Funny Bumper Stickers

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BradyH1861

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Okay kids, what is the funniest/most offensive/etc bumper sticker you have ever seen?

My personal favorite...

"I wonder how you'd drive with that cell phone shoved up your #@&"


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"The h*** with the fountain of youth. What we need is a fountain of smart."

and this one made me laugh out loud (actually a T-shirt I saw - please don't flame me if you're a vegetarian or vegan, I just thought it was funny...):


P eople E ating T asty A nimals
 

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Not a bumper sticker, but a t-shirt I saw this evening in (of all places) Wal-Mart:

"Normal People Scare Me"

My husband said I needed it. And that I should wear it. Every day.

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My son has one that has a big neon green swirl on it and the message (approx.) "...and when you wake up, you'll forget you ever saw me..."
 

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VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS
 

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Here's a good one for writers and editors:

"Editing is a rewording activity."
 

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I got this one and framed it for my office"
"Sure you can trust the government, just ask an Indian"
I love it....
 

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On the bumper of a BMW -- not kidding:

"You should see what my ex is driving."
 

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Heheheh

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That is like the Jaguar I saw--bright red w/ custom plates that said, "WAS HIS.":Wha:

OW!

Or how about the hearse that had a license that reads:
U21DAY:(

Heh.
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I know it's not a bumper sticker, but...

DirtyBumper.jpg
 

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I've seen The please flip me over one to.

My cello teacher used to have a bumper sticker on her car that said "My other car is a broom" She always said she was really a witch.:tongue
 

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I thought this one was cute...

"WARNING.... DO NOT WAKEN SLEEPING DRAGONS.... you are crunchy and good with ketchup"....
 

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It's an oldie, but that one about "If I'd known grandkids were this much fun, I'da had them first!" has always made so much sense to me. Makes me feel wistful that we can't really do it.

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That's a good question right now.
Remember Pillage FIRST, Then Burn

Sometimes, The Dragon Wins*



*For those who remember Macallister's foray into deliberately bad fiction, this one had me thinking of AckBad!
 

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Seen this week:

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.

It's already tomorrow in Australia."

"Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts #72377. Ask about franchise opportunities in your area!"*

*A rep point to the first person who can post what movie this refers to... unless of course I've already hit you recently, then you'll have to wait. That would be you, Ray.

 

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I had to read this one twice...

"If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people."
 

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Funny one for editors and that common 'who/whom' confusion.

"It's Not Who You Know, it's Whom You Know."
 

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The dread pirate roberts...the dread pirate roberts -- I *just* saw this wait, wait, I'll remember. No I won't but my husband will -- Ah-Ha! I didn't even have to ask: The Princess Bride. :Trophy:

No prize necessary. The honor of winning is enough.

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Yes, it's the the Princess Bride. Great bumper sticker, never heard of that before.
 
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