The Frankenstein's Monster of Merged Body Parts Threads

My boobs are well behaved for the most part but every now and then I do have to make little, uh, adjustments. I don't know if anyone ever sees me do it but I'll experiment at work tomorrow and get back to you.

*sigh* Alas, this has happened to me.

I am going to employ a boob-steadying man, whose job it will be to keep his hands on my tits all day to prevent them misbehaving.

Usually it's just bra straps for me. My bras are otherwise well-behaved.

*looks at the thread title*

*snorts*

*laughs hysterically*

*sits back and waits for the guys to show up*

Seriously, the answer is "yes". I am a little too...er, well-endowed? And this happens to me a lot. Sigh.

scarletpeaches said:

I am going to employ a boob-steadying man, whose job it will be to keep his hands on my tits all day to prevent them misbehaving.

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I am currently accepting applications by PM.

What's a cowoker?

I often grab the wire on the bottom and jerk it around. I don't really care who sees me.

But for a full adjustment? I'll do it in the bathroom or in the car. I figure, even if someone sees me in the car, I'm never going to see them again.

ETA: I'm the kind of person who takes her shoes off and sits indian-style on top of my office chair at work. Lessons in propriety should not be taken from me.

Rllgthunder said:

What's a cowoker?

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...aaaaand, I KNEW this would be the first guy to show up.

I have to do this ALL the time. And I will admit, I have been caught a few times. But seriously, guys adjust ALL the time. Who are they to bitch?

jennifer75 said:

I had my money on rumplestump.

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He's probably still commuting, then has to walk the dog.

But he'll be pissed he wasn't the first guy.

My only booby problem was when I was breastfeeding. I could be miles away from my own child, shopping or something, and some other kid would cry and the old mams would start flowin'.

There, that should take care of the guys.

rofl. awesome.

I'm still waiting for my breasts to develop.

*drums fingers on desk, looks around*

nope, still nothing.

I had one pop out of my bathing suit at the beach. Luckily, nobody saw but my husband.

I'm still nursing my two year old...the nursing bra snaps are a pain in the arse! Don't get me started on the voyeur aspect of folks.

jennifer75 said:

But, what if it's a problem of the "quad kind" you know, poppers, two is good, four is bad!

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Actually the only time I ever had this happen was when I jumped into a pool with a bikini on. Now I wear one-pieces.

Well, a few months ago I got this awesome bra: you know - the comfortable but still makes your husband's eyes pop kind - seemed perfect. Except....liiiiittle metal front clasp.

Apparently those things can open on their own.

Because I've just got that kind of luck, I discovered this while interviewing someone with one of our directors. Stand up, say thanks for coming in, we'll be in touch, reach out to shake the guy's hand - and POP. No more bra. It's just hanging from my shoulders. I was wearing silk and there was air conditioning, so it wasn't like you couldn't tell. The poor interviewee looks down, meets my eyes and practically skitters out the door. Director, being a man of little tact and unashamed appreciation of the female form, says, while eyeing my freezing nipples: "Bet he's thinkin' he got the job right about now."

O yeah. HR is definitely my field.

Oh funny!

Does it count if my nephew pointed out I didn't quite fill out my bikini? He was 8 at the time.

You should have said to him, "You wear underpants, don't you?"

ha ha. I think I was too startled to come up with a witty response.

Last time I saw my 6 year old cousin, she walked up to me and said "Hey, have you seen how fat my dad is?"

Uh... yes?