Antipodean Drunkards Thread

I'm here mate. Scotch and dry already. Be moving to Port soon.

JJ

As I post. 10.20 - 3 mid-strengths, 4 tall scoth and drys and the first Port has been poured (red wine glass of course). The thing is, I've been staring at my WIP for two hours without a word being written. Just staring trying to work out my next move.

Which reminds me. I can't remember anywhere here that you have mentioned a WIP or what you would like to write. Care to share?

JJ

PS 'Roger and out' means your signing off for the night. 'Roger over' means the conversation is still open.

Hey am I invited to this party? 10.26, but I'm only onto my second red wine.

Okay. I have absolutely no idea. Reading that thread made me even more confused (I am not a Rugby person!). Now if it was Aussie Rules we were betting on, that would be a different story!

I need someone to just tell me what to do!

My neighbours are having an end of footy tipping season party tonight. 10.40 and they have just played the time warp at full bore. The wife and kids are in bed and JJ may just end up to the time wrap.

JJ

Third glass coming up. (well not coming up but you know what I mean)

Mandy-Jane said:

Okay. I have absolutely no idea. Reading that thread made me even more confused (I am not a Rugby person!). Now if it was Aussie Rules we were betting on, that would be a different story!

I need someone to just tell me what to do!

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Psst - Just follow one of the bets that I did and put the $100 on it. I think the Ireland v Nambia is a good thing.

JJ

Mustang Sally being played on the neighbours stereo system.

JJ

My husband's snoring.

I think I'd rather Mustang Sally.

Okay. Guess what - American Pie just turned up next door. Inspired by the USA President visit to Aus, no doubt.

JJ

Drunken aussies?
*Thanks god I'm all the way on the other side of the planet*

It's a balance. When we get on the computer in the morning you guys are all pissed up. Make no sense at all. Then, when we get on the computer of a night you guys are hung over and make no sense at all. You see the pattern.

JJ

But you all talk funny.

I got a feeling JJ is winning, although the Port is slowly (I know adverb) putting me on my a.

JJ

I'm done. Not very good staying power I'm afraid. Have a good party everyone.

Good night.

Night MJ.

JJ

Down Under is fine. Great even! Just don't make me eat vegemite.

I once had a drunk Kiwi explain to me the difference between his and an Aussie's accent. It was hilarious.

But I know some things Australian. I know Mark Webber and I know the Vauxhall Monaro and I know prawns and vegemite and, wait, I think that's all I know...

JJ Cooper said:

I got a feeling JJ is winning, although the Port is slowly (I know adverb) putting me on my a.

JJ

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Port is what they put in elephant darts.