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badducky
09-30-2007, 07:53 AM
I'm already too drunk to drive. Editing.

Your turn:

"I'd go clubbing tonight, but..."

Fingers
09-30-2007, 08:00 AM
I'd go clubbing tonight but all the seals are inside. I know, really in bad taste.


yer pal Brian

Siddow
09-30-2007, 08:05 AM
SNL is on, and I'm married with children.

Plus, the clubs 'round here are all country bars.

Silver King
09-30-2007, 08:06 AM
I've already been clubbing, so there's no seals left for Brian or anyone else.

Poor babies.

TrainofThought
09-30-2007, 08:11 AM
Ö but Iím retaining water like the Hoover Dam.

Just Mike
09-30-2007, 08:15 AM
I'd go clubbing tonight, but my momma won't let me.

Momma's are mean.

A. Hamilton
09-30-2007, 08:17 AM
I'd go clubbing tonight, but I left my boots at a friend's house.

badducky
09-30-2007, 08:39 AM
I am drunken and in love with PD Delarran.

You're married aren't you? I can tell because I have an unhealthy crush on your avatars.

A. Hamilton
09-30-2007, 08:42 AM
... I can tell because I have an unhealthy crush on your avatars.
..just remember, this one can only handle 3 umbrella drinks-don't say I didn't warn you. she's such a lightweight.

A. Hamilton
09-30-2007, 08:43 AM
I am drunken and in love with PD Delarran.

H.
P.H Delarran.
cheers!

JoNightshade
09-30-2007, 08:46 AM
I'd go clubbing tonight but I can't think of any earthly reason why I'd want to. Y'know, ever.

Just Mike
09-30-2007, 08:47 AM
badducky and P.H. Delarran sittin' in a tree, K,I,S,S,I . . . um, sorry.

I'd go clubbing tonight, but apparently I'm eight years old.

TrainofThought
09-30-2007, 08:50 AM
Ö but I'm babysitting Just Mike. :D

badducky
09-30-2007, 09:06 AM
I wonder why I had D's on the mind...

*glances back at avatar*

No. No, I think I know why.

A. Hamilton
09-30-2007, 09:08 AM
watch out Mike, TOT stole my boots-she's wearing them and has that I'mnot takingnoliptonightyoungman attitude.

Just Mike
09-30-2007, 09:12 AM
watch out Mike, TOT stole my boots-she's wearing them and has that I'mnot takingnoliptonightyoungman attitude.

Don't worry, P.H.

I likes me some authority.

I'd go clubbing tonight but ToT is standing on my liver in P.H.'s boots and I love it.

TrainofThought
09-30-2007, 09:16 AM
I always knew you liked being dominated. :whip:

I’d go clubbing tonight but Just Mike woke from his nap so it’s playtime.:D

Cassiopeia
09-30-2007, 09:16 AM
I don't have a designated driver. :D

tlblack
09-30-2007, 09:19 AM
I'd go clubbing tonight but the Neanderthal down the street stole my club.

kristie911
09-30-2007, 09:54 AM
...I'm working overtime.

JLCwrites
09-30-2007, 10:45 AM
I'd go clubbing tonight but...

Oh hell, I'll just get my keys.
Who wants to come clubbing with me in my sexy minivan?

reigningcatsndogs
09-30-2007, 04:14 PM
I'd go clubbing tonight but...

Oh hell, I'll just get my keys.
Who wants to come clubbing with me in my sexy minivan?
I'd go, but I don't like clubs; I prefer diamonds!!

Hillary
09-30-2007, 05:11 PM
I'd go clubbing, but it's only 10 past 9 in the morning.

Susie
09-30-2007, 10:07 PM
I'd go clubbing, but I can't dance... don't ask me. :D

scarletpeaches
09-30-2007, 10:08 PM
I'd go clubbing tonight if I had a lobotomy and a binge-drinking habit and a desire to act like every other Dundonian I know.

Alexandra Little
09-30-2007, 10:30 PM
I'd go clubbing tonight, but my brother bought Halo 3 and I have yet to kill him in versus.

jodiodi
09-30-2007, 11:38 PM
... I'm sleepy.

The_Grand_Duchess
10-01-2007, 01:43 AM
I'd go clubbing tonight

but I went out last night instead :)

JoeEkaitis
10-01-2007, 02:02 AM
I'd go clubbing tonight but the calendar says its time to run a carafe full of vinegar through the coffeemaker.

MattW
10-01-2007, 02:24 AM
I'd go clubbing tonight but I just washed my hair.

WendyNYC
10-01-2007, 02:29 AM
I'd go clubbing tonight if I were 10 years younger.

JLCwrites
10-01-2007, 02:33 AM
Whew! Just got back from clubbing! Man it was fun! Glad to have some of you on board. I can't believe how many party animals there are here in AW! I don't think downtown will ever be the same! (nor the minivan!) BTW, some of you need to come back and help me clean it up!
:Wha:
*sniff* ew! Will someone explain to me why it smells like donuts and beer?

A. Hamilton
10-01-2007, 03:31 AM
wasn't me.

TrainofThought
10-01-2007, 04:29 AM
Ö but my car broke down and I donít have anywhere to stash the body in the trunk.

A. Hamilton
10-01-2007, 04:33 AM
Ö but my car broke down and I donít have anywhere to stash the body in the trunk.
uh oh, has anyone seen little Mikey?

TrainofThought
10-01-2007, 04:36 AM
uh oh, has anyone seen little Mikey?Um... something really bad happened when I was babysitting.

JLCwrites
10-01-2007, 06:40 AM
Note to self...
Don't let TOT babysit my munchkins. However, TOT is more than welcome to babysit the neighbor's kids!

maestrowork
10-01-2007, 06:42 AM
I'd go clubbing tonight but the seals are in hiding...

/hiss boo hiss boo/

A. Hamilton
10-01-2007, 06:44 AM
I'd go clubbing tonight but the seals are in hiding...

/hiss boo hiss boo/
ummm that joke it so page one.
but since it's your birthday, we'll laugh. ;)

maestrowork
10-01-2007, 06:44 AM
I don't read old pages. It's so yesterday.

Shady Lane
10-01-2007, 07:52 AM
I'd go clubbing tonight if I had any attraction to alcohol and public displays of "affection."

JLCwrites
10-01-2007, 07:56 AM
Unce Unce Unce Unce....

Jacob
10-01-2007, 06:01 PM
Id go clubbing tonight but my polyester pants are at the dry cleaners.... and Im out of imported hair gel.
I would go clubbing tonight but I would just stand against the wall and think about all that vanity crammed into that one tiny little space and then I would order another drink to deal with it and another and another and another and then I would get depressed go home and watch the discovery channel.....wait was this supposed to be fictional? :)