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scarletpeaches
09-28-2007, 01:27 AM
...what flavours would they be?

maestrowork
09-28-2007, 01:29 AM
Ebony and Ivory.

III
09-28-2007, 01:34 AM
Testosterone and Brain Juice?

sassandgroove
09-28-2007, 01:35 AM
III would be sour apple.
KTC would be mocha frap.

maestrowork
09-28-2007, 01:37 AM
III would be sour apple.
KTC would be mocha frap.

Oh man, that's gonna hurt.

sassandgroove
09-28-2007, 01:40 AM
Oh man, that's gonna hurt.
What? Why? What's wrong with my flavors?

maestrowork
09-28-2007, 01:42 AM
Nut'n.

scarletpeaches
09-28-2007, 01:43 AM
III would obviously be Hairball & Gravy flavour.

KTC? Hmm...knobcheese and earwax.

sassandgroove
09-28-2007, 01:43 AM
III would obviously be Hairball & Gravy flavour.

KTC? Hmm...knobcheese and earwax.
Well if you already knew then why did you ask?

maestrowork
09-28-2007, 01:46 AM
Meow. Hiss.

scarletpeaches
09-28-2007, 01:46 AM
I was merely making suggestions to get others' reactions and recipes, possibly. :D

maestrowork
09-28-2007, 01:47 AM
Just put Scarlet Peaches in a blender and turn it on. There, instant flavors: sour, bitter, tart, gummy....

Just stick either a KTC or III label on it.

sassandgroove
09-28-2007, 01:52 AM
:ROFL:

scarletpeaches
09-28-2007, 01:52 AM
Hey! I resemble that remark!

sassandgroove
09-28-2007, 01:58 AM
My smoothie would be sweet and tart.

AceTachyon
09-28-2007, 02:15 AM
:popcorn:

robeiae
09-28-2007, 02:33 AM
If KTC were a smoothie, he'd change flavors every ten minutes or so.

III, in contrast, would be tasteless.

KTC
09-28-2007, 03:59 AM
I'd prefer Mocha Frap...good call, sis. But, unfortunately I have to say it again. GOOD GOD, I HATE SAYING ROBIEIAEIAIEIAEIAIEIAEIAEIAIEIAIAIEIIAEIAEIAEIAEIE IS RIGHT!

I would probably change flavours quicker than you could lick chocolate icing off a cupcake. Every ten minutes was, I think, just the little sweetie's attempt at kindness. God knows ROBEIAEIIAEIAEIAIEIAEIAEIAIEIEAA has a heart of gold.

III
09-28-2007, 04:00 AM
If KTC were a smoothie, he'd change flavors every ten minutes or so.

III, in contrast, would be tasteless.

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KTC
09-28-2007, 04:01 AM
III would be something nostalgic, I think...maybe like those candy necklace thingys...if you could imagine them as a smoothie flavour. Christ...don't look at me like that...use your God given imagination. Candy Necklace Smoothie. It's all the rage, you twits!

KTC
09-28-2007, 04:01 AM
.


I have to agree. The rerun was giving you a bit of a rub there, weren't he! Not nice, robeieiieaieiaeiaieiaieaeiaiea.

Siddow
09-28-2007, 04:04 AM
I always pictured KTC: chicken, and III: ashes.

I'm not sure why.

KTC
09-28-2007, 04:05 AM
just to add...the sig is not funny, Ms. Judas.

KTC
09-28-2007, 04:05 AM
I always pictured KTC: chicken, and III: ashes.

I'm not sure why.


I'll say it one more time, for those of you in the BACK row. It's KTC, not KFC.

Siddow
09-28-2007, 04:07 AM
I'll say it one more time, for those of you in the BACK row. It's KTC, not KFC.

Same difference. Meh.

KTC
09-28-2007, 04:09 AM
Okay...how shall I put this?

Looks down at self. Hmmm...no feathers...no flesh or lovely crispy skin.

I'm not a CHICKEN!


I would pay someone to drink a chicken flavoured smoothie, though. Sounds like a reality show drink.

Siddow
09-28-2007, 04:14 AM
So are you tuna then?

robeiae
09-28-2007, 04:14 AM
A buddy of mine used to make lobster daiquiris.

maestrowork
09-28-2007, 04:15 AM
Looks down at self. Hmmm...no feathers...no flesh or lovely crispy skin.

I'm not a CHICKEN!



Been plucked, skinned, scrubbed and boiled.

rhymegirl
09-28-2007, 04:38 AM
Uh, let's see.

KTC would be orange

And III would be banana

rhymegirl
09-28-2007, 04:40 AM
III would be something nostalgic, I think...maybe like those candy necklace thingys...if you could imagine them as a smoothie flavour. Christ...don't look at me like that...use your God given imagination. Candy Necklace Smoothie. It's all the rage, you twits!

I used to LOVE those candy necklaces! Wrap one around your neck and bite off one of those little suckers, one by one.

maestrowork
09-28-2007, 05:30 AM
KTC would be pistachio vanilla macadamia chocolate banana orange creme.

III would be mango.

KTC
09-28-2007, 02:19 PM
KTC would be pistachio vanilla macadamia chocolate banana orange creme.

III would be mango.


This...I could live with.

III
09-28-2007, 09:36 PM
KTC would be pistachio vanilla macadamia chocolate banana orange creme.

III would be mango.

Lock thread.

http://www.tallarmeniantale.com/pics/professors/mango-chris_kattan.JPG

sassandgroove
09-28-2007, 09:52 PM
Oh. My.

BenPanced
09-28-2007, 10:01 PM
Ketchup and fishsticks.

Two great tastes that taste great together!

writerterri
09-28-2007, 10:04 PM
Shugga and Spice.


PS. Doesn't SP look like Betsy Ross? No, wait... Ma on that picture of Ma and Pa Kettle. Or Ruth Buzzy!

*runs*

C.bronco
09-28-2007, 10:13 PM
I always pictured KTC: chicken, and III: ashes.

I'm not sure why.
I think you're thinking of KFC and their tasty orginial recipe or extra crispy chicken, biscuits and cole slaw, which would make a nicely textured smoothie.

III would need something with yogo bits and fruit roll-ups to keep his children happy.

sassandgroove
09-28-2007, 10:45 PM
Terri I thought Scarlet looked Mona Lisaesque.

sassandgroove
09-28-2007, 10:45 PM
III is apple and KTC is grape, and when they have a fight it will be GRAPPLE!


*tee hee*

maestrowork
09-28-2007, 10:53 PM
I tried a grapple once. What a rip off.

sassandgroove
09-28-2007, 10:56 PM
:e2moon:

KTC
09-28-2007, 10:56 PM
III is apple and KTC is grape, and when they have a fight it will be GRAPPLE!


*tee hee*


the beauty is we would never fight. Shame on you for suggesting we would! Hmph! Us three lettered usernamers have to stick together.


How come nobody said Chocolate and Peanut Butter. There would have been a variety of double entendre things you could have said in regards to the cheesy commercial? Must I always lead the way!?

KTC
09-28-2007, 10:56 PM
:e2moon:

Sass has got big butt and I cannot lie.

sassandgroove
09-28-2007, 10:57 PM
Must I always lead the way!?Yes, yes you must. The irony is few will follow. That is the plight for Dwight.


Sass has got big butt and I cannot lie.Baby got back!

KTC
09-28-2007, 10:58 PM
Yes, yes you must. The irony is few will follow. That is the plight for Dwight.

Baby got back!



OOH! I believe I have just been burned by my own sister! I'm tellin' Mom.

sassandgroove
09-28-2007, 11:03 PM
Mom likes me best.

But she'll probably give you a cookie.

BenPanced
09-28-2007, 11:03 PM
I tried a grapple once. What a rip off.
So did Larry Craig and look where it got him.

Thank you! I'll be here all weekend!

maestrowork
09-28-2007, 11:06 PM
How come nobody said Chocolate and Peanut Butter.

Have you tried the new Reeses chocolate peanut butter cookies? OMG. I could only have two.

sassandgroove
09-28-2007, 11:07 PM
No but I do make cookies with chocolate chips and reeses peanut butter chips. Oh my, Mr. Groove loves them.

maestrowork
09-28-2007, 11:08 PM
So did Larry Craig and look where it got him.


Did I tell you Kevin's last name is Craig? Coincidence? I think not.

KTC
09-28-2007, 11:10 PM
Did I tell you Kevin's last name is Craig? Coincidence? I think not.

Hey...that's not nice! TMI

sassandgroove
09-28-2007, 11:11 PM
So did Larry Craig and look where it got him.

Thank you! I'll be here all weekend!
I'm dense or something, I don't get this.

maestrowork
09-28-2007, 11:31 PM
Hey...that's not nice! TMI

Nice is not my middle name.

writerterri
09-28-2007, 11:31 PM
Terri I thought Scarlet looked Mona Lisaesque.


I was going to add that one too.

sassandgroove
09-28-2007, 11:32 PM
Hubba Hubba is Ray's Middle Name.

writerterri
09-28-2007, 11:32 PM
Nice is not my middle name.


It's Juicy.


Did I just say that out loud?

KTC
09-29-2007, 12:01 AM
Nice is not my middle name.

No, Raymond Wong. You're middle name is Cookie, but I prefer to pretend that it's WRONG. I like the sound of Wrong Wong. Say it three times fast.

KTC
09-29-2007, 12:02 AM
Well...it would appear that we need somebody to create a new thread: RAY WONG'S REAL LAST NAME.

maestrowork
09-29-2007, 12:02 AM
Something is very wong with you.

KTC
09-29-2007, 12:04 AM
Don't get the wong idea, RayRay!

sassandgroove
09-29-2007, 12:07 AM
Ask and ye shall receive.

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78915

brokenfingers
09-29-2007, 01:53 AM
I've never had a smoothie.



Now, I doubt I ever will...

writerterri
09-29-2007, 01:54 AM
I've never had a smoothie.



Now, I doubt I ever will...

Don't worry they aren't worth the brain freeze.

sassandgroove
09-29-2007, 01:59 AM
Oh I looooove smoooothies. With banananas and berries and soymilk and ice. yum...

KTC
09-29-2007, 02:34 AM
I like raspberry banana smoothies. Homemade. Blended to a smooth.

maestrowork
09-29-2007, 02:51 AM
Kumquat and durian with a splash of jalapeno.