Aspiring Novelist Arrested as Suspect in Cannibalism

Oh, YUCK!

Yikes. His writing was probably very...realistic.

research is research

Write what you know...

Oh no, not Meat Loaf again!

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0073629/Ss/0073629/7.html?path=gallery&path_key=0073629

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

Ew.

That's why I stopped posting in the critique boards. I was afraid you guys would have my lunch.

I think I know his AW screen name!

who would keep bones in a cereal box? That seems so appalling to me. Clearly that is what cannisters were made for.

rtilryarms said:

I think I know his AW screen name!

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careful.

Yikes, that is yucky and scary at the same time. That he is a horror writer and poet is just plain frightening!

poetinahat said:

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Did I scare ya?

Oh, Ack! Just. . .ack. I wish we had a smiley who hurls.

The most surprising thing is that Mexican police actually looked into it and even managed to capture him. Simply amazing. That's something you don't see every day.

and prosecuted ... novel

Kind of makes me glad I didn't post the HTML story picture site I did four years ago. It was about a girl about to turn 18 who hadn't made good enough grades to earn the right to become an adult and was given a promotional webstie by The Roasting Company. Prom queen cheerfully looking forward to her live roasting.

Anyway now the police are going to be looking at all writers who attempt to use cannibalism for shock and horror.

or research

I don't care for lazy, inaccurate reporting.

The novel I was working on was not simply horror. It was horror with a strong comedic element and a narrative that...

Oh wait, I mean that "he" was working on!

thanx s. writer

i know i was on a meathook wondering about the contents of that pan--shudder--s6