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dclary
09-30-2007, 06:09 PM
At least that's what the little list at the bottom says.

Happy day, little crazy man.

ChaosTitan
09-30-2007, 06:13 PM
:partyguy: Happy Birthday, Ray!

Jo
09-30-2007, 06:15 PM
September rocks!

Many happies, Ray! :partyguy: Have a good one.

poetinahat
09-30-2007, 06:17 PM
I'm jealous of you too, Ray. Happy birthday!

Jersey Chick
09-30-2007, 06:18 PM
Happy birthday! :Cake:

it's chocolate! :D

aruna
09-30-2007, 06:23 PM
Oh, Happy Birthday, Ray! My favourite future husband!

jenngreenleaf
09-30-2007, 06:27 PM
:partyguy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :partyguy:
:Sun:I hope your day is fantastic! :Sun:

Serenity
09-30-2007, 06:29 PM
:partyguy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Stew21
09-30-2007, 06:29 PM
happy birthday Ray!

(i won't tell them how old you really are.) ;)

oarsman
09-30-2007, 06:31 PM
Happy Birthday!

aadams73
09-30-2007, 06:33 PM
Happy Birthday, Ray!!! Have a wonderful day!

maestrowork
09-30-2007, 06:36 PM
:D

san_remo_ave
09-30-2007, 06:43 PM
Happy Birthday!

Gehanna
09-30-2007, 06:57 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! :-)

I am going to be celebrating my son's birthday today. His actual birthday is not until tomorrow but, I have two 4 hour presentations I have to give tomorrow. This is why we party today.

Have a great day!!

:partyguy:

Gehanna

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-30-2007, 07:03 PM
I looked and looked for just the right chocolate pants for you... then these popped up and I thought you might like them just as well - or even better! Happy Birthday, Ray!

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/0-/0-bustier-and-panties.jpg

Kudra
09-30-2007, 07:05 PM
Happy Birthday, you!

Azraelsbane
09-30-2007, 07:05 PM
I've been waiting for a reason to bring this pic back to the boards! Happy Birthday!

http://www.chocolade-bewerking.be/site/sitepics/chocolate_woman.jpg

dclary
09-30-2007, 07:12 PM
I've been waiting for a reason to bring this pic back to the boards! Happy Birthday!

http://www.chocolade-bewerking.be/site/sitepics/chocolate_woman.jpg

I had forgotten how much I love chocolate.

brokenfingers
09-30-2007, 07:17 PM
Happy Birthday Ray-Ray!

Haggis
09-30-2007, 07:26 PM
Happy birthday, Ray.

In honor of your birthday, I'm having some cookies delivered.

http://blog.johnkilby.com/public/Food/cookiegirl.jpg

Raiyah
09-30-2007, 07:29 PM
Happy Birthday! You want to go shopping to find some matching chocolate tops for your chocolate pants?

Perks
09-30-2007, 07:30 PM
Oi Ray! You old enough to drink yet?

Happy Birthday, sir.

KTC
09-30-2007, 07:46 PM
OH HAPPY DAY, RAYRAY!!!!! Have a great one!


Just to show I'm sincere...I take back about 78 of the bad things I said about you yesterday. You're a sweet cookie!

Mel
09-30-2007, 08:03 PM
Happy Birthday, Ray!!!!

kristie911
09-30-2007, 08:33 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RAY!!!

HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!

I'm wearing my chocolate pants in your honor. :)

JLCwrites
09-30-2007, 08:33 PM
Happy Birthday Ray!
Hope you have a wonderful time celebrating!
:e2bouncey:e2bouncey:e2bouncey:e2bouncey:e2bouncey :e2bouncey:e2bouncey:e2bouncey:e2bouncey:e2bouncey

Unique
09-30-2007, 08:49 PM
My friend (http://granitecitypet.com/Chocolate%20Cat.jpg) has your cake.

Here's your warning label (http://www.flickr.com/photos/ebet/451501288/).

:partyguy:Have a wonderful birthday!:partyguy:

Uncarved
09-30-2007, 09:02 PM
Happy birthday Ray!

Susie
09-30-2007, 09:35 PM
Roses are red
Violets are too.
Hapy Birthday, Ray
May it be great thru & thru!


Have a super wonderful birthday!

Party time: :Cake: :popcorn: :Cake: :TheWave: :TheWave: :hooray: :snoopy: more :Cake: ::D :Hug2:

reigningcatsndogs
09-30-2007, 10:04 PM
Happy Birthday, Ray!

maddythemad
09-30-2007, 10:08 PM
WOOHOO! Have an awesome day, Maestro. :D

dclary
09-30-2007, 10:13 PM
Man, I wish *I'd* thought of this!

P.H.Delarran
09-30-2007, 10:18 PM
Have a very happy birthday Ray!

Silver King
09-30-2007, 10:19 PM
I sense a thread merge approaching.

Jean Marie
09-30-2007, 10:27 PM
Happy Birthday, Ray :partyguy:

Here's a cookie I made especially for you http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar2_41.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=2) Hope you like it :D

rhymegirl
10-01-2007, 12:16 AM
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/rhymegirl/popcake1.jpg


(sung in Marilyn Monroe-voice)

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birth-Day, Mr. Writer Guy,
Happy Birthday to you.

MAKE A WISH AND BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLES!

(oops, no candles I guess)

brianm
10-01-2007, 12:18 AM
Happy Birthday, Ray!

:partyguy:

DamaNegra
10-01-2007, 12:21 AM
Happy birthday!!! Many, many more to you!!!!

robeiae
10-01-2007, 12:25 AM
Who is this "Ray" person? And why does he always seem to need new pants?















Happy birthday, Ray. Your fly is open. Again. Or is it "still"?

Maryn
10-01-2007, 12:26 AM
Who?

Joe270
10-01-2007, 12:27 AM
Happy B-day to you, Maestro.

SpookyWriter
10-01-2007, 12:45 AM
Happy Birthday Ray.

I remember when you welcomed me to the boards, kept watch over me, and continue to be a friend indeed. So, I want to wish you the best day possible because that's what you gave me nearly two years ago.

:partyguy:

Take care, friend

kikazaru
10-01-2007, 12:59 AM
Hope you have a wonderful day.:)

sunna
10-01-2007, 12:59 AM
:hooray::partyguy:Happy birthday! :Cake: :PartySmil:

Shady Lane
10-01-2007, 01:42 AM
Happy birthday!

Carrie in PA
10-01-2007, 02:08 AM
Happy birthday! Hope it's wonderful!

Voyager
10-01-2007, 02:13 AM
Ray, we don't know each other at all, but I am in dire need of new chocolate pants so....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Mandy-Jane
10-01-2007, 02:17 AM
Happy Birthday. Hope you have a great one!

Little Red Barn
10-01-2007, 02:18 AM
Have a great Birthday, Ray!!!! :)

JJ Cooper
10-01-2007, 02:19 AM
Happy Birthday.

JJ

jdkiggins
10-01-2007, 03:02 AM
Happy Birthday, Ray! Hope it was great.

:Hug2:

Deadbeat 007
10-01-2007, 03:04 AM
Happy Birthday, Ray! Many happy returns. :partyguy:

maestrowork
10-01-2007, 06:08 AM
I looked and looked for just the right chocolate pants for you... then these popped up and I thought you might like them just as well - or even better! Happy Birthday, Ray!

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/0-/0-bustier-and-panties.jpg

Now, that's a good dessert.

:D

maestrowork
10-01-2007, 06:11 AM
I had forgotten how much I love chocolate.

You can never forget or have too much chocolate... I went into chocolate overload today... I've never eaten so much chocolate in a day.. it's insane.

Thanks!

maestrowork
10-01-2007, 06:14 AM
OH HAPPY DAY, RAYRAY!!!!! Have a great one!


Just to show I'm sincere...I take back about 78 of the bad things I said about you yesterday. You're a sweet cookie!

Love you, man. Thanks for missing the other 82 bad things you said. :)

Ray

maestrowork
10-01-2007, 06:17 AM
Happy Birthday, Ray :partyguy:

Here's a cookie I made especially for you http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar2_41.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=2) Hope you like it :D

Hmmm... that is very suspiciously like mine... have you been in my cookie jar? :D

maestrowork
10-01-2007, 06:20 AM
Happy birthday, Ray. Your fly is open. Again. Or is it "still"?

And why are you looking, perv? Kristie ate the chocolate fly...

TrainofThought
10-01-2007, 07:00 AM
Whoops! I'm late. Hope you had a great day, Ray. :Cake:

sthrnwriter
10-01-2007, 07:28 AM
Happy Birthday, Ray!

Bravo
10-01-2007, 07:30 AM
happy birthday buddy.

September skies
10-01-2007, 09:02 AM
A very very Happy Birthday Ray! :)

louisgodwin
10-01-2007, 09:26 AM
Ack, I'm late again.

Oh well. Happy birthday anyway, Ray!

:partyguy:

mkcbunny
10-01-2007, 10:30 AM
Happy Birthday!

JennaGlatzer
10-01-2007, 11:04 AM
Happy birthday, Ray!

Bmwhtly
10-01-2007, 11:53 AM
Merry Birthday Mr Ray!

You'll be old enough to drive in no time!

seun
10-01-2007, 12:25 PM
In honour of Ray's birthday, I promise not to say anything off-colour or smutty all day.







Boobs.

Pamster
10-01-2007, 12:54 PM
Happy Belated Birthday Ray! :D Hope you had a great day! :D

NeuroFizz
10-01-2007, 04:51 PM
Many, many more, my good friend.

C.bronco
10-01-2007, 05:04 PM
I should have known... only a Libra would have enough panache to wear chocolate pants. Have a great Birthday!!!

cray
10-01-2007, 05:05 PM
ray, happy birthday!
enjoy the day,

cray

rhymegirl
10-01-2007, 05:07 PM
ray, happy birthday!
enjoy the day,

cray

His birthday was yesterday, dude.

cray
10-01-2007, 05:11 PM
i knew that.








ok, maybe i didn't and maybe it's time for that second cup of coffee :)

Mud Dauber
10-01-2007, 05:52 PM
Happy belated birthday. Hope it was a great one.:D

maestrowork
10-01-2007, 06:00 PM
You'll be old enough to drive in no time!

I'm old enough to be your daddy.

Wait... that doesn't sound good at all.


In honour of Ray's birthday, I promise not to say anything off-colour or smutty all day.

That doesn't sound much like a present... and it's "honor" not "honour." ;)


Boobs.

You're in big trouble, young man with a fro.


I should have known... only a Libra would have enough panache to wear chocolate pants. Have a great Birthday!!!

And it's dark chocolate -- don't wear white after Labor Day, or some such. Besides, white makes my bum look fat.


And thanks everyone! I've repped you all, but still want to say thanks here...

You like me. You really like me.

:o

MidnightMuse
10-01-2007, 06:18 PM
Ooh, I'm late !
:partyguy:
I hope you're still hungover :D

Jaycinth
10-01-2007, 07:32 PM
Ah. Ray. You deviant reprobate!

Happy birthday!

I'll give you a present next year.

III
10-01-2007, 07:36 PM
Sorry I missed this yesterday. Happy birthday to one outstanding dude.

writerterri
10-01-2007, 09:43 PM
How'd I miss this RayRay!

I'll send over a special poll dance for you.


Hope you had a great birthday!


Terri

AceTachyon
10-01-2007, 10:23 PM
I missed this, too.

Happy birthday, Mr. Chocolate Pants.

You're my hero.

jst5150
10-01-2007, 11:18 PM
Happy Birthday Ray!

maestrowork
10-01-2007, 11:22 PM
Ah. Ray. You deviant reprobate!
I'll give you a present next year.

So what was that you gave me yesterday?



Sorry I missed this yesterday. Happy birthday to one outstanding dude.

From another outstanding dude...



I'll send over a special poll dance for you.

Dork. Love ya.


You're my hero.

You just want my pants, don't you?


Happy Birthday Ray!

Thanks!!!!

Unique
10-02-2007, 12:16 AM
I'll send over a special poll dance for you.


Terri

I'd send a pole dance to Ray. Robeiae gets the poll dance. Or maybe that's a pol dance ...

maestrowork
10-02-2007, 12:17 AM
As long as it's not a pope dance. Can't handle that.

arrowqueen
10-02-2007, 12:29 AM
http://bestsmileys.com/birthday2/8.gif

Soccer Mom
10-02-2007, 12:42 AM
Can't believe I missed this! (except I wasn't online all weekend.)

Happy Choco-pants day!


Chocolate pants. It's what's for dinner.

maestrowork
10-02-2007, 01:29 AM
And breakfast...

burgy61
10-02-2007, 01:43 AM
Happy birthday Ray, I hope it was a happy one.

Good Word
10-02-2007, 04:41 AM
Well, well, well. Another year. You don't look a day over...well, never mind.

Hope it was lovely, Ray!

benbradley
10-02-2007, 04:59 AM
And (since I haven't done anything else I should be doing today, I might as well take the time to wish you) a happy belated birthday, Ray! Just looking at your post count, you most have written two posts for every day you've been alive! All that and you've written and got a NOVEL published, too! Wow!

maestrowork
10-02-2007, 06:05 AM
I'm 63 years old.

Unique
10-02-2007, 06:11 AM
I'm 63 years old.

what do chocolate pants look like when they're on fire?

and are you wearing them at the time? ;)

maestrowork
10-02-2007, 06:19 AM
One word: fondue.

benbradley
10-02-2007, 06:21 AM
I'm 63 years old.

OKay, so you've only written ONE post on AW for every day you've been alive...<pulling out my best Steve Martin impersonation...> Well, Excuuuuuuse Me!

maestrowork
10-02-2007, 06:28 AM
Phew... what a stink bomb. Yes, you be excused.

Cassiopeia
10-02-2007, 06:59 AM
Happy Belated Birthday Ray. :D

EriRae
10-11-2007, 06:07 AM
Holy crap...I have been gone a long time...I haven't posted since before your birthday??? How is that possible?!

Hope it was a great one, Ray :) Got my delivery from Amazon today--already hooked on Pacific Between.

Pat~
10-11-2007, 06:23 AM
Just realized I missed this, Ray. Hope it was a fun one!

maestrowork
10-11-2007, 08:15 PM
Thanks for the late wishes, Pat and Erin. I had a good time. Still waiting on two birthday presents. LOL.

I'm officially legal, by the way.