My first banquet is tomorrow and guess who we're serving?

The president of the United States!






*squeek*


I just know my cold sore is going to grow over night. *sigh*

Now I'm never going to sleep. *sigh*

I've got butterflies already. *sigh*

Please, God, let me start my period after tomorrow and help me to not pour food on someones lap like I did in my first job. And help me not to dribble food down my front when I eat.

Amen.

JoNightshade said:

WOW! That is really cool. You must work at a really classy place. Is it a hotel or something?

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I just got a job as a banquet server and the owner announced who we would be serving today. I was in shock.


I still am.

Danger Jane said:

wow

you should ask him to borrow air force 1

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Okay!

I live right below the air path and I'll be looking for the plane.

akiwiguy said:

Although.. perhaps he'd be right into a good dorking? Imagine that, telling the grandkids, "I dorked the President!"

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~giggle~


I thought Sirdork would be more appropriate.

Oh, I get to be checked out by the Secret Service.

I can think of a hundred dumb things to say to get my butt put in jail too.