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SpookyWriter
10-10-2007, 09:06 AM
:roll: During sex "Honey, did you remember to take out the trash?"

Kentuk
10-10-2007, 10:06 AM
I thought you said you weren't married.

JoNightshade
10-10-2007, 10:26 AM
I thought you said you weren't married.

That may be entirely the point.

KTC
10-10-2007, 02:49 PM
How to have a meaningful conversation with a woman

LISTEN

poetinahat
10-10-2007, 03:28 PM
Well, this is one thread that's not getting moved to the Humor forum...

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-10-2007, 03:29 PM
KTC is most wise (but I still checked what he typed to make sure there was no hidden text).

KTC
10-10-2007, 03:35 PM
KTC is most wise (but I still checked what he typed to make sure there was no hidden text).

thanks much for trusting me!

Kevin, happily married for nigh on 20 years.

TrainofThought
10-10-2007, 06:47 PM
:roll: During sex "Honey, did you remember to take out the trash?"Pet Peeve STOP TALKING!

davids
10-10-2007, 06:49 PM
Ogle her upper extentions?

NeuroFizz
10-10-2007, 06:51 PM
Teach her to talk during commercials or during replay challenges, but never during halftime when they give all the other scores, and highlights.

davids
10-10-2007, 06:53 PM
Here, here's some money now beat it will ya!?!?

Jaycinth
10-10-2007, 07:09 PM
Teach her to talk during commercials or during replay challenges, but never during halftime when they give all the other scores, and highlights.

But, Fizzy, I'lll talk during commercials and during replay challenges if you will stop making me fetch beer and munchies during halftime when they give all the other scores, and highlights.:tongue

NeuroFizz
10-10-2007, 07:35 PM
But, Fizzy, I'lll talk during commercials and during replay challenges if you will stop making me fetch beer and munchies during halftime when they give all the other scores, and highlights.
Deal! Life is good. (Notice I heard every word in your post.)

maestrowork
10-10-2007, 07:36 PM
I learned all my conversational skills from soap operas. All My Children, to be exact.

Angie
10-10-2007, 07:37 PM
LISTEN

Ah, such profound wisdom. Kevin, you're my hero. ;)

Backward Masking
10-10-2007, 07:39 PM
I assumed you talked to a woman by taking what she said and repeating it in the form of a question.

Bmwhtly
10-10-2007, 07:41 PM
I'm a fan of the patented 'Nod and say uhu until she stops, then say "And what'd they say"' method.

Works wonders, plus I can plan what I'm going to do tomorrow while she's talking. :)

Angie
10-10-2007, 07:42 PM
I believe my "How to Flirt With Girls" guidelines work just as well for having a meaningful conversation with women. So:

1. Eye contact is key. Oh, I don't mean eye contact with her EYES--your gaze should never stray from her chest. Women love this, trust me.

2. Answer every question she asks with a leer and a sexual innuendo. Example: "Would you STOP staring at my chest?" *leer* "What would you prefer I stare at?" Bonus points if you waggle your eyebrows at her while asking this.

3. In the middle of a conversation with her (especially if she is telling you some really deep, private and personal information), belch loudly, scratch your belly (remember, guys - no butt scratching in front of her until the SECOND date), and ask her to grab you another beer.

KTC
10-10-2007, 07:58 PM
Ah, such profound wisdom. Kevin, you're my hero. ;)

cough:::coffee:::cough.

Angie
10-10-2007, 08:14 PM
cough:::coffee:::cough.

Fresh brewed, just for My Hero(tm):

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/heartcoff.jpg

KTC
10-10-2007, 08:18 PM
bless you twice.

Melisande
10-11-2007, 12:39 AM
LISTEN

:Clap:

wood pixie
10-11-2007, 12:54 AM
:roll: During sex "Honey, did you remember to take out the trash?"

I'm still wondering if the woman or the man is asking this question.:Shrug:

SpookyWriter
10-11-2007, 05:49 AM
I thought you said you weren't married.And that's why I can have a meaningful conversation with a woman.

SpookyWriter
10-11-2007, 05:49 AM
I'm still wondering if the woman or the man is asking this question.:Shrug:Does it matter? All you have to remember who's on top or closer to the door.

poetinahat
10-11-2007, 05:54 AM
And that's why I can have a meaningful conversation with a woman.
Better add the smiley, Spook. I might have thought you were serious here.

Kentuk
10-11-2007, 07:31 AM
And that's why I can have a meaningful conversation with a woman.


When is your wake? Do I need to bring anything besides scotch?

SpookyWriter
10-11-2007, 07:48 AM
Better add the smiley, Spook. I might have thought you were serious here.:D And don't ask me to clean toilets tonight. I've got a headache.