Your Personal Lifelong Chef

Who is your personal chef?

  • Paula Deen - Butter and cream on everything!

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • Emeril - Bacon fat on expensive meals!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Rachel Ray - OVOO in 30 minutes!

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Giada - Who cares what she cooks!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Tyler Florence - Who cares what he cooks!

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Alton Brown - Science on a plate.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Orlando Bloom - on a plate with chocolate.

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Other

    Votes: 7 58.3%

  • Total voters
    12
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JoNightshade

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Um, if I could have a personal chef, I wouldn't care who the heck it was. Just so long as someone cooks for me, I'm happy.
 

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There are few people I'd trust in my kitchen. Fewer, still, that I trust to feed me.

Chef Ramsey.
I likeLOVE the way he cusses.
 

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....wait a daggone minute!!

WHO STARTED THIS POLL AND WHY THE DING DONG PURPLE CORN NUTS IS MY NAME NOT AT THE TOP!!!!

ok, AW...no soup for YOU!!!!!
 

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Who is this Ramsey guy? Is that his last name? Cuz that's my mom's maiden name... hmmmmmmmmm, could I get some good cookin' out of this if we're related? :)
 

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Gordon Ramsey for his personality or Curtis Stone for his looks.
 

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While I love Alton Brown, for day-in-day-out cooking, it's got to be Paula Deen. She'd be a kick to hang around with. Also, if I could afford a personal chef, I could afford a personal trainer to work off all that butter.