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Christine N.
09-19-2007, 12:41 AM
Linky (http://www.talklikeapirate.com)


Yarrr!

TrainofThought
09-19-2007, 12:45 AM
What’s Huggis going to do that day?

MidnightMuse
09-19-2007, 12:47 AM
Swab my booty?

Christine N.
09-19-2007, 12:48 AM
Clean the poop deck.

My-Immortal
09-19-2007, 12:48 AM
Walk the plank?

Angie
09-19-2007, 12:49 AM
Shiver yer timbers?

<-- As mentioned in my profile, if I ruled the world EVERY day would be TLAP Day.

Yarrgh!

My-Immortal
09-19-2007, 12:49 AM
Yo ho...

MidnightMuse
09-19-2007, 12:50 AM
He can't do it all by his onesie!

TrainofThought
09-19-2007, 12:52 AM
Swab my booty Buoy?


Clean the poop deck stern.


Walk the plank?No that's RT's job.

Christine N.
09-19-2007, 12:56 AM
I know, he's going to board and take no prisoners, then fill his holds with swag.

Or something like that.

rhymegirl
09-19-2007, 01:58 AM
Oh this should be good tomorrow.

I think I'll prepare a pirate avatar.

Huggis
09-19-2007, 04:29 AM
Arg! I plan to be drinkin' lotsa grog and lookin' up ye wenches skirts.

Er..I be doing that everyday but tomorry just makes it right.

rhymegirl
09-19-2007, 04:43 AM
Arg! I plan to be drinkin' lotsa grog and lookin' up ye wenches skirts.

If you do, you'll be walkin' the plank and yer'll be swimmin' with the fish.

Huggis
09-19-2007, 05:10 AM
Arg! I be short. It be not me fault.

Er...When be the last time ye shaved yer legs, WenchGirl?

Joe270
09-19-2007, 05:26 AM
Shiver me timbers, where's the grog and rum?

We'll set the to' gallants and secure Huggis to the dolphin striker and hold a roarin' good swag with lots o' hornpipe.

Arrrr, Maties.

rhymegirl
09-19-2007, 05:39 AM
Arg! I be short. It be not me fault.

Er...When be the last time ye shaved yer legs, WenchGirl?

I'll have you know my legs are extremely smooth, ye little whippersnapper.

badducky
09-19-2007, 05:48 AM
I'll keelhaul any landlubber that talks like a thing that don't be piratical!

'Tis the finest holiday with nary a food item, for it do be comin' with plenty grog and wenches!

rhymegirl
09-19-2007, 05:53 AM
Oh good Lord.

Huggis
09-19-2007, 05:55 AM
Arg! Grog and wenches fer the house! On pegleg Joe's tab.

Joe270
09-19-2007, 05:58 AM
Arrrr. My affy-davy's good at the grog house.

Huggis
09-19-2007, 06:05 AM
Arg! No problemo, Joe. I be in possession of Haggis' credit card. I discovered it whilst I be liberating Cap'n Morgan from his liquor cabinet.

rhymegirl
09-19-2007, 06:07 AM
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/rhymegirl/grog.jpg



Get yer grog.

Soccer Mom
09-19-2007, 06:08 AM
Aargh, I be waitin' fer this day, me hearties! 'Tis the grandest holiday to ever sail th'seven seas.

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle o' rum!

I be readyin' me avatar.

rhymegirl
09-19-2007, 06:09 AM
Ooh yes, a pirate avatar.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Huggis
09-19-2007, 06:10 AM
Arg! Ye be a lawyer. Same thing as a pirate only more paperwork.

Joe270
09-19-2007, 06:20 AM
Arrrr. Magistrates and barristers walk the plank. Keel haulin's too good fer yer. Arrrr.

akiwiguy
09-19-2007, 06:25 AM
Arrrrr! Tyin' the wenches to the mainsail mast and floggin' 'em day then? Arrrrrrr!

benbradley
09-19-2007, 06:40 AM
What's with this making fun of groups of people? And just because there aren't that many Undocumented Workers Of The Seas anymore, is it really okay to mock them?

Ben, "Politically Correct for a day, and flat as a waffle."

Huggis
09-19-2007, 06:45 AM
*pulls out cutlass*

Who be wantin' waffles?

Joe270
09-19-2007, 06:47 AM
Arrrr. Run a four-pounder out a gun-port and let's us tie this PC swabbie to her, me hearties.

Her bite's worser than her bark, me PC lad.

Joe270
09-19-2007, 09:21 AM
I'm flyin' me pirate colors now, swabs. I'll be keepin' a weather eye out for broad fat merchant ships, loose in stays and low with gold.

One single day under a letter of marque for all the pillagin' we can muster, Mateys!

SpookyWriter
09-19-2007, 09:51 AM
I SAY WE JUST HANG THE PRIATES AND HAVE A NICE PARTY TOMORROW!

Joe270
09-19-2007, 09:59 AM
Curses to the hangman, this day be a pirate day, an' no courts nor hangmen can parley a teaparty on a pirate day, laddie.

Huggis
09-19-2007, 02:54 PM
Well? Parrot got ye tongue? Say sumptin, ya scurvy dog, or be a pantywaist lumberjack fer the rest o ye born days.

robeiae
09-19-2007, 03:05 PM
Argyle.

Rolling Thunder
09-19-2007, 03:15 PM
Yarrrrr! Sixty percent cotton/wool blend actually.

Haggis
09-19-2007, 03:27 PM
Argonaut.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-19-2007, 03:31 PM
For those language challenged among us...

The Five A's of Pirate Talk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cKCkbWDGwE)

And for those needin' a song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM1NUGlo2ww&NR=1)...

And for those of us who just like to look at him...

http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/6535jack_sparrow.jpg

dolores haze
09-19-2007, 03:57 PM
Where's the rum? Errr, matey?
(Was that piratey enough?)

poetinahat
09-19-2007, 04:04 PM
Argyle.


Yarrrrr! Sixty percent cotton/wool blend actually.
Arrrrrr. It be viyella under ye boots or ye be danglin' from the yardarm, Jim lad. We brook no chafin' ankles on this here vessel, freebooters or no!

Arrrrrr.

Christine N.
09-19-2007, 04:05 PM
It be Marine Acquisitions Professionals day!


YARRRR!

poetinahat
09-19-2007, 04:09 PM
Ahoy-hoy?

Pirate's Day?

Eeeeeexcellent!

"Um, sir, will you be shivering any timbers today?"

Angie
09-19-2007, 04:25 PM
Avast! Fer those lubbers needin' a bit o' help, here be some fine ways t' pick up a buxom beauty:

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darliní, Iím 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

1. Prepare to be boarded.

And fer t' beauties t' pick up a lubber:

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

plnelson
09-19-2007, 04:33 PM
We're a bunch of writers! I can't believe everyone is getting all excited about this mass-produced holiday with all its cliche'ed and stereotyped "aaarghs" and "shiver-me-timbers"!

1. There's plenty of real piracy today, especially off the coast of Somalia and in the Strait of Malacca. These pirates may not have parrots, but they have automatic weapons and will happily shoot you and throw you overboard without wasting their breath on any "aaargh"s.

2. The life of a real pirate in the age of sail was not pleasant or romantic. Instead of "shiver me timbers", real pirates said things like,

"Please don't sentence me to hang, your lordship"

"Damn! There's more worms in this flour than flour!"

"My back really hurts since getting flogged last week. Can you please look and see if if that's blood or puss running down it?"

Soccer Mom
09-19-2007, 06:02 PM
Aargh, where be the rum? Shiver me timbers! 'Tis the wretched Cap'n Huggis! He be hoardin' the swag and downin' all the rum! Keelhaul the useless, blackhearted scap o' Teddy Bear!

Kate Thornton
09-19-2007, 06:04 PM
Argh, Jim-boy! Thar be treasure and thar be treasure...

Kate Thornton
09-19-2007, 06:11 PM
Every year we have Talk Like a Pirate Day - AND WE MEAN SILLY CHILDHOOD DISNEY-TYPE PIRATES, Swabbies! Not *REAL* pirates! What fun would *that* be????

Get unreal, Matey!

MidnightMuse
09-19-2007, 06:11 PM
Yo ho ho, git yur scurvy hands off my bottle o'Rum !

auntybug
09-19-2007, 06:14 PM
Did you see the new Pirate movie??? It's rated Arrrrrr


My are pirates so mean? I donno..they just Arrrrrr


*throws pie at self*

Soccer Mom
09-19-2007, 06:15 PM
Yarr! What be this? A rat? On me ship?

Man the torpedos! Pieces o' eight fer the buccaneer who rids me o' this here rodent and rescues the rum!

MidnightMuse
09-19-2007, 06:16 PM
*scurries up the mainsail with the rum*

Soccer Mom
09-19-2007, 06:17 PM
Shiver me timbers! Hold still ye little rascal! Me eyepatch makes it difficult to aim the cannon.

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 06:32 PM
*scurries up the mainsail with the rum*

Yarrr, 'tis a fine ting ye be doin', wench!

Ho, ye scurvy dogs! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU)

robeiae
09-19-2007, 06:33 PM
What are you, a Fargo pirate?

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 06:34 PM
Yarrrr, eh! Scupper ya dogs t' Davey Jones' Locker, dontcha know, harr!!

robeiae
09-19-2007, 06:38 PM
Better...

MidnightMuse
09-19-2007, 06:40 PM
*scurries over the yardarm with the rum*

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 06:42 PM
Ho, lads! Me gonorrhea be strikin' its colors somethin' fierce, hearties! Avast some proper nutrition, you dogs!

Edit to arrrrd: Also, me teeth be droppin' from th' rum, boy-o's!

BenPanced
09-19-2007, 06:48 PM
I'm boycotting until ninjas, robots, and monkeys get equal time.

JoeEkaitis
09-19-2007, 06:50 PM
Like, arrrrrrgh, you know, eh?

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 07:24 PM
Ye be gaggin' me wit yer spoon, matey!

P.H.Delarran
09-19-2007, 07:32 PM
me thinks i'm lame at this

Christine N.
09-19-2007, 07:35 PM
We're a bunch of writers! I can't believe everyone is getting all excited about this mass-produced holiday with all its cliche'ed and stereotyped "aaarghs" and "shiver-me-timbers"!

1. There's plenty of real piracy today, especially off the coast of Somalia and in the Strait of Malacca. These pirates may not have parrots, but they have automatic weapons and will happily shoot you and throw you overboard without wasting their breath on any "aaargh"s.

2. The life of a real pirate in the age of sail was not pleasant or romantic. Instead of "shiver me timbers", real pirates said things like,

"Please don't sentence me to hang, your lordship"

"Damn! There's more worms in this flour than flour!"

"My back really hurts since getting flogged last week. Can you please look and see if if that's blood or puss running down it?"


Party POOPER! Walk the plank, no rum for ye!

Sheesh, can't anyone have any FUN around here????

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 07:39 PM
We're a bunch of writers! I can't believe everyone is getting all excited about this mass-produced holiday with all its cliche'ed and stereotyped "aaarghs" and "shiver-me-timbers"!

1. There's plenty of real piracy today, especially off the coast of Somalia and in the Strait of Malacca. These pirates may not have parrots, but they have automatic weapons and will happily shoot you and throw you overboard without wasting their breath on any "aaargh"s.

2. The life of a real pirate in the age of sail was not pleasant or romantic. Instead of "shiver me timbers", real pirates said things like,

"Please don't sentence me to hang, your lordship"

"Damn! There's more worms in this flour than flour!"

"My back really hurts since getting flogged last week. Can you please look and see if if that's blood or puss running down it?"

You're just grumpy because you don't know how to talk like a pirate.

HELLO??? It's an easy excuse to TALK LIKE A PIRATE! All day!

Meaning it's the same as all my other days, I can just justify it to my wife. :D

Joe270
09-19-2007, 07:40 PM
Arrrr. Katie T. stole me avatar, is there no honour amoung pirates? I say it's the black spot for dear ol' Katie. Them's my colors, I say true.

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 07:41 PM
Yarrr, Metallica tunes all around, hearties!

Christine N.
09-19-2007, 07:42 PM
Parley!

(for the record, I write FANTASY...so my pirates all look and sound like Johnny Depp. Okay??)

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 07:44 PM
Me talking pirate is somewhere between Johnny Depp and Doctor Emmet Brown from the Back to the Future movies. Sigh.

Toothpaste
09-19-2007, 07:47 PM
I wanted to contribute to this thread considering my penchant for pirates, and obviously the content of my books, but then I realised it wouldn't be at all amusing. You see I am a pirate. And this is how I talk. Oh well.

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 07:49 PM
"I say, my fellow ruffian! Queer weather we're having! Bugger all this for a lark, you don't know half, innit? What say we nip through bugger-all the Queen's tea, hey?"

Katol
09-19-2007, 07:51 PM
Arrr, been looking for me plank but I think some scabby scum 'as nicked it. Arrr (again), 'as any of you maties got a piece of ply an' a couple o' nails?

JoeEkaitis
09-19-2007, 07:58 PM
Dude! I got The Brave One, 3:10 to Yuma, Superbad and Dragon Wars on DVD! Twenty bucks each!


Oops, wrong kind of pirate. Sorry. Arrrrrgh, and all that.

Dawno
09-19-2007, 08:02 PM
Ahoy ye scurvy lot!

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 08:11 PM
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What'll it be, boys?
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Joe270
09-19-2007, 08:16 PM
Thar's the rum, for the joints on an ol' pirate. Now for a tune on the hornpipe, we'll tip a nod to Davy Jones and it's bottoms up, me hearties!

MidnightMuse
09-19-2007, 08:31 PM
*scurries down hold with rum*

Joe270
09-19-2007, 08:36 PM
Thar's rats aboard this leaky hulk, I say. Cutlasses, lads, and slice the rat to ribbons. Arrr.

Kate Thornton
09-19-2007, 08:37 PM
Arrrr. Katie T. stole me avatar, is there no honour amoung pirates? I say it's the black spot for dear ol' Katie. Them's my colors, I say true.

I did indeed filch yer blackened pitchur, ya Swabbie! But I be payin' my rents fer it, Matey!

Soccer Mom
09-19-2007, 08:44 PM
Yar but my little brain is swamped with the Jolly Rogers. How be we able to tell ye apart?

MidnightMuse
09-19-2007, 08:46 PM
*scurries around licking corks to all rum bottles*

TrainofThought
09-19-2007, 08:46 PM
Ahoy there mattees!

*Cut. Take Two*

Ahoy there matteys!

*Cut. Take Three*

Ahoy there mateys!

Thatís all the pirate I got.

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 08:47 PM
Yarrr, there do be a squirrel in me rum! Arrrr, an' a pink elephant!! Ho, lass, me thinks I have had too much rum!

Wha? Wha? A'course I need more rum, don't ye be daft!

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 08:47 PM
Ahoy there mattees!

*Cut. Take Two*

Ahoy there matteys!

*Cut. Take Three*

Ahoy there mateys!

Thatís all the pirate I got.

Harr, I can be given' you a little extra pirate, if you need some!

Kate Thornton
09-19-2007, 08:47 PM
Yar but my little brain is swamped with the Jolly Rogers. How be we able to tell ye apart?

I be the gurrl, Matey!

Joe270
09-19-2007, 08:49 PM
I did indeed filch yer blackened pitchur, ya Swabbie! But I be payin' my rents fer it, Matey!

Arrr. Spoken like a true pirate. Join me crew under Capt. Huggis, and we'll bury the hatchet and drink a tankard of rum to our partnership, aye. May the sight of our proud colors strike fear in the very bowels of lubbers and magistrates. Arrrr.

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 08:50 PM
Arrr. Spoken like a true pirate. Join me crew under Capt. Huggis, and we'll bury the hatchet and drink a tankard of rum to our partnership, aye. May the sight of our proud colors strike fear in the very bowels of lubbers and magistrates. Arrrr.

Wotcher buryin' a perfectly good hatchet for? Cupcake!

MidnightMuse
09-19-2007, 08:53 PM
*scurries into galley to prepare Really Bad Eggs - with rum*

Kate Thornton
09-19-2007, 09:09 PM
Arrr. Spoken like a true pirate. Join me crew under Capt. Huggis, and we'll bury the hatchet and drink a tankard of rum to our partnership, aye. May the sight of our proud colors strike fear in the very bowels of lubbers and magistrates. Arrrr.

Arr. I'll join ye scurvy lot, but I'll be buryin' that hatchet where it'll do some good, in those same very bowels! And I'll be drinkin' a tankard with ye, Matey! Arrrr.

BenPanced
09-19-2007, 09:14 PM
I wanted to contribute to this thread considering my penchant for pirates, and obviously the content of my books, but then I realised it wouldn't be at all amusing. You see I am a pirate. And this is how I talk. Oh well.
Pirate
Arrr. I be wantin' to be contributin' to this hyar thread, arrr, considerin' me penchant fer the pirates, arrr, and me books, but it wouldn't be funny, arr. I already be a pirate. And I already be talkin' like a pirate. Arrr.

Ninja


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plnelson
09-19-2007, 09:33 PM
You're just grumpy because you don't know how to talk like a pirate.

I don't need an EXCUSE to be grumpy! I've been a curmudgeon since I was 10.

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 09:47 PM
I don't need an EXCUSE to be grumpy! I've been a curmudgeon since I was 10.

So you've had a year of practice. ;)

*runs away*

MidnightMuse
09-19-2007, 09:48 PM
*scurries to top of transom to watch PeeDee jump ship*

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 09:50 PM
http://www.highdivingshows.com/photo/HD1.jpg

MidnightMuse
09-19-2007, 10:00 PM
*scurries back up mainsail to scrub eyeballs. With rum*

Christine N.
09-19-2007, 10:09 PM
Yarr! Can't ye be doing anything about the pest problem aboard this here ship??

Arrr.

JoeEkaitis
09-19-2007, 10:12 PM
Yarr! Can't ye be doing anything about the pest problem aboard this here ship??

Arrr.Well, the crew be needin' some extra protein, so goulash comes to mind.

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 10:13 PM
Yar, the problem be dealt with, she be:

http://www.cgitalia.it/_sys/images/era-glaciale-2-scrat-piranha.jpg

Rich
09-19-2007, 10:27 PM
Yes sir! No sir!

Oops. I thought it was talk like a private day.

Shiver my timbers.

Siddow
09-19-2007, 10:28 PM
Yarr, that be me treasure behind that red x thar, matey?

JLCwrites
09-19-2007, 10:29 PM
ARGGG!
THE TURKEY PIRATE HAS ARRRRIVED!
Avast ye mateys! Ye be walking the plank and swimmin with the fishes before Im through wit ye!

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 10:30 PM
WE be havin' Turkey fer supper tonight, me hardies!

MidnightMuse
09-19-2007, 10:35 PM
http://www.pastorkarl.com/uploaded_images/scrat-734237.png

*scurries into hold with rum*

JLCwrites
09-19-2007, 10:41 PM
Ye can have me wooden drumstick! But ye can never have me gizzard!

Angie
09-19-2007, 11:15 PM
I'm boycotting until ninjas, robots, and monkeys get equal time.

Yarr, I be knowin' nothin' about the robots, and monkeys be scurvy beasts. But...

*ties black bandana around face*

Yarr! *drops into pseudo-martial-arts crouch* Waaagh!

ETA: The ridiculous fantasy novel I'm working on has ninja pirates in it. Yes, I'm serious.

JLCwrites
09-19-2007, 11:17 PM
LOL! I just IMed my hubby using pirate talk! (This is getting outta hand!)

MidnightMuse
09-19-2007, 11:22 PM
*sits in crows nest pelting people with empty bottles of rum*

Angie
09-19-2007, 11:26 PM
Yarr, why's the rum gone?

Kadea
09-19-2007, 11:28 PM
Joe270 made me change my avatar. So there...found something appropriate.

JLCwrites
09-19-2007, 11:32 PM
Here fishy fishy! I be needin yer miniture treasure chest! The one with the wee bubbles that float from it!

Now where is that little bugger?

Kadea
09-19-2007, 11:35 PM
Don't under-estimate me by my size...I be a little fish with a venomous bite. Just ask the blokes with the eye patches how they lost an eye...

The treasure is mine...ALL MINE!

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 11:44 PM
You bit them in the EYE?

Holy crap...

*abandons ship*

Joe270
09-19-2007, 11:49 PM
Joe270 made me change my avatar. So there...found something appropriate.


Arrr. Nice avatarrrr, Kadearrrr. Two pirates for one, aye? Now three ships sail under Capt. Huggis, his, mine, and Killer Katie's. The pox on scupper slime magistrates, no ship of the line dare set-to with three pirate frigates.

More ships under arrr glorious colors and we'll ransom England herself, do I hear 'aye-aye'?

PeeDee
09-19-2007, 11:51 PM
I sail alone, wenches!

Kadea
09-19-2007, 11:52 PM
arrr, all Pirates for themselves.

P.H.Delarran
09-19-2007, 11:56 PM
aarrgh, follow me mateys. we be seeking treasure together, aye? me thinks ye all be pussy willows-sittin' in trees tossin' rum like it had no worth. bring the rum! bring the birds and them bushy tailed critters! bring the fish too, they'll make mighty fine bait. we'll get the scurvey-tongued-galley cook to hook it up, we've got sharks to catch!

Joe270
09-19-2007, 11:57 PM
I sail alone, wenches!

Yer were swimmin', last I saw, Matey. Catch a pier-head jump from Hispaniola, me hearty, and join in the plunderin'. Arrrr.

Kadea
09-19-2007, 11:59 PM
Leave the fishy alone matey.

Joe270
09-20-2007, 12:03 AM
Curse the luck, I must sail off for a time to fetch the anklebiters. Arrrr.

MidnightMuse
09-20-2007, 12:04 AM
*swings via rope to next ship whilst holding tightly to bottle of rum*

Angie
09-20-2007, 12:39 AM
*wanders by and innocently--all right, NOT innocently--cuts the rope mid-swing*

JLCwrites
09-20-2007, 12:54 AM
*Catches rodent and yanks rum from its little fingers*
I gots me the rum! Who will be havin some wit the Turkey?

badducky
09-20-2007, 01:01 AM
The only treasure I be seekin' this foine voyage be located somewhere betwixt the skimpy haberdasheries of P H Delarran's avatar... wait, no that be the wrong word. 'tis an avat-AAAAARRRRRRRR!

Care to let me cut yer sails a little, girlie?

Christine N.
09-20-2007, 01:04 AM
I love you guys. ARRRR!

plnelson
09-20-2007, 01:11 AM
The girl in our company store told me she would give me a discount if I said something like a pirate. So I told her I could get her a new copy of Adobe Photoshop CS3 for $49.

She didn't get it.

PeeDee
09-20-2007, 01:19 AM
*I* got it.

You should have called her a wench. I mean, she practically asked you to.

P.H.Delarran
09-20-2007, 01:23 AM
The only treasure I be seekin' this foine voyage be located somewhere betwixt the skimpy haberdasheries of P H Delarran's avatar... wait, no that be the wrong word. 'tis an avat-AAAAARRRRRRRR!

Care to let me cut yer sails a little, girlie?
ye be best to put that sword back in yer pants before me snags some bad ducky eggs off to the fryin' pan!

badducky
09-20-2007, 01:27 AM
Eggs? These be rounds of cannon shot girlie, or have ye got yer spyhole looking backwards?

Mayhap a little more grog might convince ye to see things a bit different-like.

Yarr. Grog always helps me vision, don't ye know.

P.H.Delarran
09-20-2007, 01:44 AM
harr-hand over the grog!
don't be fooled matey, this wench will be standin' long after yer hangin yer sorry head over the rail spittin' sour venom into the sea.

badducky
09-20-2007, 01:48 AM
'Tis a fine day indeed when a wench be claimin' she can drink me into a puddle. Ye may be standin' but ye won't be standin' with all yer sails intact.

Prepare to be boarded with a few stiff shots o' the grog!

MidnightMuse
09-20-2007, 01:49 AM
*scurries back up to crow's nest to watch, rum in claws*

maddythemad
09-20-2007, 01:49 AM
YAAAAAARRRRR!

Huggis
09-20-2007, 02:06 AM
Arg! It be a scurvy lot aboard this 'ere ship. Where be the wenches and rum?

P.H.Delarran
09-20-2007, 02:40 AM
me thinks a puddle is th' best ye can be hopin fer-th' only thin' ye`ll be mountin' tonight be th' dog, ya horn swollgin' swabbie!
now hand o'er th' rum and i`ll point me spyhole 'ere i like!

badducky
09-20-2007, 03:03 AM
I gots no rum, lassie, only the grog me father taught me to drink since I was a wee lad.

'Tis share and share alike aboard a pirate vessel, lassie, especially when the lassie be as worthy of sharin' as ye certainly are.

Still, thy cutlass is a might more persuasive than thy tongue. Mayhap I dig fer buried treasure and mayhap I don't. Regardless, have ye the need of a stout shovel for the diggin', I'd be mighty obliged if ye be borrowin' mine.

P.H.Delarran
09-20-2007, 03:09 AM
to hell with the hunt-let's drink

arrrrggghhh!

Sage
09-20-2007, 03:11 AM
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Angie
09-20-2007, 03:17 AM
All this talk o' mountin' and diggin fer treasure and borrowin' shovels makes me parched! Pass the grog, if the scurvy bilge rats ain't taken it all!

Joe270
09-20-2007, 05:09 AM
Arrr, me swashbucklin' shipmates, Cap'n Huggis has returned to us. Three ships to our number. Huggis'll be Commodore now, say I. Fetch up all the scalawags, ol' salts, jack-tars, and even the rum runners to man the sails and stays. Sharp eyes to the gun decks and lookouts. Another few corvettes, another two hundred guns and these seas are ours, me hearties!

The Spanish gold an' silver' ours, the doubloons and coins of eight, the gems and jewels, all ours for the takin', buccaneers! Spanish Main, bah, say I.

This here sea is the Pirate Main! Arrrrr.

Huggis
09-20-2007, 05:26 AM
Er...that be soundin' like a lotta work. I just wanna drink a beer, dude. :D

Rolling Thunder
09-20-2007, 05:27 AM
:rolleyes:

Tiny pirates these days.

Angie
09-20-2007, 05:36 AM
:rolleyes:

Tiny pirates these days.

Quite.

Christine N.
09-20-2007, 05:36 AM
Arggh! Raise anchor, we sail on! To pillage and plunder and all 'o that stuff.


Really bad eggs.

Yo ho!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-20-2007, 05:38 AM
Arg! It be a scurvy lot aboard this 'ere ship. Where be the wenches and rum?

Ahoy, Cap'n Huggis! What be ye thinkin' o' me doubloons?

Sage
09-20-2007, 05:44 AM
Really bad eggs.Really bad eggs! I be lovin' this 'ere song.

Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me!

Huggis
09-20-2007, 05:57 AM
Ahoy, Cap'n Huggis! What be ye thinkin' o' me doubloons?


Really bad eggs! I be lovin' this 'ere song.

Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me!

Er..yo ho?

Joe270
09-20-2007, 06:04 AM
Arrr. Commodore Huggis tumbled headlong into the rum hold, noggin first to be true.

Huggis
09-20-2007, 06:22 AM
Arg! It be good me head is stuffed with fluff. It saved me life more'n once. Praise the sea gods me head ain't as thick as Haggis'. :tongue

Joe270
09-20-2007, 06:31 AM
Y'ar a scurvied ol' sea dog, Huggis, 'tis true. More rum, I say. Then we can get on with the maroonin' and maraudin' and a plunderin'.

Rum, and women of loose moral character, say I.

Huggis
09-20-2007, 06:40 AM
Y'ar a scurvied ol' sea dog, Huggis, 'tis true. More rum, I say. Then we can get on with the maroonin' and maraudin' and a plunderin'.

Rum, and women of loose moral character, say I.

Arg! That Rhymegirl, she skeers me.

poetinahat
09-20-2007, 06:47 AM
Arrrrrrr. I be the youngest pirate in the Seven Seas! (http://picasaweb.google.com/rob.mccreery/Share/photo#5112111606492686882) (That be me boy!)

Joe270
09-20-2007, 06:48 AM
Arg! That Rhymegirl, she skeers me.

Arrr, ya little dog, a pirate cap'n fears nothin', save the noose. D.H. and OFG are lovely lasses, to be sure, and RG, too. Stand tall, say I, and belay the territory markin', it ain't pirate-like.

Joe270
09-20-2007, 10:13 AM
Lads, lasses, buccanneers, swashbucklers, tars, and salts, we still have almost an hour under our letter of marque! Time to blast and slash!

Ahoy? Mateys?

Kadea
09-20-2007, 10:14 AM
arrr, me mateys...off to bed I am or drop I will mid-day tomorrow! (Yoda/Pirate mix :D )

Joe270
09-20-2007, 10:37 AM
Arrr. Too much rum. Alas, even me bottle's a dead man now.

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest, nay, I say so many more in a cargo hold of dead man bottles, those once full rum chests bare now.

Huggis and Muse there lie, like slain from a cannon ball, together in arms. There lies the Poet Pirate, still in his hat, burried in the bodies of P.H., OFG, and Train. Scoundrel, to the last, him.

Lo, there lie Killer Katie, Christine, Robiae, succumbed to the strains of rescuing PeeDee from the fishes and sharks of the deep. Perhaps rum lay them low, me hearties, but I'm not to say.

BenPanced found his pantaloons at the last, lies crumpled on the fore deck in the mooring lines, but still he hais pridy hiar.

Angie, Siddow, Joe Ester, Dawno, and Soccer Pirate lay their noggins on the table surrounding a plattered carcase of Turkey Lurkey, mere picked bones now.

I cast me weary eyes aloft to find Thunder, Kadea, and Ben B., a-hangin' like bats from the riggin'.

On the morrow, the lot will feel the cannon ball in their own skulls, and know all were swashbucklin' buccaneer pirates for one glorious day, arrrr, me hearties.

rhymegirl
09-20-2007, 03:13 PM
Rats, I missed Pirate Day.

I was drowning in a sea of articles.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-20-2007, 03:26 PM
....There lies the Poet Pirate, still in his hat, burried in the bodies of P.H., OFG, and Train. Scoundrel, to the last, him.

Oh. My.

Now I remember why I forget the year before when Talk Like a Pirate Day rolls around. Thank goodness I'll forget again before next time!

Anyone got any aspirin?

rhymegirl
09-20-2007, 03:58 PM
Arg! That Rhymegirl, she skeers me.

HEY! I just noticed this. In reference to women of loose moral character, eh? I'll show you loose moral character.

Here's a swearing rant:

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