Silly Friday, Jenna where are you?

This is really totally silly Friday. I have been challenged in a most silly way by a certain lovely lady that I did not know even new I existipated. I will not reveal her challenge for three days. I will fail miserably. I will and have accepted her challenge which is totally and sillilly silly. I CANNOT DO IT! I have also been challenged to write a book which is the genre gay erotica. Life is sick. I am sick. NO! I am completely sick and silly. I am a macho retired warrior. I am tough, unloving, totally rich and self centered and know nothing of gay erotica, yet, have been bombarded by women here to write this and just because of some silly chum I posted on some thread about being nice when critting or not and should we smash people to death when critting and this is a run on sentence so I have alread failed and I am depressed, confusiptated, and totally silly. HELP! Perhaps I should change this to the silly Friday help Dave thread!!!!????

Thans kids and Ray, I am. Can you believe it I have two chapters done and my voluntary beta reader is telling me she is continually having to take a cold shower! It is so sick. Luv to you all! Oh hell I gotta go change this because of the challenge! Lobsters are not supposed to understand grammar or speak with hyphens!

TrainofThought said:

How you doin’?

I declare my spirit’s tough
And my sex life kinda rough,
Yet I put my warmth aside,
Searchin’ for the perfect bride.

Looking passed many greens
She found my heart isn’t mean.
And even though I have selfish ways
She finds me dear, hoping it’s a phase.

to my bad poetry.

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And to your completely yet utterly sexy bum. Well Train you know I have a thing for derriereys and my poetry is completely silly and most comparable to urine. luv Dave and I love the poem.

The_Grand_Duchess said:

I nominate Mika as official silly Friday music. Isn't it silly that Davids has to speaks like peoples now?

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NO!!!!

Angelinity said:

oh dave... this was the only place you could leave your commas at the door and just slipnslide through avalanches of words.... :sigh:

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Yes of course lovely Ily. You see I am up to the challenge. It will not last long and I will give up in a flauntipatious rant. You know I am incapable of not slipping and slidding for long. Plus I have no idea about grammar and shit like that. Jenna is so nice. If it had been anyone else I would have asked them politely. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING BRAIN HOLE?

Angelinity said:

heh you doing fine for now!!

some....

inspiration??

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HOLY SHIT YOU PHOTOGRAPH BEAUTIFULLY-BE RIGHT OVER KID!

The_Grand_Duchess said:

hhj y k n m nnbnmnm n j u g h bv gybt g,nj

Love, Fortunata

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that is so agrapatilous of you Duchess, and kinda sexy as well!!!! Anybody seen Jenna? Jenna oh Jenna?!?!?!

Angelinity said:

heh you doing fine for now!!

some....

inspiration??

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Let us be inspiricated and keep this photo burning in our loins-or the female counterpart or who gives a shit I am in ogle mode!!!!

reigningcatsndogs said:

HEY!!!! WHO PUT THE DAMN CAMERA IN MY BEDROOM!!!!!! Can't a girl have any privacy??

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I will be right over!!!!

Kate Thornton said:

Mmmmm! Chocolate!

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Hey my favorite Kate how you doin lady? Good to see you!! Got chocky on them there beyenockulars?