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scarletpeaches
09-25-2007, 07:41 PM
Taken from a conversation I had this morning with a Health Advisor who used to work as a psychiatric/mental health nurse:

Him: You're very intelligent. Enough to get yourself detained.

Me: Are you calling me a mentalist?

Him: No, no; I'm just saying you're clever enough to commit the perfect murder and get yourself locked up in Carstairs to get away with it.

We then discussed 'methods'. He actually told me how to commit the perfect murder! :D I have his mobile number, so I'll file him under 'RC'; 'research contacts' for the future!

MidnightMuse
09-25-2007, 07:42 PM
Meanwhile he's cross-referencing you under: Alibi, Chief Suspect, and Scape-Goat.

Perks
09-25-2007, 07:43 PM
Yeah, I'm thinking a guy who's noodled out the perfect murder and divulged it is either terribly stupid or planning on carrying it out on you.

Run!

StoryG27
09-25-2007, 07:44 PM
Meanwhile he's cross-referencing you under: Alibi, Chief Suspect, and Scape-Goat.
LOL!



I always knew you were too smart for your own good.

scarletpeaches
09-25-2007, 07:45 PM
Thanks for bringing me down, guys. :(

Perks
09-25-2007, 07:46 PM
I know. It's so sad when your friends don't think you'd make a good psycho.

I'm sorry.

scarletpeaches
09-25-2007, 07:47 PM
I just want to be a psychopath. :(

Backward Masking
09-25-2007, 07:48 PM
Don't fret, Scarlet. I bet he'll let you in on the caper.

StoryG27
09-25-2007, 07:49 PM
Thanks for bringing me down, guys. :(
Don't you use that pouty face on me. You know it works every time.


You are brilliant SP, you know it, compliment man knows it, and we know it. And I doubt he is planning anything, he was just entranced talking to a beautiful intelligent woman and wanted to keep the conversation going, I'm sure.

scarletpeaches
09-25-2007, 07:49 PM
I hope so. :D

Anyway, the bestest thing about it is, I bet I could write a murder/thriller/suspense novel one day and call on him to help with the research. Tis good when you make contacts like that.

StoryG27
09-25-2007, 07:56 PM
I hope so. :D

Anyway, the bestest thing about it is, I bet I could write a murder/thriller/suspense novel one day and call on him to help with the research. Tis good when you make contacts like that.
Very true. I write murder/thriller/suspense novels and I'm always needing contacts like that.

scarletpeaches
09-25-2007, 07:57 PM
I can't believe no-one's PM'd me yet to ask, "So what is the perfect murder?"

Backward Masking
09-25-2007, 07:58 PM
On a serious note, can't argue with you on that (finding a good contact and all).

~Cheers

NeuroFizz
09-25-2007, 07:59 PM
He was just trying to get in your pants.

scarletpeaches
09-25-2007, 08:00 PM
You're so cynical, FizzyNeurons.

musicalzoo
09-25-2007, 08:24 PM
I want to know what the perfect murder is.

umm... purely for research purposes....


lmao

Meerkat
09-25-2007, 08:26 PM
Ice bullets?

Backward Masking
09-25-2007, 08:26 PM
Does this perfect murder involve speedboats?

Meerkat
09-25-2007, 08:27 PM
Wait--this is it: the perfect murder is where you carry it out any old way (bludgeoning, slashing, etc) then write about it, saying this is how you WOULD have done it, IF you had done it. Then you're golden!

III
09-25-2007, 08:28 PM
The perfect murder is cleverly quipping someone until they can no longer take it and they kill themselves. Sound like anyone who started this thread? Nahhhhh.....

scarletpeaches
09-25-2007, 08:28 PM
Wait--this is it: the perfect murder is where you carry it out any old way (bludgeoning, slashing, etc) then write about it, saying this is how you WOULD have done it, IF you had done it. Then you're golden!

As long as you leave a too-small black leather glove at the scene?

MidnightMuse
09-25-2007, 08:43 PM
Nah, just load up on water-retention pills, so your hands swell.

ccarver30
09-25-2007, 09:55 PM
Uh... *hides*

scarletpeaches
09-26-2007, 12:08 AM
You're safe. As long as you keep showing us those divine avatars, you're safe.

Angie
09-26-2007, 12:38 AM
Wait--this is it: the perfect murder is where you carry it out any old way (bludgeoning, slashing, etc) then write about it, saying this is how you WOULD have done it, IF you had done it. Then you're golden!

Nah, that would NEVER work. :rolleyes:

KTC
09-26-2007, 12:40 AM
what a lovely compliment. The best I ever got was, "I told you...you are the most certifiable patient I have ever worked with in all my 30 years in practice. I said nothing about certifying you!"

scarletpeaches
09-26-2007, 12:41 AM
KTC, we're on a level here. You saw the beauty in that compliment too, didn't you? :D

KTC
09-26-2007, 12:42 AM
But of course I did. I'm completely envious! You win the battle today. I am even thinking of handing you the cross.

scarletpeaches
09-26-2007, 12:43 AM
Nah, I haven't betrayed you yet. I'm waiting for the perfect moment.

KTC
09-26-2007, 12:44 AM
But...out complimenting my compliment...that's a trump, man. That cuts me to the quick. I want that compliment. Nobody said anything like that to me since, golly...at least Saturday...

scarletpeaches
09-26-2007, 12:45 AM
We shall plan the perfect murder together. One of us will have to have a sex change so we end up in the same mental hospital though. Do they do unisex asylums these days? *sigh* Together forever, thee and me and a dagger made of ice...

Angie
09-26-2007, 12:52 AM
:eek:

*backs out of thread slowly*

KTC
09-26-2007, 02:58 AM
My last stay was in co-ed, JudasPeaches...not to worry. We will plan the murder to take place here. I don't think I would DO your country any time soon anyhow. You know me and deep-fried Mars bars...we just don't get along.

KTC
09-26-2007, 02:59 AM
:eek:

*backs out of thread slowly*


i wouldn't want to be you right now...sandwiched between two crazies like that. How awkward.