Pete & Carrie Notes

PeeDee · Oct 6, 2007

TOM HANKS: It's okay! I'm a code guy! And I have long hair!

GIRL: Thank God, I am busty! Look! What si this? Is it a code?

TOM HANKS: These are my real hairs.

GIRL: THat is a code!

TOM HANKS: I know that! I am a renow...reknow...I am a really famous code-guy! It's a....CODE!

GIRL: What does it mean??

TOM HANKS: Amazing, filming in the Louge like this.

GIRL: Louvre.

TOM HANKS: This code means that there is another secret code in the painting by da man, da Vinci!

GIRL: My Cousin Vinci? He worked as my lawyer against Fred Gwynne!

ALBINO MONK: Raaaarrr!

TOM HANKS: He's going to....GET us...with his ALBINO POWERS!

GIRL: What should we do!? I'm flustered and unbuttoned!!!

TOM HANKS: We had...BETTER...run!

ALBINO MONK: Sigh. Was William Shatner not available, or something?

TOM HANKS: Hey...YOU! I am the LEADING man! This new "do" makes me look all hot while I do stuff that's all smart!

ALBINO MONK: You know what. Just forget it.

TOM HANKS: That's right! Go back to...Albinoia!

GIRL: Um. Do I have to have movie sex with you?

TOM HANKS: Have to? HAVE to? Do you have any idea how many women would LOVE TO have sex with me?

GIRL: Besides Meg Ryan?

TOM HANKS: Never mind.

THE END.

...

There. Wasn't that better.

Carrie in PA · Oct 6, 2007

Not sure how the hell my name got dragged into this! :roll:

PeeDee · Oct 6, 2007

I can save face by pretending you dragged ME into it.

kristie911 · Oct 6, 2007

I'm betting Carrie wrote it.

You know, 'cuz it's actually funny. :roll:

Carrie in PA · Oct 6, 2007

kristie911 said:
I'm betting Carrie wrote it.

You know, 'cuz it's actually funny.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, maybe I wrote part of it...

:roll:

nevada · Oct 6, 2007

Suddenly the movie is so much clearer for me.

ChaosTitan · Oct 6, 2007

The Wayans brothers should be calling any minute. They want their script pages back for Scary Movie 5....

kristie911 · Oct 7, 2007

Carrie in PA said:
Okay, maybe I wrote part of it...

Right...the funny parts.

dpaterso · Oct 7, 2007

I'd have to say the film was funnier. It sends itself up. A masterpiece of bloated pretentious exposition.

...I'm currently toilet-reading Brown's Angels and Demons, which thankfully was bought second hand, I'd hate to pay full price for this. If I run out of toilet paper I shall have no hesitation in using the book for other purposes.

-Derek

Stew21 · Oct 7, 2007

excellent!

derek, I went the less committed path with Angels and Demons. i got it from the library on CD and listened to it in the car on the way to work.Time I was killing anyway. And no, even still, it wasn't worth it.

robeiae · Oct 7, 2007

Uh-huh. When did Audrey Tautou qualify as "busty"? That's like calling Kevin James svelte.

I don't think either one of them wrote it--RT wrote it, hacked Pete's AW account and posted under his name (and since Pete's password is 'Tiberius', that's really not much of a feat).

PeeDee · Oct 7, 2007

...whoa. I have no idea where this page came from. I'm really sorry, guys.

dpaterso · Oct 7, 2007

Stew21 said:
derek, I went the less committed path with Angels and Demons. i got it from the library on CD and listened to it in the car on the way to work.Time I was killing anyway. And no, even still, it wasn't worth it.

Thanks for ruining the book for me! Now I know it doesn't get any better!

Fact: CDs are less effective than paperbacks when you run out of toilet paper. And you have to watch the sharp edge.

Carry on.

-Derek

maestrowork · Oct 7, 2007

Meg Ryan should have played the French girl.

scarletpeaches · Oct 7, 2007

They couldn't afford to keep her in collagen and botox.

PeeDee · Oct 7, 2007

scarletpeaches said:
They couldn't afford to keep her in collagen and botox.

Not after stealing someone else's hair for Tom Hanks.

dpaterso · Oct 7, 2007

maestrowork said:
Meg Ryan should have played the French girl.

But then we would have expected a romcom.

The female lead had to have low sex appeal and not be an object of lust.

-Derek

maestrowork · Oct 7, 2007

On the other hand, those pouty lips are a character by themselves. Audrey Tautou has nothing on Meg.

maestrowork · Oct 7, 2007

dpaterso said:
The female lead had to have low sex appeal and not be an object of lust.

Speak for yourself. Audrey is babelicious.

PeeDee · Oct 7, 2007

maestrowork said:
Speak for yourself. Audrey is babelicious.

....(compared to Tom Hanks)....

maestrowork · Oct 7, 2007

Tom Hanks or Tom Hanks' mop?

scarletpeaches · Oct 7, 2007

Both.

dpaterso · Oct 7, 2007

maestrowork said:
Speak for yourself. Audrey is babelicious.

Myself finds her rather androgynous, but each to their own weirdo spaceball freak tastes.

Her character in the film demanded a more forceful personality. Dogma got it right.

-Derek

maestrowork · Oct 7, 2007

The whole film was miscast (except Ian McKellen).

PeeDee · Oct 7, 2007

maestrowork said:
The whole film was miscast (except Ian McKellen).

He only works because he's Ian McKellen. He can be in anything.

Although I bet the whole time he denied working on it.

"Ian! Baby! Whatcha up to right now?"

"What? Nothing. I'm not making a movie right now."

"I heard you were attached to --"

"I'm not. I have to go."

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