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badducky
10-07-2007, 08:31 PM
Who should be the next president? (wait for polling stations to open, people!)

Explanation: http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1699750&postcount=182

billythrilly7th
10-07-2007, 08:41 PM
Zombie Reagan

badducky
10-07-2007, 08:45 PM
The evil is strong with that one. But no, these are your two choices. No third party candidates.

donroc
10-07-2007, 08:52 PM
Zombie Evita?

www.donaldmichaelplatt.com

kristie911
10-08-2007, 12:49 AM
I gotta go with Zombie Hitler...he had that cool mustache.

scarletpeaches
10-08-2007, 12:50 AM
Zombie Reagan

Didn't you vote for him in 84 anyway? :D

Forbidden Snowflake
10-08-2007, 01:00 AM
I'm all for Hitler he was less psychotic than Stalin in the end and even though he seems more dangerous, it was Stalin that you had to be more afraid of.

badducky
10-08-2007, 04:06 AM
Zombie Hitler looks like a winner!

He'll round up all those pesky wampyrs and ship them off to some sunny day camp somewhere in Phoenix...

Deadbeat 007
10-08-2007, 05:12 AM
Zombie Hitler looks like a winner!

He'll round up all those pesky wampyrs and ship them off to some sunny day camp somewhere in Phoenix...

Not Phoenix, please!

MattW
10-08-2007, 05:15 AM
Zombie Hitler has to be the way to go.

He's the only one that can defeat Serpentor.

KTC
10-08-2007, 05:20 AM
I wonder how people can joke about a person like H-----?

MattW
10-08-2007, 05:22 AM
I wonder how people can joke about a person like H-----?
It's not like "Mummy Mao" is a choice. That would be tasteless.

PeeDee
10-08-2007, 05:32 AM
My complicated-to-articulate reason for why I voted for Zombie Hitler is best expressed in socio-economic terms, viz. the following: 'Cause Zombie Hitler would fuck shit all up in this piece, that's what! And he would lead zombie Nazis and I could get my Wolfenstein on!

MattW
10-08-2007, 05:40 AM
My complicated-to-articulate reason for why I voted for Zombie Hitler is best expressed in socio-economic terms, viz. the following: 'Cause Zombie Hitler would fuck shit all up in this piece, that's what! And he would lead zombie Nazis and I could get my Wolfenstein on!Zombiebahn.

badducky
10-08-2007, 05:57 AM
Zombie Stalin is sort of a slow malaise into a politico-thriller RPG.

Zombie Hitler is like an immediate First-Person-Shooter.

Silver King
10-08-2007, 05:59 AM
...and I could get my Wolfenstein on!
The latest version is soooo hard to beat, unlike the original, where you could eventually chase his li'l ass down and kill him.

PeeDee
10-08-2007, 06:00 AM
The latest version is soooo hard to beat, unlike the original, where you could eventually chase his li'l ass down and kill him.

The last version I played was Return to Castle Wolfenstein. I was fairly decent at that one.

The original one was ugly. At the time, it was amazing. And all of the voices and sound effects were done by two id Software guys running down the hallways of their offices shouting (true story.)

MattW
10-08-2007, 06:05 AM
The last version I played was Return to Castle Wolfenstein. I was fairly decent at that one.

The original one was ugly. At the time, it was amazing. And all of the voices and sound effects were done by two id Software guys running down the hallways of their offices shouting (true story.)Best thing my Commodore 64 ever knew.

lykke
10-08-2007, 06:09 AM
Hmm, I don't like either choice. But I'd love to see them pitted against each other in a Celebrity Death Match.

Silver King
10-08-2007, 06:20 AM
I used to play the original with my youngest son while he controlled the arrows for movement and I used the mouse to shoot. It was a great way to bond with the boy.

We learned how to speak German a little, too. I still don't know what, "My navin!" means, though we'd kid around and say, "My navel!" when a character was shot.

Rolling Thunder
10-08-2007, 06:29 AM
I had to go with Zombie Stalin, since he doesn't seem to be the popular choice. I love an underdog.

Vincent
10-08-2007, 06:33 AM
Ignorant voters. Hitler isn't a zombie. He's a head in a jar.

lykke
10-08-2007, 06:42 AM
He's a head in a jar.

Yep, same as Nixon.

badducky
10-08-2007, 06:57 AM
Are we ignorant? or are we voting for just his body?

I will always vote for a headless head of state.

(Erm... Actually, I didn't vote for Bush.)

PeeDee
10-08-2007, 07:02 AM
Hello? I already explained why we vote for Zombie Hitler. Did you miss it? Because he would fuck shit up in this piece! Duh!

(I think I just like saying that phrase tonight, and my wife would yell at me if I said it out loud.)

JLCwrites
10-08-2007, 07:07 AM
Ignorant voters. Hitler isn't a zombie. He's a head in a jar.
Martha Stewart too.
"I'm swimming in my own soilent waste, and it's a good thing."

lykke
10-08-2007, 07:15 AM
And Wade Boggs.

"Goes down smooth."