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maestrowork
10-18-2007, 01:17 AM
No, it's not about AW. I mean, why doesn't this Jessica Alba lookalike go away? I can't concentrate. I can't work. Why does she have to sit across from where I am?

clockwork
10-18-2007, 01:23 AM
Send her a note.

Do you like me?

Yes
No
Maybe

XXX

auntybug
10-18-2007, 01:25 AM
Pfft easy. Ask her to go invisible.

rhymegirl
10-18-2007, 02:25 AM
Send her a note.

Do you like me?

Yes
No
Maybe

XXX

Oh, that is so cute.

maestrowork
10-18-2007, 02:29 AM
What are you, still in high school?

Don't worry, she's been gone for half an hour now. Finally, I can do some work.

clockwork
10-18-2007, 03:03 AM
What are you, still in high school?

Don't worry, she's been gone for half an hour now. Finally, I can do some work.

Sorry, I didn't realise you were happy just being distracted. Here I was assuming you'd want to talk to her!

Voyager
10-18-2007, 03:07 AM
There's always the ponytail pull, followed by maniacal giggling as you run away. Don't forget the over-the-shoulder-Eddie-Izzard, I love youuuuuuuuu while you go.

preyer
10-18-2007, 03:14 AM
speaking of awesome ninja powers, mine is the ability to throw writing utensils across the room and strike my target with lazer accuracy. that's what i would have done ~ give the target, in this case a jessica alba clone, a quick heads-up, then let a pen fly her way. if she deflects it, i'd lean back, stroke my goatee, and say, 'very good, grasshopper. you are now ready to date me.'

rhymegirl
10-18-2007, 03:26 AM
speaking of awesome ninja powers, mine is the ability to throw writing utensils across the room and strike my target with lazer accuracy. that's what i would have done ~ give the target, in this case a jessica alba clone, a quick heads-up, then let a pen fly her way. if she deflects it, i'd lean back, stroke my goatee, and say, 'very good, grasshopper. you are now ready to date me.'

That sounds like the boy in fifth grade who used to knock my books on the floor or flip my open book closed with his ruler.

Bo Sullivan
10-18-2007, 03:28 AM
Act cool and ignore her until she talks to you.

Sunkissed27f
10-18-2007, 03:37 AM
Talk about how hot she is then "accidentally" send the email to her. :tongue

Wait a second Mister.....I thought you had an SO!!

auntybug
10-18-2007, 03:42 AM
*peeks in*

Um..go invisible...fantatic 4...tough crowd....

*leaves again*

Little Red Barn
10-18-2007, 03:47 AM
Send her a note.

Do you like me?

Yes
No
Maybe

XXX
CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey love missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ray, and put hearts all over it too. ;)

clockwork
10-18-2007, 03:57 AM
See? Chicks dig the high school stuff.

Ow! What?

Carole
10-18-2007, 04:59 AM
Chicks do love the high school stuff.

sometimes ;)

robeiae
10-18-2007, 05:04 AM
What are you, still in high school?Strange. I was gonna ask you that question...

;)

maestrowork
10-18-2007, 06:38 AM
I have a zit you can pop, rob.

badducky
10-18-2007, 06:56 AM
Maestro, I've always believed my hummingbird-like attention span was a huge advantage.

If your writing isn't good enough to distract you from Jessica Alba, you need to write something more interesting.

maestrowork
10-18-2007, 07:09 AM
Well, between Jessica Alba and writing about some guy getting killed at an internment camp...

Hey, cookies.

badducky
10-18-2007, 07:11 AM
Did you say something? I was busy writing something really interesting.

Then I had some cake.

Yay CAKE!

maestrowork
10-18-2007, 07:12 AM
Jessica Alba's phone number would be interesting...

badducky
10-18-2007, 07:44 AM
It would, except that her bodyguards always answer first.

Tiny Jim isn't so bad, but Thomas never takes the gum out of his mouth, and he chews with an open mouth while he's talking. It's gross.

;)

brokenfingers
10-18-2007, 01:53 PM
No, it's not about AW. I mean, why doesn't this Jessica Alba lookalike go away? I can't concentrate. I can't work. Why does she have to sit across from where I am?Was she reading over your shoulder or something? Popping her gum? Loudly slurping her coffee? Chatting on the phone?

Otherwise I don't understand what the problem is.

Next time a good-looking woman has the nerve to sit by you, just call the management and have her removed.

seun
10-18-2007, 02:12 PM
Get your friend to tell her friend to tell her you like her. Then she will tell her friend to tell your friend to tell you she doesn't like you.

Well, that's usually how it worked for me. :D

maestrowork
10-18-2007, 03:24 PM
Was she reading over your shoulder or something? Popping her gum? Loudly slurping her coffee? Chatting on the phone?

Otherwise I don't understand what the problem is.


I didn't like the competition. There could only be one celebrity lookalike in the whole joint. Me, Mr. Asian Brad Pitt.

CaroGirl
10-18-2007, 04:33 PM
Move your computer to a room without a window. I work in my basement and have a stunning view of my neighbours' siding and the inside of my window well. Not distracting at all.