I have a package!

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Inside this package is a book. A book scribed by Saint Jeremy of Clarkson.

This package is for Perks. Yes, our very own Perks.

Now, people. If I am to send this lovely 'lady' a book, does that not mean I would have her address?

Why, yes!

Let the bidding war begin. I accept rep points, chocolates and sexual favours.

Or all three.
 
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See? First reply in the thread and he's shattered my dreams of untold wealth.

I cry.

:cry:
 

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Too much crying going on here. Wish some of you folks would just suck it up.
 

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Or I could just call one of the myspace admins and get the email address and IP she registered with and from that the name, address, phone number from someone in security at the ISP and or place of business.

In the world of information gathering you are bankrupt.

Sorry. ;)
 

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I read the title of the thread and thought to myself... "People are going to have an even HARDER time telling us apart now!"
 

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I'm not letting this little eBay-like auction get in without a counteroffer:

I, too, have Perks' address!

Let the bidding war begin!
 

Perks

delicate #!&@*#! flower
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I should have known. Is the abuse worth it?

And for all you contemplating abusing my particulars, just check out one of the 'gun control' threads. It'll be worth your research.
 
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Does a Clarkson book constitute me trying to smuggle sexually explicit material into the U.S.?