Assignment Codename: Stinger

Are you 12?

OK, I'll do it. Scarlet, o'Scarlet, where art thou?

I just did it! Left side of the head...beautiful look of shock!


I'm very quick with my assignments.

I do this daily, and for the record, I'm quite good at it.

There was no one else around so I had to shoot myself.

Its not nice to shoot rubber bands at toddlers.

Salem Ollivander said:

There was no one else around so I had to shoot myself.

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you must learn not to accept every assignment...

Woman shoots self in foot with a rubber band. News at 11.

maestrowork said:

Are you 12?

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You are number 6.

Oh wait, wrong assignment.

Geez. It's between shooting myself in the foot or shooting the cat. I can't bring myself to shoot the cat ...

Kate Thornton said:

you must learn not to accept every assignment...

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My loyalty to the agency forbids me from declining any assignments. It's an honor to serve.

Cat shoots owner with rubberband. News at 10:00, film at 11:00.

III said:

Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to shoot someone safely but stingingly with a rubber band and report back to us.

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Goob!

RumpleTumbler said:

Goob!

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I see you people aren't taking this assignment seriously. This is most disappointing and some sort of action must be taken.

But no one's home. Can I shoot the dog? I don't want to shoot my cats.

Would it be considered in poor taste to twang one at my 7 year old? I'll use one of the fabric coated ones for ponytails...

**she's driving me nuts, can't wait for school again tomorrow - stupid holidays off**

Jersey Chick said:

Would it be considered in poor taste to twang one at my 7 year old?

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No sacrifice is too big. Shoot the kid. Do it now. I'll wait here...

Oooh... you are sick and evil...

**aims ponytail holder**

I like that!

Never knew what hit her... mwahahaha!

My only neighbor currently at home is 94 year old Mrs. Meeks. Should be an easy target. I'll report back once the assignment has been completed.

Jersey Chick said:

Oooh... you are sick and evil...

**aims ponytail holder**

I like that!

Never knew what hit her... mwahahaha!

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Good job, agent Jersey. III will be proud.