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Jaycinth
09-28-2007, 06:51 PM
When I don my little fairy slippers and fly to each of your homes......

and then...with my magic fairy wand...

I crash your computers wiping out months and years of work!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh...I also de-ink printer ribbons, jam typewriters and cause the pipes in the floor above you to burst, thus ruining the hard copy you printed out just to be safe!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


And...this time...USB man isn't around to save you!!!

MUAHAHAHAH...BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!!!!

MidnightMuse
09-28-2007, 06:53 PM
So, do I set out cookies, or what?

Perks
09-28-2007, 06:53 PM
Is this your idea of a reminder?

You're kind of a bad woman.

BenPanced
09-28-2007, 06:56 PM
So, do I set out cookies, or what?
And Spamtm.

NeuroFizz
09-28-2007, 06:56 PM
It's all a hoax, a lie. The tip-off--the word "Tonite" is an advertising spell-bastardization, so whatever spell Jay will cast, it will just spew spam (and as BP said, Spam). We all know there is no truth in advertising.

cray
09-28-2007, 07:00 PM
pffft. what a silly thing to announce
i'm setting a trap for you now, slick!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-28-2007, 07:01 PM
I'll put my teeth under the pillow.

Bmwhtly
09-28-2007, 07:04 PM
You're kind of a bad woman.
That [dramatic pause] and a bit Magnificent.

totidem_verbis
09-28-2007, 07:23 PM
I"ll stop you...

with my sword and magic helmet...

ccarver30
09-28-2007, 07:25 PM
Go ahead and try. I have a memory stick and a file in my email! HA HA!

Del
09-28-2007, 07:29 PM
It's all a hoax, a lie. The tip-off--the word "Tonite" is an advertising spell-bastardization, so whatever spell Jay will cast, it will just spew spam (and as BP said, Spam). We all know there is no truth in advertising.

Tonite, isn't that, like, hematite or manganite or something? Jay, I have some crystals I'll give you cheap. If you're into rocks.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-28-2007, 08:54 PM
I"ll stop you...

with my sword and magic helmet...

I thought it was with my 'spear and magic helmet'?

NeuroFizz
09-28-2007, 08:59 PM
I thought the magic helmet was at the point of the spear.

MidnightMuse
09-28-2007, 09:06 PM
You found those elusive dual-bathtubs at the ocean, didn't you, Fizzy?

Del
09-28-2007, 09:13 PM
I thought the magic helmet was at the point of the spear.

I don't think there is a point to any of this.

SherryTex
09-28-2007, 09:31 PM
Your spear and magic helmet?
My spear and magic helmet!
Magic helmet?
:e2sven:
Magic Helmet!
eh...magic helmet...
Yes! Magic Helmet! And! I will give you a Sample!

writerterri
09-28-2007, 09:35 PM
Oh, I thought you were finally getting some noo noo.


My bad.

Don't worry my kids will be up late. Leave money under their pillows or my kids will teach your kids how to snort cookies through a straw, hock them into their mouths and eat them.

(an actual trick my childhood friend showed me)

maestrowork
09-28-2007, 09:37 PM
So, do I set out cookies, or what?

Did someone mention cookies?


Psst, Jay, full moon was two nights ago.

totidem_verbis
09-28-2007, 09:55 PM
I thought it was with my 'spear and magic helmet'?

DOH!

:e2smack:

Soccer Mom
09-28-2007, 10:00 PM
Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit!

http://t3.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1394119945618&id=97e27e6d48e99f9c4280edcbe9416012

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-28-2007, 10:13 PM
O! Bwooonhilda... you awe so wuvwy!

totidem_verbis
09-28-2007, 10:45 PM
Yes I know it; I can't help it!

Soccer Mom
09-28-2007, 10:50 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_Opera%2C_Doc%3F

Jaycinth
09-28-2007, 10:51 PM
Did someone mention cookies?


Psst, Jay, full moon was two nights ago.

Actually it is right here. (Do not click on this full moon link.) (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1670455&postcount=6636)


And there is another on October 26th.

But as far as tonite...AHA!!! not even CAPTAIN ZIP DRIVE will save you and I will dance with chaos under the moons' wanning light!!

at least until my bed time. Then I'll call it an evening, ok?

auntybug
09-28-2007, 10:55 PM
Your spear and magic helmet?
My spear and magic helmet!
Magic helmet?
:e2sven:
Magic Helmet!
eh...magic helmet...
Yes! Magic Helmet! And! I will give you a Sample!

Great...anyone esle got the barber ditty going through their head now?

totidem_verbis
09-28-2007, 10:56 PM
Great...anyone esle got the barber ditty going through their head now?

Now I do...

MidnightMuse
09-28-2007, 11:05 PM
Actually it is right here. (Do not click on this full moon link.) (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1670455&postcount=6636)


And there is another on October 26th.

But as far as tonite...AHA!!! not even CAPTAIN ZIP DRIVE will save you and I will dance with chaos under the moons' wanning light!!

at least until my bed time. Then I'll call it an evening, ok?

I thought it was just gonna be YOU comin' to the house tonight to do evil things. Now you're bringing Chaos with you?

Do you even know if she's available?

How many cookies do you think I have around the house, anyway? And I certainly hope you both like soy milk.

maestrowork
09-28-2007, 11:08 PM
How many cookies do you think I have around the house, anyway? And I certainly hope you both like soy milk.

<----- You only need one.

writerterri
09-28-2007, 11:35 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_Opera%2C_Doc%3F


What is it?

Soccer Mom
09-28-2007, 11:36 PM
Doh! The link won't work. It's Elmer and Bugs in What's Opera, Doc.

writerterri
09-28-2007, 11:38 PM
Doh! The link won't work. It's Elmer and Bugs in What's Opera, Doc.


Some people links. tch.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2007, 12:00 AM
http://boingboing.net/images/bugs_bunny399290.jpg

The_Grand_Duchess
09-29-2007, 12:10 AM
I thought this was going to somehow be about naked time. I'm leaving now. I need to go pick up my mind from the gutter.

Melisande
09-29-2007, 12:30 AM
When I don my little fairy slippers and fly to each of your homes......

and then...with my magic fairy wand...

I crash your computers wiping out months and years of work!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh...I also de-ink printer ribbons, jam typewriters and cause the pipes in the floor above you to burst, thus ruining the hard copy you printed out just to be safe!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


And...this time...USB man isn't around to save you!!!

MUAHAHAHAH...BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!!!!

Just try!

brokenfingers
09-29-2007, 01:52 AM
Try not to leave any empty bottles laying around this time.

maestrowork
09-29-2007, 02:33 AM
Or used personal... stuff.

rhymegirl
09-29-2007, 02:58 AM
What is supposed to be happening tonight?

I am confused.

maestrowork
09-29-2007, 02:58 AM
Didn't you read the first post? Always start from post 1.

rhymegirl
09-29-2007, 03:00 AM
Didn't you read the first post? Always start from post 1.

Yes, I read the first post.

Somethin' about fairies. That doesn't tell me much.

maestrowork
09-29-2007, 03:05 AM
It tells EVERYTHING!

rhymegirl
09-29-2007, 04:07 AM
Bite me.

Angie
09-29-2007, 04:10 AM
Who's talking about fairies?

brokenfingers
09-29-2007, 03:52 PM
Odd.

There's a huge egg lying on my living room floor this morning...

EriRae
09-29-2007, 04:05 PM
Go ahead and try. I have a memory stick and a file in my email! HA HA!

Shh...don't tell her ;)

EriRae
09-29-2007, 04:09 PM
Murhahahaha both of my computers and my flash drive are intact...must've been that lawyer I had watching my stuff while I slept last night!

Jean Marie
09-29-2007, 05:22 PM
Odd.

There's a huge egg lying on my living room floor this morning...
Wow, I got mine scrambled w/ toast and bacon. Guess Lady Jay likes me better :D

Thanks, Lady J :Hail:

brokenfingers
09-29-2007, 05:25 PM
Wow, I got mine scrambled w/ toast and bacon. Guess Lady Jay likes me better :D

Thanks, Lady J :Hail:She probably didn't want to do my dishes. Double gyp.

Unique
09-29-2007, 10:41 PM
Don't lie. You just throw them out and buy new ones.

MidnightMuse
09-30-2007, 01:46 AM
I think Jay must have gotten lost. Or fell asleep before she got to the West Coast. My computers are all fine, my harddrives and memory sticks are fine.

The rum is missing, though.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-30-2007, 02:15 AM
And my teeth were still under the pillow!