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maestrowork
10-08-2007, 08:05 PM
I'll start:

The Iceman Cometh - a homoerotic sequel to Top Gun

Of Mice and Man - a documentary about Walt Disney




Next, explain:

Gone with the Wind

P.H.Delarran
10-08-2007, 08:11 PM
Gone with the Wind: The Story of Amelia Earhart.

Freaky Friday

maestrowork
10-08-2007, 08:14 PM
Freaky Friday

A weekend with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Linsay Lohan.


Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind

NeuroFizz
10-08-2007, 08:19 PM
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind: Diary of a Huffer.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Voyager
10-08-2007, 08:21 PM
Shahnameh - The memoir of an indifferent, 50's revival band

maestrowork
10-08-2007, 08:25 PM
Shahnameh - The memoir of an indifferent, 50's revival band

Psst... One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest...

;)

Stew21
10-08-2007, 08:32 PM
Psst... One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest...

;)

The story of a misdirected, migrationally challenged Eagle.

To Have and Have Not.

P.H.Delarran
10-08-2007, 08:36 PM
To Have and Have Not: Another Dr. Seuss tale, letters written by Thing One and Thing Two, to their cousins- Have, and Have Not.
(groan)

The Incredible Journey

maestrowork
10-08-2007, 08:41 PM
The Incredible Journey: Behind the scenes of one of the greatest bands in history


Catch-22

Stew21
10-08-2007, 08:42 PM
catch 22 - the worst year in Molina's career.

Red Dawn

writerterri
10-08-2007, 08:50 PM
The Dawno Awards!



The Family Man

NeuroFizz
10-08-2007, 08:52 PM
The Family Man: and Other Extinct Lifeforms

Cannery Row

Salem
10-08-2007, 08:58 PM
Where you buy vegetables at the grocery store.

The Shining

ccarver30
10-08-2007, 08:59 PM
Cannary Row: Life in the Campbell's soup factory

The Count of Monte Cristo

Voyager
10-08-2007, 09:05 PM
The Count of Monte Cristo - An up close and personal peak into the life of Mr Cristo, delivered from the perspective of the man who kept his books.

The Shining (I'll leave this one for someone else)

P.H.Delarran
10-08-2007, 09:10 PM
The Shining: A Waxy tale of of the first bald spot.


Full Metal Jacket

NeuroFizz
10-08-2007, 09:12 PM
Full Metal Jacket: Accessorize your chastity belt

The Red Tent

Voyager
10-08-2007, 09:13 PM
Full Metal Jacket - Winter fashion tips for the on the go gal with scoliosis

To Kill a Mocking Bird

EDIT: Dammit!

The Red Tent: Camping Guide For EMO Kids

To Kill a Mocking Bird

Stew21
10-08-2007, 09:13 PM
Full Metal Jacket


when a corset just doesn't do the job it used to.

Legends of the Fall

Salem
10-08-2007, 09:14 PM
Full Metal Jacket--A really heavy book cover

The Count of Monte Cristo--A guy named Monte who is a member of The Obsessive Rep Point Checkers Club.

Stew21
10-08-2007, 09:14 PM
oops !


To Kill a Mocking Bird - When yelling shut the fuck up out the window just doesn't work anymore.

Stew21
10-08-2007, 09:15 PM
The Red Tent - Maternity Fashion by Trish or - I think I wore that when I was pregnant!


Little Altars Everywhere

Voyager
10-08-2007, 09:17 PM
Legends of the Fall: Heroic tales of the men who wield the leaf blowers

Dances With Wolves

Voyager
10-08-2007, 09:19 PM
Your peeps are so unruly, Ray

totidem_verbis
10-08-2007, 09:31 PM
Dances with Wolves - How to pick up hairy men in a club.

Close Encounters Of The Third Kind

NeuroFizz
10-08-2007, 09:34 PM
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind: Adventures from the back door.

The Green Mile

lykke
10-08-2007, 09:36 PM
Little Altars Everywhere: Secrets of the Smurf Religion

(I'll leave The Green Mile for someone else)

The Living Blood

Backward Masking
10-08-2007, 09:41 PM
The Living Blood: Of life expectancy and street cred.

SherryTex
10-08-2007, 10:05 PM
The Audacity of Hope --story about that town in Arkansas that produced Bill and Hillary

ccarver30
10-08-2007, 10:12 PM
The Count of Monte Cristo--A guy named Monte who is a member of The Obsessive Rep Point Checkers Club.

LMAO!!!

Backward Masking
10-08-2007, 10:15 PM
The Green Mile: Here lies the Jolly Green Giant.

The DaVinci Code

P.H.Delarran
10-08-2007, 11:45 PM
The DaVinci Code
Leonardo's secret list of network passwords revealed.


Moby Dick

maestrowork
10-08-2007, 11:51 PM
Moby Dick: The secret life of a DJ


Doctor Zhivago

arrowqueen
10-09-2007, 12:45 AM
Doctor Zhivago - a brief history of Russian folk medicine.

Little Women.

SherryTex
10-09-2007, 01:14 AM
The Sex, Lies and Videotapes of Lilliputian females as documented by Gulliver

The Bell Curve

Susie
10-09-2007, 03:07 AM
The Bell Curve - A sexy story of a curvy bell.

Call of the Wild

Silver King
10-09-2007, 03:14 AM
Call of the Wild: Potty training manual for toddlers and members of the Men's Club.

The Old Man and the Sea.

SherryTex
10-09-2007, 03:36 AM
A harrowing tale of one retired baby boomer's quest to navigate the endless forms put forth by insurance designed to thwart him from aquiring adequate payment for services that were performed out of network but not by choice. During his struggle, he meets Dalphina, a svelt fifty five year old fitness trainer who is actually an undercover journalist trying to expose the insurance company's policy of non payment via bombarding geriatrics with complicated and triplicate forms. It ends with the couple being bought off with the purchase of a fifty four foot sloop that they use to sail off to the Virgin Islands, where they have the luxury of docking up in Cuba on occasion for free health care.

The Purpose Driven Life

TrainofThought
10-09-2007, 05:52 AM
The Purpose Driven Life - A first writer’s personal account of life on the streets learning the most profitable method of begging.

Seabiscuit

robeiae
10-09-2007, 05:56 AM
Seabiscuit--the erotic tale of a sexy clam

The Razor's Edge

maestrowork
10-09-2007, 05:56 AM
Seabiscuit -- tea time for the British Royal Navy


The Grapes of Wrath

TrainofThought
10-09-2007, 06:03 AM
The Razor’s Edge - A story narrated by a razor discussing its personal contacts.

The Grapes of Wrath - The Fruit of the Loom get into a brawl.

The Dante Club

Silver King
10-09-2007, 06:04 AM
The Razor's Edge


The Grapes of Wrath
It's a tie!

Razor's Edge: A cheap promo that borders on infomercial for Gillette.

The Grapes of Wrath: The working man's guide to making wine during a dust bowl.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

ETA: Train beat me by 2.5 seconds.

Silver King
10-09-2007, 06:13 AM
The Dante Club: Fans of The Inferno gather to celebrate and inscribe their thoughts into the club's tome during moonless nights using only a quill and red ink.

Oedipus Rex

TrainofThought
10-09-2007, 06:17 AM
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Jack Kerouac’s quest to eat all the Milky Way bars he can in Massachusetts.

Oedipus Rex - A bartender named Rex who married his mother.

Adventures in Babysitting

maestrowork
10-09-2007, 06:38 AM
Adventures in Babysitting: A hands-on guide on how to sit on your babies' faces while doing adventurous things such as feeding the sharks or hand-gliding.


Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Deadbeat 007
10-09-2007, 07:47 AM
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: The documentary of a hypertrichotic landscaper who specializes in various forms of decorative stone and gravel, including the highly popularized "Sorcerer's Stone."

:Shrug:

X-Men

Salem
10-09-2007, 08:01 AM
male porn actors

The Lord of the Rings

elisadasilva
10-09-2007, 08:08 AM
The Lord of the Rings- Jesus Heals Lyme Disease Too

elisadasilva
10-09-2007, 08:09 AM
The Quiet Game

P.H.Delarran
10-09-2007, 08:14 AM
The Quiet Game-Reality show starring mimes.

The Giver

elisadasilva
10-09-2007, 08:57 AM
The Giver- Your Guide to STDs

elisadasilva
10-09-2007, 08:58 AM
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

maestrowork
10-09-2007, 09:06 AM
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe: A day in the life of Siegfried and Roy


Bag of Bones

elisadasilva
10-09-2007, 09:09 AM
Bag of Bones- The True Adventures of Dr. McCoys Medical Bag

elisadasilva
10-09-2007, 09:10 AM
Little House On the Prairie

maestrowork
10-09-2007, 09:12 AM
Little House on the Prairie: What Garrison Keiller calls his 30,000 sq.ft. mansion.


Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

elisadasilva
10-09-2007, 09:19 AM
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde- Our World Famous Elixir for Peace of Mind.

elisadasilva
10-09-2007, 09:20 AM
Love in the time of Cholera

SherryTex
10-09-2007, 07:07 PM
The Quiet Game --pushy cheap children's book that extoles the virtues of a mute heorine who always wears glittery pink and does everything her parents want and brushes her teeth, given out to kids by insurance agents to keep em quiet while they talk term life policy with the grown ups.

or The Quiet Game --documentary of the tragic Super Bowl XXL when all the tech equipment is infected with a virus by angry soccer fans who want to bring down the NFL, resulting in a spectacle entierly without commercials or commentary.

The Gaullic Wars

SherryTex
10-09-2007, 09:19 PM
Love in a time of Cholera

Cocaine laced Courney's high school years, a memoir.

A Man for All Seasons

Voyager
10-09-2007, 09:24 PM
A Man For All Seasons: Bill Gates purchases the NFL, NHL, NBA, MLB and the Olympic curling team.

I Am Legend

SherryTex
10-09-2007, 09:49 PM
Donald Trump's next best seller autobiography

Cold Sassy Tree

Salem
10-16-2007, 08:07 PM
I'm drawing a blank on Cold Sassy Tree. Hmmm...A Christmas tree on a snowy day. Not very clever, but it's the best I can do so early in the day!

From Here to Eternity

JLCwrites
10-16-2007, 08:10 PM
A story about life after death...

Old Yeller

Salem
10-16-2007, 08:12 PM
Frank, the old man next door to me that's always yelling "get off my lawn!"

Die Hard

P.H.Delarran
10-16-2007, 08:18 PM
A medical documentary of men who expire during sex.
(you were expecting that one, weren't you? ;))

High Noon

jennifer75
10-16-2007, 08:23 PM
Like, duh, is there any question?

Feeling Minnesota.

Backward Masking
10-16-2007, 08:32 PM
Feeling Minnesota: Quit touching our state you sick bastards.


Zero Minus Ten

C.bronco
10-16-2007, 08:32 PM
High Noon: Where to have lunch in Amsterdam.

To Kill a Mockingbird



Zero Minus Ten: not a book, but a pamphlet explaining that zero minus ten actually amounts to negative ten.

maestrowork
10-16-2007, 08:39 PM
To Kill a mockingbird: the prequel to "101 Ways to Skin a Cat"


The Lord of the Rings

Salem
10-16-2007, 08:40 PM
The quickest kid across the monkey bar rings on the playground.

The Wizard of Oz

rhymegirl
10-16-2007, 08:42 PM
The Lord of the Rings

The story of a guy who is the head cook of the onion rings at his local burger joint.

Next up:

Something Wicked This Way Comes

C.bronco
10-16-2007, 08:45 PM
The Wizard of Oz: Story of one man and his crusade to prevent liquid measure units from being transferred to the metric system.

Paradise Lost

Salem
10-16-2007, 08:45 PM
Something Wicked This Way Comes: The smell from my son and his friends when they're having a farting contest in the next room.

Where the Sidewalk Ends

J. Weiland
10-16-2007, 08:47 PM
The Wizard of Oz - The Magician's Guide to Australia

Where the Sidewalk Ends - A history of Freak Accidents

Rendezvous with Rama

Backward Masking
10-16-2007, 08:47 PM
Something Wicked This Way Comes: You're like, radically screwed if you stay.

Letters from Iwo Jima

benbradley
10-16-2007, 09:02 PM
Rendezvous with Rama
Getting butted by a ram with three horns!

The Horse Whisperer

jennifer75
10-16-2007, 09:07 PM
u guys are gettin sloppy! order in the court!!!

Backward Masking
10-16-2007, 09:07 PM
The Horse Whisperer: When yelling at a horse doesn't yield favorable results.

The Seven Samurai

Backward Masking
10-16-2007, 09:08 PM
u guys are gettin sloppy! order in the court!!!

I don't think even a gavel will sort this silly mess out.

maestrowork
10-16-2007, 09:12 PM
I'm just go with the last post:

The Seven Samurai: What's left of the restaurant chain in North East America


Snow Falling on Cedar

Backward Masking
10-16-2007, 09:14 PM
Snow Falling on Cedar: An epic poem about roofing peril.

P.H.Delarran
10-16-2007, 09:15 PM
Snow falling on Cedar: A nature show told in Haiku.


Babel

Backward Masking
10-16-2007, 09:20 PM
Babel: That's babe with an accent.

To Build a Fire

maestrowork
10-16-2007, 09:21 PM
Guys, to keep this going please supply a title after you answer the last one!

Very simple rule, don't you think? :)

rhymegirl
10-16-2007, 09:23 PM
No, I don't get it.

Red-Green
10-16-2007, 09:31 PM
To Build a Fire: How to Meet & Date a Fireman (for Dummies)

Heart of Darkness

Voyager
10-16-2007, 09:37 PM
Heart of Darkness - Learn to do a triple bypass using the Braille method

To Reign In Hell

rhymegirl
10-16-2007, 09:53 PM
To Reign In Hell

A Shakespearean actor ponders what the weather is like in Hell.

I Saw What You Did Last Summer

or was that

I Know What You did Last Summer

P.H.Delarran
10-16-2007, 11:02 PM
I Know What You Did Last Summer- A grade-school teacher's compilation of beginning of the year student essays.

No Way Out

JLCwrites
10-16-2007, 11:11 PM
A man is lost in a corn maze and wont ask for directions.

The Black Stallion (hehe)

jennifer75
10-16-2007, 11:17 PM
Ch. 2 of my story, we met in a bar...

A Perfect Stranger!

JLCwrites
10-16-2007, 11:19 PM
Orlando Bloom

Sign of the Beaver (tehe)

P.H.Delarran
10-17-2007, 03:35 AM
A children's story about a deaf and mute beaver.


Because of Winn Dixie

poetinahat
10-17-2007, 03:38 AM
"What if?" story based on the Union losing the Civil War.

The Stranger

Silver King
10-17-2007, 03:53 AM
The Stranger: A lonely fellow who becomes popular when he meets Jean-Paul Sartre and they discover life has meaning.

I know Why the Caged Bird Sings

poetinahat
10-17-2007, 03:56 AM
I know Why the Caged Bird Sings
- A History of the Witness Protection Program

White Teeth

TrainofThought
10-17-2007, 04:07 AM
White Teeth - A sequel to JAWS.

As I Lay Dying

rhymegirl
10-17-2007, 04:23 AM
As I Lay Dying

A chicken's story about trying to lay an egg while coloring her hair.

Cheaper by the Dozen

brokenfingers
10-17-2007, 04:28 AM
Cheaper By The Dozen:

A single man's guide to buying condoms.

The Departed...

rhymegirl
10-17-2007, 04:32 AM
The Departed

All of the banned AW members start their own club.

I Know This Much Is True

TrainofThought
10-17-2007, 04:34 AM
I Know This Much Is True - Monica Lewinsky’s version of the cigar scenario.

Black and Blue

Marian Perera
10-17-2007, 04:36 AM
Kunta Kinte falls in love with a beautiful Andorian.

The Indian in the Cupboard

brokenfingers
10-17-2007, 04:49 AM
The Indian In the Cupboard:

Old Mother Hubbard goes to jail for cannibalism, dog walks.


28 Weeks Later

Backward Masking
10-17-2007, 04:51 AM
The Indian in the Cupboard: A Village People Saga.

A View to a Kill

TrainofThought
10-17-2007, 04:56 AM
28 Weeks LaterA woman’s struggle to deal with the crimson wave for 28 weeks.


A View to a KillDogs watching a cat and mouse battle.

rhymegirl
10-17-2007, 05:02 AM
We need another title, ToT.

TrainofThought
10-17-2007, 05:04 AM
We need another title, ToT.Sorry.

Mystic River

rhymegirl
10-17-2007, 05:06 AM
A fortune teller has a little accident before she can get to the bathroom.

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man.

maestrowork
10-17-2007, 05:13 AM
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man: Orlando Bloom. Need I say more?

Middlesex

brokenfingers
10-17-2007, 05:14 AM
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man.

Ru Paul's memoir about his/her younger years.

Ok ETA:

Middlesex:

The story of a third wheel on a blind date.


U-571

TrainofThought
10-17-2007, 05:27 AM
U-571 - New AA book with an additional step - Admit you urinate in your bed.

Treasure Island

Backward Masking
10-17-2007, 05:31 AM
U-571: BINGO!!!

Treasure Island: Pirate Death Island of Ultimate Piracy and Spectacular Shiny Bits


You've Got Mail (yes... I went down that road)

maestrowork
10-17-2007, 05:34 AM
Treasure Island: The true story of Manhattan in 1874.

You've Got Mail: The Annoying Man behind the AOL Voice


Children of Men

Skyraven
10-17-2007, 05:34 AM
U-571 - New AA book with an additional step - Admit you urinate in your bed.

Treasure Island

The new Las Vegas!!!




____________________

The Bell Jar

Skyraven
10-17-2007, 05:35 AM
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Children of Men[/quote]

The deformed generation of kids from artificially inseminated men.

Marian Perera
10-17-2007, 05:35 AM
Children of Men

Male pregnancy. It's not just for www.adultfanfiction.net any more.

maxmordon
01-09-2008, 02:25 AM
The Hunchback of Notre Dame: The true story of Jesus' half brother. Saint Igor

The Picture of Dorian Gray: HOT PIC XXX VICTORIAN TWINKS GONE WILD!!! XXXX



One Hundred Years of Solute

brokenfingers
01-09-2008, 03:20 AM
One Hundred Years Of Solitude:

The life and times of a single writer.


Secretary

BenPanced
01-09-2008, 05:05 AM
The only other career choice, besides motherhood, before Ghod invented Ann Marie and Mary Richards (no, my mother's maiden name wasn't RCA. Whydya ask?)

Tales of the City.

TrainofThought
01-09-2008, 05:56 AM
An account of high crime criminals who lost their asses in the city jail.

The Tender Bar

bluejester12
01-09-2008, 09:47 AM
The Tender Bar -- The John Bobbit story from the "item's" POV.



Beetlejuice

maestrowork
01-09-2008, 11:45 AM
Beetlejuice -- the secret ingredient in every Viagra pill.


Return of the Jedi

nerds
01-09-2008, 01:46 PM
Return of the Jedi - Paris Hilton demands refund on her cloak made of light sabers, goes batshit when refused.


A Night at the Museum

Writer???
01-09-2008, 02:28 PM
A Night at the Museum - Lost in culture

Moby Dick

maestrowork
01-09-2008, 02:53 PM
Moby Dick -- DJ turned porn star


Dirty Harry

Writer???
01-09-2008, 03:17 PM
Dirty Harry - How one filthy father passed on his traits to his only daughter. The prequel to:

Dirty Mary and Crazy Larry

P.H.Delarran
01-21-2008, 08:22 AM
The bittersweet love story of an asylum orderly and one o the patients.


Clockwork Orange

JoeEkaitis
01-22-2008, 02:04 AM
Sequel to Self-Winding Grapefruit.

The Wind in the Willows

nerds
01-22-2008, 03:14 AM
The Wind in the Willows

Horton the elephant consumes a huge stash of beans, then goes outside to play. Half the ecosystem is devastated.



next: Brokeback Mountain

Silver King
01-22-2008, 03:41 AM
next: Brokeback Mountain
Why the heavier man should never mount the smaller fellow too forcefully, thereby risking injury to the spinal cord.

In Cold Blood.

P.H.Delarran
01-22-2008, 04:23 AM
In Cold Blood.
The chilling memoirs of an Alaskan Butcher.


The House of Sand and Fog.

donroc
01-22-2008, 04:24 AM
If spelling does not count:

PORTRITE OF A LADY--Norman Rockwell paints the Mona Lisa.

maestrowork
01-22-2008, 04:44 AM
House of Sand and Fog: The true story of Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

Angela's Ashes

Writer???
01-22-2008, 04:48 AM
Angela's Ashes - The story of one man's solution to his life long struggle with henpeckery.

Two Years Before the Mast

Williebee
01-22-2008, 04:49 AM
A behind the scenes look at the life of the chain smoking Ms. Lansbury.

A Wrinkle in Time

nerds
01-22-2008, 04:55 AM
A Wrinkle in Time


Hollywood stars cope during a shortage of Botox. Faces fall, egos collapse.

next: Watership Down

TrainofThought
01-22-2008, 05:08 AM
next: Watership DownThe story of a bathtub boat sinking from a child’s gas.

Chasing Shakespeare

Writer???
01-22-2008, 05:10 AM
Watership Down - The sad but true story behind the fatal "trip and fall" of runway model, Margo Watership.

The Nutcracker Suite

ETA: Oops, too late. Go with TOT's

Williebee
01-22-2008, 05:11 AM
Chasing Shakespeare - Francis Bacon's revenge or "Kill Bill" Volume III.

My Side of the Mountain

Williebee
01-22-2008, 05:12 AM
The Nutcracker Suite -- A behind the scenes look at the penthouse of Mr. Peanut.

Stardance

JoeEkaitis
01-22-2008, 05:28 AM
Stardance

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker breakin' to see who Da Man.

Trumpet of the Swan

Writer???
01-22-2008, 06:43 AM
Trumpet of the Swan - Or, God Explains His Sense of Humor

My Friend Flicka

Williebee
01-22-2008, 07:05 AM
My Friend Flicka - (Or how the boogie got on your windshield.) I'm so sorry.

The Deep Blue Goodbye

Writer???
01-22-2008, 07:17 AM
The Deep Blue Goodbye - A romantic tragedy of unfufilled lust leaving the hero standing proud, erect, but with a haunting pain.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe

Magdalen
01-22-2008, 07:26 AM
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe

How to travel from here to Uranus on the cheap. A companion book to Operating Manual for Spaceship Earth.


Naked Lunch

Williebee
01-22-2008, 07:37 AM
Naked Lunch - My Guaranteed Weight Loss System (Now Only TWO Steps!)

The Big Sleep

maestrowork
01-22-2008, 07:59 AM
The Big Sleep -- sequel to the Big Chill


the Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Writer???
01-22-2008, 09:35 AM
The Diving Bell and The Buttefly - The tragic story of a butterfly traped in a diving bell as it is retired to the junkyard and falls to rest on the only opening. Read of the remarkable struggle to survive, the inspirational spiritual examination, the self realization, as one butterfly comes to understand it's own beauty and grace when faced with death. (and you thought Johnathan Livingston Seagul was good)

The Valachi Papers

akiwiguy
01-22-2008, 09:47 AM
The Valachi Papers - A mind-numbingly boring story of a man who dreamed of being in the Mafia but instead spent all of his life peddling newspapers on the streets of Palermo, as told by his totally illterate next-door neighbour.

A Scanner Darkly

Writer???
01-22-2008, 10:16 AM
A Scanner Darkly - A hilarious romp through child and young adulthood with a boy - oddly named by his parents because they new even at birth it would be the only peak to his peraonallity- Scanner Darkly. Travel along with Scanner as he learns to stumble and fall through life one failure after another, till finally he meets the girl of his dreams. And pukes on her.

Alice's Resturant

brokenfingers
01-22-2008, 04:32 PM
Alice's Restaurant

After a life-changing journey, a young lady achieves fame as a world-famous entrepreneur when she opens a five-star restaurant that specializes in hasenpfeffer (rabbit stew.)



The Hills Have Eyes

oswann
01-22-2008, 06:29 PM
Alice's Restaurant

After a life-changing journey, a young lady achieves fame as a world-famous entrepreneur when she opens a five-star restaurant that specializes in hasenpfeffer (rabbit stew.)



The Hills Have Eyes

The Hills Have Eyes

The moving story of the Ex-Fugees lead singer's selfless choice to give the gift of sight to her blind cousins from Iowa.

About Last Night...

Hobbes
01-23-2008, 12:45 AM
About Last Night...

The harrowing, astronomical tale of an eclipse gone awry

Ender's Game

JoeEkaitis
01-23-2008, 01:10 AM
Ender's GameAn idea, a party, a drunken night with a secretary from Parker Brothers, and the next thing he knows, someone else is getting all the credit for inventing Monopoly.

Stuart Little

maestrowork
01-23-2008, 01:13 AM
Stuart Little -- a definite lie about ChunkyC.


Oil

mscelina
01-23-2008, 01:16 AM
The scandalous autobiography of Popeye's drag persona.

Persuasion

Writer???
01-23-2008, 03:07 AM
Persuasion - A behind the scenes tell-all of the training, commitment and utter determination of cat domination.

Crossroads

maestrowork
01-23-2008, 03:08 AM
Crossroads -- the biography of a chicken


The World According to Garp.

mscelina
01-23-2008, 03:23 AM
The biography of Garp's dyslexic brother Prag.

The Importance of Being Earnest

HeronW
01-23-2008, 03:27 AM
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind--Tales from Area 54 Bar and Grill

National Velvet

otterman
01-23-2008, 03:33 AM
National Velvet---A book about America's latest fashion craze.

The Golden Compass

Writer???
01-23-2008, 04:06 AM
Uh, the next one was The Importance of Being Earnest - A very important novel by a very important man named Earnest McMyway about his very important life in a very important town in the most imortant country in the world (his head).

Now, The Golden Compass

mscelina
01-23-2008, 04:10 AM
The Golden Compass--an insider expose' on Midas mapmaker


The Pickwick Papers

otterman
01-23-2008, 04:15 AM
The Pickwick Papers---An expose on the lottery industry.

Next: Artemis Fowl

mscelina
01-23-2008, 04:23 AM
Artemis Fowl--a YA about a very bad forger

Watership Down

Silver King
01-23-2008, 04:39 AM
Watership Down
The adventures of Silver King and his leaky boat.

To Have and Have Not.

TrainofThought
01-23-2008, 05:19 AM
To Have and Have Not = A tale with a beginning and middle leaving you not knowing.

The Dante Club

Silver King
01-23-2008, 05:44 AM
The Dante Club
Friends hang out in a place called, "The Inferno", discussing the various levels of hell associated with dating.

The Winter of our Discontent.

Silver King
01-23-2008, 05:47 AM
Moved. :)

Pthom
01-23-2008, 05:52 AM
Welcome to those of you playing this thread, to the Writing Exercises, Prompts and Games forum. Other than location, nothing has changed about this challenge.

While you're here playing, take a look around at the other writing challenges available. Some are nerve wracking, some are hilarious, and some are just plain time wasters. :D

But all of them, in some way or another, are valuable for increasing your writing prowess.

mscelina
01-23-2008, 05:57 AM
The Winter of Our Discontent--thinking of a pithy reply to a thread only to have it moved whilst you frame your reply

Madame Bovary

Judg
01-23-2008, 06:13 AM
Madame Bovary - The story of the rollicking owner of a small-town brothel who also markets a brew based on chicken soup that cures female infertility.

Who Has Seen the Wind

Silver King
01-23-2008, 06:34 AM
Who Has Seen the Wind
A new take on the old Indian saying of: A pine needle fell in the forest.

The eagle saw it.

The wolf heard it.

The bear smelled it.

American Psycho.

HeronW
01-23-2008, 06:59 PM
American Psycho

What happens when a ditzy tourista meets the tequila of her dreams, and the worm takes over her body.

Pilgrims Progress

Hobbes
01-23-2008, 10:38 PM
Pilgrims Progress

A short story about the freedom of religion

Treasure Island

HeronW
01-24-2008, 02:09 AM
Where Paris Hilton gets her gaudy blings.

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

otterman
01-24-2008, 02:22 AM
A dating "how to" guide for lonely inner city gangsters.

Buried Fire

HeronW
01-24-2008, 02:51 AM
The day Mt St Helens woke up with PMS and an attitude.

A Streetcar Named Desire

Albedo of Zero
01-25-2008, 07:23 AM
A Streetcar Named Desire: Herbie finds love in San Fran.




Dances with wolves

Judg
01-25-2008, 07:40 AM
You think YOUR high school dances were traumatic?

A Canticle for Leibowitz

Williebee
01-25-2008, 08:10 AM
A Canticle for Leibowitz
The true stories behind Simon & Garfunkel's classic, Scarborough Fair, including the original counter melody lyrics,their bitter feud over the love of Annie Leibowitz; and Art's introduction to alternative lifestyles.

Stiffed

HeronW
01-25-2008, 05:59 PM
The Mafia's answer to where you can get redress. A very short book, small words, and a graphic pop-up that explains why you ain't gettin' it.

The Taming of the Shrew

Hobbes
01-25-2008, 10:41 PM
The Taming of the Shrew -- Controling your garden pests.

Calvin & Hobbes: Scientific Progress Goes Boink!

onestepp
01-26-2008, 01:25 AM
Calvin & Hobbes: Scientific Progress Goes Boink!

Two pandas on a spaceship hit the end of the universe

Brick Lane

HeronW
01-26-2008, 01:32 AM
The Hod Carriers Bible

Wizard of Oz

otterman
01-26-2008, 11:43 PM
Wizard of Oz

The gripping tale of Australian billionaire Ernie Cash's rise and fall on the gold bullion market.

The Old Man and the Sea

HeronW
01-27-2008, 03:19 AM
or 'How to Feed da Fishes' another Mafia required reading assignment.

The Idiot

Williebee
01-27-2008, 12:22 PM
The Idiot

The day to day journal of Lariot Larry's struggles with his tied down Self-Image.

Perchance to Dream

HeronW
01-27-2008, 03:11 PM
Handbook for the valium generation

Anne of Green Gables

talkwrite
01-29-2008, 09:08 PM
Anne of Green Gables
Love thrives in environmentally sensitive architecture

War and Peace

HeronW
01-30-2008, 12:38 AM
Ivana Trump's life after la Donald

The Pickwick Papers

maxmordon
12-01-2008, 02:10 AM
The true story of Thursday Next from the POV of the dodo.


Mein Kampf

Nymtoc
12-01-2008, 02:32 AM
Mein Kampf

How to cook chow mein at a campfire.

:e2coffee:

The Secret Sharer

smoothseas
12-01-2008, 02:50 AM
The Secret Sharer



A quirky dominitrix caters to her client’s kinky whims.


Two mules for Sister Sarah

talkwrite
12-02-2008, 12:15 AM
Two mules for Sister Sarah
The 2010 version of an IRS stimulus check.

The Color Purple

StephanieFox
12-02-2008, 02:10 AM
The Color Purple
Interior design mistakes and how to avoid them.


A Tale of Two Cities

Nymtoc
12-02-2008, 03:03 AM
A Tale of Two Cities
Fun and games in Sodom and Gomorrah

:ROFL:

The Magic Mountain

Albedo of Zero
12-02-2008, 07:35 AM
The Magic Mountain
One molehill's quest to become something beyond its dreams




The Philadelphia Story

flyingtart
12-02-2008, 02:07 PM
One cheesemaker's heroic attempt to find love and happiness in the chill cabinet.


American Psycho

dochas
12-03-2008, 07:22 PM
An exposé on the life of the average road-rager.


The Lovely Bones

talkwrite
12-03-2008, 08:46 PM
The Lovely Bones

Anthologists debate on whether Lucy was a real woman or just a cross dresser in 8,0000 BC

The Old Man and the Sea

Nymtoc
12-03-2008, 10:31 PM
The Old Man and the Sea

John McCain strolls along the beach, contemplating his loss.

:roll:

The Woman in White

Deccydiva
12-03-2008, 10:45 PM
The Woman in White
Yes you CAN still find a virgin in B*******! (insert city to suit!)

Riders

smoothseas
12-08-2008, 08:27 PM
Riders


Dennis the Menace and his tricycle calvary ambush Mr. Wilson while he’s mowing his lawn.




Stranger than Paradise

Exir
10-29-2009, 11:43 PM
Stranger than Paradise: a travel documentary about Earth, as filmed and voice-overed by Adam and Eve.

Big Fish

raegan_1
11-08-2009, 09:51 AM
Big Fish, the retelling of Jonah and the Whale from a five year old's perspective.

The Phantom Tollbooth.

flyingtart
11-11-2009, 07:13 PM
A device for keeping track of ghosts


"Little Dorrit"