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Al B. Tross
02-13-2005, 07:31 AM
:Smack: Kinda makes you wonder...:Wha:

Richard
02-13-2005, 06:12 PM
I think he hung around my neck once. Hurrah for laser surgery!

Uncarved
02-13-2005, 08:17 PM
I thought I was meeting Al B Sure for dinner, turned out to be Al B Tross. Horrid disappointment.

tina

Alphabeter
02-13-2005, 10:13 PM
I thought they were Travis Tea's cousin. The one who told Travis that PA would gladly publish his book for free.

Andrea :D

Richard
02-13-2005, 10:54 PM
No, that was his second cousin twice-removed, Al B Damned.

Uncarved
02-13-2005, 11:30 PM
That was Al B Core

you remember him, always smelled bad and was a bit fishy?

CaoPaux
02-13-2005, 11:34 PM
I thought he skipped town with his nephew, Al B Seeinya.

Sher2
02-13-2005, 11:55 PM
I thought he skipped town with his nephew, Al B Seeinya.

His uncle, Al B Asunofagun, is hot on their trail, I hear. :D

Uncarved
02-14-2005, 12:00 AM
his daddy, Al B Itchy, sure did have a thing for them ladies of the evening though...

Richard
02-14-2005, 12:08 AM
I remember him! He was best friends with Al E. Moany. Miserable guy, especially after the divorces.

CACTUSWENDY
02-14-2005, 09:40 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


you guys are so funny........something i have noticed...
i always thought writers were boring...depressed....drunks....drug users...etc....etc....but this site has opened my eyes......(what ever happened to the good 'ol days?)
i can not put away the sleeping pills....and flush the booze down the drain....(not sure what to do about the being a bore part)...i will move my walker closer to the screen...slap on my wig....jam my teeth in my mouth...turn up the hearing aid....and check my depends and go on and keep learning what fine, fine, fine folks are here......
:poke: ....Wendy~~

Uncarved
02-14-2005, 10:07 PM
I'd hate to have had to say...

Al B Seeingya

Richard
02-14-2005, 10:12 PM
It's Valentine's day, so we'd better sort out some flowers for Al G. Non.

Uncarved
02-14-2005, 10:13 PM
Yes... you deserve a biscuit and tea for that one.

Al Go Getit.

Richard
02-14-2005, 10:16 PM
Cool, I'll enjoy them when I take that trip on the canal with ol' Al E. Mentary.

Uncarved
02-14-2005, 10:21 PM
... and Al B Joiningyou.

DaveKuzminski
02-14-2005, 10:28 PM
I hope none of these folks you're mentioning are related to the notorious Al Gebra who masterminded Weapons of Math Destruction for an infamous terrorist organization.

CaoPaux
02-14-2005, 10:37 PM
:roll: Is he related to Al E. Cat, the notorious philanderer?

Uncarved
02-14-2005, 11:28 PM
I remember that when I was in school they told me that Al Gebra was a bunch of letters that were really numbers....... lying pond scum... someone should write a book...

Sher2
02-14-2005, 11:59 PM
... lying pond scum... someone should write a book...

Pssst! I know where you can get it published, no questions asked.

Uncarved
02-15-2005, 12:09 AM
and it will resonate through the equations....

Sher2
02-15-2005, 12:36 AM
and it will resonate through the equations....

Oh, you know it! It will resonate from sea to shining sea and fit all the equations and theorems like a glove. It'll only cost you $29, too. Al Gowithum. Not!

Uncarved
02-15-2005, 12:42 AM
surely you meant:

Al Gorithm :) Math humour...it's what's for geeks;)

Sher2
02-15-2005, 12:50 AM
surely you meant:

Al Gorithm :) Math humour...it's what's for geeks;)

Do not take that tone with us. We will expect your immediate apology for your dramatic escapade. Thank you and don't hesitate to contact me by e-mail only (no phone calls, ever) if I can be of your further assistance.

Oh, wait. I've lost my mind, finally. My name is not... Oh, hell, I can't remember. Al B Back. :partyguy:

Richard
02-15-2005, 01:18 AM
Take a trip to that nice holiday resort. Oh, where is it? Ask Al B. Kirky.

Uncarved
02-15-2005, 01:27 AM
tis better to fly off to Vegas, Al B Kinky.

Sher2
02-15-2005, 01:39 AM
tis better to fly off to Vegas, Al B Kinky.

And Al B Rightbehindyou. Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Woo-hoo!

Al B. Tross
02-15-2005, 02:52 AM
:roll:Thank You for all the humorous responses. It is great to see creative minds at work. :ROFL:


Al B. Tross

Uncarved
02-15-2005, 02:54 AM
Well Al B Thankingya for that hospitality.