Hi guys! Ever had one of those days were you want to run far, far away? Deadline is creeping up on me - and it's like my children have been possessed by rabbid possums! They have totally lost their minds this week!
My two year old has decided she wants to revert back to nursing every three hours - my breasts think this is a bad idea - as she has lots of teeth now. I finally had that kid down to only breastfeeding at night . . . guess I was wrong. She has also decided that if you do not answer her first when the other kids are asking things at the same time . . . she will continue to ask at an increasingly loud holler until you say something. She's also discovered she has teeth and can use them on her brothers when they tick her off. She said she needed to potty - and normally she wants me to go with her. I applauded her for trying to go by herself yesterday only to find she wasn't tinkling, she was pouring her chicken noodle soup into the bathroom sink and clogging the drain. What the fudge was the thought process of that - I'd love to know.
My four year old has decided it's cool to see just how mad he can make mommy before they carry her off in a straight jacket. . . ps - it doesn't seem too far away!
He likes to scream - a lot. He refuses to eat anything not shaped like a dinosaur and veggies are the enemy. When you tell him to brush his teeth - you'd swear it was as if you said "Hey, lets go to the doctor and get shots. Lots and lots of shots."
My six year old refuses to do his homework - and refuses to whipe his own tushie . . . meanwhile, his room looks like his toy box, closet and dinner plate exploded. Thus - with all the cracker crumbs in my house - we are slowly being replaced by the "Carpenters" - ants that is. I've become so used to them - I just step over the little boogers now. I'd swear he only hears what he wants to hear - hence the fact he heard "Please hang from the ceiling fan pull . . ." He left the DO NOT part out.
Anybody else ever feel like they need a prozac, a vacation, a latte and a trustworthy baby sitter? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ok - promise me if I ever say I want a fourth baby that you guys will get together and beat me up.
My two year old has decided she wants to revert back to nursing every three hours - my breasts think this is a bad idea - as she has lots of teeth now. I finally had that kid down to only breastfeeding at night . . . guess I was wrong. She has also decided that if you do not answer her first when the other kids are asking things at the same time . . . she will continue to ask at an increasingly loud holler until you say something. She's also discovered she has teeth and can use them on her brothers when they tick her off. She said she needed to potty - and normally she wants me to go with her. I applauded her for trying to go by herself yesterday only to find she wasn't tinkling, she was pouring her chicken noodle soup into the bathroom sink and clogging the drain. What the fudge was the thought process of that - I'd love to know.
My four year old has decided it's cool to see just how mad he can make mommy before they carry her off in a straight jacket. . . ps - it doesn't seem too far away!
He likes to scream - a lot. He refuses to eat anything not shaped like a dinosaur and veggies are the enemy. When you tell him to brush his teeth - you'd swear it was as if you said "Hey, lets go to the doctor and get shots. Lots and lots of shots."My six year old refuses to do his homework - and refuses to whipe his own tushie . . . meanwhile, his room looks like his toy box, closet and dinner plate exploded. Thus - with all the cracker crumbs in my house - we are slowly being replaced by the "Carpenters" - ants that is. I've become so used to them - I just step over the little boogers now. I'd swear he only hears what he wants to hear - hence the fact he heard "Please hang from the ceiling fan pull . . ." He left the DO NOT part out.
Anybody else ever feel like they need a prozac, a vacation, a latte and a trustworthy baby sitter? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ok - promise me if I ever say I want a fourth baby that you guys will get together and beat me up.
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