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Danger Jane
09-09-2007, 03:22 AM
See above.

scarletpeaches
09-09-2007, 03:23 AM
*waits for poll*

EriRae
09-09-2007, 03:24 AM
Troll baiter, extraordinaire :D

scarletpeaches
09-09-2007, 03:28 AM
I am Joaquin Phoenix, which explains my 24-hour desire to make the sexytime with myself.

EriRae
09-09-2007, 03:30 AM
I guess I'm an arrow...since there was nothing more violent in your poll.

aadams73
09-09-2007, 03:30 AM
I am the walrus.

JLCwrites
09-09-2007, 03:35 AM
I am a Moist Towelette.
Hey! You need one after chocolate cake!

acharity
09-09-2007, 03:48 AM
I'm shocked and appalled that us Randy Koalas were not invited to this poll.

acharity
09-09-2007, 03:48 AM
Though the book of panda bears is mighty tempting...

melaniehoo
09-09-2007, 03:50 AM
I am Joaquin. Oh to be inside his head for an afternoon. So weird, yet so pretty. I think I will also need a moist towelette for after the sexy time.

EriRae
09-09-2007, 03:58 AM
I am Joaquin. Oh to be inside his head for an afternoon. So weird, yet so pretty. I think I will also need a moist towelette for after the sexy time.


I need a moist towelette after reading that...*Joaquin*

scarletpeaches
09-09-2007, 04:05 AM
It's not his head I want to be inside.

Sean D. Schaffer
09-09-2007, 04:05 AM
I'm a drum kit. People seem to like to pound on me regularly.

Besides, I used to play the drums. Enjoyable instrument. :)

melaniehoo
09-09-2007, 04:07 AM
It's not his head I want to be inside.

That's just foreplay.

P.H.Delarran
09-09-2007, 04:12 AM
I am time. Anything and everything can happen in time.

brokenfingers
09-09-2007, 04:15 AM
So I don't have to repeat myself, the answer is here (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1320095&postcount=6).

Danger Jane
09-09-2007, 04:31 AM
I am Time.

It explains the enigma of me :D

EriRae
09-09-2007, 04:32 AM
DJ, I need more of you...can I steal you all for meself?

robeiae
09-09-2007, 04:38 AM
So I don't have to repeat myself, the answer is here (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1320095&postcount=6).
You're a road apple.

I--on the other hand--am grace personified. Poor Grace.

Danger Jane
09-09-2007, 04:43 AM
I guess I have to do a what are you part II tomorrow.

Coming soon: buttsecks, road apples, trucker bombs, and more!

Danger Jane
09-09-2007, 04:43 AM
DJ, I need more of you...can I steal you all for meself?

I'm an open source person.

Whatever that means.

I think it's kinky.

robeiae
09-09-2007, 04:46 AM
On the Peking ferry,
I was feeling merry...


Quick! Name that tune and I'll give ya a rep point. Then figure out what it has to do with this thread.

Danger Jane
09-09-2007, 04:47 AM
everypicturetellsastoryrodstewart

robeiae
09-09-2007, 04:49 AM
Ooooo...well done.

I may have to move you to a different list...

Danger Jane
09-09-2007, 04:50 AM
Uh


I don't know if I want to ask which one I'm on, and which you're going to move me to.

robeiae
09-09-2007, 04:52 AM
Feel free to ask, but don't expect an answer.

brokenfingers
09-09-2007, 04:53 AM
You're a road apple.Hahahahaha! Clean those glasses off, pumpkin cat.

Sigh... ok philistine, I know it's not a song from the seventies so I'll give you the full version:

Pearls and swine bereft of me
Long and weary my road has been
I was lost in the cities
Alone in the hills
No sorrow or pity for leaving I feel

I am not your rolling wheels
I am the Highway
I am not your carpet ride
I am the Sky

Friends and liars don't wait for me
'Cause I'll get on all by myself
I put millions of miles
Under my heels
And still too close to you
I feel

I am not your rolling wheels
I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride
I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind
I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon
I am the night, the night..


I--on the other hand--am Grace personified. Poor Grace.Are you coming out of the closet now?

The_Grand_Duchess
09-09-2007, 04:53 AM
I am time. I can see everything. All that is... all that was... all that ever could be.

Man I wish I had actually wrote that. . . great speech.

robeiae
09-09-2007, 04:56 AM
Is that from Star Trek: The City on the Edge of Forever?

ETA: You know, the one with Joan Collins.

robeiae
09-09-2007, 05:04 AM
Hahahahaha! Clean those glasses off, pumpkin cat.

Sigh... ok philistine, I know it's not a song from the seventies so I'll give you the full version:

Pearls and swine bereft of me
Long and weary my road has been
I was lost in the cities
Alone in the hills
No sorrow or pity for leaving I feel

I am not your rolling wheels
I am the Highway
I am not your carpet ride
I am the Sky

Friends and liars don't wait for me
'Cause I'll get on all by myself
I put millions of miles
Under my heels
And still too close to you
I feel

I am not your rolling wheels
I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride
I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind
I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon
I am the night, the night..
Philistine?

In a place you only dream of
Where your soul is always free
Silver stages, golden curtains
Filled my head, plain as can be
As a rainbow grew round the sun
All the stars I've love who died
Came from somewhere beyond the scene you see
These lovely people played just for me
Now if I let you see this place
Where stories all ring true
Will you let me past your face
To see what's really you
It's not for me I ask these questions
As though I were a king
For you have to love, believe and feel
Before the burst of tamborines take you there

Green grass and high tides forever
Castles of stone souls and glory
Lost faces say we adore you
As kings and queens bow and play for you

Those who don't believe me
Find your souls and set them free
Those who do, believe and love
As time will be your key
Time and time again I've thanked them
For a piece of mind
They helped me find myself
Amongst the music and the rhyme
That enchants you there

Green grass and high tides forever
Castles of stone souls and glory
Lost faces say we adore you
As kings and queens bow and play for you...

Danger Jane
09-09-2007, 05:27 AM
Car Wash Hair, Mercury Rev

wanna ask but I just stare
can I run my hands through your car wash hair [2x]

drillin' a hole with my soul
in the sand
diggin' for gold
for the hole [whore?], in the bed
catchin' a ride from a band
I sat in the back of the van
they tried to make me understand
'cause if I'm not in a band, don't mean I'm square
and if I am, well then I don't care

wanna ask but I just stare
can I run my hands through your car wash hair

number two has got me confused
hope I'll always be numbers one and three [2x]

wanna ask but I just stare
can I run my hands through your car wash hair [2x]

drillin' a hole with my soul
in the sand
diggin' for gold
for the ho, in the bed
catchin' a ride from a band
I sat in the back of the van
they tried to make me understand
that if I'm not in a band, doesn't mean I'm square
and if I am, well then I don't care

wanna ask but I just stare
can I run my hands through your car wash hair [2x]

you said, hell, well I don't care
if you run your hands through my car wash hair
wanna ask but I just stare
can I run my hands through your car wash hair
you said, hell, well I don't care
if you run your hands through my car wash hair
wanna ask but I just stare
can I run my hands through your car wash hair
you said, hell, well I don't care
if you run your hands through my car wash hair
wanna ask but I just stare
can I run my hands through your car wash hairthat song so belongs in all lowercase.

BenPanced
09-09-2007, 05:50 AM
Y'know, DJ, when the orange juice has a metallic, fizzy taste?

Throw it out and make a new batch.

Just sayin'.

Danger Jane
09-09-2007, 05:54 AM
I BUY my orange juice. From the STORE.

The_Grand_Duchess
09-09-2007, 06:03 AM
Is that from Star Trek: The City on the Edge of Forever?

ETA: You know, the one with Joan Collins.

Are you talking to me? Becuase if you are the answer is no. It's from Dr. Who. It's the Bad Wolf speech. " I am the bad wolf. I take the words and I scatter them. . ."

robeiae
09-09-2007, 06:09 AM
Are you talking to me? Becuase if you are the answer is no.
Oh, sure. Rub salt in my wounds. Like I haven't heard those lines 15,000 times before...

The_Grand_Duchess
09-09-2007, 06:13 AM
Oh, sure. Rub salt in my wounds. Like I haven't heard those lines 15,000 times before...

I know, its hard to hear no from the sexy kitty but what can I say. . .

Devil Ledbetter
09-09-2007, 06:42 AM
I'm butter. Salty, tasty, spreadable.