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scarletpeaches
09-11-2007, 01:25 AM
Enjoy! :D
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Jeremy_Clarkson.jpg/225px-Jeremy_Clarkson.jpg

Perks
09-11-2007, 01:26 AM
You know, I love you, I really do. But I'm not sure that picture will make people understand my soul-searing devotion to the man. But still...

--sigh--

scarletpeaches
09-11-2007, 01:27 AM
You wanted something that showed off the tightness of the Clarkson jeans, didn't you?

And no photograph could possibly express the wit of the man. *sigh*

III
09-11-2007, 01:28 AM
Who is that?

Perks
09-11-2007, 01:29 AM
I don't care about his jeans. This isn't lust. It's love.

And, III, it's Jeremy Clarkson, British television host and presenter of the BBC's 'Top Gear'. And the only man I've ever truly loved.

Perks
09-11-2007, 01:30 AM
And for god's sake, Scarletpeaches, would you please put yourself back up as your avatar? I like Seun. Like him a lot. He's a funny guy. But he's not you and he's not Shaft, either.

Help me, Rhonda.

III
09-11-2007, 01:41 AM
I don't care about his jeans. This isn't lust. It's love.

And, III, it's Jeremy Clarkson, British television host and presenter of the BBC's 'Top Gear'. And the only man I've ever truly loved.

Oh yeah. I loved his daughter on American Idol. Carry on.

scarletpeaches
09-11-2007, 01:41 AM
But if I change my avatar seun won't like me any more. :(

JJ Cooper
09-11-2007, 01:44 AM
'Top Gear' is a great show. They get to drive (and sometimes crash) some very nice vehicles.

JJ

Perks
09-11-2007, 01:45 AM
And they break a lot of caravans.

scarletpeaches
09-11-2007, 01:49 AM
Clarkson being marvellous on Parkinson. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lpySB0WlLpM)

dclary
09-11-2007, 01:50 AM
Is that the one where Goose and Maverick engage in foreign relations with MiGs whilst upside down?

Perks
09-11-2007, 01:55 AM
Hardly, but I love that too.

Perks
09-11-2007, 01:57 AM
Clarkson being marvellous on Parkinson. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lpySB0WlLpM)

swoon, swoon, swoon

love, love, love

Now you can see why.

Thank you, Scarlet. You are a right angel.

scarletpeaches
09-11-2007, 01:58 AM
Watching that gave me stirrings in my loins as well. Now I are worried.

skelly
09-11-2007, 02:00 AM
That dude has the biggest, narrowest head I have ever seen. He's like a well dressed Frankenstein. With a perm, no less.

Perks
09-11-2007, 02:03 AM
That dude has the biggest, narrowest head I have ever seen. He's like a well dressed Frankenstein. With a perm, no less.Lol! Not untrue. He's six foot five! And a good two and a half feet of that is noggin. I love him anyway.

skelly
09-11-2007, 02:07 AM
Lol! Not untrue. He's six foot five! And a good two and a half feet of that is noggin. I love him anyway.
Hey, nothing wrong wiff it. In strange moments I have gotten a little hot looking at Condoleeza Rice.

Mmm mm mm.

:D

Perks
09-11-2007, 02:10 AM
Ah, so you do understand me. Sort of. I bet Clarkson's more fun at parties.

skelly
09-11-2007, 02:15 AM
Ah, so you do understand me. Sort of. I bet Clarkson's more fun at parties.
Probably. But I bet Condie could cut loose a little if you bought her a couple tall cold ones. I saw a pic of her in some black outfit with knee-high leather boots...HUBBA!

Of course, you have to try and ignore that big ol E.T. head she's got.

maestrowork
09-11-2007, 02:16 AM
Good lawd.

Make her stop.

skelly
09-11-2007, 02:25 AM
Clarkson being marvellous on Parkinson. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lpySB0WlLpM)
That's pretty freakin hilarious. The guy is funny, no doubt about that.

Perks
09-11-2007, 02:31 AM
Good lawd.

Make her stop.Who me or SP?

Shadow_Ferret
09-11-2007, 02:39 AM
Hey, Jeremy, why the long face?

:D
*runs from Perks*

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Jeremy_Clarkson.jpg/225px-Jeremy_Clarkson.jpg

JoNightshade
09-11-2007, 03:05 AM
I think he's one of those guys who doesn't look that great as a still photograph, but his mannerisms and facial expressions really make him attractive.

Russel Crowe is like that. I never find him attractive when it's just a photo, but watching a movie with him... whoo. ;)

Bmwhtly
09-11-2007, 12:32 PM
I don't care about his jeans. This isn't lust. It's love.

And, III, it's Jeremy Clarkson, British television host and presenter of the BBC's 'Top Gear'. And the only man I've ever truly loved."Dear Mr. Perks..."

seun
09-11-2007, 12:48 PM
I like Seun. Like him a lot. He's a funny guy. But he's not you and he's not Shaft, either.


Can you dig it?

Bmwhtly
09-11-2007, 12:52 PM
I like Seun. Like him a lot. He's a funny guy. But he's not you and he's not Shaft, either.Who's the white baldy guy on the boards in the morning?

SEUN!
Damn right, baby.

Who's... well, you get the idea.