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scarletpeaches
09-08-2007, 05:26 AM
Scottish scientists predict rabies will be eradicated within a decade.

Would you believe, this news has come from Edinburgh University's Royal Dick Vet School?!

Linky. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/6983384.stm)

Danger Jane
09-08-2007, 05:27 AM
It'll just turn mutant and kill people anyway.

davids
09-08-2007, 05:28 AM
Would you believe I just fell face down in a bowl of porridge or oatmeal or hafferflocken?

Perks
09-08-2007, 05:29 AM
I really wish I could stop seeing those letter in that order. 'Dickholewithrabies' is an affront to my eyes.

CatSlave
09-08-2007, 05:54 AM
I really wish I could stop seeing those letter in that order. 'Dickholewithrabies' is an affront to my eyes.
Wait 'til you see his poetry.

Magdalen
09-08-2007, 05:57 AM
Yeah, be Sure to go check him out. !!

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76503

Rolling Thunder
09-08-2007, 06:02 AM
Not a word about weasels. Very disappointing.

veinglory
09-08-2007, 06:04 AM
If it happened in the USA we can guarantee the vector was not a dog, that strain was declared officially eradicated.

Weasles, however--yep. A bad case of weasles cud do it.

Magdalen
09-08-2007, 06:07 AM
Yeah, be Sure to go check him out. !!

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76503

Does being like a weasel and putting in a link to miss peaches instead of (I'm with you Perk, I cannot put All of those letters together) dickhole, count?

Shadow_Ferret
09-08-2007, 06:11 AM
But I thought bats were natural carriers. How is vaccinating dogs going to stop that? And what about raccoons? I heard they have the disease, too.

brokenfingers
09-08-2007, 06:14 AM
Holy cow! Is that what it says? And all this time I thought his name was Richard Holewrithabies. I thought it was Scottish or something.

veinglory
09-08-2007, 06:16 AM
Willywritheswithbabies?

didisaythat?

(no, surely not)

Rolling Thunder
09-08-2007, 06:21 AM
*eyes the ferret*

Is it just me, or is that foam around his mouth?

SpookyWriter
09-08-2007, 06:25 AM
*eyes the ferret*

Is it just me, or is that foam around his mouth?What kind of foam? I heard rumors about foam birth control. Never used it though.

Roger J Carlson
09-08-2007, 06:40 AM
Holy cow! Is that what it says? And all this time I thought his name was Richard Holewrithabies. I thought it was Scottish or something.Irish, actually. Probably from Limerick. Uses "stinky" and "stink" in two poems. Irish slang for "shit".

Silver King
09-08-2007, 07:11 AM
You know how lenient the fish is, I know you do. He has this thing, though, about thread titles following basic decorum, as they're akin to glowing advertisements luring viewers on the opening pages of this forum.

There must be a better way to express the content of this thread without the "Dick hole" reference. I was thinking perhaps "cock gap" or "penile crack" or "jizz cannon," but neither of those seem to work any better.

Any ideas? Better hurry before I change the title to match my puritan upbringing.

Azraelsbane
09-08-2007, 07:20 AM
You know how lenient the fish is, I know you do. He has this thing, though, about thread titles following basic decorum, as they're akin to glowing advertisements luring viewers on the opening pages of this forum.

There must be a better way to express the content of this thread without the "Dick hole" reference. I was thinking perhaps "cock gap" or "penile crack" or "jizz cannon," but neither of those seem to work any better.

Any ideas? Better hurry before I change the title to match my puritan upbringing.

One vote for Jizz Cannon right here. I think it is much more polite than dick hole. LoL.

SpookyWriter
09-08-2007, 07:22 AM
One vote for Jizz Cannon right here. I think it is much more polite than dick hole. LoL.
Let me put on my thinking cap. I'll get back with you later.

http://www.cadenhead.org/workbench/gems/pope-benedict-saturno-hat.jpg

P.S. You're all going to hell!

TsukiRyoko
09-08-2007, 07:26 AM
How... disappointing.

Silver King
09-08-2007, 03:28 PM
Oh, now I understand where the reference to dick hole comes from (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76492).

Shadow_Ferret
09-08-2007, 06:25 PM
Did I just miss the point of this whole thread?

KTC
09-08-2007, 06:57 PM
4 posts and the guy has a tread in his honor. You know he's likely to grace us with more of his brilliantly beautiful poetry now, don't you?

Tornadoboy
09-08-2007, 07:02 PM
Scottish scientists predict rabies will be eradicated within a decade.

Would you believe, this news has come from Edinburgh University's Royal Dick Vet School?!

Linky. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/6983384.stm)

Do you mean from the planet? I doubt it, China still loses an average of 1500 people a year to the disease, and vaccinating the animal population from where it comes from is impossible. There have been some possible breakthroughs in treating advanced symptomatic rabies though.

KTC
09-08-2007, 07:10 PM
http://www.cadenhead.org/workbench/gems/pope-benedict-saturno-hat.jpg

What the hell has he been kissing?

SpookyWriter
09-08-2007, 08:39 PM
What the hell has he been kissing?A Cardinal?

BenPanced
09-09-2007, 02:37 AM
Scottish scientists predict rabies will be eradicated within a decade.

Would you believe, this news has come from Edinburgh University's Royal Dick Vet School?!

Linky. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/6983384.stm)


It'll just turn mutant and kill people anyway.
Which is the subject for my next screenplay.

aadams73
09-09-2007, 03:06 AM
The only thing worse than dickholewithrabies is buttseckswithrabies.

CatSlave
09-09-2007, 03:58 AM
If you'd quit playing with your weasel, you wouldn't have this problem.