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I want to TP a house.
I want to drive a racecar around a track at over 200 mph. Preferably Daytona.
How is this stupid, you ask? Well, I'm afraid of going 100 mph. I'll probably freeze up before I can push my foot down.
I want to go up a down escalator.
I was in a shopping centre with a friend once and she said, "Look! A clear escalator!"
But I bottled it and within minutes, someone got on at the top so my clear run was ruined because of my backing out. Regretted it ever since.
Most. Pathetic. Dreams. Ever.
I've sucked on a helium balloon and sung I Will Survive in a pub full of people, so that's one dream fulfilled. One box ticked.
says the person who is still trying to figure out how to make clown balloon hats...his biggest dream.
He's not a 'stupid thing' though.
Hmm. Auto-erotic asphyxiation has never held any attraction for me...
The lady doth protest too much.
Before I die, I want to rape a man. No extra additaments or anything. Wonder how I'd do it....
......... well you did say stupid.