What about throw-up sessions. Do you try to hold her head up or something, or just lay her on her side and walk away?
Do you leave her with someone at the end of the night or drop her off on her porch?
So far what I'm hearing, girls handle these things drastically different from the way guys do.
Case #1 .... we're in a club, it's my night to drive so she goes completely wild with the booze. Gets us kicked out of the club,
early and then has the audacity to puke the second she sits her butt down in my still-sort-of-new car. After she begins puking I scream at her to open the door. She wont, she's too busy spewing onto the floor of my passenger seat. I lean behind her and push open the door and push her head out the door so she can carryon spewing into the gutter. I get out and go to the trunk to get something for her to wipe her face with, all I have is a pair of pajama pants (I don't know why they are in the trunk, really I don't). So I hand her the pants, she wipes up and we get on our way towards home.
She then procedes to spew once we get into the house, in her bathroom conveniently, in the toilet to make things better.
The only other being living in her home is not at home, her father. So i'm there with her, in the bathroom, on the floor, while she hugs the toilet, spewing, spewing and spewing some more. In between spews, she's sobbing. Yes - sobbing.
So not only am I holding her hair up and blotting her face every time she spews, I have to console her now.
And I do. Why? I have no farking idea.
Finally, she calms down enough and accepts the fact that she does not have alcohol poisening and agrees to let me leave her. She swore she's pay for the cleaning bill, she didn't. And my car stunk. And it still stunk for one of my dates. Lovely. Really, it was
my friend not me.
Case #2 - very similar situation. Friends car. Everything else is the same. I get to hold the hair, I get to undress her and get her in her bed and cover her up. I get to help the friend clean his car.
B@st@ards. Control your drinking. Give me a beer.