cares? LMAO
I mean I don't go out of my way!!

Deadbeat 007
10-19-2007, 03:33 AM
Lol! I just got promoted to an A cup. :tongue "Adjusting" sounds like quite the pain.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-19-2007, 03:34 AM
But for a full adjustment? I'll do it in the bathroom or in the car. I figure, even if someone sees me in the car, I'm never going to see them again. :)

I have a little story to tell that might disabuse you of that notion. One night in the winter here in OKC, Ol' Boy and I were coming home from his brother's house - it was just after midnight.

We came sailing down 63rd St, approaching a stop light on the corner of 63rd and Meridian. The light is red and sitting in the next lane is a van, on my side - the passenger side. There are no other cars around anywhere. (We roll up the sidewalks at midnight around here.)

What made me do so, I have no idea -it's not usually a good idea to be caught staring up into another car that late - but from my passenger-side seat, I look up at the driver of the van... he's engaged in one of the most wild and woolly air guitar riffs of all time (probably 'Layla' by Clapton)... and he looks... familiar.

The guy feels my gaze on him and stops - freezes - and turns slowly to look down at me. It's one of Ol' Boy's co-workers. We recognize one another instantly and I bust out laughing hysterically.

Of all the corners in all the cities in all the states in this great nation, in a city with a population of near a million, he chooses to play air guitar on the one corner where his team mate's wife would catch him.

He never lived it down. You are not guaranteed anonymity. :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-19-2007, 03:35 AM
Lol! I just got promoted to an A cup. :tongue "Adjusting" sounds like quite the pain.

Pray you never get Fs.

brokenfingers
10-19-2007, 03:36 AM
I see no probem with a woman adjusting herself in public. After all, it isn't like she's fondling herself.

I have to admit, however, that when I have to adjust myself, I'll try to do it inconspicuously. Seems different when a guy does it in public.

Angie
10-19-2007, 03:38 AM
Pray you never get Fs.

A-fricking-men.

(Not *quite* there, but close enough to be a pain in the back.)

CaroGirl
10-19-2007, 03:40 AM
My boobs are closer to concave than convex, so "adjusting" just consists of pulling the thin bit of string from down my sleeve to its regular, over-the-shoulder position. I don't much care who sees me do this. In the winter, when I'm wearing 6 layers, it becomes more of a chore and, consequently, much more obvious. Take a picture, buddy, it'll last longer! Perv.

JoNightshade
10-19-2007, 03:40 AM
I have a little story to tell that might disabuse you of that notion.

[snip]

The guy feels my gaze on him and stops - freezes - and turns slowly to look down at me. It's one of Ol' Boy's co-workers. We recognize one another instantly and I bust out laughing hysterically.

Oh, this has happened to me a time or two. I'm a pretty reserved person, but get me in my car with the music blaring and I'm suddenly Tina Turner. I was rocking out at a stoplight once and looked over to see my Bible study leader and his wife both looking at me. I was like, "What?"

Marlys
10-19-2007, 03:41 AM
The first college I attended (St. John's, in Annapolis) had regular waltz parties. For one, I borrowed a strapless dress...from a better-endowed friend.

Yeah, you guessed it. I lifted up my arms and the girls broke free. I felt a breeze on the sensitive bits and looked my partner in the eye. "John," I said, "if you're a gentleman, you'll waltz me over into that corner and won't look down."

He turned beet-red, but held my eyes all the way to the corner.

JoNightshade
10-19-2007, 03:43 AM
Once when I first started dating my now-husband, we were hanging out in my apartment living room. I flopped down on the couch and felt a great big rrrrrrip! as the bottom of my pants split wide open. I started laughing hysterically, told him to close his eyes, and went up the stairs backwards.

dpaterso
10-19-2007, 03:44 AM
I read this thread. Twice.

-Derek

scarletpeaches
10-19-2007, 03:45 AM
Now go touch yourself.

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 03:47 AM
Enjoy 'popping' them back in while you can, cause once gravity takes over, any adjustment requires scaffolding and a crane, and EVERYONE notices that!!!

dpaterso
10-19-2007, 03:48 AM
Now go touch yourself.
My nipples are too tickly, I can't get excited.

-Derek

CheshireCat
10-19-2007, 03:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deadbeat 007 http://absolutewrite.com/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1737493#post1737493)
Lol! I just got promoted to an A cup. :tongue "Adjusting" sounds like quite the pain.


Pray you never get Fs.


I was going to say. No damn fun at all.

I haven't had so much trouble with misbehavin' girls, relatively speaking, because once you hit a certain size, and you need support (i.e., are past the age of 17), what you're wearing is like a frickin' harness, with a couple acres of material and straps everywhere.

Mind you, if a strap snapped, somebody'd get hurt.

As for guys adjusting, I watch baseball, so it doesn't bother me. I'd rather watch a guy adjust than spit.

Well, I mean, obviously.

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 04:03 AM
If they really don't want to behave, duct tape works -- rolls and rolls and rolls of duct tape.

mscelina
10-19-2007, 04:06 AM
worst...bar...moment....ever....

the FARMERS are in for their Thursday night jager frenzy. It's FAIR week. I'm absolutely swamped.

In a tank top. At 40 (yeah, yeah last week--no really; last Thursday)

POING! there goes the bra strap. Gravity kicks in. I'm so busy I don't notice for like ten minutes.

The farmers did though. *sigh*

I went into the breakroom, got my COAT (Ohio in October) and sweated like a cheap ho in an expensive church for the rest of the night. One poppin', one floppin'??? Uh huh...not this chick.

But I have to say...I did make quite a bit of money....

jodiodi
10-19-2007, 04:17 AM
I wear lovely underwires, which gives me an appreciation for strippers and porn stars 'cause those sexy undergarments may look hot, but they can be intensely painful. I'm a DD and used to wear cleavage-friendly clothes all the time, but now that I've got my surgical scar, I'm a bit more modest. Doesn't bother me to shift the boobage, but it's only done in private unless the company is acceptable. Don't want to shock the ladies of the Junior League.

san_remo_ave
10-19-2007, 04:24 AM
I haven't had so much trouble with misbehavin' girls, relatively speaking, because once you hit a certain size, and you need support (i.e., are past the age of 17), what you're wearing is like a frickin' harness, with a couple acres of material and straps everywhere.

Mind you, if a strap snapped, somebody'd get hurt.

Just so! I quit wearing demi bras when anytime I leaned over they tumbled to freedom.

Every now again a strap will slip and I've no qualms about tugging it back into place in public. Most of my bra escapades these days involve an underwire breaking free and poking me in the armpit or something.

Sunkissed27f
10-19-2007, 04:30 AM
Oh so now we are one upping sizes are we?

Sheesh.....I went from a 36C to a 32C and back and forth for 4 years.
Winter months I got heavier "up top" summer months I was so active the girls were anorexic.

So, trying to remember to grab the right bra size in a rush was a pain.
Some days they were squished to my chin, other days they flopped all around and I had to keep my arms crossed.

Most embarrassing moment was wearing a bathing suit.....come on girls you've had this happen....playing volleyball...and whoops...there they go!

I can just imagine Jennifer leaning over wrist deep in shirt, adjusting when the UPS guy walks in.....hell any chick for that matter.....that's just too funny.... :tongue

Silver King
10-19-2007, 04:32 AM
I read an article recently about bras, and how they are the most intensely engineered article of clothing ever developed. It stated an unusually high percentage, I think about 70%, of women wear the wrong size and or style of bra to match their shape. Judging from the responses in this thread, some of us could do with a proper fitting. ;)

Another cool thing I learned is that the cup designation is based upon the weight of the breasts, not their size.

rhymegirl
10-19-2007, 04:37 AM
I read this thread. Twice.

-Derek

Good for you.

There will be a quiz at 11 pm. So study up!

rhymegirl
10-19-2007, 04:39 AM
I read an article recently about bras, and how they are the most intensely engineered article of clothing ever developed. It stated an unusually high percentage, I think about 70%, of women wear the wrong size and or style of bra to match their shape. Judging from the responses in this thread, some of us could do with a proper fitting. ;)

Another cool thing I learned is that the cup designation is based upon the weight of the breasts, not their size.

You should do very well on the upcoming quiz, SK.

What an excellent student you are! It's nice to see that someone is keeping abreast of the situation.

Angie
10-19-2007, 04:41 AM
You should do very well on the upcoming quiz, SK.

What an excellent student you are! It's nice to see that someone is keeping abreast of the situation.

Yes, it's nice to know at least ONE guy around here isn't a total boob.

brokenfingers
10-19-2007, 04:42 AM
Will there be an oral exam also?

rhymegirl
10-19-2007, 04:45 AM
Will there be an oral exam also?

Yes. But only if you pass the written test.

Angie
10-19-2007, 04:47 AM
And the physical.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/johndoctor.jpg

brokenfingers
10-19-2007, 04:47 AM
Yes. But only if you pass the written test.Dang it. Though I've gotta say this is the only test I've ever hoped I got a D.

TrainofThought
10-19-2007, 04:48 AM
I read an article recently about bras, and how they are the most intensely engineered article of clothing ever developed. It stated an unusually high percentage, I think about 70%, of women wear the wrong size and or style of bra to match their shape. Judging from the responses in this thread, some of us could do with a proper fitting. ;)

Another cool thing I learned is that the cup designation is based upon the weight of the breasts, not their size.Hey, things fall out with movement, especially when they WEIGH more than my heart. :roll:
Boxers or briefs? ;) You can PM. :D

DeleyanLee
10-19-2007, 04:53 AM
Oh, the other time, I was doing the "pop back in" maneuver when a cowoker popped into view to see the entire act.

And the proper thing to do (in my book) is to blow them a kiss (even if they're a woman) and keep going as if it was the most natural thing in the world. Because, after all, it is. ;)

sunna
10-19-2007, 04:58 AM
Oh so now we are one upping sizes are we?

Sheesh.....I went from a 36C to a 32C and back and forth for 4 years.


*snort*

Yep, that's me. Only I did it all in about 8 weeks, when I went on the pill. From a 36B to a 38C in like 2 months. Nobody warned me that would happen. Now it doesn't matter how much weight I lose on the rest of me, these puppies stay the same damn size.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-19-2007, 05:05 AM
As you get older, too, you'll love the way they require the same cup size, but they don't have the same cup shape. Instead of poppin' 'em into the cup, you'll have to spend a bid of time rolling them up first...

RumpleTumbler
10-19-2007, 05:08 AM
I offer my services as breast examiner.

Sunkissed27f
10-19-2007, 05:10 AM
*snort*

Yep, that's me. Only I did it all in about 8 weeks, when I went on the pill. From a 36B to a 38C in like 2 months. Nobody warned me that would happen. Now it doesn't matter how much weight I lose on the rest of me, these puppies stay the same damn size.

LUCKY!!

I gain weight....they gain weight.

I lose weight..... they lose weight.

Sigh....it's a never ending cycle.

mscelina
10-19-2007, 05:10 AM
testing....testing....

Soccer Mom
10-19-2007, 05:31 AM
Hah. Caught you not trusting me.

And I was stalking RT, not you. Plbbbb!

Carole
10-19-2007, 05:41 AM
I have a bra story. Or a boob story. Ok, both. I haven't owned a front-hook bra in years, but I saw a pretty baby blue one with little embroidered flowers. Uber girly. So I bought it. The first time I wore it, we were working on the house. Mr. Vagabond and I were carrying lumber. I leaned over and picked up my end, stood up and started walking backward while he walked forward. Then *pop* the clasp came undone and...well...the twins were free. He grinned and we kept walking and walking with the lumber. I swear, he found the farthest spot to put the lumber in the whole house.

He tells me that he likes that bra better than any other that I own.

sunna
10-19-2007, 05:51 AM
Aha. Another victim of the front-clasp.

I swear - those front clasps weren't designed with coverage in mind. You might as well just walk around with a little recording of "Born Free" at the ready if you've got one on, 'cause it's inevitable.

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 06:01 AM
As you get older, too, you'll love the way they require the same cup size, but they don't have the same cup shape. Instead of poppin' 'em into the cup, you'll have to spend a bid of time rolling them up first...

Oh, don't tell me that!

At this point I figure pregnancy is my last shot for filling my cuppeths at least halfway. I'm not, but we joke that our children will starve because they won't have enough food.

I do have a funny story - back in my salsa-dancing days I was spinning away when my partner's hand got tangled in the tie of my halter top and the whole thing flipped down. I wasn't wearing a bra and I thank my lucky stars I happened to be facing a wall when it happened. Besides my partner, the only other person who saw (that I know of) was my now-husband's wife at the time.

CheshireCat
10-19-2007, 06:02 AM
You should do very well on the upcoming quiz, SK.

What an excellent student you are! It's nice to see that someone is keeping abreast of the situation.

We all know you've been waiting for an opportunity to say abreast.


Yes, it's nice to know at least ONE guy around here isn't a total boob.

Uh huh.


Will there be an oral exam also?

Somebody had to say it, I guess.


Dang it. Though I've gotta say this is the only test I've ever hoped I got a D.

You'd like an FF better. Trust me.


As you get older, too, you'll love the way they require the same cup size, but they don't have the same cup shape. Instead of poppin' 'em into the cup, you'll have to spend a bid of time rolling them up first...

Yeah, and the front-clasp bras don't have a single sexy hook -- they have a whole frickin' row of them. So you start at the bottom and hook a few, then bend over and roll and squash and adjust, then straighten up and hook a few more, then bend over and --

Too much information, right?

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 06:05 AM
[B][COLOR=indigo]Yeah, and the front-clasp bras don't have a single sexy hook -- they have a whole frickin' row of them. So you start at the bottom and hook a few, then bend over and roll and squash and adjust, then straighten up and hook a few more, then bend over and --

Too much information, right?

At that point isn't it just called a shirt?

MonaLeigh
10-19-2007, 06:07 AM
My straps usually slide down and hang under my short sleeves. Which can make it hard to lift your arms.

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 06:08 AM
My straps usually slide down and hang under my short sleeves. Which can make it hard to lift your arms.

That happens to me too. And the strap caught under six layers that someone else said. I'm constantly fussing with them, so I guess that's my version of the 'adjustment' all the well-endowed ladies are talking about. :)

DeborahM
10-19-2007, 06:25 AM
As you get older, too, you'll love the way they require the same cup size, but they don't have the same cup shape. Instead of poppin' 'em into the cup, you'll have to spend a bid of time rolling them up first...


Your comment made me think of the question...

What does an older woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't have? Her navel!

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 06:36 AM
Never!

DeborahM
10-19-2007, 06:37 AM
Geez! The stories I have about the girls!

My first bra was a B. I've spent most of my life telling men I have eyes, but my question to you ladies, is...have you ever had one of your tits closed in a door?

I was standing against a door threshold and my boyfriend (at the time) closed the door to a bedroom leaving the side of my boob in the closed door! Believe me when I say it'll bring tears to your eyes.

Yes, I too have been seen adjusting the girls and have seen men walk into trashcans or other people, who have stopped in front of him, while he was watching and had the hardest time trying to control my laughing out loud.

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 06:40 AM
...have you ever had one of your tits closed in a door?

OWWW! You poor thing! Makes me dread a mammogram. Anyone? Is that what it's like?

Red-Green
10-19-2007, 06:54 AM
When I saw "boob question," this isn't quite what I expected. I was thinking something more along the lines of:

Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?

But that's really four questions, I guess.

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 06:55 AM
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a rubber tennis ball?

kristie911
10-19-2007, 07:03 AM
All these stories make me glad that my girls behave so nicely. They don't go popping out at inopportune times, they've never gotten stuck in the door, never really done anything they weren't supposed to.

You guys need to train your's better! :D

Hillary
10-19-2007, 07:20 AM
My bras are generally well-behaved.

Men, on the other hand, are not.

The one and only person I met from online (unintentionally, he came to NYC when I was moving into my NYU dorm and stealthily slipped past security with families moving their kids in) was a guy a few years my senior. He was also, as it turned out, kind of a perv.

A day or so after he burst into my dorm room, we were at Penn Station and he decided that standing in a crowd of hundreds of people was an appropriate place to grope me so forcefully he yanked my bra halfway off my chest. I decided screaming was an appropriate reaction and sort of made a scene.

Man that was painful. I'd totally forgotten (blocked?) that incident.

I think, in the future, I shall just employ ace bandages as bras.

kristie911
10-19-2007, 07:52 AM
I think, in the future, I shall just employ ace bandages as bras.

I find duct tape works better.

jodiodi
10-19-2007, 08:05 AM
Mine don't pop out, fortunately. I hate the droopy strap. Hence, I try to wear front-clasp racer-back bras for active times like work and such. Victoria's secret has some lovely ones that aren't too expensive. I can still, occasionally, wear my Simone Perele bras--they're so pretty I can't stand not wearing them--but thats only on days when my lovely lady lumps don't yearn for the relative freedom of the VS bras.

JLCwrites
10-19-2007, 08:17 AM
Along the same line as what Silver King was saying....
Go to Nordstroms... get fitted. Don't be a sucker and buy their $100 POS bras. Just tell the gal, "Thanks for the fitting" then go to your favorite store and get yourself into the correct size!
Ya' all will thank me for this!
;)

jodiodi
10-19-2007, 08:21 AM
If there's an Intimacies store where you live, they are bra fitters. That's where I go every few months to make sure I'm buying the right size.

ErylRavenwell
10-19-2007, 08:38 AM
Let me think: that thread's title is to a man what nectar is to the honeybee...boobs talk.

SpookyWriter
10-19-2007, 08:40 AM
If there's an Intimacies store where you live, they are bra fitters. That's where I go every few months to make sure I'm buying the right size.If you need any help with the proper measurements then I'm your man.

Silver King
10-19-2007, 09:15 AM
We should have another one of those, Burn Those Damn Bras! movements. That's about all their good for...

I shouldn't say this, but just the other day, my wife said, "I'll go check the mail." Instead of walking to the box, she went into the house first, and then reappeared with a push-up look.

I've been getting the mail ever since.

SpookyWriter
10-19-2007, 09:19 AM
We should have another one of those, Burn Those Damn Bras! movements. That's about all their good for...

I shouldn't say this, but just the other day, my wife said, "I'll go check the mail." Instead of walking to the box, she went into the house first, and then reappeared with a push-up look.

I've been getting the mail ever since.You forgot to enclose the quote marks.

A. Hamilton
10-19-2007, 11:20 AM
I once worked lingerie in a department store. We were trained to do fittings. It's true that most women wear the wrong size. But while getting fitted is a good idea, not all manufacturers follow standard sizing. Bali for one always runs small, which could be a strategic move-although it's a bummer for those who wear the larger sizes. The price often goes up with the cup size.
And..sizing doesn't take into account shape. A 34b who is built with everything right up high on her chest will appear larger than a 34c whose girls like to hide under her pitts.

seun
10-19-2007, 12:20 PM
I am currently accepting applications by PM.

Has your inbox exploded yet?

Voyager
10-19-2007, 12:32 PM
I can't believe I'm going to share this story...oh who am I kidding, I have no shame. Soon after I had my son, I left baby with baby daddy and went out shopping with my sister, breast pads firmly in place to avoid any embarrassing spots on my shirt. Well, my sister wanted to go to Toys R Us. Do you know how many BABIES there are in there? Every time someone else's baby cried, I'd get that damn tingling sensation. After about an hour of this, we were walking down an empty aisle and I heard this loud plop. Well, I'm of the Melanihoo Nanny No Knockers type, and one of the very wet pads had slipped out of my bra and slapped onto the tile floor. I was mortified, and, to my shame, walked away and left it there. Okay, anyone else ever have THAT happen?

seun
10-19-2007, 12:51 PM
Voyager, that is the best story I've heard in a long time. :D

PenTeller
10-19-2007, 01:02 PM
I can't believe I'm going to share this story...oh who am I kidding, I have no shame. Soon after I had my son, I left baby with baby daddy and went out shopping with my sister, breast pads firmly in place to avoid any embarrassing spots on my shirt. Well, my sister wanted to go to Toys R Us. Do you know how many BABIES there are in there? Every time someone else's baby cried, I'd get that damn tingling sensation. After about an hour of this, we were walking down an empty aisle and I heard this loud plop. Well, I'm of the Melanihoo Nanny No Knockers type, and one of the very wet pads had slipped out of my bra and slapped onto the tile floor. I was mortified, and, to my shame, walked away and left it there. Okay, anyone else ever have THAT happen?

Haha, you're not the only one. I've never had kids, but I worked at a children's library, so I remember one situation where I've found one of those things lying in the picture book section.

scarletpeaches
10-19-2007, 01:19 PM
Has your inbox exploded yet?

I'm disappointed you haven't applied. :cry:

Bmwhtly
10-19-2007, 01:23 PM
I can't believe I'm going to share this story...oh who am I kidding, I have no shame. Soon after I had my son, I left baby with baby daddy and went out shopping with my sister, breast pads firmly in place to avoid any embarrassing spots on my shirt. Well, my sister wanted to go to Toys R Us. Do you know how many BABIES there are in there? Every time someone else's baby cried, I'd get that damn tingling sensation. After about an hour of this, we were walking down an empty aisle and I heard this loud plop. Well, I'm of the Melanihoo Nanny No Knockers type, and one of the very wet pads had slipped out of my bra and slapped onto the tile floor. I was mortified, and, to my shame, walked away and left it there. Okay, anyone else ever have THAT happen?
I knew I should have stayed out this thread.
That's put me right off cleavage, not to mention white coffee.

seun
10-19-2007, 01:42 PM
I'm disappointed you haven't applied. :cry:

I'm trying to behave myself. :e2brows:

JJ Cooper
10-19-2007, 02:23 PM
Have we had the circumcision debate here? You know should you or shouldn't you. Religion aside, I would like to discuss the merits of having boys circumcised.

What's your thoughts?

JJ

Cassiopeia
10-19-2007, 02:28 PM
My boy's Dad decided that they would be. He signed the paper. He was not and hated going to the showers in gym with the boys who had..said they made fun of him.

JJ Cooper
10-19-2007, 02:34 PM
This is such a big debate in Aus medical circles. The debate is slowly swinging back toward that boys should be.

JJ

seun
10-19-2007, 02:40 PM
What are the medical benefits to it?

Cassiopeia
10-19-2007, 02:41 PM
my stepdad was at 44 and it wasn't a good thing.

At all. :( I wasn't living at home. My mom, bless her heart, *rolls eyes* phoned to tell me allll about it.

:(

JJ Cooper
10-19-2007, 02:54 PM
What are the medical benefits to it?

A shitload of reasons, Sean. I will give you this link to check out.

http://www.circinfo.net/why_the_foreskin_increases_infection_risk.html

JJ

seun
10-19-2007, 03:03 PM
A shitload of reasons, Sean. I will give you this link to check out.

http://www.circinfo.net/why_the_foreskin_increases_infection_risk.html

JJ

...seun not sean cough cough...

I confess to not understanding all the detail in that link so my opinion may not be worth much.

In any case, washing downstairs has kept me disease free for 30 years so I must be doing something right.

aadams73
10-19-2007, 03:06 PM
As long as penis is clean, it's all good.

seun
10-19-2007, 03:16 PM
When I was 12, my mother converted to Judasim. She asked me if I wanted to do the same. Privately thinking there wasn't much point as I didn't believe in God, I asked her what it would involve. She said:

"Well, you'd have to be circumcised."

I politely declined. :D

JJ Cooper
10-19-2007, 03:18 PM
It's never too late.

JJ

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-19-2007, 03:19 PM
Probably one of the smartest things you've ever done, seun. :)

rhymegirl
10-19-2007, 03:21 PM
You guys need to train your's better! :D

Yes, but what fun is that?

seun
10-19-2007, 03:32 PM
Probably one of the smartest things you've ever done, seun. :)

Particularly as she asked me a week after I...uh...discovered myself.

Bmwhtly
10-19-2007, 03:38 PM
http://www.circinfo.net/why_the_foreskin_increases_infection_risk.html
Seems to boil down to the fact that the warm, semi-permeable membrane is a hospitable environment for bacteria.
so... rather like the eyes, nose, mouth and a few other orifices that I don't care to go into mention. All of which are kept free of disease by cleaning.

I, for one, have never distrusted a piece of skin to the extent that I would have it sliced off.

Haggis
10-19-2007, 03:51 PM
Best. Thread. Ever.

Bmwhtly
10-19-2007, 03:53 PM
Best. Thread. Ever.The voice of mods, everbody!

Give him a hand.

Marlys
10-19-2007, 04:19 PM
Okay, one more boob story, illustrating the difference a few years can make in a child's appreciation of Mom.

I put on my bathing suit for the first time one year and just about burst into tears. Trust me, it wasn't a pleasant sight, although because it was now about two sizes too small, the pink-nosed twins did show to advantage. My 3-year-old son walked into the room. His eyes lit up and he clapped his hands together. "Oh! Mommy pwetty!"

A year or two later, I'm bent over, putting my bra on. Same kid walks into the bedroom, snorts. "Hey Mom," he says. "You need help picking those up?"

sunna
10-19-2007, 04:56 PM
:roll: Kids are so funny. I wonder why I don't have one. :D


That reminded me of something my little cousin did a few years ago. He was 4 or 5, a rowdy little bastard, and me and my sisters were all hanging out on my aunt's hot tub. I was wearing a borrowed 2-piece that left little to the imagination. Little Dilly climbs in and launches himself across the hot tub for me, both grubby hands out, hollering "squeeeeeze the milk out!"


Cute kid.

jodiodi
10-19-2007, 05:01 PM
If you need any help with the proper measurements then I'm your man.

Thanks! I'll keep you in mind. Might make my husband decide he needs to actually go shopping with me rather than hunt the 'man chairs' in the stores.

kalel32
10-19-2007, 05:07 PM
Damn, log off to get some sleep and wake up to this tread. Oh wait maybe I'm still sleeping.

rhymegirl
10-19-2007, 05:08 PM
Damn, log off to get some sleep and wake up to this thread. Oh wait maybe I'm still sleeping.

You're welcome.

NeuroFizz
10-19-2007, 05:19 PM
What's a cowoker?
I think she meant cowanker.

kristie911
10-19-2007, 05:20 PM
JJ-

You're too new to remember the Great Circumcision Debate of 2006. It was thankfully lost when the boards crashed. Trust me, we were thankful it was lost. Ouch, it got ugly.

:)

Azraelsbane
10-19-2007, 05:23 PM
When I was 12, my mother converted to Judasim. She asked me if I wanted to do the same. Privately thinking there wasn't much point as I didn't believe in God, I asked her what it would involve. She said:

"Well, you'd have to be circumcised."

I politely declined. :D

Actually, it depends on the type of Judaism you convert into whether or not you have to get circumcised. My husband is converting now and he has the choice between circumcision and a slight prick with a needle. He's still not sure what he's going to go with, because he's kinda interested in what it'd be like to be circumcised. I try to stay out of it. It's his joystick, and I don't really have a preference. That said, we've talked about what we'd do in the case of sons, and we decided to go for circumcision because of the cleanliness factor. Plus, most guys over in the states are circumcised, though it's been declining lately percentage wise.

seun
10-19-2007, 05:35 PM
My husband is converting now and he has the choice between circumcision and a slight prick

Sorry. I couldn't resist. :D

NeuroFizz
10-19-2007, 06:11 PM
Of casque and morion
trumpeted proud
and flared to purple
escapes the shroud

But the sallet’s pteruge
to protect the neck
flipped over top
subdues the deck

Oh, helmet shine
when meant divine
will rise and pine
to intertwine

And other times
when put away
will rest up for
next’s peeking fray

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 06:17 PM
I can't believe I'm going to share this story...oh who am I kidding, I have no shame. Soon after I had my son, I left baby with baby daddy and went out shopping with my sister, breast pads firmly in place to avoid any embarrassing spots on my shirt. Well, my sister wanted to go to Toys R Us. Do you know how many BABIES there are in there? Every time someone else's baby cried, I'd get that damn tingling sensation. After about an hour of this, we were walking down an empty aisle and I heard this loud plop. Well, I'm of the Melanihoo Nanny No Knockers type, and one of the very wet pads had slipped out of my bra and slapped onto the tile floor. I was mortified, and, to my shame, walked away and left it there. Okay, anyone else ever have THAT happen?

OMG, I keep learning things I didn't know. I've learned a lot from my sister but I didn't know THAT could happen. Yikes!

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 06:26 PM
OMG, I keep learning things I didn't know. I've learned a lot from my sister but I didn't know THAT could happen. Yikes!
Umm, yeah, a baby cries and those cups really can runneth over!!

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 06:29 PM
Well I'm screwed if I have a baby here - I can hear them crying all day!

Bmwhtly
10-19-2007, 06:32 PM
Little Dilly climbs in and launches himself across the hot tub for me, both grubby hands out, hollering "squeeeeeze the milk out!"


Cute kid.Cute? yeah.
How long did you hold him under the water? Till he stopped struggling?

maestrowork
10-19-2007, 06:34 PM
This has been discussed before with some heated debate.... My thoughts? Billions of men in Europe, Asia, etc. are not circumcised and they are all fine, living healthily and siring many children. Just keep it clean. Like Ben said, you wash your face and eyes and hair, right? There's no reason to slice off your eyelids or shave off all your hair (except you, seun) to keep them clean... The foreskin is there for a reason, or else men would have evolved without one.

The only medical reason I can see is if the foreskin can't retract completely, causing pain and erectile problems. If that's the case, snip snip.

Otherwise, I say go with the soap and not the scalpel.

MidnightMuse
10-19-2007, 06:35 PM
Gah - boobies are annoying enough without having to actually USE them for what they're intended!

I make adjustments in public all the time. My co-workers love it, and it's not like I'm whippin' them out whilst I do it.

seun
10-19-2007, 06:39 PM
There's no reason to slice off your eyelids or shave off all your hair (except you, seun)

I heard that.

sunna
10-19-2007, 06:39 PM
Cute? yeah.
How long did you hold him under the water? Till he stopped struggling?

It crossed my mind, I do admit. :D


He's going to be quite a hellraiser when he figures out they're for more than food. He's 7 now, I think, and he's already had 2 "girlfriends". Lookout world.

preyer
10-19-2007, 06:42 PM
merits? i've heard that women generally find circumcized penises more attractive. i don't think i've ever seen a porn star without one.

donroc
10-19-2007, 06:42 PM
Two factoids regaring circumcision.

1. During WWII it was discovered that the foreskin was perfected for grafting to replace burned eyelids -- good reason to keep it just in case, and I guess the eyes bulged when excited after that operation.

2. Every royal male beginning with the children of Victoria and Albert was circumcised by a mohel until Charles and Diana stopped the practice.

www.donaldmichaelplatt.com

:e2faint:

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 06:44 PM
Anyone who's not had children ever have a child try to latch on? When my sister's kids were babies we had the same color & length hair and they kept trying to nurse with me.

Salem
10-19-2007, 06:45 PM
Here's my bra complaint:

I went into Frederick's and found a delicate, pretty, lacy bra. I asked the sales lady if I could try it on in a 34 D. So she hands me this bra that has huge straps in the back and looks nothing like the delicate lace bra. I told her that wasn't the one I wanted and she said that it was actually the same bra but the style changes on all the D cups and higher because they're restructured to support a larger bust.

That's stupid! I want the pretty bra, not the industrial strenght bra!

They need to make more sexy bras in larger cup sizes!

sunna
10-19-2007, 06:46 PM
Anyone who's not had children ever have a child try to latch on? When my sister's kids were babies we had the same color & length hair and they kept trying to nurse with me.


O yeah. I've got a 1 y/o niece that thinks I'm a buffet. I've taken to wearing layered clothing around her, as she inevitably slobbers all over the front of me when I visit.

sunna
10-19-2007, 06:47 PM
That's stupid! I want the pretty bra, not the industrial strenght bra!

They need to make more sexy bras in larger cup sizes!


Lane Bryant. :D

preyer
10-19-2007, 06:50 PM
harry potter isn't circumcized, in case anyone was curious to know. comments from english women seem to be generally positive about the fact that 'he's not mutilated like most american men.'

too, i've heard women claim uncircumcized men taste awful. i'm going to have to take their word on that. however, if that's true, i certainly wouldn't want to in a position where a bit of skin prevented a woman from practicing the french arts.

maestrowork
10-19-2007, 06:51 PM
merits? i've heard that women generally find circumcized penises more attractive. i don't think i've ever seen a porn star without one.

You don't watch European porn, don't you?

It's a myth, even in America. And I speak from experience.

Seriously, keep it clean, and all your troubles will be far away...

Salem
10-19-2007, 07:00 PM
Lane Bryant. :D

Do they carry sizes 32 and 34? I thought they were a plus size store.

kalel32
10-19-2007, 07:01 PM
Hey just go topless we won't complain. Really.

jennifer75
10-19-2007, 07:26 PM
hey, the girls require maintenance.

suddenly I find myself singing I touch myself.


when i think about them.... i touch.... I love what this thread has become. :)

jennifer75
10-19-2007, 07:26 PM
Do they carry sizes 32 and 34? I thought they were a plus size store.

They might, but with a double F cup. snicker snicker....

preyer
10-19-2007, 07:29 PM
no, i don't watch european porn. since i don't speak any languages except (barely) english, i wouldn't be able to keep up with the plot.

a friend of mine became a grandfather (he's only 41, so i dearly love riding him on this fact) a few weeks ago. he said his grandson was circumcized. when i asked him why, he said because everyone else in his family was. he made a lot of dumb jokes about it, but i seems to me that in his family's case, the decision was made more on a cultural basis than anything else.

cray
10-19-2007, 07:31 PM
no, i don't watch european porn. since i don't speak any languages except (barely) english, i wouldn't be able to keep up with the plot.



:roll:

BenPanced
10-19-2007, 07:38 PM
The only satisfactory resolution to the debate I've heard is to leave it up to the parents.

maestrowork
10-19-2007, 07:40 PM
a friend of mine became a grandfather (he's only 41, so i dearly love riding him on this fact) a few weeks ago. he said his grandson was circumcized. when i asked him why, he said because everyone else in his family was. he made a lot of dumb jokes about it, but i seems to me that in his family's case, the decision was made more on a cultural basis than anything else.

A lot of circumcisions are done on cultural, religious and societal basis, not medical. Circumcised or not, you still have to keep that thing clean. Aesthetics-wise, it's totally culturally based, I reckon.

jennifer75
10-19-2007, 07:45 PM
Does anybody know if there is a link between HPV in women who have uncircumsized partners?



That's right, even I can ask a serious question....

Salem
10-19-2007, 07:45 PM
Hey just go topless we won't complain. Really.

I know this is a bit off topic, but what the hell is so bad about going topless on the beach? It's normal in Europe but in the US people freak out if you're topless on the beach. I don't see what's so offensive about breasts.

jennifer75
10-19-2007, 07:47 PM
This is just me - and call me weird - but when I go to the beach, I don't want to see any boobs.

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 07:47 PM
naked = sex. adults can't control themselves, didn't you know?

Salem
10-19-2007, 07:48 PM
This is just me - and call me weird - but when I go to the beach, I don't want to see any boobs.

Weird.

Okay, I checked out the Lane Bryant website and if you want a D cup you have to have at least a 38 inch rib cage. No 34 Ds. I'll have to keep searching.

BenPanced
10-19-2007, 07:50 PM
Discuss, particularly if the subject matter creates potential for bannination and/or thread closure.

Extra points scored if thread descends into bottomless pit of tasteless depravity.:e2woo:

kalel32
10-19-2007, 07:50 PM
Hey if you got them flaunt them I say.

p.s. sent all pics to me and I'll give you an expert assessment.

*heh heh heh*

AceTachyon
10-19-2007, 07:53 PM
The scrotum.

jennifer75
10-19-2007, 07:56 PM
Weird.

Okay, I checked out the Lane Bryant website and if you want a D cup you have to have at least a 38 inch rib cage. No 34 Ds. I'll have to keep searching.

A subtle flaunter, you are not.

jennifer75
10-19-2007, 07:58 PM
Photo deleted.

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 07:59 PM
*shakes head*

Sunkissed27f
10-19-2007, 08:00 PM
LMFAO..........this is classic! PILLOWS!!

NeuroFizz
10-19-2007, 08:00 PM
The scrotum...

...is to a man what a purse is to a woman

...is nature's thermometer

...is the jester who hides behind the king

...is not the method, but the madness

...is the swagger of the sway

And, I apologize for invading, because my gender is specified.

Sunkissed27f
10-19-2007, 08:06 PM
Yes there is some what....Jenn.

http://www.circinfo.net/cervical_cancer_in_female_partners_of_uncircumcise d_men.html

Many different opinions on this. (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_women_get_cervical_cancer_from_their_partner's _uncircumcised_penis)

Silver King
10-19-2007, 08:14 PM
Come on, folks. You know better than to post photos of those girlies.

You can talk about breasts all you want, but please provide mental pictures, not actual images.

Thank you.

kalel32
10-19-2007, 08:18 PM
Darn and I missed those pics...well theres always pm

sunna
10-19-2007, 08:18 PM
Weird.

Okay, I checked out the Lane Bryant website and if you want a D cup you have to have at least a 38 inch rib cage. No 34 Ds. I'll have to keep searching.


Hmmmm. I never tried to look for anything under a 36 at LB. I don't think I've needed to since - oh, high school. But they do got pretty in the D sizes; I love Lane Bryant. :)

I'll ask my cousin. She's a Dolly Parton type. I think she orders online from a specialty place, where they have those bras with cushioned cooling-gel shoulder straps. (I've always wanted one of those.)

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 08:20 PM
I know this is a bit off topic, but what the hell is so bad about going topless on the beach? It's normal in Europe but in the US people freak out if you're topless on the beach. I don't see what's so offensive about breasts.
...since for some of us, thanks to some obtuse physics principle, they cover as much as a one-piece suit!!!:D Just don't make us run topless -- that would be disastrous (if we even lived through it!!)

jennifer75
10-19-2007, 08:25 PM
Darn and I missed those pics...well theres always pm

That'll teach u for "wandering" .... always follow closely behind me.

Devil Ledbetter
10-19-2007, 08:30 PM
The only satisfactory resolution to the debate I've heard is to leave it up to the parents.The only satisfactory resolution I've heard is to leave it up to the owner of the penis. If an adult male decides to have himself circumcised when there is no medical indication to do so, that's his business. But there's no reason to go amputating perfectly normal and healthy tissue from the genitals of infants in the name of some nebulous future good.

It's kind of sick that we even ask the question. I mean, we don't go about "deciding" whether we should have our children's smallest toes removed to assure that they don't get some rare pinky-toe cancer later, or suffer the pain of ingrown toenails because we know someone that happened to once.

"My sister had an ingrown toenail once! I'm having my child's pinky toes removed to spare her the agony!" "I don't want to bother clipping her little toenails, they're hard to clip." "They don't really NEED their pinky toes, do they? Anyway, I think their feet are more attractive without them." "It's up to ME, the PARENT to decide."

In cultures where women are circumcised, men "prefer" it and parents argue that it's "cleaner" and "safer" and that the female labia are "prone to disease." Our culture's obsession with circing newborn boys is no more valid.

My six-year-old son is intact. That's the proper term: Intact. Not "not circed" as though it's only a matter of time before his foreskin develops some awful malady and requires amputation. His foreskin has yet to rear up and strangle him, or chase us all out of the house with it's foul stench. It's normal, it's natural and by all indications he's rather fond of it. He's yet to be teased by anyone about it, but his cousin was awfully disappointed that he didn't have one too.

His cousin got robbed.

sunna
10-19-2007, 08:33 PM
.:D Just don't make us run topless -- that would be disastrous (if we even lived through it!!)


Heh. The last time I was at a nude beach there was a guy jogging. There's an image that'll stay with you.

It looked...uncomfortable.

The_Grand_Duchess
10-19-2007, 08:51 PM
I am always having problems with my boobs. Always trying to stuff them into a top that doesn't fit quite right. Boobs are rough man.

jennifer75
10-19-2007, 08:52 PM
I have to buy "long" shirts otherwise they turn into crop tops.

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 08:58 PM
I can wear tank tops without a bra! ha ha ha ha ha!

well, I used to be able to!

jennifer75
10-19-2007, 09:00 PM
I can wear tank tops without a bra! ha ha ha ha ha!

well, I used to be able to!

I can too, just don't look.

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 09:03 PM
yes, good point. I should've clarified.

I can wear tank tops without a bra and without scaring children, poking an eye out or having men look at me.

sunna
10-19-2007, 09:03 PM
I can too, just don't look.

As can I - but I look like I missed my calling in the NBA.

Siddow
10-19-2007, 09:08 PM
Taint.

cray
10-19-2007, 09:09 PM
Taint.

there goes your dream of ever becoming a mod
:D





eta: * straightens tie. leaves thread.*

Silver King
10-19-2007, 09:14 PM
Extra points scored if thread descends into bottomless pit of tasteless depravity.
You mean negative rep points, right?

davids
10-19-2007, 09:16 PM
The scrotum...

...is to a man what a purse is to a woman

...is nature's thermometer

...is the jester who hides behind the king

...is not the method, but the madness

...is the swagger of the sway

And, I apologize for invading, because my gender is specified.

There he goes again stepping over dead gender non-specific body parts-cheeze whiz.

Siddow
10-19-2007, 09:16 PM
Tainted Love
(whoa!)
Tainted Love

Don't touch me pleeze
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm gona pack my things and go!

Don't touch me, baby
Tainted love
Don't touch me, baby
Tainted love

truelyana
10-19-2007, 09:16 PM
The shoulder...

...what now?

JLCwrites
10-19-2007, 09:19 PM
Elbow.
*Snickering and getting embarrassed*

Voyager
10-19-2007, 09:20 PM
I knew I should have stayed out this thread.
That's put me right off cleavage, not to mention white coffee.

That's okay, I don't have any cleavage anyway...unless I lean forward and squish my shoulders together real tight. :Shrug:

sunna
10-19-2007, 09:20 PM
Um.....back of the knee?



I'm just not bad enough for this thread.

Voyager
10-19-2007, 09:21 PM
If I have neither the time nor the inclination to hoist my gut up and check, does that qualify as non-specified gender?

davids
10-19-2007, 09:23 PM
So you are all unspecified gender parts-huh huh? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHETC ETC. Me specifiacally genderized cause of the homogonization of the socio-politco humorous tactillus bone in me bum!!!!

Siddow
10-19-2007, 09:25 PM
According to my then-three-old, upon witnessing me changing his sister's diaper, girls have a bum in the front and the back. :D

Voyager
10-19-2007, 09:27 PM
That's why they call it a front fanny in the UK :Sun:

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-19-2007, 09:31 PM
Ear lobes.

Kentuk
10-19-2007, 09:31 PM
I'll just stick my little toe into this pool of disgustius.

brokenfingers
10-19-2007, 09:34 PM
The back of the neck; that magical area where, when you pull aside the hair, you can see the tiny individual hairs lessen then fade away into the smooth, creamy goodness.

Mmmmmmmm...

Red-Green
10-19-2007, 09:38 PM
Heh. The last time I was at a nude beach there was a guy jogging. There's an image that'll stay with you.

It looked...uncomfortable.

When we lived in Florida my husband did nude runs at a local clothing optional resort. I went to cheer him on once. He says, "It's not the bouncing, it's the chafing."

kalel32
10-19-2007, 09:41 PM
Nothing wrong with bouncing boobs...that image stays with you too.

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 09:45 PM
I can wear tank tops without a bra! ha ha ha ha ha!

well, I used to be able to!

Ah!! But can you pass the 2x4 test

(that would be the older woman version of the pencil test, cause its so hard to find those little buggers again once they get under there -- you could suffer from lead poisoning, ya know!)

melaniehoo
10-19-2007, 09:52 PM
Ah!! But can you pass the 2x4 test

(that would be the older woman version of the pencil test, cause its so hard to find those little buggers again once they get under there -- you could suffer from lead poisoning, ya know!)

now I'm very scared.

kalel32
10-19-2007, 10:25 PM
Hey if you need help with *them* I'm your guy.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-19-2007, 10:38 PM
...since for some of us, thanks to some obtuse physics principle, they cover as much as a one-piece suit!!!:D Just don't make us run topless -- that would be disastrous (if we even lived through it!!)

Can you say 'double black eye'?

Speaking of the pencil test... can any of y'all hold an old Underwood typewriter under yours? :D

rhymegirl
10-19-2007, 10:42 PM
Hey if you need help with *them* I'm your guy.

You're having too much fun in this thread.

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 10:47 PM
Can you say 'double black eye'?

Speaking of the pencil test... can any of y'all hold an old Underwood typewriter under yours? :D


a xerox machine is better -- no dirty black ink ribbons to get all tied and tangled!!

kalel32
10-19-2007, 10:48 PM
Fortunately my typing is a lot slower than my mind, or at best my imagination.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-19-2007, 10:51 PM
Heh. Docutech? Old 9500 with a folder, stapler, mangler attachment?

reigningcatsndogs
10-19-2007, 10:57 PM
Heh. Docutech? Old 9500 with a folder, stapler, mangler attachment?

Oi!!! The stapler!!! Don't even go THERE. It's even worse than the damn sorty-thingy-ma-do that I can't remember the name of but that always jammed!!!!

kalel32
10-19-2007, 11:02 PM
Hey I brought the tequila, wheres the salt at.

MattW
10-19-2007, 11:36 PM
Da booty is the best part.

JLCwrites
10-19-2007, 11:38 PM
The back of the neck; that magical area where, when you pull aside the hair, you can see the tiny individual hairs lessen then fade away into the smooth, creamy goodness.

Mmmmmmmm...

Rushing over to hubby while pulling my hair aside.

Voyager
10-19-2007, 11:38 PM
I don't know if this counts as a body part, but I'm a HUGE fan of the happy trail. On guys, no like, on fish. ETA: That sounds so wrong, let me change that to...non men.

melaniehoo
10-20-2007, 12:03 AM
How did the boob thread switch to office supplies?

Voyager
10-20-2007, 12:06 AM
I know I always get a tingly sensation when I'm in the desk blotter section of Office Depot

reigningcatsndogs
10-20-2007, 12:06 AM
How did the boob thread switch to office supplies?
catch one of those puppies in a mimeograph machine, and you'll know the answer to that!!! ;)

sassandgroove
10-20-2007, 01:36 AM
7 PAGES!

Well I read the first page. As to the OP, not since I was properly fitted by those kind ladies at the store with a measuring tape and a smile. I'd been wearing a cup size too small.

DeborahM
10-20-2007, 02:07 AM
I can wear tank tops without a bra! ha ha ha ha ha!

well, I used to be able to!

just wait till gravity really hits! **walks off laughing while readjusting the girls...**

Carole
10-20-2007, 02:15 AM
Anyone who's not had children ever have a child try to latch on? When my sister's kids were babies we had the same color & length hair and they kept trying to nurse with me.
Ha. I have one better. My older son latched onto his DAD when he was a newborn. I was in bed nursing him and when he was finished, I got out of bed and laid him by his daddy. He turned his little head and latched right onto his dad who, in turn, freaked out so bad he jumped out of the bed!

Angie
10-20-2007, 02:23 AM
Someone mentioned this song (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11327) earlier. Enjoy. :D

rhymegirl
10-20-2007, 03:15 AM
The back of the neck; that magical area where, when you pull aside the hair, you can see the tiny individual hairs lessen then fade away into the smooth, creamy goodness.

Mmmmmmmm...

Wow, that is....

it's....

hmmm....

put that into one of your stories or poems.

sunna
10-20-2007, 03:28 AM
The back of the neck; that magical area where, when you pull aside the hair, you can see the tiny individual hairs lessen then fade away into the smooth, creamy goodness.

Mmmmmmmm...


Hmmm. I think my husband needs to read this. :D

rhymegirl
10-20-2007, 04:11 AM
Choose a body part. Discuss, particularly if the subject matter creates potential for bannination and/or thread closure.

Legs.

CheshireCat
10-20-2007, 06:11 AM
160-odd posts, well over 1,600 views ... Hmmm.

Can't imagine why.

Joe270
10-20-2007, 06:56 AM
Damn it, I get busy for a few days and miss the best thread ever. And the mods removed all the video posts, great, just great.

Chumplet
10-20-2007, 08:01 AM
Once I whipped out the underwire because it was already escaping through a hole in the side. Then I had to pop the other one out so everything would be even. I did it in the middle of the Classified department but we were all girls.

threedogpeople
10-20-2007, 09:00 AM
My husband has 5 brothers and one sister (big Italian family).

We were at our wedding reception taking some informal photos; there is one where the I have a very shocked look on my face. One, or more, of the brothers standing in the back row had taken advantage of the situation and felt me up. I was immediately welcomed to the family and told that it was an Italian tradition.

threedogpeople
10-20-2007, 09:13 AM
I used to travel for business at least 3 or 4 times a week.

I traveled so much that I wore the same thing on the plane almost every time; black jeans, black socks & shoes, black short-sleeved blouse, silver belt, silver bracelet and I carried a jacket or sweater.

Following 9-11, getting through security was a challenge. First trip, my belt & bracelet set off the metal detector so next trip I changed my belt & bracelet. Second trip, my shoes set off the metal detector; so I changed my shoes for trip 3. Trip 3 I was in a big hurry to get through the security gate because the plane was leaving. I went through the metal detector and it went off, again!

While the heavily armed national guardsmen looked on, the security guards pulled me aside and used the "wand" to scan me. My shoes weren't a problem, nor were my belt or bracelet. However, the underwires of my bra set off the wand - beep, beep; scan me again - beep, beep.

The words that came out of my mouth were, "Oh my God, my boobs are beeping". At that comment, the gate erupted into laughter. I am quite sure that I was the talk of a few dinner tables that evening.

joetrain
10-20-2007, 09:26 AM
My husband has 5 brothers and one sister (big Italian family).

We were at our wedding reception taking some informal photos; there is one where the I have a very shocked look on my face. One, or more, of the brothers standing in the back row had taken advantage of the situation and felt me up. I was immediately welcomed to the family and told that it was an Italian tradition.

funny, thats a mississippi tradition as well.

Kerr
10-20-2007, 09:52 AM
Back in my twenties halter tops were big. I had one on while standing out on the second floor balcony, BBQuing for a fellow waitress and male customer when the string popped and everything exploded out. Totally embarrassing, but at least I was young and gave the guy a good show.
I work with guys every day now. They talk wishfully about those things, but we are the ones who remember.

Kerr
10-20-2007, 10:21 AM
Abs, definitely, either gender except those whose gender is indefinite.

MacAllister
10-20-2007, 10:25 AM
I swear to god I'm gonna merge all the body part threads into a single, gigantic, Frankenstein's Monster thread.

Medievalist
10-20-2007, 10:25 AM
Y'all are confusing gender with sex.

Just sayin'

benbradley
10-20-2007, 11:20 AM
I just noticed this piece of clothing that may well fit perfectly into this newly merged FrankenThread - it covers the girls:
http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck_pics_tanktop.html
... apparently after having held up the boys...

rhymegirl
10-20-2007, 05:25 PM
I love the new thread title. Very creative!

brokenfingers
10-20-2007, 06:32 PM
Has anyone mentioned little toe yet?

Devil Ledbetter
10-20-2007, 07:59 PM
Has anyone mentioned little toe yet?
I did. (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1739586&postcount=168)

brokenfingers
10-20-2007, 08:00 PM
I did. (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1739586&postcount=168)Ahhhh, I stand corrected. The pinky toe never gets any respect.

Devil Ledbetter
10-20-2007, 08:02 PM
Ahhhh, I stand corrected. The pinky toe never gets any respect.I could have used earlobes in a similar analogy. Anyway, this place is too jokey for a serious discussion of infant genital mutilation - as the thread merging proves.

Carry on with the fun and games, folks.

joetrain
10-20-2007, 08:09 PM
Discuss, particularly if the subject matter creates potential for bannination and/or thread closure.


that velvety pass between the hills of the two hip bones where the happy trail genially traverses... i could run a finger back and forth across here for days: down one hip, (ooh, soft, loiny vulnerability) up the other, again and again....


what a distracting thread.

Sunkissed27f
10-20-2007, 08:42 PM
I was going to post something relevant...but I's confuzzled!

I don't even know what heck we are talking about anymore!!

Pinky toes...and necks....and stuffisses.........ARE we building Playboy Bunny Frankenstein...the new doll hitting store wide shelves by Christmas?

kalel32
10-20-2007, 08:48 PM
Booooobs

there now get back on topic

Sunkissed27f
10-20-2007, 08:55 PM
Boobs........What? Are you like a baby and need sustenance all the time?

Boobs are now a dime a dozen....any one and I do mean ANY ONE can now have boobs.
Why not attribute some thing natural...yes I know some boobs are natural. It just seems that now of days any given body part can be bought for the right price....but there are just some places that CAN'T be bought.......and now I will have a minute of silence to dwell on them.............................................. .................................................. ..........

kalel32
10-20-2007, 09:06 PM
Did you a dime a dozen.

I'll take two please.

Sunkissed27f
10-20-2007, 09:13 PM
If I had a dozen I would be working at the freak show.
Hey...pppsstttt.......go check your mailbox...I believe your "other" blue pill has just arrived. ;)

I like the Bride of Frankenstein's hair.....is that a body part?
I reckon it is.
Betty just does it better ;)

Was backs mentioned?
Not the back of something...but someones back.
I have found any person man or woman can have a sensual back.
Hell...yes even with unsightly back hair.

truelyana
10-20-2007, 09:34 PM
Um, what about nails? You know like toenails, handnails, and any kinda nail that tends to grow in and out of the body. Isn't that a body part, I mean it's part of the body right?

kalel32
10-20-2007, 09:45 PM
Used for scratching those hard too reach places.

kalel32
10-20-2007, 09:56 PM
What about dimples?

not technically a body part, but damn cute.

Devil Ledbetter
10-20-2007, 10:12 PM
Teeth.

truelyana
10-20-2007, 10:14 PM
What about dimples?

not technically a body part, but damn cute.

I think dimples can be so counted, I mean they are part of the skin.

P.S-What colours are dimples usually?

truelyana
10-20-2007, 10:15 PM
Teeth.

Miaow:snoopy:

kalel32
10-20-2007, 10:18 PM
I think dimples can be so counted, I mean they are part of the skin.

P.S-What colours are dimples usually?

Blush red...depending on what made you smile.

jennifer75
10-23-2007, 10:42 PM
ok, which clever little monkey changed my title on my b**b thread?

writerterri
10-24-2007, 12:10 AM
Well, I have a wedgie problem but it's no problem. I just announce that I'm fixing my wedgie. It usually just gets a couple of giggles and I'm all better.

My full b's behave.

rhymegirl
10-24-2007, 12:14 AM
Ahhhh, I stand corrected. The pinky toe never gets any respect.

No, it doesn't.

I had a broken baby toe once. Man, did that hurt. Always protect your baby toe from someone landing on it.

JLCwrites
10-24-2007, 12:26 AM
No, it doesn't.

I had a broken baby toe once. Man, did that hurt. Always protect your baby toe from someone landing on it.
Or from hitting it against furniture, toys, and doorways.