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seun
09-24-2007, 04:34 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=483563&in_page_id=1879

Would you go for this? And does anyone find Jordan attractive in this picture?

dolores haze
09-24-2007, 04:41 PM
It looks like her cleavage is about to swallow her whole. How much to those puppies weigh? My back is hurting just looking at them. Is she a page three girl?

Bmwhtly
09-24-2007, 04:43 PM
And does anyone find Jordan attractiveNo.


in this picture?Oh.

*clicks*

Hmmm...

Still no.

scarletpeaches
09-24-2007, 04:48 PM
Does anyone find Jordan attractive at all?

StoryG27
09-24-2007, 04:49 PM
Oh man, I thought you were offering one. *pout*

If I wasn't chicken and if I could afford it, I'd probably do it.

seun
09-24-2007, 04:49 PM
It looks like her cleavage is about to swallow her whole. How much to those puppies weigh? My back is hurting just looking at them. Is she a page three girl?

I think she started off as one, then had several boob jobs and is now famous for having giant breasts and...um...give me a minute...

Oh yeah, she's written a couple of books. All by herself. Honest. And they're not shit. Really. I'm telling you.

;)

scarletpeaches
09-24-2007, 04:50 PM
And she's very discreet about her chuff traffic. Chuffic? ;)

seun
09-24-2007, 04:50 PM
Oh man, I thought you were offering one. *pout*

If I wasn't chicken and if I could afford it, I'd probably do it.

You wouldn't want me anywhere near yours. I have cold hands.

scarletpeaches
09-24-2007, 04:50 PM
Cold hands = hard nipples.

seun
09-24-2007, 04:53 PM
Cold hands = hard nipples.

I'm saying nothing.

:e2brows:

NeuroFizz
09-24-2007, 04:58 PM
Very interesting. Just this weekend, I posted the following in the Poetry Critique Forum:

Coiffured Proffer of the Smallest Intent

Absent expression of deepened thought
but deepened cleavage to compensate
bumpersticker tattoos on floor and rafter
freeze dreams of pleural mornings after

Coquettish modesty with eyelid batts
cover the fabric of intellectual pace
like a doilie knitted of the finest lace
showing through the pattern of ignorance's face

Physical enhancement on a maxed credit card
may relieve the latter in offered bar spoils
but the focus of those whose cards are slid
is friction's rise in a slippery grid

A moment's fun to lounge and play
in the warmest water of a kiddie pool
beyond the grins of a splash to please
he'll prefer to swim in deeper seas



And she is not the least bit attractive to me. I don't see a glimmer of light in her eyes, and I'm not into the look or feel of boobs filled with baggies of glop.

Bmwhtly
09-24-2007, 05:04 PM
Very interesting. Just this weekend, I posted the following in the Poetry Critique Forum:

Coiffured Proffer of the Smallest Intent

Absent expression of deepened thought
but deepened cleavage to compensate
bumpersticker tattoos on floor and rafter
freeze dreams of pleural mornings after

Coquettish modesty with eyelid batts
cover the fabric of intellectual pace
like a doilie knitted of the finest lace
showing through the pattern of ignorance's face

Physical enhancement on a maxed credit card
may relieve the latter in offered bar spoils
but the focus of those whose cards are slid
is friction's rise in a slippery grid

A moment's fun to lounge and play
in the warmest water of a kiddie pool
beyond the grins of a splash to please
he'll prefer to swim in deeper seasVery nice.
And does seem to fit Jordan. Except for the eye-batting modesty.
She's, well, shall we say Brash?

boobs filled with baggies of glop.That's an interesting point.
Since she's had Multiple increases, do they take the old bag out every time or just add another one?

scarletpeaches
09-24-2007, 05:14 PM
...do they take the old bag out every time...

I think she pays for her own drinks.

NeuroFizz
09-24-2007, 05:17 PM
Don't women realize they fill the bags with silicone or saline? They don't fill them with self-esteem.

scarletpeaches
09-24-2007, 05:19 PM
Still, Fizzy - if she falls over drunk she can rock herself to sleep.

NeuroFizz
09-24-2007, 05:28 PM
...if she doesn't smother herself.

seun
09-24-2007, 05:33 PM
I don't think there's anything wrong with a boob job as long as the operation is given the consideration it deserves. Doing it in 30 minutes suggests to me it's about as a big a deal as getting a haircut.

Bmwhtly
09-24-2007, 05:34 PM
*sees Pic*

I Can't get over them.

I'd have to get up and go round.


*chuckles to himself*

But really, where will it end?

Bmwhtly
09-24-2007, 05:34 PM
Doing it in 30 minutes suggests to me it's about as a big a deal as getting a haircut.No offense seun, but when was that last time your haircut took 30 minutes?

seun
09-24-2007, 05:39 PM
No offense seun, but when was that last time your haircut took 30 minutes?

1996. Why do you ask? :D

dclary
09-24-2007, 05:41 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=483563&in_page_id=1879

Would you go for this? And does anyone find Jordan attractive in this picture?

She looks like she has her own emergency floatation devices in case of a water landing.

wordmonkey
09-24-2007, 05:44 PM
I've always been of the opinion that more than a handful is a waste.

But that's just me.

dclary
09-24-2007, 05:46 PM
Handful/mouthful, whichever is larger. Any more is just filling, and in the way.

NeuroFizz
09-24-2007, 05:48 PM
The best thing about breasts is what they are attached to.

Haggis
09-24-2007, 06:00 PM
Mods, please note I am wisely avoding this thread. Please adjust my bannination score accordingly.

Thank you.

Silver King
09-24-2007, 06:08 PM
Mods, please note I am wisely avoiding this thread. Please adjust my bannination score accordingly.

Thank you.
Duly noted. (Fixed a typo while I was at it.)

dolores haze
09-24-2007, 06:08 PM
Still, Fizzy - if she falls over drunk she can rock herself to sleep.


If she fell face forward, she'd bounce right back to standing.

Vincent
09-24-2007, 06:24 PM
If she fell face forward, she'd bounce right back to standing.

Or something would burst.

benbradley
09-24-2007, 07:06 PM
Don't women realize they fill the bags with silicone or saline? They don't fill them with self-esteem.
I was wondering - it doesn't help her feed any more babies...

scarletpeaches
09-24-2007, 07:09 PM
She doesn't breastfeed anyway.

One of Jordan's pearls of wisdom: "I don't want a baby drinking from me."

A. Hamilton
09-24-2007, 07:20 PM
She looks like a freak in the OP's original link. I don't get the appeal.
What a shame. She was much prettier in earlier photos (http://www.santabanta.com/wallpapers/gallery1.asp?catid=4003) (although still 'enlarged', not as extreme).

seun
09-24-2007, 07:32 PM
She doesn't breastfeed anyway.

One of Jordan's pearls of wisdom: "I don't want a baby drinking from me."

All my skin just crawled off my body.

cray
09-24-2007, 07:33 PM
All my skin just crawled off my body.

you still have the hair though! :D