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BradyH1861
02-16-2005, 06:41 AM
Okay kids, what is the funniest/most offensive/etc bumper sticker you have ever seen?

My personal favorite...

"I wonder how you'd drive with that cell phone shoved up your #@&"


Brady H.

Betty W01
02-16-2005, 06:47 AM
"The h*** with the fountain of youth. What we need is a fountain of smart."

and this one made me laugh out loud (actually a T-shirt I saw - please don't flame me if you're a vegetarian or vegan, I just thought it was funny...):


P eople E ating T asty A nimals

WVWriterGirl
02-16-2005, 07:55 AM
Not a bumper sticker, but a t-shirt I saw this evening in (of all places) Wal-Mart:

"Normal People Scare Me"

My husband said I needed it. And that I should wear it. Every day.

WVWG

Betty W01
02-16-2005, 08:05 AM
My son has one that has a big neon green swirl on it and the message (approx.) "...and when you wake up, you'll forget you ever saw me..."

Pthom
02-16-2005, 10:45 AM
VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS

Poppy
02-17-2005, 12:10 AM
"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"

Poppy
02-17-2005, 12:16 AM
Here's a good one for writers and editors:

"Editing is a rewording activity."

awatkins
02-17-2005, 12:25 AM
These are all hilarious!

(Stop playing and get back to your research, Anne!!! Now!!! :whip: )

BradyH1861
02-17-2005, 12:57 AM
Thought of another funny one I have seen

On a Mitsubishi Sports Car:

"Brought to you by the same company that brought you Pear Harbor."

Brady H.

maestrowork
02-17-2005, 02:35 AM
"This car doesn't have any brakes."

biotales
02-17-2005, 03:37 AM
I got this one and framed it for my office"
"Sure you can trust the government, just ask an Indian"
I love it....

three seven
02-17-2005, 03:46 AM
I like:

"Watch out for the idiot behind me"

and

"If you can read this, please flip me over" (stuck on upside-down, obviously)

ChunkyC
02-17-2005, 04:49 AM
On the bumper of a BMW -- not kidding:

"You should see what my ex is driving."

Cate
02-17-2005, 05:15 AM
CC,
That is like the Jaguar I saw--bright red w/ custom plates that said, "WAS HIS.":Wha:

OW!

Or how about the hearse that had a license that reads:
U21DAY:(

Heh.
Twisted.

three seven
02-17-2005, 05:18 AM
I know it's not a bumper sticker, but...

http://www.geocities.com/thingumybobwotsit/DirtyBumper.jpg

maestrowork
02-17-2005, 05:57 AM
http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/zbs829.gif
http://www.bumpertalk.com/bt/images/thumb/BC133A.jpg

http://www.bumperart.com/ProductImages/2004011421_Display-15.gif

Kida Adelyne
02-17-2005, 07:16 AM
I've seen The please flip me over one to.

My cello teacher used to have a bumper sticker on her car that said "My other car is a broom" She always said she was really a witch.:tongue

biotales
02-20-2005, 08:12 PM
I thought this one was cute...

"WARNING.... DO NOT WAKEN SLEEPING DRAGONS.... you are crunchy and good with ketchup"....

paprikapink
02-20-2005, 10:54 PM
It's an oldie, but that one about "If I'd known grandkids were this much fun, I'da had them first!" has always made so much sense to me. Makes me feel wistful that we can't really do it.

-pkpk

Birol
02-20-2005, 11:06 PM
Remember Pillage FIRST, Then Burn

Sometimes, The Dragon Wins*



*For those who remember Macallister's foray into deliberately bad fiction, this one had me thinking of AckBad!

Betty W01
02-20-2005, 11:50 PM
Seen this week:


Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.




"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.

It's already tomorrow in Australia."




"Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts #72377. Ask about franchise opportunities in your area!"*

*A rep point to the first person who can post what movie this refers to... unless of course I've already hit you recently, then you'll have to wait. That would be you, Ray.

Poppy
02-21-2005, 12:21 AM
I had to read this one twice...

"If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people."

Poppy
02-21-2005, 12:24 AM
Funny one for editors and that common 'who/whom' confusion.

"It's Not Who You Know, it's Whom You Know."

paprikapink
02-21-2005, 12:50 AM
The dread pirate roberts...the dread pirate roberts -- I *just* saw this wait, wait, I'll remember. No I won't but my husband will -- Ah-Ha! I didn't even have to ask: The Princess Bride. :Trophy:

No prize necessary. The honor of winning is enough.

-pkpk

katiemac
02-21-2005, 12:59 AM
Yes, it's the the Princess Bride. Great bumper sticker, never heard of that before.

Liam Jackson
02-21-2005, 01:16 AM
http://www.geocities.com/popcop157/god.gif

rtilryarms
02-21-2005, 03:39 AM
http://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/181.jpg

http://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/29.jpg

http://www.victorystore.com/bumper/bumper%20images/binladen.gif

msQTpi
02-21-2005, 10:02 AM
I may not be smart, but I can lift heavy objects

I brake for My Voices

PMS+GUN...you do the math, NOW!!