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seun
08-28-2007, 09:59 PM
I have a horrible red bite on my foot and I'm wondering if it's come as punishment for squishing a spider last night.

Anyone want to rub cream on my foot and kiss it better?

Azraelsbane
08-28-2007, 10:03 PM
Be glad you can feel your foot. Bask in the pain! :roll:

zahra
08-28-2007, 10:06 PM
Perhaps your girlfriend would like to do it. After you've made good on the kittens promise.

JLCwrites
08-28-2007, 10:07 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/149/436656530_eaa7b20d06.jpg?v=0

The_Grand_Duchess
08-28-2007, 10:12 PM
No sir, I won't do it.

And yeah, don't you have a women?

And hey, don't be like my buddy Chris. He let the spider bite go for three days and ended up hospitalized. He called me all delerious from his bed. I think he thought he was going to die. Good old Chris.

seun
08-28-2007, 10:15 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/149/436656530_eaa7b20d06.jpg?v=0

That's just wrong.

Yep, I have a woman. She handed me some cream earlier and told me not to scratch my foot. I didn't mention the spider theory as she's the reason I had to kill the hairy bastard.

sunna
08-28-2007, 10:20 PM
spiderbite! spiderbite!


::runs in circles and panics::


Noooo, I'm not going to be much help. :) Get your doc to make it feel better, f'gossakes. Unless you live in Antarctica those little buggers can be poisonous.

Bmwhtly
08-28-2007, 10:22 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/149/436656530_eaa7b20d06.jpg?v=0
EEEEWWWWWW!!!!

My foots are hairier than that, but FAR more attractive.

Salem
08-28-2007, 10:22 PM
Spookywriter has the sniffles and seun has a widdle bite on his foot. A lot of whining going on here today...

aadams73
08-28-2007, 10:24 PM
Put a dab of vinegar on it. It helps, I promise.

Bmwhtly
08-28-2007, 10:26 PM
Put a dab of vinegar on it. It helps, I promise.Clear nail polish. Cuts it off from the air, so it won't itch and won't get infected.

cray
08-28-2007, 10:27 PM
Spookywriter has the sniffles and seun has a widdle bite on his foot. A lot of whining going on here today...

thank god someone said it! :D

Haggis
08-28-2007, 10:29 PM
Uh, you don't happen to be allergic to newt venom, do you Seun?

maestrowork
08-28-2007, 10:29 PM
I broke a nail.

Damn hammer.

Salem
08-28-2007, 10:32 PM
I broke a nail.


That's it. I'm calling the wahhmbulance.

maestrowork
08-28-2007, 10:33 PM
Something bit me. Serious. My lips are red.

acharity
08-28-2007, 10:33 PM
That is one funky toe nail that guy in the picture has going on... you should go to the doctors. My cousin had his leg bitten and it ballooned up like you wouldn't believe @_@ He, too, had to be taken to the hospital for some serious medication.

Salem
08-28-2007, 10:33 PM
Something bit me. Serious. My lips are red.

Sounds kinky...

Jaycinth
08-28-2007, 11:15 PM
oh cripes...I bite one little AWer's 'tosie wosie' and all of a sudden he starts a thread about it. Cheezie Louizie!!!

seun
08-28-2007, 11:38 PM
I'm still blaming that spider.

cray
08-28-2007, 11:39 PM
quit yer crying and bite him back! :D

maestrowork
08-28-2007, 11:41 PM
quit yer crying and bite him back! :D

That I'd pay to see.

Haggis
08-28-2007, 11:47 PM
That I'd pay to see.

http://www.northerncostarica.com/images/venado-caves-18.jpg

Meerkat
08-28-2007, 11:49 PM
How the h could a thread entitled "something has bitten my foot" already have 24 comments?

Whoops....make that 25.....

Joe270
08-28-2007, 11:50 PM
Don't worry, a spider cannot bite you if you step on it, the fangs are pointed down, not up. That is completely impossible.

However, the spider's family, which is quite extended as spiders have hundreds of young at once, might not appreciate your act of murder. They come out at night when you are sleeping, seeking vengeance.

I bet you have another bite or two tomorrow morning.

zahra
08-29-2007, 01:06 AM
That's just wrong.

Yep, I have a woman. She handed me some cream earlier and told me not to scratch my foot. I didn't mention the spider theory as she's the reason I had to kill the hairy bastard.
The kittens (McKenzie and Gino) would have killed the spider.

thethinker42
08-29-2007, 01:16 AM
I'm still blaming that spider.

I blame Tsuki.

Soccer Mom
08-29-2007, 01:49 AM
I blame Joe. I think it's a scorpion sting myself. Joe knows too much.

GeorgeK
08-29-2007, 02:35 AM
Clear nail polish. Cuts it off from the air, so it won't itch and won't get infected.

Assuming it is a sterile wound, which on a foot is unlikely, but if you have a good immune system and thoroughly wash it, the nail polish can act like a bandaid.

Bmwhtly
08-29-2007, 02:54 AM
They're men. Men whine about every little ache and pain. When my husband gets the flu he's so miserable he begs me to kill him. I actually consider it :DYou do know that it's been proved that man flu is more serious than girlflu, right?

In fact, top scientists believe ManFlu is comparable to child birth.


I blame Tsuki.That's always a safe position.

aadams73
08-29-2007, 03:02 AM
You do know that it's been proved that man flu is more serious than girlflu, right?

In fact, top scientists believe ManFlu is comparable to child birth.



:ROFL::ROFL: Yes, it makes them whine harder than women. It's a known symptom.

Gravity
08-29-2007, 03:31 AM
Look at the upside. Tomorrow you might find yourself shooting webs out of your wrists. Then it's movie contracts, hot chicks, and red spandex for you, my friend...

TsukiRyoko
08-29-2007, 08:28 AM
That's always a safe position. So is missionary, but that doesn't mean you have to stick with it every time. -_-

Blame Bart for once. Sheesh.

TsukiRyoko
08-29-2007, 08:29 AM
I blame Tsuki.
Lover, how could you?!

...Never mind. I'm sure it's pretty easy.

Danger Jane
08-29-2007, 08:30 AM
or maybe for eating that scorpion....

I told you not to.

Joe270
08-29-2007, 08:56 AM
or maybe for eating that scorpion....

Eat me? Who?

ErylRavenwell
08-29-2007, 09:03 AM
Examine your foot carefully for two little holes that are not more than a mm apart. If the holes begin to expand and red marks appear over a large area, well say hello pain and necrosis. Hope for you it's not a Brown recluse or worse. Brown recluse venom tends to melt the flesh. Gotta love 'em, spiders.

Danger Jane
08-29-2007, 09:11 AM
well joe, he deserved it, so don't feel bad.

TsukiRyoko
08-29-2007, 09:46 AM
Gotta love 'em, spiders.
I miss my little vent dwelling spiders. I wonder how they're doing, and I hope they're eating well.

On another note, my mother claims to have lost 30 pounds. Wonder how that happened.... *sneaks off, takes spiders with her*

lfraser
08-29-2007, 10:01 AM
We're all bored.

ErylRavenwell
08-29-2007, 10:04 AM
I miss my little vent dwelling spiders. I wonder how they're doing, and I hope they're eating well.



Yea, they are like the lions of the insect world. Probably doing a good job hunting down all those diseased-causing pests in there. But see just how people like Seun rewards them. :)

TsukiRyoko
08-29-2007, 10:07 AM
Yea, they are like the lions of the insect world. Probably doing a good job hunting down all those diseased-causing pests in there. But see just how people like Seun rewards them. :)
Why eat bugs when they can feed from my mother's veins (that is why I put them there)? I raised the little tykes well, I think. :D

ErylRavenwell
08-29-2007, 10:30 AM
Why eat bugs when they can feed from my mother's veins (that is why I put them there)? I raised the little tykes well, I think. :D

Hehe. Your mother must have been bugging you. Kudos for finding the perfect solution for the problem.

seun
08-29-2007, 12:42 PM
You'll all be thrilled to know my foot is a little better. But just to be sure, I'm going to stomp on every spider I can find. And then laugh evilly.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-29-2007, 03:43 PM
You love to tempt fate, I see...

seun
08-29-2007, 03:49 PM
You love to tempt fate, I see...

It makes me feel like a big man.