How to have a meaningful conversation with a woman.
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Pet Peeve – STOP TALKING!During sex "Honey, did you remember to take out the trash?"
Teach her to talk during commercials or during replay challenges, but never during halftime when they give all the other scores, and highlights.
But, Fizzy, I'lll talk during commercials and during replay challenges if you will stop making me fetch beer and munchies during halftime when they give all the other scores, and highlights.
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I assumed you talked to a woman by taking what she said and repeating it in the form of a question.
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I'm a fan of the patented 'Nod and say uhu until she stops, then say "And what'd they say"' method.
Works wonders, plus I can plan what I'm going to do tomorrow while she's talking.
Works wonders, plus I can plan what I'm going to do tomorrow while she's talking.
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I believe my "How to Flirt With Girls" guidelines work just as well for having a meaningful conversation with women. So:
1. Eye contact is key. Oh, I don't mean eye contact with her EYES--your gaze should never stray from her chest. Women love this, trust me.
2. Answer every question she asks with a leer and a sexual innuendo. Example: "Would you STOP staring at my chest?" *leer* "What would you prefer I stare at?" Bonus points if you waggle your eyebrows at her while asking this.
3. In the middle of a conversation with her (especially if she is telling you some really deep, private and personal information), belch loudly, scratch your belly (remember, guys - no butt scratching in front of her until the SECOND date), and ask her to grab you another beer.
1. Eye contact is key. Oh, I don't mean eye contact with her EYES--your gaze should never stray from her chest. Women love this, trust me.
2. Answer every question she asks with a leer and a sexual innuendo. Example: "Would you STOP staring at my chest?" *leer* "What would you prefer I stare at?" Bonus points if you waggle your eyebrows at her while asking this.
3. In the middle of a conversation with her (especially if she is telling you some really deep, private and personal information), belch loudly, scratch your belly (remember, guys - no butt scratching in front of her until the SECOND date), and ask her to grab you another beer.
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I'm still wondering if the woman or the man is asking this question.
Does it matter? All you have to remember who's on top or closer to the door.I'm still wondering if the woman or the man is asking this question.