Ask The Fish

Angie said:

How did your eyes get bugged out like that?

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rhymegirl said:

What's for dinner?

(fish perhaps?)

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scarletpeaches said:

Oh wise fish - was that your mummy or daddy I just ate for dinner?

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scarletpeaches said:

I'm gonna drop a hairdryer in your fishbowl, you cheeky little shit.

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K1P1 said:

When am I going to finish this book?

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rhymegirl said:

Do you have a fishy girlfriend?

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scarletpeaches said:

Would you like to help me eat this Cadbury's Flake?

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K1P1 said:

What's the number?

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scarletpeaches said:

What would you say to the allegations that you're not really a fish, but an English human male?

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JoeEkaitis said:

My scuba-diving ferret wants to swim in your fishbowl. 'zat OK?

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aadams73 said:

Dear Fishy, ScarletPeaches would like to know(she's too embarrassed to ask you herself) what kind of sexytime are you doing to make your eyes bug out like that?

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scarletpeaches said:

Dear Fishy, aadams73 would like to know, because she's too scared to ask herself, if you've ever done the smexytime with a camel?

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scarletpeaches said:

Dear Fishy, what is the meaning of life?

yours sincerely,

scarletpeaches.

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Angie said:

Dear Wise and All-Knowing Fishie:

My pet goldfish just learned a new trick. He's floating around the bowl on his back. My question is: should I have tacos or pizza for dinner?

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Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Are you looking for KTC?

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