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scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 05:30 AM
I've got some savings, so I wondered if anyone knew who I speak to, where I go to find out more?

I know your top-of-the-line Maestrowork will be quite expensive, so I was thinking a second-hand poetinahat would be more my price range.

Anyone here have experience with modoption? How long did the process take? What difficulties did you experience?

Angie
09-27-2007, 05:31 AM
Are you sure you want to go through all that diaper changing, middle-of-the-night feedings, and constant crying? And the teething--don't get me started on the teething. Your furniture won't be safe...

KTC
09-27-2007, 05:32 AM
I've got some savings, so I wondered if anyone knew who I speak to, where I go to find out more?

I know your top-of-the-line Maestrowork will be quite expensive, so I was thinking a second-hand poetinahat would be more my price range.

Anyone here have experience with modoption? How long did the process take? What difficulties did you experience?

Couldn't we just ceremonially burn one instead?

scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 05:32 AM
I could adopt one first and then burn it?

KTC
09-27-2007, 05:34 AM
I could adopt one first and then burn it?

I'm beginning to like the sound of that.

Azraelsbane
09-27-2007, 05:35 AM
I take it adopting Mac would cost a small fortune, eh? ;) I guess I could settle for Silver King. He's in my neck of the woods. :e2crown:

scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 05:36 AM
It buys a bag of gunpowder...it prepares the stake and firewood...

KTC
09-27-2007, 05:37 AM
It buys a bag of gunpowder...it prepares the stake and firewood...

I'm into this.


It sharpens a wee stick. It hunts around for marshmellows.

scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 05:39 AM
It prepares the kindling...

KTC
09-27-2007, 05:40 AM
It prepares the kindling...


ooh. Kindling! That always makes me think of pork chops and apples sauce for some reason.


It arranges the lawn chairs around the fire pit. It unpacks its flip flops.

SpookyWriter
09-27-2007, 05:41 AM
I could adopt one first and then burn it?Would that be before or after smexytime camel sex?

Angie
09-27-2007, 05:43 AM
We don't have to sing camp songs, do we?

KTC
09-27-2007, 05:43 AM
Kumbaya.

scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 05:44 AM
ooh. Kindling! That always makes me think of pork chops and apples sauce for some reason.

It arranges the lawn chairs around the fire pit. It unpacks its flip flops.

It waits for a mod to appear in this thread and does a little dance around the camp fire.


Would that be before or after smexytime camel sex?

I like your style!

SpookyWriter
09-27-2007, 05:45 AM
We don't have to sing camp songs, do we?No, but you'll have to play spin-the-doctor.

KTC
09-27-2007, 05:46 AM
It waits for a mod to appear in this thread and does a little dance around the camp fire.




It whistles Dixie while it waits.

Angie
09-27-2007, 05:47 AM
No, but you'll have to play spin-the-doctor.

Oh, well, that's all right then.

scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 05:47 AM
It designs a little hat-and-gloves combo to be made from the skin of a mod...

Azraelsbane
09-27-2007, 05:49 AM
It kills the scarlet peaches because of too many Silence of the Lamb rip-off posts... ;)

KTC
09-27-2007, 05:50 AM
It designs a little hat-and-gloves combo to be made from the skin of a mod...


It brings its bowl of eggplants to the fireside. It takes out its little whittling knife and begins to carve the eggplants into likenesses of its favourite mods.

scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 05:50 AM
It eats Azraelsbane's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...

brokenfingers
09-27-2007, 05:51 AM
Instead of adopting a mod, wouldn't it be cheaper to just have your mom move in?

scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 05:52 AM
It brings its bowl of eggplants to the fireside. It takes out its little whittling knife and begins to carve the eggplants into likenesses of its favourite mods.

It sticks pins in KTC's whittled eggplants and listens to hear which mod screams.

Azraelsbane
09-27-2007, 05:52 AM
:e2thud:


It eats Azraelsbane's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...

KTC
09-27-2007, 05:53 AM
It sticks pins in KTC's whittled eggplants and listens to hear which mod screams.



It listens to the sweet music of mod pain. It throws its whittlings into the fire just to hear them sizzle.

scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 05:54 AM
It dances round the campfire in a loincloth, biting the heads off the last few eggplant mods.

KTC
09-27-2007, 05:58 AM
It dances round the campfire in a loincloth, biting the heads off the last few eggplant mods.


It shouts hallelujahs to the light of the conquered moon! It worships the headless eggplant mods while tossing the little bodies into the glowing embers of the towering inferno...feeding the flames with the mod-like eggplant limbs.

BenPanced
09-27-2007, 06:05 AM
Yeah, you wanna adopt a mod now. But what about that lunch lady? And the mayor? And the small village along the Amazon? What happened to them?!

JLCwrites
09-27-2007, 06:07 AM
I'd love to adopt a mod. He/she could watch the kids while hubby and I go on a date. They are great for supervising children. *ducks*

KTC
09-27-2007, 06:08 AM
Yeah, you wanna adopt a mod now. But what about that lunch lady? And the mayor? And the small village along the Amazon? What happened to them?!

please. leave judas's little villages alone. she does not like speaking of her failures.

benbradley
09-27-2007, 06:12 AM
I've got some savings, so I wondered if anyone knew who I speak to, where I go to find out more?

I know your top-of-the-line Maestrowork will be quite expensive, so I was thinking a second-hand poetinahat would be more my price range.

Anyone here have experience with modoption? How long did the process take? What difficulties did you experience?

I haven't done this myself, but I see where Sarina has adopted a SuperMod, no idea how much it cost, but I think the process only took nine months.

KTC
09-27-2007, 06:23 AM
I'd love to adopt a mod. He/she could watch the kids while hubby and I go on a date. They are great for supervising children. *ducks*

You're a freak.

Carole
09-27-2007, 07:24 AM
*crosses arms...glares at the campfire...taps foot...looks around to see who is responsible*

Joe270
09-27-2007, 09:31 AM
It wasn't me, I swear. I was in Baltimore at the time.

SpookyWriter
09-27-2007, 09:41 AM
Why spend good money trying to adopt a mod when you can have a borg for half the price.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/images/bestoflv/1998/photos/startrek-borg.jpg

Joe270
09-27-2007, 11:13 AM
The liberal leftist dream is in the Politics forum, Spooky.

Cassiopeia
09-27-2007, 11:55 AM
*crosses arms...glares at the campfire...taps foot...looks around to see who is responsible*Uh oh, you guys are in trouble now! :D

Joe270
09-27-2007, 01:01 PM
Nope, we're not. We've got her trussed up like Gulliver. Carole is now our Eggplant Mod.

We're dancing 'round the bonfire, awaiting our Mod, uh, adoption. Yeah, adoption, that's it.

scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 02:26 PM
Sorry Carole but you were the first mod to post in this thread. You are now officially THE EGGPLANT and we want to see this underneath your username.

KTC
09-27-2007, 02:27 PM
Actually, CarolE, we are kind of going to have to demand it.

scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 02:30 PM
It jabs at Carole's arse with a sharpened stick...

KTC
09-27-2007, 02:34 PM
It jabs at Carole's arse with a sharpened stick...


It prepares its Eggplant Throne for the arse-poked Carole.

scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 03:17 PM
It loves the smell of burning mod in the morning.

KTC
09-27-2007, 03:21 PM
It loves the smell of burning mod in the morning.

It wonders if it could bottle the scent so it can rub it behind its ears?

scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 03:22 PM
It looks around for another mod to burn. Its campfire is going out.

KTC
09-27-2007, 06:03 PM
It throws a bloody Haggis on the fires, just to keep them lit until the next mod arrives. It likes the snap, crackle, pop of steaming Haggis.

cray
09-27-2007, 06:04 PM
*enters thread. looks around*

pffft.

*leaves*

KTC
09-27-2007, 06:09 PM
what about leaves? leaves falling? leaves turning? leaves sprouting? What! Don't leave us hanging.

It throws leaves on the fire...just to hear them snap...just to watch the thick smoke lift to the winds.

Bmwhtly
09-27-2007, 06:11 PM
I wanna adopt a mod! Hmmm... OK.
But I'm not walking it. And YOU are responsible for cleaning out it's hutch.

MidnightMuse
09-27-2007, 06:33 PM
There aren't enough Mods to go around, but we could pool our money and buy a nice hutch and self feeding bowl thingie.

Wait a second . . . not enough Mods to go around . . . Doesn't that mean we -- we OUTNUMBER them??

scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 06:33 PM
You thinking what I'm thinking?

Bmwhtly
09-27-2007, 06:34 PM
Wait a second . . . not enough Mods to go around . . . Doesn't that mean we -- we OUTNUMBER them??
Vive La Revolution!

MidnightMuse
09-27-2007, 06:34 PM
R.I.O.T. ?

KTC
09-27-2007, 06:41 PM
free lunch?

cray
09-27-2007, 06:44 PM
free lunch?

who are we going to eat first?

brokenfingers
09-27-2007, 06:50 PM
Yuck. They taste so gamey.

MidnightMuse
09-27-2007, 06:50 PM
Well at least there's one that seems fresh - still in the water, anyway.

Bmwhtly
09-27-2007, 06:50 PM
who are we going to eat first?
*considers 'spit-roast' joke*

*thinks better of it*

KTC
09-27-2007, 06:56 PM
Yuck. They taste so gamey.

gamey, and all eggplanty.

cray
09-27-2007, 06:58 PM
*throws hands in air,..*

well, i don't care which one you pick. i just know that i'm not eating the wings this time.
i learned my lesson.

Stew21
09-27-2007, 07:02 PM
I want to adopt a cray.

cray
09-27-2007, 07:06 PM
it's costly and it's a lifetime commitment.
are you sure you're ready for this type of responsibility?
do your research before you decide.

Bmwhtly
09-27-2007, 07:08 PM
I want to adopt a cray.Are you using 'adopt' in any sort of euphamistic way?

benbradley
09-27-2007, 07:09 PM
Well at least there's one that seems fresh
Oh, really? No mod has ever made a pass at ME...:cry:

- still in the water, anyway.

brokenfingers
09-27-2007, 07:10 PM
Are you using 'adopt' in any sort of euphamistic way?

Yeah, cuz around here, apparently 'adopt' means 'eat'.

Stew21
09-27-2007, 07:11 PM
i've kept a file for months. i'm aware of the awesome responsibility and cost.
I've set aside beer and pie money and got you a very special recharger.

Stew21
09-27-2007, 07:12 PM
Are you using 'adopt' in any sort of euphamistic way?

me? use a euphemism? ME?

well.



yea.

Carole
09-27-2007, 08:21 PM
Geez - you send your evil twin into the room to check on things and just LOOK what happens! She wasn't a mod. She just played one on TV.

*ducks out before she has to poke back*

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 08:28 PM
SP, you have to go through a series of tests and evaluations to adopt a mod, it's so much work. And honestly, I worry how you'll do on the psychological evaluation.

Me, I'll pass 'cuz I made all the tests up myself.

How much does Carol cost?

Azraelsbane
09-27-2007, 08:51 PM
... and got you a very special recharger.

Must...stop...brain... No! *explode*

MidnightMuse
09-27-2007, 09:02 PM
I wouldn't mind sharing custody of one, I'll take summers but I get Thanksgiving visitation.

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 09:19 PM
For all those who want to adopt a mod, let's see if you can even get this first question on the test correct.

MODOPTION TEST
#1.True or False

Twinkle, twinkle little star.

MidnightMuse
09-27-2007, 09:32 PM
Answer: 3.14159

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 09:40 PM
Answer: 3.14159
No, *shakes head* I'm sorry MM, the answer was flowers. Mm, so close.

MidnightMuse
09-27-2007, 09:52 PM
http://www.mymidnightmuse.com/pie.jpg

The answer is always Pi !!!

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 10:15 PM
So you like math questions. Well, then, we'll just skip down to number four.

MODOPTION TEST
#4. If Ray left the House Of Love thread riding a unicycle and heading east at .00000006 cyber miles per hour, how long would it take him to make it to the This Thread Shall Die thread?

brokenfingers
09-27-2007, 10:18 PM
It depends. Is there pie there?

MidnightMuse
09-27-2007, 10:27 PM
Answer: Flowers.

brokenfingers
09-27-2007, 10:30 PM
Answer: Flowers.Cheater! Are you sure you haven't seen the answers?

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 10:33 PM
It depends. Is there pie there? No pie. Get your mind off pie.


Answer: Flowers. No silly.


Cheater! Are you sure you haven't seen the answers? Now, now, be nice. MM is not a cheater.

Unique
09-27-2007, 10:33 PM
He never makes it.

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 10:36 PM
Fine, the answer is. . .*drum roll* Lederhosen

brokenfingers
09-27-2007, 10:38 PM
Dammit, dammit, dammit! I KNEW I should've gone with my first guess!

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 10:39 PM
I've tried and tried to tell you, never second guess yourself.

KTC
09-27-2007, 10:40 PM
So you like math questions. Well, then, we'll just skip down to number four.

MODOPTION TEST
#4. If Ray left the House Of Love thread riding a unicycle and heading east at .00000006 cyber miles per hour, how long would it take him to make it to the This Thread Shall Die thread?

The answer is: Forever. He is not invited. (Until he removes the chocolate pants and dons something more civil.)

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 10:42 PM
The answer is: Forever. He is not invited. (Until he removes the chocolate pants and dons something more civil.)
Pfff, this is all part of the equation Mr Nevkin. Did you not see the actual answer?!?

KTC
09-27-2007, 10:46 PM
I tried lederhosen. It didn't compute properly...you forgot to take the Stupid Things Non-Writers Say thread into account. I'm embarrassed for you.

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 10:49 PM
I tried lederhosen. It didn't compute properly...you forgot to take the Stupid Things Non-Writers Say thread into account. I'm embarrassed for you.
Ah KTC, to have such a simple mind must be wonderful. Me, I'm cursed with brilliance. Oh, and humility, I have an abundance of that too.

MidnightMuse
09-27-2007, 10:50 PM
Okay, I'm 2 for 2. What's the next question?

KTC
09-27-2007, 10:51 PM
Ah KTC, to have such a simple mind must be wonderful. Me, I'm cursed with brilliance. Oh, and humility, I have an abundance of that too.

My goodness. It is sad when they misinterpret my posts. I was informing the young lady that her equation was faulty. That is would not sum correctly. Let her play her math charade...we'll let her go around thinking she could have been correct.

Sad, really.

AceTachyon
09-27-2007, 10:52 PM
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

MidnightMuse
09-27-2007, 10:52 PM
Kids, this is why you should stay in school.

KTC
09-27-2007, 10:53 PM
7 roads. And he must also turn himself into a bird and cross a sea.

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 10:58 PM
Ok, ok, next!

MODOPTION TEST
# C.
Multiple choice
Pumpkins squat to pee.
1. True
*. Are You My Mother?
x. Purple
D. Rainbows and headless chickens

brokenfingers
09-27-2007, 11:00 PM
Man, these are trick questions!

KTC
09-27-2007, 11:02 PM
D. because the vines aren't long enough and the ground is too close.

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 11:06 PM
D. because the vines aren't long enough and the ground is too close.
That is not D! You Mr. are going to have to twirl around, waving checkered flags while singing "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me," as your punishment.

MidnightMuse
09-27-2007, 11:06 PM
Answer: The Ukraine, in Winter.

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 11:07 PM
Answer: The Ukraine, in Winter.
Here's your flags, please join Mr. KTC.

brokenfingers
09-27-2007, 11:08 PM
Here's your flags, please join Mr. KTC.Gulp! Now I'm afraid to answer!

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 11:09 PM
Oh, it's not so bad. Just ask 'em.

MidnightMuse
09-27-2007, 11:13 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/buddamonkeystaff/purple-hippo2.gif

KTC
09-27-2007, 11:13 PM
please god...i've been doing that for days. I have my own flags.

but, do note--and make no mistake about it--my answer was correct.

KTC
09-27-2007, 11:13 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/buddamonkeystaff/purple-hippo2.gif

MAMA! Is that you?!

Mama can you hear me!?

rhymegirl
09-27-2007, 11:14 PM
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

None. He's probably drunk. You should call him a cab.

get it?

MidnightMuse
09-27-2007, 11:14 PM
I'ze bringin' sexy back :D

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 11:14 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/buddamonkeystaff/purple-hippo2.gif

Oh, you get extra credit for this.

brokenfingers
09-27-2007, 11:18 PM
Ok. The answer is... all of the Above?

brokenfingers
09-27-2007, 11:18 PM
No, no, no! I mean yes, yes, yes! All Of The Above!!

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 11:20 PM
Have fun twirling Mr. Brokenfingers.


Wait, I have to get my camera.

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 11:22 PM
Oh, I'm proud of all of you for trying. This was a tricky one, and actually, the answer was ALL OF THE ABOVE, so I would have given credit for any of the choices.


Understand, failing doesn't mean you fail, it's how you fail that you are truly being graded on. . .well, that and the number of correct answers.

brokenfingers
09-27-2007, 11:24 PM
So I won then!

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 11:26 PM
So I won then!
Um, no.

But I like the enthusiasm.

brokenfingers
09-27-2007, 11:37 PM
Fine. I guess I'll just have to settle for a goldfish then. :(

StoryG27
09-27-2007, 11:38 PM
Well, if you insist. But they're not very filling.

brokenfingers
09-28-2007, 12:05 AM
That's okay. There are other members here who are far tastier than some mod. :D

scarletpeaches
09-28-2007, 12:40 AM
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

42.

AceTachyon
09-28-2007, 12:41 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/buddamonkeystaff/purple-hippo2.gif
Must.

Not.

Look.

It's like an accident on the freeway...

KTC
09-28-2007, 12:41 AM
Fine. I guess I'll just have to settle for a goldfish then. :(


shut up your mouth. DO NOT SAY GOLDFISH within these boards.


ARGH!

AceTachyon
09-28-2007, 12:44 AM
shut up your mouth. DO NOT SAY GOLDFISH within these boards.


ARGH!
Goldfish within these boards.

scarletpeaches
09-28-2007, 12:46 AM
:e2fish::e2fish::e2fish::e2fish::e2fish:
GOLDFISH
:e2fish::e2fish::e2fish::e2fish::e2fish:

KTC
09-28-2007, 12:55 AM
smartassedbastards.

rhymegirl
09-28-2007, 04:51 AM
shut up your mouth. DO NOT SAY GOLDFISH within these boards.


ARGH!

Yeah...where IS Chris Clockwork????

Angie
09-28-2007, 05:32 AM
That's okay. There are other members here who are far tastier than some mod. :D

:eek:

*backs away slowly*

Oh, and:

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/goldfish.jpg

brokenfingers
09-28-2007, 06:39 AM
What? The mods here are dry and stringy.

I likes good eatin'.

SpookyWriter
09-28-2007, 06:41 AM
Yeah...where IS Chris Clockwork????Getting his clock fixed.

KTC
09-28-2007, 02:21 PM
It wonders why they let the fire die down. It throws another mod er...log on the fire. It listens to the crackle!