Password please as I have nowhere else to go and am to impatient to wait

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Need to get into the SYW erotica forum. Have PMd the people who can give me the password but it seems I have passed the time of climaxipation-anybody out there help me? Password I mean of course!!!! If you have it you will soon be able to chastize me when I post my first eroticalized gay chapters. I am not gay! Not that there is anything wrong with that. The ladies, well at least a lot of them, are forcing me into this and to tell you the truth I am kinda digging it. SHHHH! Now someone please mail me the password then this thread can be shut down before I cause any more problems-luv Dave
 

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I believe it's 'smut'. :D Try 'porn'. maybe it's 'sexytime'.

(just kidding. I truly have no idea.)
 

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Thanks I still lust after you!!!! Just kidding but it did make you wanna wretch right?
 

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Need to get into the SYW erotica forum. Have PMd the people who can give me the password but it seems I have passed the time of climaxipation-anybody out there help me? Password I mean of course!!!! If you have it you will soon be able to chastize me when I post my first eroticalized gay chapters. I am not gay! Not that there is anything wrong with that. The ladies, well at least a lot of them, are forcing me into this and to tell you the truth I am kinda digging it. SHHHH! Now someone please mail me the password then this thread can be shut down before I cause any more problems-luv Dave

What the hell is THIS, lobster?
 

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What the hell is THIS, lobster?


Need password to erotica SYW. Am being forced to write horny erotic gay literature. HELP!!!!

Well at least that is what I am being told by the sexy lasses here at AW. A lot of them! So need to post first chapters that I wrote in about 20 minutes so that they can rip me to shreads and tell me how mistaken they were! Luv Dave
 

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...maybe them's afraid ta let ya in...to zee boudoir.... abs 'n all :D
 

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...maybe them's afraid ta let ya in...to zee boudoir.... abs 'n all :D


Yup I thin you be raht there lady. Hell there aint no broads a wantin me in their boodwary. No appreciation for a good set of abs these days- Poor Dave right?
 

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maybes ya gotta take a test first... hmmm... wait, are you really over 18??
 

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I got it and posted now I wait for me thrashing-OOOHHHHHH!!!!
 

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alrighty hehe, davids gonna get his nose rubbed in it.... teeheee :D

i'm rootin fer ya, 'k?
 

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Well dear it is sometimes about retribution but you must admit I do my best right?
 

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Sorry, but I can't go in that room:cry:, so I guess I'll NEVER be able to read what you wrote. I'm just a wee young Catholic girl, and me mother would never forgive me (although the curiosity is killing me -- you know, Only the Good Die Young thing....this is why!!!)
 

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Sorry, but I can't go in that room:cry:, so I guess I'll NEVER be able to read what you wrote. I'm just a wee young Catholic girl, and me mother would never forgive me (although the curiosity is killing me -- you know, Only the Good Die Young thing....this is why!!!)


Why not-hell if you want me to PM you the poop I wrote just lemme know darlin' it aint all that hornified-more me being silly and sublte and I AM NOT GAY!!!! Like I said babe-just lemme know and I will sent it-luv Dave
 

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Boobies.

No. That's not the password, but just a general commentary.

Thanks Ben for the support? I got the damned password-I posted-am waiting for the ridicule-I do not get ridiculed-well not usually when it comes to writing-so I am stressed alright Ben stressed you understand-Boobies-really!!!!
 

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Boobies.

No. That's not the password, but just a general commentary.

Thanks Ben for the support? I got the damned password-I posted-am waiting for the ridicule-I do not get ridiculed-well not usually when it comes to writing-so I am stressed alright Ben stressed you understand-Boobies-really!!!!
Well, it was either "boobies", "gussett", "yoke", or "nodule".
 

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Ben old thing I was told by a mod it is a private password and what ya have to promise you are over 59-I passed and gussett is really close by the by. It has been posted and now I am officially a romance writer of erotica involving two men-not that there is anything wrong with that-Dave
 

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Why not-hell if you want me to PM you the poop I wrote just lemme know darlin' it aint all that hornified-more me being silly and sublte and I AM NOT GAY!!!! Like I said babe-just lemme know and I will sent it-luv Dave


Me thinks thou protesteth too much!
 

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I enter this thread to say only one thing:

Erogenous.


Yes and I AM NOT GAY-DO NOT GO TO THE EROTICA FORUM AND READ THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY AROUND-DO NOT-MY WIFE SAID I WAS NOT GAY SO I AM NOT AND I STILL WANNA RUB MISS SCARLET'S BUM TILL SHE CRYS IN AGONY AND THE EGGSTACY-SHE IS THE QUEEN OF BUM AND EROGEIOUS TO BOOTY! What up Miss Scarlet? Sure am glad to see yah lady!
 

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See this is what I get for writing a love story that is both erotic and touching and truly beautiful. Women encouraged me to do this as they found that I write horny erotic yet love filled tender beautiful crap! You may have been married to a gay man and he was probably a great lover-I AM NOT GAY-well I used to be a gay blade in my younger days but of course the word gay has been deleted from the language other than its present useage. Really I do not give a hit gay not gay-lesbian not lesbian-whats it matter-I just do not want to get me tongue stuck on the stuble of some dudes calves-although women in some countries do not shave they still normally have great tits-I like a hand full but a nice firm female buttock-well there is just nuffink better. I AM NO GAY I TELL YOU I AM NOT-oh shit I should have never started this damned thread never submitted to the grace and churlish charm of some of the women around here who secretly wanna eat me alive-AHHAAAA so that is your evil scheme-AAAHHHHAAA!!!! Christ is it not past yer bedtime shit it is past midnight in Germany-oh alright it is silly Friday ya can stay up fer another half hour!!!! The wife would not care if she was wrong as long as she keeps on enjoying opera singers tongue!!!!
 

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So, not only are you gay, but you're an opera singer? And no, I'm not going to bed quite yet and yes it is late!
 

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So, not only are you gay, but you're an opera singer? And no, I'm not going to bed quite yet and yes it is late!


Was an opera singer. Autobahn to Hamburg to sing Flying Dutchman and a drunk driver ran into me head on. He broke his elbow-me? Everybone in my body so I have had to become an anonymouse famous writer who is not gay-what can you do-it is a life!