Something has bitten my foot

Be glad you can feel your foot. Bask in the pain!

Perhaps your girlfriend would like to do it. After you've made good on the kittens promise.

NOPE! NOT TOUCHING IT!

No sir, I won't do it.

And yeah, don't you have a women?

And hey, don't be like my buddy Chris. He let the spider bite go for three days and ended up hospitalized. He called me all delerious from his bed. I think he thought he was going to die. Good old Chris.

spiderbite! spiderbite!


::runs in circles and panics::


Noooo, I'm not going to be much help. Get your doc to make it feel better, f'gossakes. Unless you live in Antarctica those little buggers can be poisonous.

Turkey Lurkey said:

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EEEEWWWWWW!!!!

My foots are hairier than that, but FAR more attractive.

Spookywriter has the sniffles and seun has a widdle bite on his foot. A lot of whining going on here today...

Put a dab of vinegar on it. It helps, I promise.

aadams73 said:

Put a dab of vinegar on it. It helps, I promise.

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Clear nail polish. Cuts it off from the air, so it won't itch and won't get infected.

Salem Ollivander said:

Spookywriter has the sniffles and seun has a widdle bite on his foot. A lot of whining going on here today...

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thank god someone said it!

Uh, you don't happen to be allergic to newt venom, do you Seun?

I broke a nail.

Damn hammer.

maestrowork said:

I broke a nail.

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That's it. I'm calling the wahhmbulance.

Something bit me. Serious. My lips are red.

That is one funky toe nail that guy in the picture has going on... you should go to the doctors. My cousin had his leg bitten and it ballooned up like you wouldn't believe @_@ He, too, had to be taken to the hospital for some serious medication.

maestrowork said:

Something bit me. Serious. My lips are red.

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Sounds kinky...

oh cripes...I bite one little AWer's 'tosie wosie' and all of a sudden he starts a thread about it. Cheezie Louizie!!!

quit yer crying and bite him back!

cray said:

quit yer crying and bite him back!

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That I'd pay to see.

maestrowork said:

That I'd pay to see.

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How the h could a thread entitled "something has bitten my foot" already have 24 comments?

Whoops....make that 25.....

Don't worry, a spider cannot bite you if you step on it, the fangs are pointed down, not up. That is completely impossible.

However, the spider's family, which is quite extended as spiders have hundreds of young at once, might not appreciate your act of murder. They come out at night when you are sleeping, seeking vengeance.

I bet you have another bite or two tomorrow morning.