A Pretty Flounce...

KTC · Oct 15, 2007

This is it. I've had enough of you lousy people!

I HATE YOU ALL!

I'm leaving. Don't try to stop me.

Tips tiara askew and saunters out.

KTC · Oct 15, 2007

I'll be back on November 1st. At which point I will try to find something redeeming in you crazies...

I have a novel to rewrite...

Haggis · Oct 15, 2007

Worst. Flounce. Ever.

re-write well.

Bmwhtly · Oct 15, 2007

I agree with Haggis. That was bloody awful.

KTC said:
I'll be back

You're only making it worse.

Work hard then come back. Ya hear?

benbradley · Oct 15, 2007

MODS: Thread Name Change Request

This should be "A Petty Flounce," not "A Pretty Flounce."

Thanks for your attention.

cray · Oct 15, 2007

but you'll be checking your rep points and pm's, right?
...and maybe an occassional post,..

Stew21 · Oct 15, 2007

Have fun re-writing, Kevin!
See you when you get back.

No more flouncing from you, Mr.

C.bronco · Oct 15, 2007

Good luck with the rewrite!
Before you come back, however, you need to take a flouncing workshop, because that one was pretty lame. It lacked genuine passion, panache and the creativity I would have expected from you, not to mention the omission of Orlando Bloom, monkey butts, eggplant or sparkles.

seun · Oct 15, 2007

Good riddance to the old bastard.

III · Oct 15, 2007

Whose novel are you re-writing? Seems like kind of a waste of time.

Dawno · Oct 15, 2007

C.bronco said:
Good luck with the rewrite!
Before you come back, however, you need to take a flouncing workshop, because that one was pretty lame. It lacked genuine passion, panache and the creativity I would have expected from you, not to mention the omission of Orlando Bloom, monkey butts, eggplant or sparkles.

The inclusion of "monkey butts" in that list casts the others in rather interesting company...

davids · Oct 15, 2007

Can Canadians flounce? Even as in this case with little aplomb? Do they not just slide gently away on a sheet of ice?

C.bronco · Oct 15, 2007

Ah, well, they always get my attention!

reigningcatsndogs · Oct 15, 2007

davids said:
Can Canadians flounce? Even as in this case with little aplomb? Do they not just slide gently away on a sheet of ice?

With someone yelling HURRY! HARD! HARD!!!

CaroGirl · Oct 15, 2007

Kevin, you suck. Now get to work and hope you rewrite better than you flounce. You sucky flouncer, you.

Angie · Oct 15, 2007

That flounce was pathetic. I would have expected so much better from you.

Good luck with rewrites. And here's something to keep you going:

davids · Oct 15, 2007

reigningcatsndogs said:
With someone yelling HURRY! HARD! HARD!!!

Curling is for silly people who have forgotten their irons and wear grey fluffely woolen cardigans with Mooses faces knitted on the back and handle brooms in a majestic fashion! Kevin does not understand even though Canadian that one must always take care when brooming oneself!

reigningcatsndogs · Oct 15, 2007

davids said:
Curling is for silly people who have forgotten their irons and wear grey fluffely woolen cardigans with Mooses faces knitted on the back and handle brooms in a majestic fashion! Kevin does not understand even though Canadian that one must always take care when brooming oneself!

Hey! We never forget our irons!!! We've perfected snow golf, doncha know!!! That's why they make those pink balls and blue balls, so you can see them against that massive white expanse!!!
But guys that can curl are HOT!!! They know how to sweep floors properly, so we love them!!

davids · Oct 15, 2007

reigningcatsndogs said:
Hey! We never forget our irons!!! We've perfected snow golf, doncha know!!! That's why they make those pink balls and blue balls, so you can see them against that massive white expanse!!!
But guys that can curl are HOT!!! They know how to sweep floors properly, so we love them!!

At my age I can no longer defer to blue balls!

Shadow_Ferret · Oct 15, 2007

What is this flounce stuff? I've heard it mentioned a few times. As usual, because I don't pay attention, I'm in the dark.

wyntermoon · Oct 15, 2007

KTC said:
Tips tiara askew and saunters out.

You could have at least skipped out. Show some class, man!

Catch you on the flip side~

C.bronco · Oct 15, 2007

Shadow_Ferret said:
What is this flounce stuff? I've heard it mentioned a few times. As usual, because I don't pay attention, I'm in the dark.

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61043
Flounce: v. to create a passionate thread that explains why the flouncer (n.) is leaving the forum 4EVER. The traditional flounce is marked by inflated and/or insulting language. See the templates listed on the link above.

Shadow_Ferret · Oct 15, 2007

I've missed all these "flounces." I need to ~~waste~~ spend more time here in the Water Cooler.

Fingers · Oct 15, 2007

Geeze, he didnt even call us loosers. Come back and try again. Good luck with the rewrite.

yer pal Brian

Soccer Mom · Oct 15, 2007

That was not a flounce. It was a temporary self-banninnation.

I expect better from the master of the bon mot.

Try again.

You know, after you're done rewriting and stuff.

Then come back to see what we've done to your TTWD (BNT).

Bwahahahahaha!

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